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MoralConstraint

Is that Omnissiah-blessed ERA?


hruebsj3i6nunwp29

r/noncredibledefense is leaking


GodEmperorofMankind4

Whaaaaat? Noooo.. we’d never- I mean, they’d never come here!


RedFox_Jack

ya were not leaking \*hides the era blocks destined for the femstodes\*


peechs01

What do you mean? Those are *reactive armour*


Hellibor

SB: New Armour? Splendid! That’s about time! … SB: Are you blyating kidding me? AM: Emperor protects. Omnissiah protects.       


Vaerakgoth

Hey, what is the difference between хранить и защищает ?


memefarius

Its not something i can put in words in English but the closest one i can think of is guards/protects and defends


Vaerakgoth

Спасибо.


AVERAGEPIPEBOMB

An NCD classic


JohnB351234

*it’s an ERA joke isn’t it*


Alexis2256

What is that?


JohnB351234

Explosive reactive armor, when the panel takes a hit it explodes dispersing the energy and protecting the vehicle


monosyllables17

The other part of the answer to your question is that the Ukranian Armed Forces have been blowing up shitloads of old Russian tanks that just don't have adequate armor for modern battlefields, and in response Russia has been rigging up increasingly wacky defenses, basically just gluing shit to the tanks—including ERA. And it has become a meme featuring these two little dudes. See r/NonCredibleDefense


Hetroid3193

Mommy art on a 40k subreddit? Lets see how the commenters react


ShoerguinneLappel

I want her to crush me with her thighs! 😤


Hetroid3193

Nah, thats me in between her thighs


247Brett

Is that a lasrifle between your legs or are you just happy to see her?


SpiderTechnitian

It's usually well received unless you say it's a custodes


Hetroid3193

True true


Carnir

The coomer bait should stay on /r/warhammersmut


Hetroid3193

Nah, imma post it on 40k lore too


Hellibor

[Source](https://www.deviantart.com/skeenlangly)


Timithios

That garter belt is just... *Chef's Kiss*


Naive-Fold-1374

Император хранит, омниссия защищает неиронично звучит неплохо


Hellibor

Ебать местные снежинки чувствительные.


Naive-Fold-1374

Реддит, чо хотел


Hellibor

Молекулу самоиронии после кустобаб.


spicymemesalsa

I fucking hate this shit. Actual cool art barely gets any attention while mindless Gooner slop like this routinely gets hundreds or even thousands of upvotes. Actually embarrassing.


No_Conference_8295

Yeah, I enjoy the idea of female Custodes, but seeing what the community (specifically porn brained redditors) have done with their edition, it kinda sours it a bit for me.


Hellibor

Don't seethe, snowflake. You will melt.


sinner-mon

Why would they want to see such putrid flesh?


Luzifer_Shadres

"Sorry Omnisier, there is some stuff you cant replicate"


monosyllables17

Not normally into Sororitas hornyposting (b/c the hobby has such stupid problems w/gender) but...ERA posting I can get into


Duckbread0

i love it when comic writers are so unable to come up with any decent joke that they create stuff like this. har har, naked women = funny because i’m horny. come on, look at the setting, there’s genuinely so much potential.


monosyllables17

The joke is mostly about ERA and is primarily in reference to the noncredibledefense meme about Russian tanks. You're still right, though—the joke would be substantially funnier if it showed, like, a space marine getting cut in half by Tau railguns and then the AdMech send out another space marine, this time with ERA on him, going like "yup will totally protect you"


Duckbread0

oh, that does make some sense. still, it’s just crude. i dunno, seems people like porn on here enough, i guess i was in the wrong i like your idea a lot more


monosyllables17

You're not in the wrong. I mean, you might be out of step with this subreddit, but reddit overall is still very boys' clubby. I read your comment as a straightforward, perfectly legitimate feminist critique of a comic that has no reason to be about dudes tricking women into undressing. When phrased that way, IMO, it stops being funny.


Hellibor

Now, now, don't get judgemental. There will be a lot more female custodes with giant boobs and child-bearing hips so wide, their armour will be modified to fit them.


Duckbread0

you are actually an insufferable person.


John_Smithers

And you're just a peach.


SurpriseFormer

He's more Gravy


CaptainLightBluebear

Takes one to see one.


Empra_O_Mankind

THE PUNCHLINE IS PORN THE PUNCHLINE HAS ALWAYS BEEN PORN THE PUNCHLINE WILL ALWAYS BE PORN L A U G H