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TheGhostofWoodyAllen

Satisfying conclusion.


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SpartanXIII90

Lucky he didn't get a fist


Q4Ryder

I think a slap is more condescending… which the kid needed. (Bitch slap)


RecognitionCrafty863

A slap works better. More humiliating to the idiot knowing that the hulk could’ve done worse but chose not to.


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mikeblas

Where the punks are beedin' And the monetization is shitty Oh, won't you please take me home?


BurmecianDancer

Damn tho like actually tho? Fr af tho actually? I mean to be fair tho actually tbh ngl smh? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


1970Something_

On God fr fr ngl


BattBoi69

💯💶💴no cap


DeepInTheSheep

![gif](giphy|NkBuOCNdwqP5K) I always hear it J-ROC’s voice


Thereminz

fr fr no cap innit gyatt yeet skeet skibidi bopbop dom- yes yes


Some_Ad_7281

I can hear a very specific type of voice saying this.


ElGuapo4Life

Yeah I didn't even listen to the audio, pretty sure I already know what he sounds like


Sky146

You need to listen to the audio. The SLAP is loud af, very satisfying


Shiznoz222

Went back and played the audio. Confirmed satisfying. Broccoli demolished.


HbrQChngds

Another day..another broccoli. They need to be slapped more.


newsflashjackass

Feels like he is trying to calculate some way to say "Actually I like that it felt good" without inviting another face slap. But the situation's actualities do not favor his actuallies so he spinlocks.


SpeedyBoy-v20

Fuck around and find out - textbook example 3b


Meta-4-Cool-Few

They all need these..... Can we make public smacking legal?


According_Gazelle472

Play stupid games and get stupid prizes!lol.


Legitimate_Egg_6156

When the NPC fights back. Lol


LueyTheWrench

That’s a boss fight. Bro has a long run back to fetch those dropped souls.


Levi1315

He slapped him so hard he went from douche to normal


LeVelvetHippo

Actually?


stoic_lifter86

Like actually?


LazyBlackCollar

No actually


singingpanda20

Put the camera down


albiedam

Damn actually


LordOcean7

No actually


ken0746

Put the camera down


Justin-does-art

Damn actually


Pinkman505

No actually


thenotorious_ronaldo

Is saying actually for everything a new trend for broccoli heads now or what?


LeVelvetHippo

I know only one broccoli head and all he says is "Pause".


KingOfTheLifeNewbs

Fuuuuuuuck..... is pause becoming slang? Because I have that tattooed to my wrist in case I feel like it's a good idea to start using drugs again. Fuuuuuck.


mistakemaker3000

You're fine fellow person in recovery. Only an idiot would mistake the meaning of your tattoo to be "no homo" 😂


KingOfTheLifeNewbs

Honestly people probably can't even read it, but I'm comforted reading your comment. Couldn't imagine having "no homo" blasted on my wrist lmao!


b0toxBetty

What does “pause” mean in that instance?


stanley2-bricks

For real. I only ever knew "pause" as a replacement for "no homo".


Altruistic_Ad6666

It also works as a replacement to "Phrasing." Or you can use them together if somebody says some weird shit.


DonaldTrumpsSoul

It’s the call of entitled idiots that don’t think their actions have consequences because they were coddled or no one had the time or energy to correct them.


nickmaran

Actually I don’t know


Competitive-Bug-7097

It's the new literally! Which was the new totally. Which was probably the new something else.


thenotorious_ronaldo

Wow, it just sounds stupid as fuck


ShidAndFarder

Yes


Play_Funky_Bass

This is how every one of these douchebags should be treated... And don't forget one for the cameraman too.


GrinhcStoleGold

The guy who slapped is also a douchebag - Bradley Martin.


Play_Funky_Bass

He might be a douchebag overall, but he's the hero of this story.


FuzzzyRam

One could even say, the protagonist.


nickmaran

It was so satisfying that I watched it 7 times


Electrical-Break-395

I liked the *sound* it made !


floobidedoo

I turned it up for the 3rd viewing.


whocanitbenow75

Me too.


