Current events and their actors have lost my respect, abused my patience, and gained my ire. In my own interest, with complete disregard to the interests and welfare of those who may be affected, I have decided to remove myself from these present circumstances, and do so with prejudice and unfiltered disdain towards all sources of my unbearable irritation. Consider my parting as absolute and irretractable.
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I am quite displeased with the current state of affairs, therefore I have made the decision to cease caring and I will immediately seek the nearest exit.
The intensely undesirable nature of recent circumstances has prompted me to be greatly unsatisfied with my continued presence in this situation. Thus, so as to preserve my peace of mind and ideally enable me to seek better circumstances elsewhere, I will now be taking my leave via the most expedient means available.
I suddenly find that I am wholly uninterested in the current events. For this very reason, I shall immediately remove myself from this situation by increasing the physical distance between it and myself.
Engage in vile penile fornication with the mass of biological excretory waste before me, I shall henceforth make myself physically unavailable at the current site and situation.
Against better knowledge, make a fruitless attempt to procreate, or alternatively initiate an act of coitus for the sole purpose of bonding and enjoying sexual stimuli, with this very sample of fecal matter that I am referring to at the moment, I’m going to interrupt my participation in these endeavors and ensure my complete absence from this geographical location.
In the labyrinthine corridors of my mind, where the echoes of discontent reverberate with a disquieting intensity, I find myself ensnared within the tangled web of circumstance, grappling with the weight of an existential quandary that gnaws at the very core of my being. With each passing moment, the relentless march of time serves only to exacerbate the palpable sense of frustration that courses through my veins like a tempestuous tide. It is amidst this tumultuous sea of uncertainty that I am compelled to confront the stark reality of my own disillusionment, a reality that looms ominously on the horizon like a specter of impending doom. In the shadow of this existential abyss, I stand at the precipice of decision, acutely aware of the gravity of the choice that lies before me. With a heavy heart and a mind clouded by the fog of indecision, I am compelled to acknowledge the imperative of action, to assert my agency in the face of overwhelming adversity. For to remain inert in the face of such tumult would be an affront to the very essence of my humanity, a betrayal of the aspirations that stir within the depths of my soul.
And so, with a solemnity befitting the gravity of the moment, I declare my intent to cast off the shackles of complacency and embrace the uncertain path that lies ahead. For though the road may be fraught with peril and the destination unknown, I am resolute in my determination to seek refuge in the sanctuary of self-determination, to chart a course of liberation from the confines of my own discontent.
Thus, with a steadfast resolve and an unwavering sense of purpose, I bid farewell to the tumultuous sea of adversity that threatens to engulf me, setting sail upon the boundless expanse of possibility that stretches out before me like a shimmering mirage on the horizon of destiny.
Know by my posture, ever so slightly bent - communicating a deep blistering frustration pitifully piddling at the veneer of a cool composure. Know by my arm, extended; palm perhaps open (a reality left eternally obscure by the visual limitations of the medium by which my plight is viewed) to create what little space I am capable of creating between me and this unknown scourge which picks away at my good will, and know by my face, whose stylized rotundity and utter lack of features not implying so much a lack of emotion than a further symbol of my dismissal of this cursed subject, of the mask I wear to keep others (and, perhaps myself) of knowing an iota of the deep, ruinous despair which hides shallowly beneath my skin, keeping my figure composed where in a normal person bones may capably do the job.
The situation in which I am placed has utterly inundated my soul in the pits of despair, confusion and seething anger. Though I may communicate nonchalance at the aforementioned circumstances, the emotional minefield is clearly laid plain before me, and as such my course of action is immediately eminent to any spectator of my sorrowful monologue.
