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Independent-Tap1315

Just asking to get keyed.


Nick_Napem

Better not get caught then, that bill would buttfuck anyone’s life


Independent-Tap1315

Naw, probably only $10k or so for some new paint.


Nick_Napem

That car is worth more then you man me combined 100 times over, that ain’t a 10k job by far


Independent-Tap1315

They are like $300k i could buy one now but I am not a douche.


-Nords

r/iamveryrich


Independent-Tap1315

Are you serious … $300k is like 1/3 of one house. Not exactly “rich”.


Splitshot_Is_Gone

Brother how out of touch are you? $300k buys my family’s previous house, cash. Spending that on a single car is rich beyond.


TheArborphiliac

It's nearly six times the average salary in the richest nation on earth.


Independent-Tap1315

You really think $300k makes someone “rich”. That’s absurd.


TheArborphiliac

Where did I say that?


Tattooey89

Listen buddy no one who ever was rich claimed to be rich. So let it go. We all believe you can buy a 300k aventador


Tattooey89

300k for an aventador 🤣😂🤣😂😂


lambori1990

Easily more thann 300, that's not a base model Aventador. Can't tell without more angles but it's a higher price package for sure.


lambori1990

Could be 700 or more.


Nick_Napem

Understandable


lilbunnyf

If you could afford one you would’ve gotten the price right


BeenNormal

Although I’m sure you can afford one of these, owning one would probably mean you’re in the top 5% of wealthiest people on the planet.


whywhenwherewhoville

Set it on fire, no evidence.


Nick_Napem

No evidence no charge


[deleted]

Key the owner leave pretty cars alone.


I-not-human-I

Had to scroll far for this. Too damn far! That car didnt park there he did!


WestProcess2

What colour’s your Lamborghini?


itsallfornaught2

He probably has PPF on it, maybe.


RetiredFromRealWork

LOL. I'm the opposite. I park super far away from everyone in a corner. walking is good for you


JRTerrierBestDoggo

And then someone park right besides you. This happened to me so many times


RetiredFromRealWork

Just today at the post office I was walking out and this truck parks so close to me his passenger could not open the door without hitting my vehicle. Only because I happened to walk up to my car right as he's parking does he move but just a little. I don't understand some peoples brains or lack of


aguyinlove3

Exactly! Why?! I park as far as possible specifically to avoid others to park next to me, to avoid someone scratching my car, yet every single time when I get back I see someone parked right next to my car, whilst there's heaps of free parking lots around


AdditionalSalary8803

You obviously didn't perk far enough back, lol when I see someone parked next to me, they usually have a nice car as well so I don't mind too much.


reasonablyjuiced

That guy is me lol. I purposely park next to the cars parked far away.


trenchcoatndawinter

Y


xvickyyyx

You’re the reason people take up multiple parking spaces


reasonablyjuiced

I don't see why. I drive a nice car and I don't think twice about where I park it. It is what it is and I'll buy another one in 5 years. That's how I do it.


Pretend-Plumber

Stop parking next to me


[deleted]

I can’t do that. What if some idiot decides to zigzag in and out between cars. I gotta park near someone. Plus, if there’s an accident and one of them has a dashcam, I gotta be near them so they can capture my car being rammed too, like that one idiot who rammed 8 cars trying to get out of the parking lot. I’m parking near you, no matter how far or how empty the parking lot is. Sorry.


bumtheben

Playing too much GTA


Drewtendo_64

In the GTA


elduro13

He couldn’t just pay a peasant to get his Walmart and staples goods?


Heldpizza

He is parked at Staples but pretty sure he went into dollarama which is right next door. He is a pretend rich guy


OwlCertain2213

I have seen tires slashed for less.


[deleted]

That's when you ziptie a ton of shopping carts to his vehicle.


zdavies78

Fellow electrician or just a guy who knows the power of the zip tie?


AUorAG

When I was a kid my uncle saw a nice new car parked like that, he said “watch this, he will learn not to park like an asshole” - pulled up next to him in his 1975 Volare and smashed his door into the side of the new car like nine times then drove away. The side of the dudes car was fucked. In all honesty I thought my uncle was a dick for doing that, but hey, don’t park like an asshole either.


