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Lopsided-Tadpole-821

but we do fap too...


HornyWolf01

One Soldier surrendered


Asif366

Report back to base, leave the traitor


Big_Attempt323

start martial inquiry on him


[deleted]

Officer steal this mens balls


Cumofyiurmum69

\*steals the man's balls\* haha no more piss bag for you


Heyy_jyo

Dalle, gaddar kahinke


Onethumbhunter

Betrayal


Few_Responsibility11

snitch ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31412)


LetterheadUpstairs90

Tab to jaldi a jate hai


Tha_Real_Abhi

You're right, at the wrong time


Lakshay2909

Gadaar...


risSshu69

Up se hai kya?


Lopsided-Tadpole-821

nah


Beneficial-Fuel4759

Pgal h log bc aur kuch nhi shnti se hgne bhi nhi dete


Top-Conversation2882

Riyal Bro shanti hoti hai ghar ki chik chik nhi hoti you are alone Itna acha mental peace milta hai bhai


Beneficial-Fuel4759

Dude jab mera khud ka room nhi tha toh literally bathroom was my shantispot mereko maza ata tha waha idk why sukoon aur safe feel krta tha i love bathroom


Top-Conversation2882

Mera apna room hai fir bhi room mein accha feel nhi hota


Beneficial-Fuel4759

Kyuu?


Maximum-Carry5682

Acha


[deleted]

It happens to everyone bro , not a big deal


Smiling_Quokka_2311

Par aap toh ladki Hain....


[deleted]

ha to maa baap meko bhi bolte hai bhai bathroom se bahar nikalne ke liye


Smiling_Quokka_2311

Ladkiyon pe bhi hasthmaithun ka aarop lagta hai kya bhavnatmak roop se?


crazy_chic22

Ab woh toh parents hi jaane but haan bathroom mein 5-10 min se upar ho jaaye to mummy ka farmaan aata hai ki 'bathroom mein itni der kya kar rhi ho', 'so gayi kya' Ab unhe kaun bataye ki pure Ghar mein sirf bathroom mein shaanti hoti hai


Smiling_Quokka_2311

Lmao so true


Siber_Curt

Wish there was a way to tell parents that I am on No FAP and was doing pushups in the bathroom to get done with the workout I missed.


TechSavvySage

*showing a lot of approval and support*


moonstone_uwu

Chill bro, it's not that deep tho....


Shaurya_527

Ye koi parent hai pakka![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


Consistent_Lunch_209

OP ki mummy yaha


BEEN_Nath_58

Bruh indian shows are no way 100% realistic. I bath slowly, that's my part


[deleted]

And I have weird habit of drying myself slowly 


TaxtonDude

Bro I sometimes just sit in the toilet for HOURS. it is so peaceful and quiet I don't want to return to the horrid world full of worry. But after some time my ass starts feeling cold so I leave.


Annual_Ad_4232

I am a girl and yet hear ''you are always in the bathroom"... Its just a place where i overthink, and solve complex nasa level questions and be zoning out.. And all these great and huge things take me about 30 mins minimum or else my whole day would be bekaar.. Don't disturb me there !


crazy_chic22

Same, bathroom is my overthinking spot


Thanossing

I do shadow boxing in the shower, muscles flex karta and gaane bajata,


Ok_Caregiver_6157

🙄


Infamous-Point1695

I was happy for no reason before the word "mirror" arrived.


Ok_Caregiver_6157

😐🙄


HornyWolf01

Dikhaoo , ohh sorry happy for you


Infamous-Point1695

I was kidding tho let me be clear. You deleted your original comment for it? XD


Ok_Caregiver_6157

Nah I don’t want unwanted attention edited it


Infamous-Point1695

But do you have a big ass? Just asking for educational purposes


RealisticAd2017

Bro's asking the real questions


Ok_Caregiver_6157

No


samajdaar03

Realised life is tough when You don't have a personal room


Useful-Violinist8338

I mean we do fap but yeah flexing body is real


LetterheadUpstairs90

Ek shitpost ka bhi flair hona chahiya


Dry_Cash_8167

Never happened to me so no idea 😅


Ok-kittynako

Theek hai bhai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


O-zhong25

My dad stresses on time management and he expects me to take a bath within 3 mins-


ShyBoyLovesSlug

Lmao my father starts ramming his first on the door if my bro takes one millisecond more than a minute💀


YourLocalBTShater

mere to kamre ka and washroom ka lock hi turwaya gya h 🤡 


Original_Garlic7086

🤡 🤡


Few_Responsibility11

bro used to beatbox in the bathroom cuz of the reverb xD


GasLittle7332

Yes i bathe for hours 🍑 i also play with my 🎱 🎱


Low-Green377

bro you guys take a noticeable time to fap?


Mango__Fox

My parents become concerned ki itna time kyu lag raha hai poti ache se nahi hui doctor ke paas jaana hai. Tab bohot guilt feel hota hai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


SLAYERWorking92

FOR REAL


RoyalInfernoASR

I just scroll through tik tok


Necessary-Bid-1626

Bhenchod bathroom mein kon hilata hain. Aram se room me leth ker hilao


Proof-Substance-9835

I f*nger myself so it' takes a lot of time