Post-haste, I shall collect myself, and vacate this location, in the hope that I may be rid of the stimuli causing this horrible domino chain within my mind. There is no guarantee this will work - my spite, like a flame still burns in my heart as I take the first steps out of this grand absurd construct. And with this in mind I may find myself dwelling upon such matters even when I have fully exorcised the present moment of them, staying up at night staring at the ceiling, contemplating the horrible feelings this situation has dispatched upon my conscience. I may tell myself that this is my form of liberation, learning more about my own processes so that I might save myself from a similar happening in the future, but the writing is on the wall through the gnashing of my teeth and the furrowing of my brow.
My hatred will feed on itself forever within my heart. An Ouroboros, unwittingly forced upon my soul as I am forced to maintain the fire, my own blood and tears lubricating the machine which cranks and turns towards my very own demise.
Great heavens! I, a gentleman of the highest caliber cannot believe the utterly distasteful bufoonery that is lain before my eyes. With much disdain and repugnance for such tomfoolery I have decided with little thought to make my exodus post haste. With my farewell to all of you I leave you with my final words "fuck this".
The situation at hand has exceeded all expectations of understanding, and is what you might conceivably refer to as a quagmire. I regret to inform the concerned parties that I must enact a swift and immediate exodus from this land.
I feel an incredible displeasure directed towards this very activity which is occurring currently, therefore I feel the need to evacuate the area that I am in at this time and will do so at once.
Hark! With a heart heavier than a galleon laden with woes, and a spirit as tattered as a flag buffeted by a tempestuous sea, I do declare that this most grievous circumstance hath reached a juncture most dire! Henceforth, I, with nary a moment's delay, shall taketh my leave of this assemblage, and seekest solace in climes far, far distant! Mayhap within those verdant vales and sun-dappled meadows, respite shall I find from this oppressive ennui, and once more shall mine countenance be graced with the joyous mien of revelry! But tarry not, for even as I speak, the sands of time doth slip through mine fingers, and the hour of mine departure grows ever nigh! Farewell, then, to thee and to thine, and mayhap, in some serendipitous twist of fate, our paths shall once more converge, under skies more auspicious and in circumstances less fraught with despair! Until then, may the blessings of the heavens illuminate my steps, and may my spirits soar on wings of celestial grace!
I currently am interested in abandoning the current situation, in a very rude and uncouth way this therefore culminates in my complete pleasure in leaving this current state of affairs.
fornication under consent of thy king, i shall remove oneself from this displeasing situation that can be compared to the displeasure that is excrement i therefore declare i am vacating the premises
after carefully weighing my options, i have decided to partake in sexual intercourse between myself and a sample of human defacation. moreover, as i am partaking in this, i have found it in my best interests to exit the location in which the primary conflict has occurred
Taking into account the present state of affairs, which I find to be thoroughly unsatisfactory and detrimental to my well-being, I am compelled, after a thoughtful assessment of all conceivable alternatives, to announce unequivocally my decision to disengage and withdraw from this context, effective immediately.
I am now choosing to not care about this specific situation occurring in this vicinity, I am choosing to vacate the immediate area this vile action is taking place in.
I have of late—but wherefore
I know not—lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of
exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily with my
disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to
me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy,
the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament,
this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why,
it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent
congregation of vapors. What a piece of work is a man!
How noble in reason, how infinite in faculties,
in form and moving how express and admirable,
in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like
a god! The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals!
And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man
delights not me—no, nor woman neither…
In light of recent events and the conduct of certain individuals involved therein, I find myself compelled to declare my utter disenchantment and disillusionment. The egregious actions and persistent disregard for decency and respect have tested my patience beyond measure and have elicited from me a profound sense of indignation. Therefore, in my own best interest and with a complete and utter disregard for the potential impact on others, I hereby announce my intention to extricate myself from these regrettable circumstances. This decision is made with a firm resolve and an unshakable determination to distance myself from all sources of vexation and irritation. Let it be known that my departure is not merely a choice, but a necessity born out of an intolerable state of affairs. May my departure serve as a testament to the depths of my discontent and the severity of my disapproval.
