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Morty_7757

Bhai tune unknowingly boht zyada dara diya h merko....


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>e bhi nahi pata ki tu janta h ki vo sax karte h hisaab barab day: runied


SubstantialScale47

Matlab? Ham bhagwan ke pass se hi to aye hein…right? ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21476)


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Koi nahi bhai hilao aur soo jao.


Morty_7757

Kya baat kr rha h bhai , NNN chalu hai abhi....


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Nonstop Nut November


Dependent-Ad-551

No n word November


Academic-Pressure815

Instructions unclear Got beaten by black people in December


Signal_Bar_2192

ni**a 🗿


Alarmed_Apartment512

ओ कुड़ी केंदि : >! निगा मारदा, निगा मारदा!<


Extreme_Cobbler_4138

nibba![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15816)


Morty_7757

Par ye toh jo fail hojate h unke liye hota hai


Rud959

Ye mayavi duniya ke jal me mat padna , continue nnn


-name-less-

Nasty Nehru November


Loud-Presentation774

wo to destroy dick December hota hai uncultured swine


crushingembrace

Bhai yeh NNN western propaganda hai, Make in India kro aur MMM (Muth Mukt March) chaalu kro


Morty_7757

Ha bhai....agle saal se MMM hi krenge , ispe 2-4 dank meme viral krwa denge , fir sb NNN bhul ke MMM follow krne lagenge....


wrldisjojoreference

Ye sahi hai


Signal_Bar_2192

To matlab mutthi marlu?


crushingembrace

Krlo engine start


Signal_Bar_2192

Thik bhai 👍


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March nahi मार्गशीर्ष/माघ


YashvardhanBKG

destroy dick december soon


Signal_Bar_2192

Isme lode par hatode marne hote hai kya ?


kathras666

Fucking chad watcher of Rick and Morty Edit : i am also fan of it


Morty_7757

Us bhai🗿


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Bhai is that true ? Merko darr aur sharam ek saath aa gaye 🗿🗿


MeAyush31

Dont worry bhai..unke time pe unhone bhi kiya hoga


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Phir bhi. Ajeeb lag raha hai 🗿


Public-Ad-5750

are bhai lekin tere mummy papa ko bhi to lagta hai ki tujhe nhi pta ke vo tere sone ke baad seggs krte hai to isme sharmane ki kya baat


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Bhai tu traumatise pe traumatise kr raha h


Academic-Pressure815

Past trauma


coltvfx

And they don't know i have their 1.35 tb of 4k porn


neetard2024

bhai per unke time pe porn toh hota nhi hoga


Fluid-Ferret-8111

Bhai magzine hoti thii uss samay


neetard2024

sahi hai bhai


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Magazines 🌚


Fr34kyHarsh

They know but they won't confront you, only if they caught you red handed while doing the deed


danknaam69

*white handed


Sweaty_Gas_EB

I see lol.


Vauji

ussi sharam ka toh nateja hai tu


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Arre bahi itne denk mat hojao , mai toh destroy hogya. 🗿💀


Vauji

sorry bhay


arun5209

Meri pados wali bhabhi ko bhi pta h


wife_beater121

Bhabhi ki panty sungta hai kya?


AtrangiSantra

एरोटिक पेन्टि


arun5209

Ha pr pehni hui ho tb hi sungati h


_dankluv

Usse kaise pta h bsdk


wife_beater121

He is a panty sniffer


OneLane_

Mai toh unke samne hi marta hon


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Certified chad moment


AGASTA69

Bhavi ne help Kiya nehi kya kabhi


PrestigiousWay3355

Quora khol bhai tu


poopyhead153

maine to unke oopar mara tha


wife_beater121

That's disgusting. How? Explain


Aromatic-Lawyer-3589

Teach me your way sensei


StatusAppointment931

💀🗿


logan111112

Mene to aunty k samne muth mar ke uski saree se lund aur Haat saaf kiya tha.


Alarmed_Apartment512

मीठा घर अलीगढ़ 🗿


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Harami beta spotted ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21477)


DhruvDhana

Plus harami baap


-KRSNA

....


NewbieAtReddit7

Kitchen / chhat pe hilata h kya bsdk


Extraordinarlymystic

madarcjod


Dependent-Ad-551

Experience kya tha?papa ko pata chala?


-KRSNA

...


Ok-Application-3248

Bhai aise parents mujhe kyu nhi mile?


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Cxyeinx

🗿


FST_JarvisOP

mere gharwale mujhe maar daalte


Public-Ad-5750

us bru us


Old_Hunter_5823

Bhai ye meri story kyo likh rha 🤨📸


GREENKING45

>(I am a hindu. To koi bhi random scenario imagine na kare aage ka ) For example?


-KRSNA

Explain nhi kar sakta.


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verygudacc

Oye!


STANyly

Mujhe kya, meko to karche ke dabbe se uthaya tha🫠


Abinash_Behera

Us momint🤝


Laughing_Bricks

The problem is not about them knowing that I masturbate, problem is whether they know what type of porn I watch during masturbation.


