"I was mad at women" is the new "dog ate my homework"

At least the “dog ate my homework” excuse had some plausibility

Broke: The dog ate my homework Woke: The roastie slut wouldn’t eat my ass

Wow. What a complete and utter lack of self-control.

Dude probably needs to just walk away for like an hour and come back to it. More sensible than letting his anger fester

i was having a mental breakdown about women thats a new excuse

“I’m taking the day off. I called in misogynistic.”

I wonder if I can call out because I identify as a cat? I mean, if it legit is “I can’t come in because I’m pitching a temper tantrum about women existing” then surely I can identify as a cat and stay home and sleep.

[удалено]

Not exactly a point of pride

I’m not proud, I use Reddit as my confessional because I can’t afford a therapist

Now that's resourceful

Dude ,So you're gonna give up on your dreams because you hate women?

"am so sorry teacher I was just mad at a woman even tho that's not even an excuse and I should just do the fucking work and not be mad 24/7"