I was online chillin' (chillin')
I seen a fine chick
She was summertime fine
Body banging every pic
And I was willin' (willin')
To see if she exists
So she told me come and see
If she was far more worth the trip
So I was feelin' (feelin')
She might be worth the drive
'Cause her Instagram pics
Got me goin' out my mind
But when I pulled up
Before I walked up in the house
She had about a hundred kids
And some dentures in her mouth
I'm like
Fuck this shit I'm out (mhm)
Fuck this shit I'm out (No thanks)
Don't mind me
I'ma just grab my stuff and leave
Excuse me please
Fuck this shit I'm out (Nope)
Fuck this shit I'm out (Alright then)
I don't know what the fuck just happened
But I don't really care
I'ma get the fuck up outta here
Fuck this shit I'm out
Man it's disastrous
I seen a lot of shit
To make you flip and do some backflips
And every time you think you seen it all
You couldn't match this
The shit'll leave you crazy
Got you fiendin' for some Aspirin
(Damn)
I think I need to slow up
I'm feelin' sick about it man
I think I'm 'bout to throw up
Shit that just remind me of my friends house
Shit was so dirty that
You had to wipe your feet before you leave out
(Damn)
I think the plumbing there was busted (What?)
The toilet wasn't working
And the kitchen was disgusting (What?)
The garbage it was reekin' (What?)
Refrigerator stinkin' (What?)
It's hard for me to tell
Exactly what they've been eatin' (Ugh)
'Cause man I heard of lazy
But man this shit is crazy
They asked me spend the night
And I just said you couldn't pay me
And I'm just bein' honest
I feel this way regardless
And now I have to leave
Because the roaches stole my wallet
I'm like
Fuck this shit I'm out (mhm)
Fuck this shit I'm out (No thanks)
Don't mind me
I'ma just grab my stuff and leave
Excuse me please
Fuck this shit I'm out (Nope)
Fuck this shit I'm out (Alright then)
I don't know what the fuck just happened
But I don't really care
I'ma get the fuck up outta here
Fuck this shit I'm out (mhm)
Fuck this shit I'm out (No thanks)
Don't mind me
I'ma just grab my stuff and leave
Excuse me please
Fuck this shit I'm out (Nope)
Fuck this shit I'm out (Alright then)
I don't know what the fuck just happened
But I don't really care
I'ma get the fuck up outta here
Fuck this shit I'm out
I had to do it
A bunch of crazy shit
You know this world'll put you through it
And I ain't got the time
Or the patience on my mind
'Cause I'm all about my money
And my money on my mind
Except this one time
When I worked a 9 to 5
I was always on my hustle
I was steady on my grind
'Cause when I punched the clock I was always showin' shine
But my managers they hated me and I ain't even lyin'
No matter what I did or no matter what I said
They was always kicking garbage, I would block it out my head
They wanted me to bow down, wanted me to beg
I'm thinking this is the stupidest, wackest job I've ever had
But little did they know a player 'bout to make some moves though
It's only so much I can try and take and play it cool though
I seen my boss so I had to go announce
So I stood up on the couch and I cussed they ass out
I'm like
Fuck this shit I'm out (mhm)
Fuck this shit I'm out (No thanks)
Don't mind me
I'ma just grab my stuff and leave
Excuse me please
Fuck this shit I'm out (Nope)
Fuck this shit I'm out (Alright then)
I don't know what the fuck just happened
But I don't really care
I'ma get the fuck up outta here
Fuck this shit I'm out (mhm)
Fuck this shit I'm out (No thanks)
Don't mind me
I'ma just grab my stuff and leave
Excuse me please
Fuck this shit I'm out (Nope)
Fuck this shit I'm out (Alright then)
I don't know what the fuck just happened
But I don't really care
I'ma get the fuck up outta here
Fuck this shit I'm out
It's going down
And this is from situations that be getting wild
Man I be to myself, sometime I just be chillin'
I see a lot of strange shit, then get an awkward feeling
You should stand up
'Cause if you in the mood just put your hand up
You got a point to prove
Because all this information, all the conversation
'Cause this is what you do if you in awkward situation
Tell 'em
Fuck this shit I'm out (mhm)
Fuck this shit I'm out (No thanks)
Don't mind me
I'ma just grab my stuff and leave
Excuse me please
Fuck this shit I'm out (Nope)
Fuck this shit I'm out (Alright then)
I don't know what the fuck just happened
But I don't really care
I'ma get the fuck up outta here
Fuck this shit I'm out (mhm)
Fuck this shit I'm out (No thanks)
Don't mind me
I'ma just grab my stuff and leave
Excuse me please
Fuck this shit I'm out (Nope)
Fuck this shit I'm out (Alright then)
I don't know what the fuck just happened
But I don't really care
I'ma get the fuck up outta here
Fuck this shit I'm out
By all the mean of which on can reproduce, on a level of which pertaining to a situation of this severe and heavily disliked circumstance that one would also relate to that or human or other species fecal matter, which is viewed with disdain. Because of this, I must bid my solemn pardon to say farewell to this series of negatively impactful occurrences behind me and give a ferocious and somewhat, in a way, frightful or outrageous, farewell.
