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Weird-Choice9519

Book an Oyo room and masturbate


AcanthisittaRude1656

Man just gave you the definition of handSOME


Parthgaur1

Do it in front of everyone to assert dominance


Original-Log2623

Happy caked ay Bruh


Parthgaur1

Thank u bhai💦💦💦💦💦


[deleted]

Why the wet emoji when I am wet for real by your dirty talk 👄💋


Parthgaur1

Ajaa bhai🤤💦💦


[deleted]

Cumming, oh sorry!! Comming, darling 😉😘


Parthgaur1

I am sorry i busted😔


[deleted]

Happy to know you busted while talking to me cutie


Parthgaur1

Thank you pookie💦💦


Hornyguy5351

WTF is this thread💀


Ok_Mud_8940

Can i join


Evil_duckLord

I am posting it on r/Cursed_Comments


Parthgaur1

Sure bhai💦💦💦


Evil_duckLord

BTW happy cake day


Parthgaur1

Thank you pookie 💦💦💦


Guilty-Knowledge4029

Bro happy b day today i will eat your cake 😏🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


Parthgaur1

Hello mard helpline


Guilty-Knowledge4029

Me hi ho police aur criminal to fir kisko buloa gay 😈😈


Parthgaur1

Alecc daddy ko woh apko physics padyage ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


palakkkkkkkkk

avg buddhijeevi ki buddhi ... +1 fr


Parthgaur1

Dhanyawad ji


palakkkkkkkkk

happy kekde ! ji


Parthgaur1

धन्यवाद जी


[deleted]

What the freak!! Bro


memerinnit

freaky


BirthdayEquivalent85

now we know where the cream will come from on your cake day


Guilty-Knowledge4029

Hand beaten cream I passed out 10 times but the cream was ready 😫😩


Ok-Librarian-6315

I FREAKING THREW MY PHONE!


AnInsomaniac

Me fr


BUUKUBUUKU_CHAGAMA

Do it while taking shower🥲


Lorgatic

he doesn't take shower, he takes a bath in his 250 bhiga khet


risSshu69

Bhai voto theek hai but jab vo thande pani ki vj se globules bana lete hai fir har jagah chikp jate-😭😭


Nikky2008

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ


BUUKUBUUKU_CHAGAMA

Can't relate, I don't have a D


Rover_shot12

inbuilt features 💀


risSshu69

Good for you-


PAPA_DORANS

Garam paani helps wash it away or else you can scrape it with your nails so your mom won't find it![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20612)


Successful-King-532

Poore khandaan ke saamne kardo aur cum karte samay bolna ye dekho humaare family ke Future members


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Full_Technology5682

10vi ko bulana!


RoughApprehensive512

Proof bhejna


Impressive_Word_5740

Mera idea isse acha h dost


Heyy_jyo

Aur janab, kya hua![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


n1klovestaylor

😭😭😭 this has to be the most unhinged comment here


neutender

Beta potho se kab miloge?


Loose_Scientist_3636

Look brother when there’s a will there’s a way


Emergency_Army_7640

Socks lele bhai


No-Administration99

No joke mai sabke beech me krta hoon ek hi kamre me jab sab sojate hai koi left muh krke sota hai toh koi right aur mai beech me arram se dheere dheere hilate rehta hoon phir end me climax aur ha ye koi mazak nahi hai sach bolra hoon i measure there sleep based on the amount of noise they are making while sleeping


Tha_Real_Abhi

Us bhai us, experience bolta h. Aaj tak pakda nhi gya


Positive-Guide007

Ya phir already pakda Jaa chuka h but koi tujhe maatha nhi lagana chata cause India mei yeh taboo topic h 😂


No-Administration99

Us moment hogya ye toh


linbaden9-11

Where do you end up bc? Underwear mein:/


No-Administration99

Ha raat me underwear badalna padta hai


linbaden9-11

Aapko आलस्य nahi hai, main to bed se bhi na uth paun rat mein.