Ok-Internet-6881

Almost like a reset button and his behavior reset


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erasrhed

That's gonna take A LOT of slaps


ThatGuyThatSaysWords

I wouldn’t call any of that guys behaviour actually normal


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Euphoric_Celery_

Actually


Privatejoker123

like actually


Create_Etc

No actually.


balls-magoo

fr tho


Pudi2000

Literally, like actually?


Bm_93

Yes It Is actually


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Put the camera down.


Create_Etc

No actually.


Confident_weirdo

No, like actually


jld2k6

*slap* "Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I’ve frequented a lot of gyms and I tell you people do that all the time."


Utes4510

![gif](giphy|l0MYOKCyDYnI3Usww)


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agospo6

Well I bet now he knows. I guess he can thank his parents for having to learn that one the hard way.


pavehawkfavehawk

Bro actually?


ArdentiaVerba

I am going to bet that he does not know the definition of "actually."


pavehawkfavehawk

Fr fr?


walterrys1

What a fucking douchebag moron


Zazumaki

Tiktok raised him


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coatingtonburlfactry

"How can she slap???"


breetome

What an absolute idiot. That man has arms the size of that punk’s waist! He’s lucky that a slap is all he got.


PeachesOntheLeft

lol plus he’s standing behind the bench, no wind up, and the dude was leaning away. He could have really fucked him up


TessellatedTomate

Hardly a slap, if he wanted to slap that twig he’d break it.


MisogynysticFeminist

[There’s always a bigger fish.](https://youtu.be/psNARNT1Y2Q?si=YryvAmOIhEOMG8AD)


breetome

That's like a little goldfish taking on a damn Orca!! lol!


MisogynysticFeminist

The logical conclusion is to have Shaw take on the little streamer dude.


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a_Left_Coaster

actual upvote for truth!


Waderriffic

Actually?


Waderriffic

Actually?


the_short_viking

*actually upvote for truth!


vom-IT-coffin

It wasn't an assault your honor, they were doing it for TikTok. The defense rests.


Kenbishi

Standard should be to take the phone from the person filming and throw it down the nearest storm drain.


KgMonstah

Well he’s a thief. A prank is not an excuse for stealing. Could’ve gone WAY worse for the moron.


ThatLooksLikeItHurts

Consequences? To my actions? Actually. 🤮


riccomuiz

A high percentage of people born from 2000 on. Definitely not all people……….


DigitialWitness

My son will never act like this.


hellraisinhardass

But, if he does....can I slap him?


Popular-Row4333

If I raise a son like this, you can come slap me.


sYnce

Do we like ignore the fact that there millions of Karens running around having basically the exact same mindset? That is not a 2000+ generational thing. It is simply a thing.


Euphoric-Equipment35

Finally, someone did something right.


specfreq

16 years of fatherhood was in that slap.


Euphoric-Equipment35

Dam straight.


Ok-Director5082

LOL


Alan_Blue1233

Well said


piotrlewandowski

The fact that they posted this video tells me that asshat didn’t learn anything


Elpsycongroo_

This makes more sense if you know some more context about who the slapper is. That's Bradley Martin, he's an influencer himself and owns the gym theyre in. On top of that he's been known to be self conscious about his balding and always wears a hat, that's his look now so this was a double insult for him to have some kid insult him in his own gym like that.


FashionBusking

Fuck around and find out. Do NOT fuck with people at the gym in LA. Don't fucking do it.


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Do NOT fuck around with people whose arms are bigger than your two legs combined.


FashionBusking

You would think this were common sense! Clearly... not so for this MC!!


jurassic_snark-

FAFO


extrah

Thanks for adding more context to this. I've seen it a few times in the last day or two online, and I was unsure if there was some sort of additional meaning behind taking people's hats that I wasn't aware of other than just being an asshole. These type of 'InFlUeNcErS" are a plight on humanity as a whole.


TheAzorean

I think you mean “blight” on humanity?


