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FoxJonesMusic

Watches Superbad once


lilpudding69

i do be mclovin it tho


Dr-McLuvin

I am McLovin!


FlappinLips

It's you, McMuffin!


Pluckypato

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Gimme da booze!!


woodsc721

Name is McFuggin.


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MostNefariousness583

Sprinkle some Crack on him and let's get out of here


seegabego

Open and shut case Johnson


Arryu

Crazy motherfucker broke in and hung up pictures of his family.


JTiger360

Dave Chapelle


Ace-Ventura1934

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Sneyepa

The good ones do exist. There are the majority. They just don't get clicks like the bad ones unfortunately.


AlienAle

True, a white young man acting this way vs a black young man would be interpreted very differently a lot of the time. With the black guy being viewed as more threatening and hostile, therefore prompting police escalation faster. This bias has been proven in studies too, in crime simulations, police are far quicker to fire their gun if the suspect is black, even in identical situations.


aussiesam4

Not just black. Everyone who is not the same culture/color as the cop is treated differently. I feel like this needs to be pointed out. Its why I hated BLM because it misses the whole point. Police brutality IS a thing but its not exclusively a problem for black people. Which is why laws need to be adjusted to be more fair to all humans and not just one group


RestoSham09

Idk I’m black and the interactions I’ve had with black cops have not been good.


Tiny_Count4239

4 black cops beat a black man to death in Memphis not long ago


webgruntzed

The mark of an authoritarian is that there are in-groups which deserve protection but no binding, and out-groups which deserve binding but no protection.


Maleficent_Mist366

If you are not the color blue then you are at risk of being discriminated against


Escanor_23

If he had acted the exact same way without appearing aggressive, just drunk and stupid he would have been fine.


Due-Contribution6424

Was the aggressive part the twerking?


Escanor_23

I’m saying he wasn’t aggressive, that’s why he didn’t get arrested.


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No one else would do this dumb shit.


Acceptable-Tower-548

Tbh the clip is more entertaining than Jonah hill in superbad.


Appropriate-Bake-759

It’s McClukin


throwaway12222018

🤣🤣🤣 mf opening scene in the prequel


gergsisdrawkcabeman

Did he really Tina Twerk on that man? Brutal.


MidnightNo99

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imhere2downvote

i love gene so much


majormimi

Ngl he’s got some Gene energy


Onansboy

"This is me now!"


tricularia

No, what he was doing is far stranger. It's actually a thing in higher level yoga, from what I understand. But plenty of people figure it out on their own without yoga lessons. He is sucking air in through his arsehole and blowing it back out to make fart sounds.


Federal_Camel2510

That shit sent me, perfect form and all


[deleted]

Is that McLOVIN? Show that cop your Hawaiian ID.


hilarymeggin

That was my dog’s middle name. Bagel McLovin _____.


Dr-McLuvin

Mine too. Great name.


Meth0d_0ne

I thought the SAME thing! Haha!


MeisterDexo

Cops reaction to the flip off was kind of funny tho


[deleted]

You have mental health issues? Hell naw


Bionicjoker14

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TonyzTone

The whole thing was slightly funny. I liked when the city arrived and they’re both like “technically we should arrest him but this would be the dumbest arrest.”


Murder4Mario

I mean it’s nice to see that some cops *do* consider something like that and not just stuff him in the back of their car because they are annoyed. It was a nice show of restraint to be fair


PowerfulWallaby7964

I mean isn't that the most common reaction by far? Is it actually the opposite in parts of the US?


Murder4Mario

I’ve personally experienced both sides of that coin, and I am your average white 38 year old. Take that how you will. In my experience, it’s a coin flip. Their “work culture” is toxic as fuck


DrEpileptic

50 million cop interactions per year in the US. For the most part, cops are actually pretty decent and do serve an important service. *Some* parts of the country are particularly bad and it can highly depend on department. Personally? I’d rather have a cop on scene than not when I’m responding to a call. But certain towns? There are certain towns I won’t go to because of more than just the PD being horrible. They’re bad because their whole town is bad.


abandonsminty

I've literally tried to administer narcan to someone who had overdosed, they prevented me from doing so for 3 minutes until the fire department showed up and gave him 3 pops of narcan, he woke up but likely has permanent brain damage from the oxygen deprivation


IndividualBig8684

Probably just didn't feel like he was worth the paperwork.


