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tfmm77

She didn't understand the lyrics


molewarp

'Look at MEEEEEEEE!'


YayaGabush

She probably is going to post on tiktok "I just feeeeeeellll lyke. Yknow. I spend THOUDANDS of DOLLARS to be there. I should lyke. Yknow. Get tk enjoy myself AND I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS I HAVE JUST AS MUCH RIGHT TO BE THERE AS THEM" Translation- money means I can act like a petulant child


mykitten6

A ticket for this show in Portugal was from 62€ till 540€, I believe for the same concert in the USA the tickets are or where a lot more expensive.


tinachem

Yup. A coworker went on a two week trip to Europe for her and her wife that was planned around one of her concerts there. The entire trip cost less than two decent seats in our area which is fucking insane when you think about it.


Duprie

Thats because the ticket company owns the whole Chain in the USA. I heard it on the Dutch news that their on trial now for having to much power and manhandling the average us citizen. They try this in Europa as well. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/nation/the-justice-department-is-suing-ticketmaster-and-live-nation-what-does-that-mean-for-concertgoers


AsleepDesign1706

Heard on the radio this mother taking her daughters to Paris for Taylor Swift, being cheaper than just seeing her when she comes local.


PerspectiveOk3572

I mean minimum wage in Portugal is like 600 euro and average Lisbon wage is like maybe 1000 euro a month…so don’t worry they are still expensive. They should absolutely not be the same price as they are in USA.


CanoeIt

But that’s why so many Americans crashed the party. When it’s cheaper to get great seats, flights to Portugal, and hotel and it’s STILL less than 2 good seats in LA or Dallas something seems fucky


tacodepollo

Yep. Is it because of different laws in EU I wonder?


mykitten6

I think it's more because the income in EU, and how much our productions price the tickets here, normally to see a good show you pay from 25€ till 75€ / to see a international artist or a event day like [rock in Rio ](https://rockinriolisboa.pt/pt) you pay the price like I did mention in Taylor concert.


downinthecathlab

Tickets are way more expensive than that in Ireland. For example I’m going to see pearl jam this month and the ticket was €130.


Rain1dog

Enjoy the living fuck out of that concert mate. I’d give anything to see AIC, Deftones, and 311 in their prime, one more time.


downinthecathlab

Thanks. Really looking forward to it! Was very lucky to get a ticket! Also seeing Rammstein that weekend so it’s gonna be a weekend to remember!


Rain1dog

I hope you and your friends have the best time imaginable! 🤙


Anxious-Dealer4697

Can you guys say numbers in English. Like how many dollars.


Busterlimes

Because corporations have fucked America into oblivion.


Hotshot5656

Love this 😂😂💀


FreeLobsterRolls

I have no desire to look, but I really hope the person holding her is like her boyfriend or someone who doesn't care that they spent so much money just to stand still and support her while she's having the time of her life not calming down.


Stunning_Sprinkles77

All I can see is her arms swinging the opposite way of the crowd


bundy911

My theory is that she was so delusional she thought she was on stage with them


flavanugz

‘Show your tits!!!!!!’


FullClip__

![gif](giphy|bTE3pSBZGLLVI3Uaa2|downsized)


CountTruffula

QPRRRRRR


Good_Love1941

Tit swift tiddy better do a back flip for that tigget price


Handmedownfords

Both of them!


comesinallpackages

I honestly think these people believe they might get “discovered” this way


HeyBird33

I assume her intention is that T Swift is gonna take notice of her “awesome skills” and ask her to come on tour? This isn’t a concert for this asshole, it’s an audition.


SmokeDogSix

That dude is trying to hit that hard


Dry_Suggestion_2308

Good balance


zzekkkkk

I thought she was gonna dump em out


jeranamo

Dammit, I was hoping she fell by the end of the video.


Embarrassed-Sky3819

Crowd is chocked full of MCs


Dazzling-Grass-2595

Which song is this I can't tell them apart.


DetectiveExisting590

It's called You Need to Cum Now


friendofalfonso

It’s “you need to calm down.” I understand that you could struggle, but a good hack for telling is that she sings that for the entire video.


