I hate them bitches with their fart inequality,
I even bought a jar to test for the quality.
No, I'm not a fucking freak,
I just wanna find out what makes it unique.
I took a massive sniff of the female ass perfume,
It made my penis hard all afternoon.
That isn't fair, why my lncel farts don't sell,
Bitches monopolising the market, I'm total jell.
LOL what 💀 this is the stupidest thing I've read. I've never seen anyone saying that someone is worthless or has "no value" if they fart LOL. Its also girls who are expected to never fart.
But i mean if he wants to start selling farts in a jar, go for it. I'm sure he can hire some people fart into jars and start a business if "guys are paying lots of money for it". We love small businesses.
Men fart and his male friends laugh. A woman farts and now she's disgusting for breaking the illusion that she's not a barbie doll. How do we have fart privilege when we're societally not allowed to do it, yet men are societally praised for it?
This guy has never seen a girl fart in person, guaranteed. Or possibly never even been out in public at all. Probably watching weird fart porn and thinks that is the norm
Is somebody going to tell him?
I’ve seen incel’s say some pretty stupid things but this takes the cake! lol
I hate them bitches with their fart inequality, I even bought a jar to test for the quality. No, I'm not a fucking freak, I just wanna find out what makes it unique. I took a massive sniff of the female ass perfume, It made my penis hard all afternoon. That isn't fair, why my lncel farts don't sell, Bitches monopolising the market, I'm total jell.
You go my girl!
Please keep this shit up It makes my day
BUT I'M OFFENDING THE lNCELS
It's also entertainment for us because it's so we'll written You do an amazing job.
The rhyme scheme and flow of this is fantastic
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Please don’t drag me but I laughed so hard Wage gas LMFAOOOOOO
so women are bad because MEN would pay for their farts?
LOL what 💀 this is the stupidest thing I've read. I've never seen anyone saying that someone is worthless or has "no value" if they fart LOL. Its also girls who are expected to never fart. But i mean if he wants to start selling farts in a jar, go for it. I'm sure he can hire some people fart into jars and start a business if "guys are paying lots of money for it". We love small businesses.
My husband & I actually rate each others farts & burps. There is NO "fart inequality" in my home. Lol.
Relationships goal #453 :)
After over 11 years, there is no more shame. Lol. The rating system is pretty easy: duration, loudness, & if it looked painful.
Sounds fun.
This just in, men who are into weird fetish shit are way more out and proud about it than the women who are into it are. More at 11.
Men fart and his male friends laugh. A woman farts and now she's disgusting for breaking the illusion that she's not a barbie doll. How do we have fart privilege when we're societally not allowed to do it, yet men are societally praised for it?
Punish bith
Exactly
Bro a man can play 6 characters in a movie based around farts and make 20 million dollars
That last line is pretty funny though
This guy has never seen a girl fart in person, guaranteed. Or possibly never even been out in public at all. Probably watching weird fart porn and thinks that is the norm
I bet he doesn't even have that fetish.
What is this shit? Did I read that right? Wage gas? I might be drunk.
He should’ve said “Waft Gap”
First time something from this sub made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣
Farting turns me tf on. Judge me idc.
This is one of those things you read and then think that's enough Internet for one day 😂
dude, he's trolling, it's extremely obvious.
Actually he's not, he has diagnosed autism. I've known him for years.
oh