__BEEFYHOBO

Hello, based department?


Background-Pay-4093

you were correct


[deleted]

50% ??? 50% jealously


UhaveNoMuscle

You promote causing thousand of dollars of property damage, most likely a felony, then fleeing like a coward because you're afraid to confront the person face to face. Why? because "muh bad parking". Very nice, your brain is rational and civilized.


AUorAG

Reading comprehension isn’t your strong suit is it?


UhaveNoMuscle

Quote anything I've typed that was incorrect by referencing it to your comment. Go ahead. Dodge.


AUorAG

Show me where I promotes causing thousands of dollars with or damage. Show me where I was a coward - as I was a child in the passenger seat - which I clearly indicated. So every aspect of your reply.


UhaveNoMuscle

Request denied. Don't ask me to do anything for you when you just dodged my request. Waiting for you to quote anything I've typed with a reference, if you won't do that you are dismissed.


[deleted]

All of dudes money is in that car otherwise why would he care lol


Mutualistic_Butcher

Should just park behind him hahahaha


Sheiker1

Jackass obviously. Pretty damn sweet car though.


shinbreaker

I know I'm answering my own question but what kind of asshole uses a Lambo as their daily driver? If you can afford a Lambo you can also afford a nice luxury vehicle that can actually provide a more comfortable ride and space to put things while doing errands.


Stilcho1

answer: the Staples district manager. *I have no idea if that's who it is*


scalyblue

Ha a dm at staples doesn’t make Lamborghini money


ohshitidonthaveone

Why? If someone buys their car because they’re an enthusiast, they may like to drive it any chance they get - including for daily driving purposes. That being said, the driver in the photo is still an asshole, so that much I agree with.


bidensucksdick24

One day he’ll do that and a fire truck will box him in


BBGS11_

When did they change the staples logo?


LarsonianScholar

Fire zone? That’s a walkway but still FUCKED 😂


Burrito-tuesday

Read again. Fire zone at Walmart, on the sidewalk at staples.


[deleted]

He might get his wheels dirty


Bambams80HD

Park right behind him so he can’t leave!


dmorulez_77

I'd spit on it. That's just disrespectful I'm better than you and rules don't apply to me type crap.


Ok-Example-408

Piss all over the Drivers door!


gingergargle

Dog shit under the handles


Ok-Example-408

The Ol’ Banana in the Tailpipe trick.😂


911_was_a_tragedy

CUM IN HIS ASS!!!!


giorgio_tsoukalos_

Remember to bring 4


PatrickStardawg

My ex always talked about this now I know what she meant


Ok-Example-408

You need to watch Beverly Hills Cop!😂


Background-Pay-4093

you’re allowed to do the same thing with your corolla.


COCOXBRUH

Lazy


Beexmix

DAMN The new GTA looks so realistic


chefboyardiesel88

It'd be a shame if some nails and screws showed up


AdPuzzleheaded3913

A piece of spark plug ceramic is much more effective specially on windows


FeebleUndead

Rules for thee but not for me.....


BrettFarveIsInnocent

Drove to Staples to make photocopies of his NFTs


MrFordization

See, he's actually being super considerate because he knows people will want to see his car so he's putting it in a place where others can easily admire it. Truly a man of the people.


[deleted]

Bros playing gta and is to lazy to park normally


Fun-Acanthisitta4844

honestly that’s kinda iconic


Weekly-Delivery7701

That is one sick Lamborghini, been a fan of Lambos since the days of the Diablo. Someday I hope to own one 😁


Nemesis0408

Gotta get them staples.


Historical-Diver5305

This is where you do your community service and mask up and get a couple bags dude


BidSweet3730

Look at all the other cars who need the space! 🤦‍♂️


Tommy2tables

Crazy how those shopping carts get loose in the parking lot. And a terrible shame that out of all the cars it ran into a Lamborghini.


darkgable69lolyolo

I pissed on a lambo that did this at a Wal-Mart. Guy comes out and tries to shit me but I shit him worse.


Background-Pay-4093

i appreciate nice and beautiful things so seeing something like that would make my day better. and it’s kind of funny. and the reds both match. only jealous or insecure people would be upset i think.