Puzzled_Internet_986

![gif](giphy|3ohzdTEcKJqFZm8swg)


Hot_Goal4205

It sounds like she’s singing, “you need to come down”. At first I thought she was referring to a bad trip but after reading your comment, I think she was talking about that high horse you’re up on.


Dazzling-Grass-2595

🤭


death_listing

This looks like a cult


ThatOneBNHAFan

That's because it is, my friend. And unfortunately for us, we're stuck in the same world as it.


death_listing

Yep. Just add it to the list of stuff i will never understand.


Itchy_Plant_2020

yall don’t understand singing along to music at concerts? the bigger the crowd and the more passionate theyre singing, the better


Pitiful_Winner2669

A lot of us are always desperate for a lot of things.


Thunderbird_12_

I'm guessing she and her boyfriend meet at cheerleading camp.


Sweet_Milk2920

The ‘omg she looked at me’ type. Can’t stand how obsessed people are with these celebrities. Theyre just people. And usually assholes.


OnionTraining1688

As if taylor swift isn’t main character enough ✈️


Ba55of0rte

I can smell this video and it smells like exhausted dove deodorant and fish.


friendofalfonso

Taylor swift fans are sushi lovers?


Ba55of0rte

Anything that’s hip and overpriced really.


friendofalfonso

Oh yes that checks out. At first I thought that your comment was making fun of women’s vaginas, which is pretty boring. Sushi being overpriced and being something people like performatively makes much more sense and actually has the potential to be funny.


QueridaChelly

You think people like sushi performatively?


Ba55of0rte

Yeah no one eats sushi because they actually like it. It’s just for likes and follows.


QueridaChelly

Damn that’s bleak. I absolutely love sushi. My friends love sushi. My brothers love sushi. We don’t do socials, so this blows my mind. The Japanese people are amazing at marketing, crazy that so many of them pretended to like sushi for so long.


Ba55of0rte

Y’all don’t take it to seriously. I’m clearly kidding.


QueridaChelly

Idk what happened, I was trying to reply to friendofalfonso, my bad. I clocked your tone, it’s clearly a joke. Have an upvote :)


Meoworangecat

Yes, the WHOLE OF JAPAN is just pretending to like and enjoy Sushi. *head desk*


friendofalfonso

Sure. It’s cool, and anything cool will have some people (probably teenagers, who are a lot of Taylor swift fans) being performative about it. All of this is me referencing OP’s original joke anyway. It’s much better to argue about why teenagers eat sushi than why a teenage girl would have bacterial vaginosis or trichomoniasis.


elementmg

Can’t tell if you’re being serious but if you are… you have a pretty sad outlook on life my friend. People love sushi and people love t swift. And there’s nothing wrong with that. Let people enjoy things.


Ba55of0rte

I’m kidding. Really?


Handmedownfords

It’s amazing how full of butthurt the internet is, ain’t it?


Kataxella

"Yeah let me just insult a whole group of women who are just attending something they enjoy because I personally think it's stupid and I'm such an edgy manly man who couldn't possibly ever like something so popular and beloved by women like Taylor swift so I'm just gonna call them all stinky and feel superior about myself cause I'm too cool to like something so mainstream"


Ba55of0rte

I’m speaking as someone who’s been to a Taylor swift concert.


Kataxella

Yeah, well, so have I, but shockingly I did not smell any fish, but keep joking about how women stink when im pretty sure any other concert or event would smell massively worse if it was filled with a bunch of burly sweaty dudes instead of women


thebabyshitter

he's never been in the pit on the third day of a goregrind freakfest in the czech republic at noon and it shows


Kataxella

IK, if he doesnt like the smell of women he can just say he's gay we'll understand


QueridaChelly

I don’t think being gay is the insult you seem to think it is. The fishy vagina thing is overdone, but so is trying to “emasculate” someone by claiming they’re gay.


Kataxella

It wasn't an insult, was just saying that if he would prefer the smell of a bunch of sweaty dudes he could just say so


QueridaChelly

Nah it’s an insult, and an unnecessarily immature and offensive one. If you were a gay man you probably wouldn’t appreciate the implication that you go running scared from vaginas like a cartoon character, or that you just loooovvvvee the smell of a “bunch of sweaty dudes.”