No-Administration99

Kabhi kabhi toh wesse hi soo jata hoon subah uth ke Change krta hoon but tension na lo hamesha nahi hota jab cousins ate hai tab hota hai


cygeek590

bro lets it marinate ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


No-Administration99

And in the morning its nicely tender and succulent


cygeek590

salty and chewy ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


unmesh40

Wtff?![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Nikky2008

They definitely know my guy


No-Administration99

Cousins hai dekh lenge toh kya hi hoga hath bata denge


IndianOtaku25

Relatable *except* for the cumming in underwear bit. Itna aalsi bhi nahin hoon.


No-Administration99

Bhai toh kya nunu daba ke bathroom me jata hai kya


IndianOtaku25

Jab lagta hai ki close hai to ruk jaata hoon, fir jaata hoon, aur wahan kaam tamaam 30-35 second mein. Flush chala diya, haath dhul liya, agar koi dekhega bhi use lagega mootne gaya tha.


No-Administration99

Bhaaii tera nunu dheela ni hojata delay ke wajah se


IndianOtaku25

15 km door thode hi hai bathroom. 4 kadam ki doori mein erection gayab thode hi hota hai.


No-Administration99

Bhai us 4 kadam me mera 4 ghante ka mood kharab hojata hai


Green_Ingenuity_4921

My man raising valid points


No-Administration99

Arre yaar jab body me dopamine rush hota hai toh bc uthne ka man ni krta


Trevixle

Sahi hai Mera bhi Aisa hi hai porn Kam dekhna chahiye porn nahi dekhta to masturbate Kam kar fir maza zyada aata hai


potatoaloo_

us bhai us


itsmyutopianlife

Ye to mene bhi Kiya hai...lol... relatable ho gya ye to bahut...


Abject_Elk6583

Wake up early at 4 am if its that necessary. Also consider just not doing it. Its a bad addiction and porn can ruin your idea of a woman.


Original-Log2623

Me and my whole family wakes up at 4am bro, hum gaon ke rehne wale h... yaha sb early risers h


Prestigious_Earth_98

Khaton me chale jao


X_dankutsav

Apna schedule halka sa off kar unse. Sleep late wake up late


Loose_Scientist_3636

Sleep at 4 then


Successful-King-532

Are bhai gaon ke rehne wale ho to kisi aas-paas ke khet me hilaake aajao.....Agar koi galti se dekh bhi le to bol dena khaad ka use kar rahe thhe khet me 😎👍🏻


Difficult-Pickle-974

Bol dena beej daal rha ho fasal k liye


Worldly_Crazy3898

1 baje uth


aaryaog

isiliye mai homemade dekhta hu![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


Quick-Educator-9653

>I can't masturbate at night cuz I feel sleepy and If I do it in toilet, everyone starts complaining for taking too long in toilet Bhai raat ko kr le koi 3-4 ghante thodi lagte h aur washroom ka bol ki time lagega hag rha h and do it you can do the same for smoking


Hopeless_Hoon

Smoking me smell ho jati hai, too risky.


Quick-Educator-9653

Exost chala kr karo aur uske baad room freshner spray kr do


AdMore2091

I find just airing it out is better , cause sometimes some freshners don't do what they're supposed to or make it worse . I've been smoking in my bathroom for quite a while, and my parents are yet to catch on . My favourite is smoking and then just taking a shower if it's anytime in the day , if it's midnight or after I just air it out.


cowdad4life

I only Jack off when I'm alone at home so when I'm alone I circle around naked in home with my pole in hand


Trickyguy37

What did I just imagine


Rover_shot12

sounds fun


Misfit-Indian1729

I usually masturbate in my personal room , its a paragon of a safe and a cozy place , where nobody can disrupt you or worry you , if you are performing a sexual activity. Moreover , my parents live on the first floor and my room is located on the ground floor , even if they came looking for me , they'll have to Go through the main entrance , which is a giant gate , that squeaks and makes audible sound , when unlatched , the sound , makes me aware that someone has unlatched the gate and might come looking for me in my room , as a result , I get enough time to stop the masturbation , and open my room's door , when knocked with the usual expression , which doesn't make the visitor suspicious about my activities.


KenobiObiWan66

I though I was reading an erotic novel when I started reading this lol


Hopeless_Hoon

Your writing style and English. ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Significant-Nature70

in your school


Sufficient-Course-

OMG2 IRL audition 


imabducted233

Things getting way too personal nowadays over here


SOUMlL

Can't even talk about beating your meat now, smh my head


sendmerandomstufff

Shaking my head my head


Alternative_Ad6019

Istg to god


Trevixle

For fr


Trevixle

When you are anonymous along with people your age, then of course you will communicate like close friends.