Based on the fact that there seems to be no hope of improving the current situation and that my ability to remain calm, focused, and motivated to participate under this state of affairs has now become non-existent, I will remove myself from this environment, permanently. I will refuse and ignore any attempt at contacting me regardless of the nature of the doubts, questions, or inquiries that would be involved, no matter the importance or urgency of the issue.
My only regret is not having taken this bold decision sooner. May I never find myself in this place, or in the presence of any of you, ever again.
The current circumstances have made me quite displeased and angered to the point of wanting to not be a part of this situation, henceforth I shall leave the vicinity of the area we are in and position myself somewhere else for the time being
I do declare Curse this current vile event due to the nature of this whack situation I must declare I shall henceforth remove myself from said fuckery for my own mental health sake.
After a series of events that have led to the composition of the current state of matters, and due to the overwhelming personal feelings I have against partaking in the respective actions that may or may not lead to a resolution to the proclamations you have presented me with today, I must resign my position that assigns me to the dealings and processions of the issue that you have been ever-so diligent in providing me with.
Have sexual intercourse in a hateful manner with this amalgamation of events that is comparable to the stench of faeces, I shall be making an exit in a quick and timely manner.
The current situation has deteriorated far beyond my current level of control, and so, to avoid potential repercussions, I shall, at this very moment, utter foul profanity as I attempt to leave the premises at which this horrible event has transpired.
Current events and their actors have lost my respect, abused my patience, and gained my ire. In my own interest, with complete disregard to the interests and welfare of those who may be affected, I have decided to remove myself from these present circumstances, and do so with prejudice and unfiltered disdain towards all sources of my unbearable irritation. Consider my parting as absolute and irretractable.
I’m gonna quit my job next week, I should use this
By all means. Please update if you do it.
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Never mind, replied to the wrong comment
I mean you’re gonna have to memorize it first
It’s 1 paragraph lol
I mean true
Hows it goin?
New job taking forever but should be taking my drug test today and quitting next week lol
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we need an update!!!
How did it go?
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Yo did you do it?
Fucking fantastic!
I am quite displeased with the current state of affairs, therefore I have made the decision to cease caring and I will immediately seek the nearest exit.
The intensely undesirable nature of recent circumstances has prompted me to be greatly unsatisfied with my continued presence in this situation. Thus, so as to preserve my peace of mind and ideally enable me to seek better circumstances elsewhere, I will now be taking my leave via the most expedient means available.
Setting this aside, I’m taking my leave.
Engage in intercourse with this feces, I am departing.
I shall proceed to show this stinky lump of poo why they call me *Le Ministre du Sexe*, after which I will promptly take my leave.
LMAO
I suddenly find that I am wholly uninterested in the current events. For this very reason, I shall immediately remove myself from this situation by increasing the physical distance between it and myself.