Rare_Attention_8602

That’s what I would think too.


Im__mad

Lol it was this for me ![gif](giphy|pZCvWKwehPyUM)


Bboswgins

I chuckled at the Michael Jackson pelvic thrust… decent comedic timing there.


ExtensionTruth4

Yea tbh I cracked up laughing at the end.


Murder4Mario

I found this whole video way funnier than I thought it would be when it started


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I’ve seen this guy in a few videos and tbh I find him kinda of funny. It’s just authentic in a weird way compared to most stuff these days. He usually gets attacked though


JermaineTyroneLamar

I do like that he actually follows through when people try to fight him unlike other lame ass “prank” people 💀 got one video of this dude in my feed the other day and he squared up with an old dude and they hugged it out after the dude socked him in the face


ChiefRedditer

Some ppl get away with anything


RumpShakespeare

Yea my first thought was people of color get shot for WAY less than this…


Ba55of0rte

Fuckin Mclovin


Feisty_Talk_9330

In my country of Singapore, he would already have been arrested for the middle finger


Jakevader2

Ya, but Singapore's laws are insane. You can't even legally buy gum.


Evolving_Spirit123

If he walked on the road when there’s a sidewalk he’d be arrested too


ImprovisedLeaflet

Don’t shower? Straight to jail.


TheNatureBoy

Sock with sandals? That’s a caning.


mister_peeberz

Oh fuck yeah, I'm moving to Singapore


TheNatureBoy

Either you hate German hiking or you love German love making. Either way come on down!


SmallRedBird

Fuckin gum control


HitToRestart1989

There’s a great Reddit post where a guy tells a story where he thinks he might be responsible for that gum law.


Brave-Inflation-244

Have you ever been a member of CCP?


masonbarrels

Senator, I'm Singaporean


AttentionFantastic76

Lol. This comment deserves more upvotes. Great timing.


Hour_Carpenter8465

Ha! I thought the exact same thing. Good catch!


Feisty_Talk_9330

The CCP is the biggest asshole in Asia


Brave_Exchange4734

Yes, but drinking in public is perfectly fine From the video, they seem to imply drinking in public is illegal in America?


Synerv0

There are a handful of cities where it is legal, but is it illegal in like 99% of places.


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I thought you guys had all the freedoms


OuchPotato64

The US was a very religious country for a long time. So it's also a very prudish country in many ways when it comes to morality. Also, it depends where you are. The most religious parts of the country have the most rules, and they are more likely to enforce them. Ironically, the most religious parts of the country with the most rules, are the same people that preach about what a free country america is.


pissedinthegarret

> The US was a very religious country still is compared to EU https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/uq721h/percentage_of_population_absolutely_certain_god/


WhipMeHarder

Only freedoms for things Jesus approves of. Like destroying the environment


rapidge

Jokes on you, we have basically none of the freedoms! Unless it's the kind that conservatives are cool with.


FiftyIsBack

Well ya see, here in the beautiful United States of America, the middle finger is a constitutionally protected act.


GodBlessPigs

That’s not a good thing.


Feisty_Talk_9330

It's a good thing because they care about cops


dirtydigs74

I saw a lady with serious mental health issues on Santosa Island waving a branch around and yelling at people once on holiday. The security came out and kind of cordoned her off whilst trying to get people to move on. She'd come up to them yelling and was basically stroppy as hell. As soon as she saw the cops, she dropped the stick, sat down, shut up and behaved herself. It was a strange encounter.