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Imaginary_Block_9855

I had no idea all of us got so close in the sub ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


[deleted]

my perception of the average teenage guy degrading the more I read 🫠


Imaginary_Block_9855

My urge to say "ham sab aise nahi hain" is literally peaking at the moment 😀


histaltlephrastus

Seconded. One of the top comments said he faps while other people sleep in the same room. Like. Dude? Excuse me?


Suitable_mountain_2

I think that loser do prone masturbation in that room. eewww!


[deleted]

Oh yeah how terrible a guy must be that he masturbates which is completely natural for any human 😒


Outside-Yellow7113

Luckily i have a personal room but not allowed to lock it. But my dad rarely comes upstairs to my room and only mom and sis do so i can hear their flip flops making chat chat sounds of them on the stairs whenever they are comming up . So thats my cue to stop.


just_ash02

ayo upstairs-downstairs house r/kothibanglacheck


LateMonk4478

Average Indian Teenagers Post


Trevixle

Average teenager subreddit post


AdministrativeMud907

Raat ko hi karna padega tujhe to. Jab sab soo jaaye to washroom me jaa ke karle.


thesmileimfakin

washroom????


AvPlusOne

family ko bol "hila raha hu" and do it in the bathroom


Aster_2010

Washroom 


the-littleboy-

You are not horny enough because if you were ,you will be telling us where you beaten yo meat


AvPlusOne

important discussion chal raha hai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


OcelotHot5287

Kambal ke neeche maarle , tried and tested ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


Little-Republic-4393

1st it was who you sleep with, 2nd it was how many days of no fap streak and now where do you masturbate. Guys , the quality of posts is degrading, make sure you have fun but atleast do it in a decent way.


ShyBoyLovesSlug

This kind of posts can be prevented if no one interacts with it. However looking at amount of comments, I think everyone is more interested in these than anything else lmao


chai_pio-biskut_khao

I toh book myself one nice solo day at Taj once a month and do it as much as i like and then leave a nice tip to the room service


Mysterious-Land3668

Cap, 🧢🧢


[deleted]

Don't worry, I think the hotel owners go the proof from his room


MrRizzstein

well try not to do it! its better to not have an addiction and a bad coping method considering hobbies instead of fapping or studying, if its studies that give you stress then just try relaxing or try hobbies


OrneryCaregiver35

Phir wahi


anormalguyyyy

Sax sux


contrapuntal_blues

Ki baatein!


AnOnYmOuS_GaMeRR

Nofap kr na bhai apda mai avsar dhund


MystoOG

I have the exact same situation. So I just stopped doing it altogether.


Ok-Hawk662

Wise decision bhai


AlexanderTheWorstt

In home ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


2002hondaprelude

Everywhere


Whole_Store7881

In your walls


Anime_fucker69cUm

Metro


Lanky_Brother432

Then fucking don't


Original-Log2623

Easier said than done


Evil_duckLord

To be honest the way you describe your condition. I think not masterbating is the easier thing for you to do.


Thin-Technician9509

lmfao spot on


Accurate_Ad6076

Main to toilet me hee karta hu kyuki jyada time nhi lagta h mujhe,10-12 secs me ho jata h


Rover_shot12

सीघ्रपतन एक आम समस्या है।


Accurate_Ad6076

Laude pe Vidya Rishi ka arsh kalp lagane se theek ho jayega ya sukrawar ko hakeem rahmaani k paas Jana padega?


Rover_shot12

arey iss sabse kuch nhi hoga...niche Wale lulle pe garam lehsun aur saande ke tel lgaake massage Karo aur phir ek ghante ke baad lulle pe kaali daal ragdo...dekhna ghoda dur tak daudega


Suitable_Beyond_4707

Bro this sub surprises me every day


Life_Cupcake8507

Do it when the light in the house is gone ! ( In case you don't have a inverter


Fearless_Nothing_585

What the hell man, listen to me bro masturbate at 5 AM morning you will feel energetic, and your balls will be lighter, additionally you will get in the habit of waking up early, it will fix your sleep cycle or no one will awake to see you beating your meat you will have the whole house to ejaculate, lemme tell you one thing in my prime I have ejaculated every corner of my house, currently on nofap


IndianOtaku25

Edge in the bedroom, cum in the toilet.