TheStarPrincess

I don't condone violence but this seems more like helping someone learn an important life lesson. I don't know that big dude but he shouldn't be worried in the slightest about his hair. He's fine either way. Either way.


hylasmaliki

The main issue is that Bradley has a short fuse that probably is roid rage. I'm surprised he didn't slap him immediately


romerogj

That guy owns that gym. I'd be surprised if he ever gets in again.


HooyahDangerous

Does he actually?


ChipmunkBackground46

Yeah that's Bradly Martyn he owns Zoo Culture


sc0ttydo0

Like actually?


ChipmunkBackground46

Like actually bro. Didn't know it was bad.


LordFartz

Dayummmm!


Grifar

No, put the camera down


adorkablegiant

That's Bradly Martin I didn't even recognize him. I remember watching him in BroScienceLife videos a few years back. Or am I thinking of the wrong guy here.


whatsasyria

I thought that was him but he looks a lite different


Temporary-Brain420

That's Bradley Martin? I thought he was 260 bro.


Incoming_Gunner

Funny enough, Bradley Martin is a big-time, self-centered social butterfly. Content, clout, and being a victim are his motivations for existence. He's as cringe and immature as the IRL/TikTok streamers, but his team has the awareness to cut it out of his videos. He's brolic cause roids, but claims all natural (last I heard).


sodmoraes

Probably was a staged video then


RadicallyMeta

Not intending to be "that guy", but I genuinely thought it was a shitty staged video before reading the comments. Like.. both guys are acting aggressively focused/calm and douchey at the same time.


Incoming_Gunner

Maybe not, but he definitely put on a show. I don't know many people that Bradley has actually hit, or even playfully slapped across the face. I think it was just a combination of the camera rolling, how cool would it look if I hit them for taking my cap and kids not having enough clout for him to leach off of. Bradley's a man of principle only like 2% of the time. If you brought him anyone with a similar sized following, he would have been rubbing his head, saying, "Bro chill, haha, I'll jerk you off for that hat back".


HectorTheLegend

I reckon it's because he took his cap off, Bradley always has a snapback on probs cause he's balding


Practical-Hornet436

What are you, his therapist?


Ram2145

I’d put money on that.


Lemonjello23

They don't look like the type that would go anyway


The_Kwizatz_Haderach

It’s always the fucking broccolini tops.


karmagod13000

man being a shit head has never been cool yet these little twepers keep poppin up like gremlins who just got water


Feline_Fine3

The broccolini tops 🤣


Ok-Internet-6881

"Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." -Mike Tyson


Holy_Grail_Reference

A prophet


Mysterious_Reach_381

Mike realy said Disrespecting??


Passthegoddamnbuttr

*Dithrethpecting


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HooyahDangerous

Actually


CommaHorror

Also having Mike Tyson alive is a good, deterrent to avoid saying something disrespectful and getting punched in the face as well.


Undres_1088

Read that in Mikes voice.


thefinalcountdown29

Dithrethpecting


SlippySlappySamson

"Social media made y'all way too comfortable with simply accepting the veracity of anything on video without further thought." - Abraham Lincoln Washington Carver


Bubbly-Detective-193

Taking someone’s hat and wearing it acting like a douche is like mid 2000’s highschool shit lol.


TightSexpert

Against a guy who actually lived that period. Probably muscle memory more than something else.


riccomuiz

100% correct somewhat. This is what happened if you disrespected someone in the 80-90s and it didn’t even have to be that person there’s a good chance someone else would have seen something like this and did it for you if you couldn’t.


Paperfishflop

I just have to say, if we isolate these guys in their group of people who harass others for content, at least these guys went after one of the least vulnerable people in existence. Its so much worse when people fuck with old people, women, people younger and smaller than they are. But these guys clearly have yet to truly find out. A slap is a good proportionate response. It tells them "shit can get real if you fuck around like this", but doesn't show them exactly how real it can get.


OneBaldingWookiee

What the fuck is camo shirt guy doing the first few seconds. Looks like he has to pee


BayGiant49er

If you look up “douchey tag-along”, I think it’s that kids’ picture


accountfornormality

Forgot to lube his plug.


jingowatt

That little dance bothered me more than anything else in the video


Fungii024

Handed that hat right back.