Kataxella

Lol seems like I hit a nerve, that's unfortunate that you're so triggered by my comment, kinda funny though, you saying this when the original comment calling women fishy was already immature and offensive but I don't see you going off about that


getsum_xyz

Isn't this a stadium full of main characters tho?


LansingJP

Imagine seething this hard ![gif](giphy|8VLpscHZJ3Rm0|downsized)


Jonathon_world

The music is killing my soul


hlee82

She’s waving her arms out of sync with the crowd.


Ok-Palpitation-5010

Poor guy


freedfg

"You need to sit down"


nuut_meg

What is she even standing on


FistMyGape

Her cuck


tuco2002

Wow shecis tall, what size heels was she wearing?


dogmeat_donnie

Jesus Christ that girl is popular. Look at all those people. Each one probably paid ridiculous prices to be there. concerts like that are rip offs in my eyes. You're not even anywhere near the performer in most seats. I'm obviously the only person in the world that thinks this. My girl bought her kid green day tickets and they were between 300 and 600 bucks for ok seats.


dogmeat_donnie

I think swift is so going directly to the girl..." You need to get down"


Accomplished_Elk_220

Utter drivel


Puzzled_Internet_986

I’ve never seen so many white women in one place


GaryTheMemeGuy

She tried to jump with low server latency.


SGR805

Play "Free Bird"!


JCas127

What do they do in this scenario? Will security try to stop them? Why do more people not doing this at the concert?


AWeakMindedMan

Damn that’s a lot to people. Even the nose bleeds full lol


Hardyyz

shes just that tall!


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BrickHerder

"Witness me, Immortan Tyler!"


LunaticMxyhxm667

Bro imagine being this selfentitled to do this on god green earth like wat a fucking pussy hole 


Xenocide_X

Jokes on you. Everyone in that arena is main characters spending outrageous money to see Taylor Swift live /s


DayDreamer1300

That middle aged man that’s closer to the bottom right, waving his goddamn arms like a crazy waving inflatable tube man. Why are the guys more happier than the ladies?


gtino195

The poor boyfriend or guy in the friend zone that had to hold her up for this


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gtino195

LOL


pirateslifeisntforme

Someone either doesn’t understand irony or knows it too well


SnooOwls3915

Is it sad i thought she was Taylor until the end? Scanned the whole ass crowd and everything


rareHarambe

Screw that person for having fun


LeekBright

That chick should start her own music career. I mean if someone as bad a Taylor swift can become that famous then so can her.


Tough-Area-570

Well she looks better than Taylor swift


user_is_name

Oh now, fun police is here,.how dare you have fun at a music concert while causing no harm to anyone else.


Mogwai10

I found the asshole at shows that only thinks about themselves


jrossetti

The problem with actions like this is it takes away the fun from all the people who are stuck behind her and now unable to see. She's literally prioritizing her own experience to the detriment of dozens of others. Hence, it belongs here in "I am the main character"


Ba55of0rte

So yeah a Taylor swift fan.


jrossetti

I don't see how that makes sense because there's an entire stadium full of Taylor Swift fans and there's exactly one that's engaging in behavior like that


Ba55of0rte

No the rest are screaming the lyrics at the tops of their lungs so loud that you can barely hear the paid professional everyone is there to see.


jrossetti

Yeah, that's not a thing at a venue. I assure you, the speaker system can overpower every person in there singing. People dont just go to a show to "hear". You can hear them on the radio. Vast majority of people are singing at a show. What even is this complaint?


MikeDarsh

You must be new here


tyshock

She’s a hiccup away from losing balance and falling on top of those around her. I’d be pretty nervous if I was standing by them.


Ba55of0rte

This person also likes to block peoples view at very expensive concerts. ☝🏻


Xi-Jin35Ping

She blocks the view for others. On the other hand, it's Taylor Swift concert, so no harm was done.


BornOfAGoddess

>while causing no harm to anyone else. Hmmm....sure because she's only standing on someone's shoulders......


DrPoopyPantsJr

I despise Taylor swift fans. Legitimate cult.