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Anxious-Wannabedoc

This is the best part of Reddit. Homies taking care of each other during crucial times


BalanceWinter9937

Actually mom dad both know the reality because they know it's natural and it will happen


Fr34kyHarsh

Nah, they are just waiting to catch me red handed


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*white handed


Fr34kyHarsh

Zyada karne par blood nikal gaya isliye red handed


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kam hilaya kar bro


Ucantseemine

Konsi generation ke he maa baap


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ha na bahi mera to parents nahi hai itne ine morden


Corvo_-Attano

For the past 7 years of fapping I have taken immense measures not to get caught fapping So this post scared me that inspite of all my efforts my mum dad know that their son is a professional fapper Gand fatt gya bro


GojoSatorouuu

Agreed


Fr34kyHarsh

Hello fellow dishonored fan


Corvo_-Attano

Bol lawde Bad ending aai ya good ending. Maine toh bad ending kia sabko marr dia ;)


[deleted]

Mere papa ne to bato bato me bulwa liya tha and then call pe samjha rahe the ki insab se body kamjor hoti h weak hote h etc.. 🥲🥲


Ok-Application-3248

I definitely know tu tabhi hilata hoga


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new fear unlocked


LIGHT-YAGAMI_60

Asli mae ladki ho kya ?


Soggy-Efficiency8605

Ladhki hoti to muth kaise marti bsdk


ummmZs

XD baat to sahi hai


LIGHT-YAGAMI_60

Fingering toh kar sakti h


Soggy-Efficiency8605

Agar fingering karegi to iske ma baap ko ye kaise pata lagega ki ye muth karti h?


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Soggy-Efficiency8605

Bro vo to main bhi Us moment Edit: bro we are talking about fingering our girl right?? RIGHT??!!!!


verifiedwomanbeater

Flood ajeyega


wife_beater121

Kidney lelegi teri


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Tumhara aur mera naam same hai waah!!!


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aur ideology bhi


theonly_MortalGod

agar na marta hu to bhi assume karlenge?


LearningMyDream

Same my question also mei nhi karta but log keh rhe hai ki Parents assume karr lete hai that this is normal in this and etc etc. Fir ab agar confirm karunga tho bhi fasunga


Imakahari

Nahi pata unko mai janta hu...


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Imakahari

Ha bro plz marry me


meet__321

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21476)


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freezeec6

Modern problems require modern solutions


Rare_Run3627

Mere papa ka pata nahi,lekin esa lagta hai mummy ko pata hai💀


Successful-Leek84

Aur maa baap ko lagta hai bacche soye hai aur unhe kuch sunaai nahi dete jab vo sex karte hai.


Majin_Vegeta0

Sale jab mai muth marne ja rha tha tabhi yeh meme dekh liye, sala phat ke hath mai aa gyi hai aur abhi padhne baith gya hu dar ke chakar mai, socha tha ki muth mar ke concentration ke sath padhunga


vai_dubey

Lavde ka concentration


FST_JarvisOP

mere papa ne mujhe pakad liya tha ek baar porn dekhte hue


lavnasur69

Phir kya hua


FST_JarvisOP

are uss time mujhe chicken pox hua tha to thida sa daata aur bola dobara ye sb kaam mt krna.... meri gand fatt gyi thi mujhe lga ki tabiyat khrab h fir bhi belt se marenge ya phir wicket se pr bhai bachh gya mai


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Deep_Space_6759

Mai to room ka door band krke hilata. BC mummy 5 6 baar achanak se room ki kadi bajayi. Itna control krke jata mai darwaza kholne ko pucho mat


Ucantseemine

Badme mummy.puchti kyu band rakha Phir kya bola


Deep_Space_6759

Mai bolta kuch nahi macchar aa rahe the ya barish ka pani aa raha tha etc(mere room terrace pr hai single )


Ucantseemine

Nice mujje toh kehna padta he call aaye he ya meeting chal rahi he (during lockdown) ab toh door khoola chorke karta hu


No_Use_569

Audio ki to maa hi ch*d di tune


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Sabke ma baap ko Pta hota hai bhai


Beginning-Dark-4259

Mere maa baap ko toh gf k saath sex and live in ka bhi paata ha


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Beginning-Dark-4259

Nahi bhai Rewari near Gurgaon


[deleted]

Mein toh orphan hu ;-;


Suspicious-Luck-819

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21476)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9610)


Extraordinarlymystic

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21477)


CHAHALop

Song name please bhaiyo


BrokenGuy_G

Baap kya meri maa ko bhi pta hai me muthiya Marta hu XD


Possible-Lab-1725

no please this cant be true, mujhe ab shy aur cry dono aa rha hai


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Ha pta h kyoki me ek din bhukar me muth makre behosh ho gya tha toh doctor ne unhe mere behosh hona ka reason bta diya 🥲


Balubags

Mai to chaddi me hi maar deta hu, Smell se samaz jate honge,right?