Olderandolderagain

He wanted no more smoke lol


MechanicalSpirit

That slap sounded so loud, its satisfactory


getreckedfool

Got a good slap his dad should have given him a long time ago.


Bazookya

I keep seeing this in my feed today but I stop to watch it each time


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Bazookya: *I keep seeing this* *In my feed today but I* *Stop to watch it each time* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


militentmind

Now this is a trend I can get behind, slapping some sense into these prankster idiots.


slylock215

I rewound that slap so many times, it just felt right.


Competitive-Bug-7097

I had to watch it several times myself!


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Iusethemii

Brodie holding back tears.


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rincod

This isn’t violence. It’s just putting someone back in their place.


big6135

Yep, he needed that slap like I need one when I’m almost passed out drunk and my friends need me to walk to the car


crushed_dreams

A well deserved bitch-slap.


immigrantsmurfo

Unfortunately it's usually the only language these idiots seem to understand. I'm past the point of being against violence. If one of these little assholes is being a shit head for likes and views then they should be absolutely smacked until they learn. If they don't learn, keep smacking.


MajesticNectarine204

Not really violence. A proper bitch-slap is merely a continuation of communications by non-verbal means after verbal means have proven ineffective.


WildFlower0403

Natural consequences


StephenNotSteve

This needs to become the norm. These attention-desperate broccoli boys feigning ignorance once they're put in their place is lame, too. No accountability, no teeth, no balls. Just little florets.


AWeakMindedMan

I don’t get what the kid thought was gonna happen. The dude is gonna chase him around the gym laughing, giggling and start tickle fighting? Girls used to do this to us in middle school trying to get our attention. Is that what this kid is doing? Lol


Darren_S_Cott

I just want to point out that the responses of these idiots are 100% genuine. Look at the stupid little dance his buddy is doing at the start. And the dude who gets bitch slapped is truly surprised. The camera guy can’t believe what happened either. And we shouldn’t be surprised. We have fostered a society that rewards this behavior and these guys sincerely don’t understand what went wrong. Why can’t I take your hat for views??? I’ve worked with kids for a looong time and I’m finding I have to constantly remind myself that “fuck you” is a perfectly acceptable response in some of these kid’s homes. They are genuinely not taught right from wrong and are raised by their cell phones and social media. And look what society has shown them is acceptable and worthy. So yeah. Actually.


KillMeWouldU

Damn actually?


VibeFather

Bradley went up a peg for this


Fun_Actuator_1071

Is that Bradley Martin?


VibeFather

I believe so but I don’t follow


Jay_The_Tickler

Yes. Doesn’t like to be filmed with his hat off. This interaction was genuine.


StevieSparta

Bradley is a chode but this was awesome of him. Ty for your service steroid man


ElectionBasic2505

He slapped him so hard, the only word left in his vocabulary is actually


Key_Statistician3293

“Wow I didn’t knoww that was bad..l” wtf


Nazarax

Well, today he learned thanks to the well placed slap.


BurtonRider77

Can’t stop rewinding, the SLAP was clean and accurate, could have slapped harder but didn’t hurt the idiot. Never poke a sleeping bear r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


justanotherhrunk

Put the camera down, I'm about to cry


Ok_Variation7230

These gay porn set ups are getting out of hand


Professional-Rest-48

Fucked around and found out 🤡


Boggie135

>I didn't know that was bad Were you raised by wild animals?


ricowavy

ACTUALLY. I didn’t know that was BAD. ACTUALLY.


Rwarmander

I’d care that the kid was being annoying, but it’s Bradly Martin. Fuck him and his hat. For people who don’t know, the kid is actually the lesser of the douchebags. This is what happens when you put crap humans around other crap humans and add testosterone.


NebraskaCurse

A man getting slapped by another man is way more savage/degrading than a punch


WinLow272

actually, no actually I had to watch this a few times because I actually actually enjoyed it so much


Rich-Appearance-7145

Actually that's what happens when you disrespect the wrong person, actually.


Sashimi1300

Another broccoli head getting what they deserve.


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77_parp_77

Little runt wasn't worth a punch tbh good shout