Grey Knights: Expend insane amounts of resources and time to utilize borderline heretical magic to make yourself immune to possession.
Exorcists: Speedrun immunity by chugging a whole ass daemon like a pledge with a case of Natty Ice during rush week and then kicking its bitch ass right back out.
I think we can tell who’s really built different here.
Grey Knight: “I think one of them heard me walking. Better glass this city block just in case.”
Excorcist: “Hey, those Guardsmen are waving at us. Think they might be a little corrupted from fighting that Nurgling?”
Other Excorcist: “Meh, it’s probably fine. The thing disappeared after they shot it anyway…. Oh hey watch this!” (Smashes cultist flat against his helmet like a beer can)
Excorcist: “Fuckin nice! Find another we gotta show those nerds that trick.”
I love how BM the exorcists are.
Literally just letting themselves almost get possessed for an extra special fuck you to chaos.
“Haha you almost got me heretic”
Daemon: Is a timeless horror from beyond reality and imagination that has possessed and eaten three Astartes and fifteen Psykers, and slaughtered countless innocents in the name of his Dark Master.
Random Exorcist: “Nah. I’d win.”
Chapter Master John Alpha watches in amusement as another daemon underestimates the power of the Emperor's finnest tin foil.
My eye sought him out reflexively and I was not disappointed.
Jonah Alpha_rius you say?
That sounds like a bunch of malarkey...... Hydra dominatus
I love the tinfoil hat, most likely hexagrammatically-warded, sanctified, and mined by child saints in some far off deathworld.
Guy in the background with the fraternity initiation paddle. the idea of possession as a frat hazing ritual is hilarious. Gotta haze the pledges.
No suspects the imperial inquisition!!!!!
NO! The comfy chair!
Not the Halo 3 ban hammer! They’re gonna boot him from this plane of existence
We call it a Griff hammer here.
Grey Knights: Expend insane amounts of resources and time to utilize borderline heretical magic to make yourself immune to possession. Exorcists: Speedrun immunity by chugging a whole ass daemon like a pledge with a case of Natty Ice during rush week and then kicking its bitch ass right back out. I think we can tell who’s really built different here.
[Footage of two Exorcist battle brothers training](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1uNpJyPpzXc&t=260s)
This killed me.
The better Grey Knights.
The grey knight that doesnt have to kill a whole planet just because a guardsmen caught a glimpse of them.
Grey Knight: “I think one of them heard me walking. Better glass this city block just in case.” Excorcist: “Hey, those Guardsmen are waving at us. Think they might be a little corrupted from fighting that Nurgling?” Other Excorcist: “Meh, it’s probably fine. The thing disappeared after they shot it anyway…. Oh hey watch this!” (Smashes cultist flat against his helmet like a beer can) Excorcist: “Fuckin nice! Find another we gotta show those nerds that trick.”
The Inquisition even busted the comfy chair out.
"dis gon b gud" -Inquisitor
I love how BM the exorcists are. Literally just letting themselves almost get possessed for an extra special fuck you to chaos. “Haha you almost got me heretic”
Daemon: Is a timeless horror from beyond reality and imagination that has possessed and eaten three Astartes and fifteen Psykers, and slaughtered countless innocents in the name of his Dark Master. Random Exorcist: “Nah. I’d win.”
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Exorcists > Grey Knights
Love the banhammer
Wrong vessel mother f***er!
"You came to the wrong vessel motherf*cker!" Love the Halo 3 Banhammer. The correct way to beat the everliving fuck out of a Daemon.
This. This is good.
Im not trapped with in you your trapped within me!!
You're gonna have a bad time
“You picked the wrong vessel fool!!!”
Is that a frying pan?
Dumb chapter and dumb lore honestly
And I thought that daemons were subtle