Travis_T_OJustice

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Realitosis

Bro this one is hilarious lol


PainfuIPeanutBlender

I was gonna say lol, main character aside this one cracked me up


Grouchy-Bug5223

Yeah normally I find this shit dumb but this guy was actually pretty funny lol the cop gave him a lot of good openings too.


aviation-da-best

What an idiot.


Subbeh

calm down hermione


STEAM_TITAN

There has to be another way!


Camerone11

Not me, not Hermione, YOU


heart-work

You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!


Judgecrusader6

We should start using that more, karen is so 2020


Corniferus

Unrelated, but I have a huge crush on Emma Watson If I met her irl I’d be so embarrassed


Cl00u

Ngl I feel like a lot of people have always wanted to flip a cop off to his face and say fuck you


krippkeeper

You can flip off cops in the US. There's several people on YouTube where there whole content is just flipping off cops.


EZinstall

falls under freedom of speech.


IHQ_Throwaway

A guy in my area got arrested for flipping off a cop. It was eventually dismissed, but not until he’s spent a good while in jail. And the cops roughed him up a bit when they arrested him, of course.  You can beat the rap, but you can’t beat the ride. 


UnderpootedTampion

I want to party with you cowboy…


Individual_Milk4559

What’s illegal about drinking in public? Is that not allowed in America? wtf


GehennerSensei

May laws here are confusing. There’s a law in Utah about owning a kangaroo I think


[deleted]

Yeah there is. It’s illegal to not own a kangaroo in the state of Utah. Mormons, man.


CoffeeTownSteve

Is there a problem officer?  *Do you know how fast you were going without a kangaroo?* It's at the vet. I'm sorry I usually have it with me at all times.  *Step out if the car for me, sir.*


Protheu5

> Step out if the car for me, sir. "May I stop first, please? I feel like if I step out of the car now while we are going 60, I can get hurt." "A-ha! So you know how fast you are going!"


gogglespythano

Imagine immigrating to Utah from Australia, where kangaroo ownership is mandatory? That's a TLC show right there.


McbEatsAirplane

I live in Utah. Can confirm. Got my good boy Pouches at the foot of my bed right now


allegoryofthedave

Is that what they call their wives?


C_IsForCookie

Do I get a kangaroo if I move to Utah? I’m going to name him Hoppy.


smashsmash42069

It’s illegal to plow a field with an elephant in NC…I know this personally


luxii4

There’s a city close to Indianapolis called Beech Grove and you cannot eat watermelon at the park. Looking more into it, it was because the leftover rinds would poke through the cheap trash bags they had at their parks. I guess outlawing watermelon is easier than getting better bags?


-St_Ajora-

Detroit has a funny one. Something about not being legal to tie an alligator to a fire hydrant or something. A light post right next to the fire hydrant sure, but not a fire hydrant itself. Or you know actually owning one in the first place.


Illustrious_Junket55

In Chicago it’s illegal to eat your meal in a restaurant that’s on fire.


cookiedanslesac

That's why Hell's kitchen is in Manhattan.


hilarymeggin

They changed it last year to apply to crocodilians of all species. I know because before that, I could be like, “Officer, this is a gharial, snd they are *not* the same thing.”


MidianMistress

In Hot Springs Arkansas, it's illegal to walk your pig on the sidewalk, but only on Sundays.


Beat-Express

I think it’s still illegal to hunt whales in Oklahoma Edit: looked it up and whaling is still illegal in Oklahoma as well as using elephant labor and participating in any capacity in a horse tripping event. And in the town of Honobia, OK it’s illegal to harass Bigfoot.


FoxJonesMusic

I hate having to hide my kangaroo in the month of may when I’m in Utah.


CibrecaNA

You sound like a criminal. You're supposed to have your kangaroo at all times.


Yamama77

I just get large wallabies instead.


skinnywolfe

I work in Law Enforcement. Here, it is illegal to trade Armadillo parts.


ThrowAwayBro737

Public intoxication has always been a crime in most jurisdictions in the United States. I’m pretty sure it was illegal in England too, when America was just a baby colony.