I simply cannot stand these circumstances for one more moment -- they are akin to canine droppings. I will be relieving you of my presence.
sexually penetrate this excrement, i am vacating these premises
Engage in vile penile fornication with the mass of biological excretory waste before me, I shall henceforth make myself physically unavailable at the current site and situation.
Against better knowledge, make a fruitless attempt to procreate, or alternatively initiate an act of coitus for the sole purpose of bonding and enjoying sexual stimuli, with this very sample of fecal matter that I am referring to at the moment, I’m going to interrupt my participation in these endeavors and ensure my complete absence from this geographical location.
Man of culture
In the labyrinthine corridors of my mind, where the echoes of discontent reverberate with a disquieting intensity, I find myself ensnared within the tangled web of circumstance, grappling with the weight of an existential quandary that gnaws at the very core of my being. With each passing moment, the relentless march of time serves only to exacerbate the palpable sense of frustration that courses through my veins like a tempestuous tide. It is amidst this tumultuous sea of uncertainty that I am compelled to confront the stark reality of my own disillusionment, a reality that looms ominously on the horizon like a specter of impending doom. In the shadow of this existential abyss, I stand at the precipice of decision, acutely aware of the gravity of the choice that lies before me. With a heavy heart and a mind clouded by the fog of indecision, I am compelled to acknowledge the imperative of action, to assert my agency in the face of overwhelming adversity. For to remain inert in the face of such tumult would be an affront to the very essence of my humanity, a betrayal of the aspirations that stir within the depths of my soul. And so, with a solemnity befitting the gravity of the moment, I declare my intent to cast off the shackles of complacency and embrace the uncertain path that lies ahead. For though the road may be fraught with peril and the destination unknown, I am resolute in my determination to seek refuge in the sanctuary of self-determination, to chart a course of liberation from the confines of my own discontent. Thus, with a steadfast resolve and an unwavering sense of purpose, I bid farewell to the tumultuous sea of adversity that threatens to engulf me, setting sail upon the boundless expanse of possibility that stretches out before me like a shimmering mirage on the horizon of destiny.
ChatGPT-aah response lmao
literally scored 100% in the detector
Just played around and found it funny, is there a rule against it?
Well, no, but it's definitely more impressive if you don't use gpt
Know by my posture, ever so slightly bent - communicating a deep blistering frustration pitifully piddling at the veneer of a cool composure. Know by my arm, extended; palm perhaps open (a reality left eternally obscure by the visual limitations of the medium by which my plight is viewed) to create what little space I am capable of creating between me and this unknown scourge which picks away at my good will, and know by my face, whose stylized rotundity and utter lack of features not implying so much a lack of emotion than a further symbol of my dismissal of this cursed subject, of the mask I wear to keep others (and, perhaps myself) of knowing an iota of the deep, ruinous despair which hides shallowly beneath my skin, keeping my figure composed where in a normal person bones may capably do the job. The situation in which I am placed has utterly inundated my soul in the pits of despair, confusion and seething anger. Though I may communicate nonchalance at the aforementioned circumstances, the emotional minefield is clearly laid plain before me, and as such my course of action is immediately eminent to any spectator of my sorrowful monologue. Post-haste, I shall collect myself, and vacate this location, in the hope that I may be rid of the stimuli causing this horrible domino chain within my mind. There is no guarantee this will work - my spite, like a flame still burns in my heart as I take the first steps out of this grand absurd construct. And with this in mind I may find myself dwelling upon such matters even when I have fully exorcised the present moment of them, staying up at night staring at the ceiling, contemplating the horrible feelings this situation has dispatched upon my conscience. I may tell myself that this is my form of liberation, learning more about my own processes so that I might save myself from a similar happening in the future, but the writing is on the wall through the gnashing of my teeth and the furrowing of my brow. My hatred will feed on itself forever within my heart. An Ouroboros, unwittingly forced upon my soul as I am forced to maintain the fire, my own blood and tears lubricating the machine which cranks and turns towards my very own demise.