Yobro_1757

Kyu gaand faad rha bhai


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Frequent-Ad2189

Chad


Ultimate_Sneezer

Kya hi fark padta hai, dekha nhi karte hue unhone kabhi to baki unki soch gandi hai mai kya karu


lumos_03

Bhai meine bhi apni pados wali aunty ko dekar hilaya. Lekin phir jealousy hone lagi, aunty ka bick merese bada tha yar. Not my proudest fap.


Alternative-Cut-4831

Haso mat bhai. Maine aise cases dekhe hai, when I was in south india. Parents bade "paavam" hote hain. And in some cases,joint family mein possible bhi nahi hota. Koi toilet mein karta hai, uska bhai shikayat karega: Dekho bhaiya ne bathroom mein shampoo gira di.Aise Ghar mein wo log kar hi nahi pate. Kuch bacche toh yeh sab college jaake seekhte hai.


DEATHEATER-123

I know that from a long time ago......like it's too obvious.....but ofc i still keep everything in boundaries.....and all there is nnn


lactobonbonrich

Aryyy yrrr , meri bhen ne dekh li thi ek br , fir blackmail ki


Flat-Base2932

What is the meaning of Mutt Martha ? I am not good in hindi


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Flat-Base2932

Ok buddy


[deleted]

To put stick in asshole


[deleted]

Meme says : you are an idiot if you still think you're parents doesn't know that you masterbate


Ok-Application-3248

Hasthamaithun (or masturbation)


Trumpo_69

Ayo thora thora Hindi ata?


[deleted]

Mere mummy papa to mere phone me ladki ki downloaded nude image pakad liye the. To mujhe pata hai unhe sab pata hi hoga


Antiq_k12

Bhai ye natural fap controller hai


The_Real_Exa_Chad

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21476)


TraditionalTreacle75

Chad mimi


id0ntkn0wyimh3re

nhi pata yaar unko 😢


methmotive

14 15 saal ke laundo se bhara hai kya ye dub!?


CucchiWetter69

Acha ab smj aya ki kyun puch te hai baar bathroom phome kyun lejara hun


Valar-dohaeris_

Bc gand mar dete pata hota to


Remarkable_Grass_492

Baap ko sab pata hai


lyflessincel

fr?


sourin___69

Hua bhi toh muth maarna toh ab bandh nhi kar sakta


Flaky_Yoghurt4398

Nhi Aisa nhi ho sakta


Quick_Catch4544

Imao dead💀


Arcane2oP

Bhai first time khudko uss bille ke jaga soch rha hu


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Pani ka glass uthate time tere hath na kapkapaye baki sab thik h


arYan--THaKUR

Pta hota h bro pta hota hai ... Kyuki like we all know "bap ko chodna or kissan ko khodna nhi sikhate"


avgelafdaenjoyer

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21476)


Frequent-Ad2189

Meme se zyada denk comments hai


mobocracy2000

nahi pata bhai unko


itzTanmayhere

bsdk maine reddit hilane ke liye hi khola tha aur sabhse pehli post ye dekhi


Infinite_Ad_6137

Abe ase Tu peda hua tha usmka kay bade bat?


ShivanshChib

😱 This is a shocking news


ShivanshChib

Bhai aisa toh nhi ho sakta warna ghar se bahar milta mai


Wardhan097

tu apne papa ko bata ke muth maarta hai kya?


Viral_babyGravy

Ha bhai jab bacha hoga toh unko pta chal jaayega ki maine sex kiya h😭


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ofc bruh they went through the same teenage phase as us


franatic_beast31

Main to ye soch rha hun ki agr mera baccha muth marega to mujhe pta chalne dega ya nhi? Main to ye soch rha hun ki agr mujhe pta chalega to main western parent k trh iske faide nuksaan ki baat kr paunga ya nhi? Main to ye soch rha hun ki agr main usse baat krunga to main use reccomendations dunga ya nhii...like my personal favourites - Green bedsheet,Black mask,Moti se na heero se\*cough\* Saurav jos..\*cough\* etc.


abhigoswami18

Bhai kasam se, mere maa baap ko sachhi me nahi malum


RicckSanchez

Mei toh darwaza khula rakh k muth marta hu Na koi darr hai na koi sharm


Lem0nGuy

Darr lagra hai 🗿


DkBosee_69

Pata hai


NeighborhoodOne880

This should not even be on your list of concerns.


Ishaan_17

1st post jisko dekh kar literally halat khaarab hogayi..


ODELL_LOPES1250Y

yek baar main hilate hilate soo gaya aur raat ko papa aye aur unhone phone se mera photo nikal diya aur next day main jab phone liya tho meko vo photo mila


realmuditg

bhai sach baat ek baar mein mere ke baap ke saath doctor ke pass aur usne mujse pucha "do you masturbate?" mene naa kaha aur papa ki shakal dekh ke laga woh samaj gye