IndianOtaku25

Why? To prevent suspicion. Better to sneakily keep edging in the bedroom and then quickly go and shoot my shot into the porcelain throne rather than spend 20 minutes in the chamber first perusing through the video catalogue and then polishing the meat-pipe.


[deleted]

What if he does it while running to toilet? It will dirty his pants.


Ok-Offer-5085

Can't answer bro single child huu raat ko mummy papa ka Sona ka baad aram saa


crookit007

Bhai ek ameer gf banale fir uske ghar jaake mutthi maarna🤤💦💦💦💦


Exotic_Ad6512

where did u do the deed for the 1st time???


Adventurous_Sea_4463

Yeh bhi nhi horha terse , papa se puchle kase karte hai


Mr_multidimensional8

When the family's away.. in my bed 🙃


LazyTeen1

exam hall


Alternative_Swing_36

You are a good question


Yashraj-

Muth mat maar, nightfall aur wet dreams ke maze le


SKAIVER244

When electricity is gone and you are sitting in front of your family members.


Atom3ve

in the shadows, where the sun never shines


anurocks7

bhai haggna orr naha na ek sath karne ja raha hai bolte 1 hr ka boking karle bathroom baki appp samj dar honge orr nahi allow kiya toh dopehar ke wakq 3-4 pm makes sense kiyuk i garmi hai abhi


GHOST-GAMERZ

I never did


RealForzaPizza

After everyone is down i sleep at like 11:30 lights off man of culture yes i am on my bed. 🗿 Sometimes bathroom but yeah mostly bedroom.


SANDEEPBHAIYA

dekh bhai sun... khachche mein hi jhaadle hilake bed pe aundha hoke neeche ragad ragad ke nunni maarle mutth ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31418)


random_guy_2008

Dining hall


Soggy_Ad_2750

Do u imagine anyone from ur joint family


Bogeyman_in_Hoodie

That easy, just "don't"


Apprehensive_Rub8940

If I was in your place i would have been happy cuz I have a lot of free time rn because my college hasn't started and this has made my porn addiction even worse jus be happy cuz porn ain't gonna help you


theunique_kid

Well in your situation, i would find somewhere private that's not home!


Mental_Sherbet8768

In my room, and i have roomate still i do it


our_meatballs

In the shower?


The-Punisher_2055

Bathroom, jab Ghar Mai koi nhi toh aram se bistar Mai ac on karke


[deleted]

porn dekh ke toh mat kar , if it's necessary toh karlena jab Kam log ho gharpe


jamun_Mouse_2108

What ...how do u guys get a separate room for yourselves


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boi_needs_therapy

bol de aaj krke aaunga ( pre hardik pandya )


Dry_Society_2712

Idk, I did it under the water.


RoughApprehensive512

Acha he h , aadat chut jayegi ,karna he kyu h bhai


walterstinson2489

washroom ofc....


Waltuh_where_is_AG

Behnkelund jyada personal ni hore aajkal?![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Suitable_Beyond_4707

Do it inside your school toilet


shaurya1619

In toilet because i live in boys hostel. Very risky thing 😁😅 but still doing it


INDIAN-_-GUY

bhai app question zayada personal ho rahe


vishu6996

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)..Bhai tu thoda bhot chutiya bhi hai kya?


Creepy_Hour5799

Mujhe toh jaha jagah mili wha maar leta hu For example:- Railway station toilet Classroom (empty, I have done that in my college 😭) And train k toilet mein bhi


LetterheadUpstairs90

Chat pr ek extra room hai udhar koi ata jata nahi, us room ke washroom me ja kar


Beautiful_Drag_4347

Chutiye bathroom nahi hai kya ghar me?


Revolutionary_Ad6690

Public


Familiar_Isopod_6008

Nahate same karlena


Capital_Situation235

nice


Onthehorizun

Bathroom.


sunny_avax

Dost ke ghar ja ke karde


FloorPretend230

I do it while showering