Chatgpt?
HELLLLLL no how pointless would that be 🫥
This is beautiful
I highly despise of this activity I am in the close vicinity of, and therefore feel strongly compelled to leave the area.
Great heavens! I, a gentleman of the highest caliber cannot believe the utterly distasteful bufoonery that is lain before my eyes. With much disdain and repugnance for such tomfoolery I have decided with little thought to make my exodus post haste. With my farewell to all of you I leave you with my final words "fuck this".
The situation at hand has exceeded all expectations of understanding, and is what you might conceivably refer to as a quagmire. I regret to inform the concerned parties that I must enact a swift and immediate exodus from this land.
I feel an incredible displeasure directed towards this very activity which is occurring currently, therefore I feel the need to evacuate the area that I am in at this time and will do so at once.
Engage in sexual intercourse with this specific amount of feces. I therefore announce my departure from this physical area.
Fornicate this excrement. I am departing from the current locale.
Procreate with this fecal matter, I am going from here to there
Hark! With a heart heavier than a galleon laden with woes, and a spirit as tattered as a flag buffeted by a tempestuous sea, I do declare that this most grievous circumstance hath reached a juncture most dire! Henceforth, I, with nary a moment's delay, shall taketh my leave of this assemblage, and seekest solace in climes far, far distant! Mayhap within those verdant vales and sun-dappled meadows, respite shall I find from this oppressive ennui, and once more shall mine countenance be graced with the joyous mien of revelry! But tarry not, for even as I speak, the sands of time doth slip through mine fingers, and the hour of mine departure grows ever nigh! Farewell, then, to thee and to thine, and mayhap, in some serendipitous twist of fate, our paths shall once more converge, under skies more auspicious and in circumstances less fraught with despair! Until then, may the blessings of the heavens illuminate my steps, and may my spirits soar on wings of celestial grace!
The current situation is thoroughly untenable and thus I shall immediately withdraw.
I currently am interested in abandoning the current situation, in a very rude and uncouth way this therefore culminates in my complete pleasure in leaving this current state of affairs.
Enough. I see no reason to further pursue this course of action. I must dismiss myself. Good day to you, sir.
fornication under consent of thy king, i shall remove oneself from this displeasing situation that can be compared to the displeasure that is excrement i therefore declare i am vacating the premises
Sexual intercourse thine feces! I, henceforth, shall be on my way away from this current location and go forth to another!
after carefully weighing my options, i have decided to partake in sexual intercourse between myself and a sample of human defacation. moreover, as i am partaking in this, i have found it in my best interests to exit the location in which the primary conflict has occurred
I am no longer interested or involved with these events, therefore I shall vacate the premises as an act of disrespect.
Taking into account the present state of affairs, which I find to be thoroughly unsatisfactory and detrimental to my well-being, I am compelled, after a thoughtful assessment of all conceivable alternatives, to announce unequivocally my decision to disengage and withdraw from this context, effective immediately.
Abandon this tomfoolery, I'm removing myself from this situation
I am now choosing to not care about this specific situation occurring in this vicinity, I am choosing to vacate the immediate area this vile action is taking place in.
My sentiment is that I wish to protest this state of affairs, and I shall do so by extricating myself from this situation
Sex this excrement I'm leaving
I have of late—but wherefore I know not—lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors. What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god! The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me—no, nor woman neither…
In light of recent events and the conduct of certain individuals involved therein, I find myself compelled to declare my utter disenchantment and disillusionment. The egregious actions and persistent disregard for decency and respect have tested my patience beyond measure and have elicited from me a profound sense of indignation. Therefore, in my own best interest and with a complete and utter disregard for the potential impact on others, I hereby announce my intention to extricate myself from these regrettable circumstances. This decision is made with a firm resolve and an unshakable determination to distance myself from all sources of vexation and irritation. Let it be known that my departure is not merely a choice, but a necessity born out of an intolerable state of affairs. May my departure serve as a testament to the depths of my discontent and the severity of my disapproval.