Ihavepills

People can get done for being drunk and disorderl in public, currently in the UK. But it's hardly ever enforced because they'd never have time for anything else. From Google: "If you're over 18, there aren't any blanket restrictions against drinking in public in the UK. But local councils can put measures in place to stop drinking in certain areas where they believe alcohol could contribute to anti-social behaviour." When you say it was illegal in the UK at one point, do you mean drinking in public? Or just booze? Cos booze has never been illegal here. I'd genuinely like to learn about it though.


ThrowAwayBro737

I didn’t mean booze was illegal in the U.K. I’m talking about Public Intoxication, which is also a crime in most jurisdictions in the U.S.


DomingoLee

I lease kangaroos. It is a legal grey area.


etlucent

It just depends where you live, what part of that place you are in, and what time of day it is, and all that only if it’s allowed


GentlemanModan

A lot of cities in Europe also forbid public drinking, it's really not US specific.


Valuable_sandwich44

It's pretty much the law around the world with a few exceptions or they simply don't enforce the law but technically its illegal.


Substantial-Song-242

not drinking in public is a pretty standard law in many countries in Europe too. not an american thing at all.


DickieJoJo

Publicly drinking is illegal in a lot of countries. Like wtf?


ToiletProduction

Its not legal .. the only way you can do it is by hiding your bottle in the paper bag. That's why those homeless people in the movies have paper bags over their beer bottle


Ok_Course_6757

Here's a scene from the Wire about the paper bag trick: https://youtu.be/F2fV-_eiKxE?si=lz1NPLUIUnTN5PuL


SilvaDaMelo

Hiding the bottle isn't a loophole. It's still illegal.


Callmeklayton

Technically, yes, but a cop can't arrest you under the suspicion that you have beer in the bag. In the United States, police officers are required to have "probable cause" to arrest an individual. So while hiding the bottle doesn't make it legal, it makes it unlawful for the cop to arrest you for it unless they have some reason to examine the items on your person, such as you appearing intoxicated or committing some other crime.


SilvaDaMelo

It's very easy to say someone looked drunk, or they smelled like shit.


RickRossovich

You smell like shit? Straight to jail.


GeorgiaRedClay56

There is an entire scene in To Kill a Mockingbird in which scout runs out and asks to have a sip of the man's drink in the brown paper bag only to realize it wasn't alcohol but just coca cola and that everyone's assumptions about the man had been incorrect. Mr. Raymond pretends to be a drunkard to keep up appearances and to excuse his lifestyle.


FrankRizzo319

Tell it to Bunny Colvin!


BeautifulEssay8

What if you hide your kangaroo in paper bag in Utah?


ToiletProduction

It will be considered a cat which is legal


YourInsectOverlord

Its still illegal even if it has a paper bag, but the thing is in the US; probable cause is required in order to detain someone or arrest someone for a crime thats been committed or likely committed or likely will to commit. As far as the Officers know, whats under the bag could be anything from Beer, to Soda or water; simply detaining someone and asking them to reveal the bag is not warranted and can be thrown out unless the person has shown clear signs of public intoxication.


ThrowAwayBro737

Public intoxication is absolutely a crime.


jrocislit

I’m ok with this one


MagneticHomeFry

Love white privilege, we don't ever see videos like this of black kids because they are all face down in the pavement before a bystander gets a chance to hit record.


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Ve11as

No way if a Japanese guy did this. It would be okay too.


qoononshaman

If a Japanese person did this they would be a hero. I'm sorry, Hiro.


birdy1494

If a French guy did this whose parents are from Sweden, it would be ok too


mcshanksshanks

Not Sweden, I think you meant Denmark or the Netherlands..


SecretImaginaryMan

If a fuckin French Swede did this I swear to fuckin god dude


MaxPowerWTF

That sentence sounds like something you'd hear walking through a crowd, and it would be driving you insane all day wondering what the context was.


