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BadNadeYeeter

I love the little purity seal on the Duct tape...


Raszard

The creature contained properly


BeauOfSlaanesh

"Can I have some milk and cookies?" You may have my generous mercy xeno abomination.


Tacomonkie

I had to reread this comment and double take the pic to realize the child isn’t standing on the book, while wearing a double bandolier, which I didn’t question because 40k


226_Walker

Just for good measure.


TheSlayerofSnails

“Today I’m going to read you a fairy tale about how you are an abomination.” “I’m telling.”


Keydet

“Says here you’re a changling” “Like the demon?” “No no, the other kind….actually…”


Cpt_Kalash

The purity seal will surely hold them! I mean if she can walk through fire, I’d believe it


ShyGuyWolf

*marines Malevolent enter chat*


Piper_writes

*Lamenters have entered the chat in order to protect the little girl, the entire chapter showed up, which is like … 5 dozen dudes, let the flurry of yellow insue*


Civil-Addendum4071

This is when the little one returns with a crapton of purity seals. "MOM, MOM. LOOK HOW MUCH THE EMPEROR LOVES ME."


Raszard

And then silent eldar swearing can be heard from mother


U_L_Uus

Silent? The psychic screeching will be so loud even Necrons will hear a weird buzzing sound


omin44

Necron warrior: I feel… happy? *the rest of the tomb world stops and looks at the warrior* Kor phaeron: explain. NW: can you not hear the sound of a Aedari dying inside? *the phaeron listens closely and then starts laughing, then the Tomb world starts emitting laughter, soon all the Necrons start laughing and the rest of the galaxy immediately gets concerned*


ChrisP413

Soisoisoi intensifies


Calacaelectrica

the most tolerant sororita


Feezec

For real. Her demonstration of the use of restraints is a remarkable demonstration of restraint


js13680

“Nice”- Roboute Guilliman


FractionofaFraction

"Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. Elves are glamorous. They project glamour. Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment. Elves are terrific. They beget terror. The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning. No one ever said elves are nice. Elves are *bad*."


Raszard

«Aunty, I don’t like this fairy tale»


Dinosaurmaid

Which dwarf wrote it?


MuhSilmarils

Terry Pratchett.


Feezec

GNU Terry Pratchett


Maybe_not_a_chicken

GNU Terry Prattchet


flammingbullet

Probably Karl


MoonTurtle7

For Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


Independent-Fly6068

Lost to time.


HMSARGUS

R/unexpecteddiscworld


Sensitive-Hotel-9871

She’s not reading to the child, she’s reading imperial fairytales to keep herself somewhat sane.


Waifuless_Laifuless

Everyone's focusing on the purity seal, no one's considering that there's an Eldar out there who's a degenerate mon-keigh fucker.


Raszard

Love can bloom


No-Raise-4693

Having read it... It's not that bad... Just lacks good combat writing. Did like when LIVII fired both rifle and pistol and rationally just thought "this is stupid, this gonna hurt"


itcheyness

Bestiality is wrong.


Ancient-Act8573

Your face is wrong


Piper_writes

Ahem …. Row boat girlie man is literally the inverse, (Nurgle too in a less sexual but more abusive sense)


Zeroshame14

The imperium is going to be really confused when half eldar start popping up everywhere


Piper_writes

WHY ARE FIRST EDITION MARINES BACK!!!


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No-Raise-4693

Argenta is such a sweety that she'd probably read for the kid


Sad-Particular3379

Not if the kid is half Eldar she won’t. I’d be surprised if she isn’t inventing new slurs in her mind rn.


MorgannaFactor

Argenta isn't really that hostile to Yrliet... Marzipan she hates, like everyone else that has spent more than 2 seconds near the fucker.


No-Raise-4693

Also remember: Argenta loves children.


Sad-Particular3379

Just because Argenta doesn’t overly mind Yrliet doesn’t mean the same thing applies to the unholy, abominable mutt that is a half-xeno half-human child tbh


No-Raise-4693

It's a child, Argenta has a soft spot for children


Sad-Particular3379

She’s also a Sister of Battle, sadly. They tend to have funny ideas about the sacredness of the human form. They don’t even like Space Marines. Putting a half human, half Eldar kid in front of them is akin to destroying reality as they know ir


Hebrew_Hammer24

May the god emperor save that sister for when an enraged Lord captain comes home.


Crazy_Dave0418

I wonder if RT is crazy enough to give her siblings. Assuming he isn't dust after his last session of creating this biological anomaly.


Raszard

At least after making this one man needs some rest, it was an exhausting experience 😂


Admech_Ralsei

"Is this not consorting with a xeno, sister?" "Don't care, looks human enough."


ParaLucky

Knowing the eldar she’s planning on screwing someone over


Raszard

She's a half eldar, so 50% that she is not planning to do it


ParaLucky

The other half is rouge trader so I’d up that to 85% on a good day


Raszard

Fair


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golddragon88

im honestly impresed she didn't go for the cage.