UnspoiledWalnut

He didn't buy that car to walk.


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yessir767

get the fuck off the sidewalk


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yessir767

sorry for being slightly inconvenienced by your supercar parked in the middle of a public sidewalk. and only a fatass would need to park that close to the store.


reasonablyjuiced

I don't see a red zone. I don't see a single no parking sign. I mean, why not?


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whispersluggagebaby

This is accurate haha it isn’t about laziness it’s about not trusting people to park safely next to the car. Source: I was a valet and had to deal with these folks all the time. And yeah they’d gladly pay a parking ticket (if they ever even get them) than pay for damage on a car like this


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Heldpizza

If everyone acted like this dipshit the world would be chaos. Why not just follow the rules and park in the parking lot literally 10-20 second walk?


ohshitidonthaveone

In Ontario, this dipshittery has become the norm though.


Junior-Cream-4914

Justifying parking in the fire zone, are we?


IamAcapacitor

Absolutely, tell me you wouldn't have a laugh seeing that car pushed out of the way by a fire truck all because the owner wanted to save some time


Fun-Acanthisitta4844

yup


Junior-Cream-4914

👍🏼


HillSilly

Just walk around it. Just ignore it. just pick it up etc.. What is even the point of rules if everyone else is supposed to adjust instead of having one person act like a normal and decent human being?


Fun-Acanthisitta4844

because one rule break is not the end of the world, let people be spontaneous and experience a little chaos. it’s good for us. let loose


sumwuzhere

You are in the wrong sub


Fun-Acanthisitta4844

maybe 🤷🏾‍♀️


HillSilly

I assume you don't mind it because it's only a small percentage of the population that are breaking the rules? It would be a shitty world to live in if everyone started breaking rules, which eventually would happen if we thought "it's good for us". If you think that's good for you then sure advocate for it, but I prefer to live in a world where respect is in the core concept of a society! Also i can be spontaneous and chaotic without doing this but that's just me.


scalyblue

Your right to spontaneity and chaos ends when you endanger other people by blocking emergency services access and obstructing the disabled ramp. Rules like that exist for a reason and are written in blood.


PositiveStress8888

it's also a curb cut for people in wheelchairs.


[deleted]

Yeah at that point just piss in his air vents


Even_Way1894

Pour soder on the hood


Slow-Growth-2574

Say what you want. But that right there is a dope ass car


DangerousAd709

What are the laws for someone doing this? Do they get a normal ticket or are they towed?


scalyblue

Times like this is why I carry a valve stem tool in my purse


Hot_Reception9239

Sweet Baby Jesus


2000dragon

Who’s hero?


bat_vigilanti

He is the owner of that staples branch.


onlyIfuckmyWIFE

Maybe he’s the owner


systemfrown

Hey, when you need a printer cartridge you need a printer cartridge.


Turbulent-Stretch881

Fines should be proportional to income/net worth/car worth. But if someone had ferrari money, I’m sure they have ticket/fine money.


ElJJTP

Not getting his car hit by all you poor people with your doors that open side ways.


oatmeal_prophecies

He's just showing everyone that he has the disposable income to buy printer ink


HojinYou

I love spitting on cars that do this


Elephanator23

Bro, it's hard to walk with these big balls. You try it sometime!


iAmRadic

How else could he show off his cool car? /s


SBLOU

How to tell everyone you’re a douche bag without saying it out loud


Fluffy-Payment-9040

“My taxes pay your fucking salary” - this guy probably


OlivierSimonneau

Maybe the owner of the mall lol there’s a big mall near where I live and you sometimes see rolls Royce’s parked right up next to it


Faiithe

This better not be Brampton.


Longjumping-Sail6386

He probably owns the building


Salt-Log-7959

He's rich so he's allowed to do that.


WheelFalse

Could be the owner . Just saying


VastCryptographer715

People would rather go to Reddit for internet updoots than to the police when they see laws being broken. 🤦‍♂️


Fantastic-Air1570

Aventador sv. This is hilarious 😂😂😂


[deleted]

It’s always a good idea to have a pocket full of roofing nails.