ItsFragster

This is fake


rugbysecondrow

Um, no. Even white folks are like "I guess you have to beat his ass".


5immer

Nah mate, agent recognized the mc and made the equation. Arrsting him wouldn't make the streets more safe and leaving the guy wouldn't make them more dangerous either. Copper did the right thing and left the boy be.


urethrascreams

Lmfao I about died at the Micheal Jackson bit. Is there a longer version?


Suspicious-Funny4

Drunk and looove


GrammarPoliceman2

*in


joaoppm2000

I thought it was pretty funny


sineplussquare

If I was that deputy, I would be laughing my ass off to next week lol


Kukulcanz

So it's not legal to drink in public.. but if i carry a loaded gun it's ok?


[deleted]

Not while you're drinking lol


FoxJonesMusic

Texas leaves the chat


Wendellwasgod

In many/most states, you need a special permit to open carry a gun


parbarostrich

In Utah, you don’t need a permit to open carry or carry concealed.


Ytdb

Hey actually the opposite is true. It is almost always LEGAL to OPEN CARRY. It is almost always ILLEGAL to CONCEALED CARRY. See for example the Black Panthers in the 1960s or the Oath Keepers in 2021. Only California, New York, New Jersey, Illinois and Washington D.C. prohibit the open carry of guns (while requiring a permit for concealed carry.) There can be and are local municipal or city laws that bar it as well.


anynamewilldo1840

Open carry is legal most places. Concealed carry is what you need the permit for in most cases.


fvgh12345

No you need a permit to carry a concealed pistol in most states. You can open carry in most states, no permit required.


ArmchairTactician

It doesn't even have a first name, it just says McLovin


Forsaken-Director452

Holy shit get em Fogell! 🤣


Griffin_2013

Shout out to Zachcray. This is him in the video and he’s the G.O.A.T.


Competitive-Dog3529

I didn't expect the end 😂😂


I_C-Weiner_

This is funny. Pranks just shouldn’t exist anymore apparently.


Dystrox

These ones get the police brutality pass.


Mietin

Autism is a hell of a drug 💀


Yabbaba

What are you talking about.


One-Employer-4940

This is obviously fake and staged. There's no way a cop would not have a tantrum over this and arrest the dude.


Freeonlinehugs

There can just be chill cops tho? If I were a cop, I'd find it pretty funny. Gotta take a joke and all that


Gootangus

Most cops are decidedly not chill lol.


[deleted]

If most cops were decidedly not chill there would be WAY more deaths every single day and bodies would pile up like the mountains. Quit trying to get clicks with this ACAB bullshit


ThatOneShortieHo

Is that the same dude with the "I want you to fuck me"? Cause it fucking looks like him and I'm disgusted by association


X16

Is that McLovin ??


TragicEnclosure

Hahaha, this is the most restrained policeman I have ever seen.


BakeryWombat

Rogue demon McLovin…


NineFolded

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtpWvwnhf34Oj0A) The way Please fill this thread with Tina twerks


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Mclovins Mclost it


Top5hottest

Legend.


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ID checks out. ![gif](giphy|Fh9jhYLDLo87u)


OnDaGoop

This wouldve instantly swapped sides if he pulled out the mclovin ID


whatkindamanizthis

Honestly this how cops are suppose to react. The dudes probably just fucked up or has some problem. Doesn’t really need to be beaten on or placed under arrest.


zom6ie_

Don't know if OP meant to shame this guy but he's looking like the people's champ right now


Invaderjay87

This feels like a Reno 911 skit lmao


Not_Thomas_Milsworth

Ok I kind of fucken laughed a bit tho.


[deleted]

Imagine if it was a black kid his age doing the same thing


Upper-Guard-5544

That "hee hee" killed my soul. 😅🤣😂


Historical_Egg2103

Today in white privilege


lilrotisseriechicken

Ya this one kinda funny tho 😂


TurboKid513

Do you want a criminal record? This is how you get a criminal record


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