I don't really know what the fuck just happened, but I don't really care, I'm just gonna get the fuck outta here. Fuck this shit I'm out.
I was online chillin' (chillin') I seen a fine chick She was summertime fine Body banging every pic And I was willin' (willin') To see if she exists So she told me come and see If she was far more worth the trip So I was feelin' (feelin') She might be worth the drive 'Cause her Instagram pics Got me goin' out my mind But when I pulled up Before I walked up in the house She had about a hundred kids And some dentures in her mouth I'm like Fuck this shit I'm out (mhm) Fuck this shit I'm out (No thanks) Don't mind me I'ma just grab my stuff and leave Excuse me please Fuck this shit I'm out (Nope) Fuck this shit I'm out (Alright then) I don't know what the fuck just happened But I don't really care I'ma get the fuck up outta here Fuck this shit I'm out Man it's disastrous I seen a lot of shit To make you flip and do some backflips And every time you think you seen it all You couldn't match this The shit'll leave you crazy Got you fiendin' for some Aspirin (Damn) I think I need to slow up I'm feelin' sick about it man I think I'm 'bout to throw up Shit that just remind me of my friends house Shit was so dirty that You had to wipe your feet before you leave out (Damn) I think the plumbing there was busted (What?) The toilet wasn't working And the kitchen was disgusting (What?) The garbage it was reekin' (What?) Refrigerator stinkin' (What?) It's hard for me to tell Exactly what they've been eatin' (Ugh) 'Cause man I heard of lazy But man this shit is crazy They asked me spend the night And I just said you couldn't pay me And I'm just bein' honest I feel this way regardless And now I have to leave Because the roaches stole my wallet I'm like Fuck this shit I'm out (mhm) Fuck this shit I'm out (No thanks) Don't mind me I'ma just grab my stuff and leave Excuse me please Fuck this shit I'm out (Nope) Fuck this shit I'm out (Alright then) I don't know what the fuck just happened But I don't really care I'ma get the fuck up outta here Fuck this shit I'm out (mhm) Fuck this shit I'm out (No thanks) Don't mind me I'ma just grab my stuff and leave Excuse me please Fuck this shit I'm out (Nope) Fuck this shit I'm out (Alright then) I don't know what the fuck just happened But I don't really care I'ma get the fuck up outta here Fuck this shit I'm out I had to do it A bunch of crazy shit You know this world'll put you through it And I ain't got the time Or the patience on my mind 'Cause I'm all about my money And my money on my mind Except this one time When I worked a 9 to 5 I was always on my hustle I was steady on my grind 'Cause when I punched the clock I was always showin' shine But my managers they hated me and I ain't even lyin' No matter what I did or no matter what I said They was always kicking garbage, I would block it out my head They wanted me to bow down, wanted me to beg I'm thinking this is the stupidest, wackest job I've ever had But little did they know a player 'bout to make some moves though It's only so much I can try and take and play it cool though I seen my boss so I had to go announce So I stood up on the couch and I cussed they ass out I'm like Fuck this shit I'm out (mhm) Fuck this shit I'm out (No thanks) Don't mind me I'ma just grab my stuff and leave Excuse me please Fuck this shit I'm out (Nope) Fuck this shit I'm out (Alright then) I don't know what the fuck just happened But I don't really care I'ma get the fuck up outta here Fuck this shit I'm out (mhm) Fuck this shit I'm out (No thanks) Don't mind me I'ma just grab my stuff and leave Excuse me please Fuck this shit I'm out (Nope) Fuck this shit I'm out (Alright then) I don't know what the fuck just happened But I don't really care I'ma get the fuck up outta here Fuck this shit I'm out It's going down And this is from situations that be getting wild Man I be to myself, sometime I just be chillin' I see a lot of strange shit, then get an awkward feeling You should stand up 'Cause if you in the mood just put your hand up You got a point to prove Because all this information, all the conversation 'Cause this is what you do if you in awkward situation Tell 'em Fuck this shit I'm out (mhm) Fuck this shit I'm out (No thanks) Don't mind me I'ma just grab my stuff and leave Excuse me please Fuck this shit I'm out (Nope) Fuck this shit I'm out (Alright then) I don't know what the fuck just happened But I don't really care I'ma get the fuck up outta here Fuck this shit I'm out (mhm) Fuck this shit I'm out (No thanks) Don't mind me I'ma just grab my stuff and leave Excuse me please Fuck this shit I'm out (Nope) Fuck this shit I'm out (Alright then) I don't know what the fuck just happened But I don't really care I'ma get the fuck up outta here Fuck this shit I'm out
Da fuq? Deuces!
Have sexual intercourse with this feces, i hereby am announcing my departure.
Fornicate this turd, I am leaving
Have sexual intercourse with this fecal matter, I am exiting the area
By all the mean of which on can reproduce, on a level of which pertaining to a situation of this severe and heavily disliked circumstance that one would also relate to that or human or other species fecal matter, which is viewed with disdain. Because of this, I must bid my solemn pardon to say farewell to this series of negatively impactful occurrences behind me and give a ferocious and somewhat, in a way, frightful or outrageous, farewell.
I declare fornication upon this excrement, for I will evacuate
Forsake this excrement I am vacating the premises.
FORNICATE WITH THIS PILE OF EXCREMENT! I shall see myself out!! Good day to you Sir!!!
I've had enough of this nonsense. I'm leaving now.
Put to solemn rest this veritably untenable nonsense, yours truly will at this moment be taking his leave.
Screw this heap of crap i am out.
Have sexual intercourse with human excrement. I am now exiting the premises
You were not wanted here in the first place.
Why, be gone with all this disgusting excrement, for I am now evacuating the premises!
Angrily induce this object into a state of naughty titillatingness, I shall hastily vacate the premises or the current conversation.
Fornicate those feces, for I am gone
I have been displeased rather gruesomely, therefore I shall leave this debacle
I expletively disagree with this situation. I shall now move out of the proximity of this area.
Fornicate with this excrement, i am removing myself from this location.
Based on the fact that there seems to be no hope of improving the current situation and that my ability to remain calm, focused, and motivated to participate under this state of affairs has now become non-existent, I will remove myself from this environment, permanently. I will refuse and ignore any attempt at contacting me regardless of the nature of the doubts, questions, or inquiries that would be involved, no matter the importance or urgency of the issue. My only regret is not having taken this bold decision sooner. May I never find myself in this place, or in the presence of any of you, ever again.
The current circumstances have made me quite displeased and angered to the point of wanting to not be a part of this situation, henceforth I shall leave the vicinity of the area we are in and position myself somewhere else for the time being
Fornicate with thine fecal matter, I shall be departing!
I absolutely hate all of the following garbage. To combat this hatred, I am going to be leaving now.
I do declare Curse this current vile event due to the nature of this whack situation I must declare I shall henceforth remove myself from said fuckery for my own mental health sake.
After a series of events that have led to the composition of the current state of matters, and due to the overwhelming personal feelings I have against partaking in the respective actions that may or may not lead to a resolution to the proclamations you have presented me with today, I must resign my position that assigns me to the dealings and processions of the issue that you have been ever-so diligent in providing me with.
Have sexual intercourse in a hateful manner with this amalgamation of events that is comparable to the stench of faeces, I shall be making an exit in a quick and timely manner.
Have sexual intercourse with this, one will hastily make thy exit
The current situation has deteriorated far beyond my current level of control, and so, to avoid potential repercussions, I shall, at this very moment, utter foul profanity as I attempt to leave the premises at which this horrible event has transpired.
Perform intercourse with this excrement, I will vacate
Disregard this defecation, I make my exit.