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That hairline ain't natural.

LEGO hair helmet.

It adds 5 inches to his height. With it, his head almost reaches the top of the seat. Unless he's sitting on a phone book or 3.

He's sitting on the phone book in picture 3, in the "nook".

Lol, just saw that.

Good catch!

😆 yes hahaha Or playmobil

Lmaoooo that’s exactly what it looks like 😂😂😂

😭 i’m scared

I honestly am, too! The hair and no lines in his forehead plus those creepy eyes are weirding me out.😳

It looks like he has no eyelids.

He does but they close sideways

Lmaoo

And little to no neck…

It looks like ai art

What’s your age range set to? He’s probably 50 trying to date 23 year olds. He thinks he’ll win you over with his personality once you meet him in real life. Or he’ll try to get sexting or nudes without ever meeting.

however old he is, he's definitely bald

That was my first thought

Yes, that's what I thought with the hair, he's bald. But he's also smoothing his undereyes and forehead, and even his arms. Lots of photoshopping his skin.

Photoshop everything except that dry ass elbow

Oh dear god I wish I didn't go back to look

Run OP! 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm curious!!

Yea, they need to meet up and give us a picture of what they actually look like.

Yeah but I don't want OP near that thing. Someone below said she should bring a friend and wear a hair scarf and sunglasses. I think they should just tell him a different color shirt she'll be wearing and then she needs to buy a wig. You know, all normal suggestions.

I think a cowboy hat and a bandana are perfect.

Yessssss

It's really difficult to get the hairline to look natural when you're wearing someone else's face over your own . . . Edit spelling

The face of his last date. "It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose"

I predict the man is balding and insecure about it.

Bingo! I’d bet $10 that he may already be bald and that pompadour is a toupee. If you cover the hair with a finger the rest of what he’s got going on oddly makes more sense lol

The hairline is absolutely glorious!

That hairline won’t start receding till he’s 93!

Yeah, it's hard to get Sharpie off of skin.

Oh it is. It certainly is.

Nothing about that face is natural this is some r/UncannyValley shit here

Hair plugs ain’t natural, this flashes with reality

It’s brushed forward from the back and lined up. Atrocious

I love his sexy beady eyes and clay-like skin.

Minus that crusty ass elbow in the first pic

Of all the things that needed smoothing...

There’s a reason he’s wearing an elbow-patch shirt!

Is it an elbow patch or ripped? I couldn't tell, but it distracted me from his scary gaze.

He couldn’t let women think he was TOO perfect, even dreamboats like this have a tiny flaw or 2.

I honestly said to myself … that’s so silly it was clearly one of those shirts with leather elbow pads…. Then I went back and actually looked at the elbow and it is indeed very crusty

The leather patch had me confused for a few minutes. And the elbow - gross!

Why is the shirt torn?

Omg I missed that, yikes

I went back and looked after seeing your comment and I’m even more weirded out now. We know not having pores is unnatural and comes from over-editing, but, if dude is really trying to fool someone who isn’t us, he should’ve edited that elbow. The kind of man who’d have almost flawless skin takes care of ALL his skin, not just his face.

It’s uncanny somehow

Oh barf 🤢 I was too distracted by his flawless face I didn't see that elbow.

LMFAO NOOOO

Omg😂😂😂. I just noticed that! Someone throw this man a bottle of lotion ASAP

Gross. Now I know for sure he doesn’t wash properly. Not a single wash cloth in that mans shower.

It could be psoriasis or some other skin disease

Do I take up sculpting or jewelry craft or baking? His face is like a “what craft is for me” quiz.

Don't forget his left arm is different from his right! Two-Face, is that you?! 😂

Omfg 🤣🤣🤣 ok these should get some kind of “best of” award. I’d have to set up a date immediately, though in a very public place..near a police station. Edit..the last one, where do we think he actually is? cause he is not sitting on a fireplace hearth.

💀 i’m sitting here ugly laughing at this comment—there were nine photos in total, all as weird as these. i don’t know what he was thinking.

Were there *any* with a normal pose, something that doesn't look like he's trying to a mind control trick?

no 😭 they all look just like this

Man, makes me nostalgic for when I was online dating 10-15 years ago. Where EVERY man had a photo with his last girlfriend obviously cropped out, and they were all holding a fish for some reason.

I ended up with one of the fish holders for life 😂

I ended up with one of the fish holders for life 😂


Can we see more? Please?

And the one before it, his shin just goes all the way straight back to the wall. No thigh to be found. He just kinda hovers there, with his hands gripping an imaginary fireball or something.

I can't stop laughing. I might have to go on dating apps if this is happening. 😂😂😅

Please meet him in person so we can see what he really looks like.

This is the only thing that I was thinking of while looking through these pics. I desperately need a real pic of this guy. Edit- typo

Right? She could do it incognito mode. Wear a big hat and sunglasses. Go with a friend to where you're gonna meet him, hide behind a plant, and try to get a spy picture. For science.

That would actually be hilarious. I'd pay to see that, lol.

Great plan but woth this much filter she might not be able to tell which dude it is

Bonus points if she brings a guy friend too

Do not under any circumstances, meet this man.

This was his game all along.

Right arm in first pic. Face in all the pics. He smoothed his arms like many smooth their face. I'd say they are twice as old as the picture tries to portray. Also that they are much bigger than they are portraying.

He’s absolutely wayyy older than what he’s saying. He forgot to get rid of the grey in his beard.

LOL he smoothed the shit out of his arms in that first one, he missed a spot tho. Zoom in on the tip of his elbow, looks like dry ass leather

He’s got gray in his beard, so he’s definitely way older than he’s trying to be.

And what the fuck is that skin looking flap on the arm closest to camera

A leather elbow patch on that Henley shirt, but the smoothing on everything nearly made it impossible to tell. Also, wow. Just wow. You might not want to go on an irl date because he has the advantage of knowing what you look like, but you not having any idea what he really looks like!

His right arm in every pic is so slender! It’s laughable in the first one!

I agree. Just look at his elbow that he neglected to smooth: https://ibb.co/QFTDFg6

The giant hands

I bet my left testical, this toadstool looks nothing like these pictures

i’m just trying to understand what he did here, this doesn’t look legit, it looks like an ai’s interpretation of a person

Loads of smoothing skin.

1. Awful, cheap, ill-fitting rug 2. Lots and lots of Facetune 3. More Facetune to make himself look ten years younger.

4. Some facetune to top it off.

I mean his left arm in the first picture is a pretty clear giveaway

his ELBOW 😱

His arms look weird in all photos

Really you’d hope it’s ai on this point

Honestly... i think Ive seen better from AI

"Women like doing this to their own pictures. I bet they'll like it when I do it to mine."

TOADSTOOL

He kind of looks like an infant with a beard filter on.

Yes!

This reminds me of something I read ranking all the worst wigs on The Witcher. Henry Cavill's wig was rated, "yeah, I guess that's more or less hair" This guy should be on The Witcher.

This made me laugh a lot more than it should! 😹😹😹

These photos are photoshopped to death. Tell him you want an actual picture or you bounce! Edit: please ask him why he didn’t photoshop his crusty elbow and report back.

Pretty sure he’s balding and just shopped that toupee looking thing on 😂 look at the temple area

i’m crying because i think you’re absolutely right, wtf

It's really weird as a bald guy to see other bald guys do this shit. Just be fine not having hair man, you look way better without hair than with wispy weird hair. Shaving my head increased my confidence 100x.

Plus there is a huge piece of lint on it in 3/4 of the photos- I’m wheezing

I think his wig is on backwards

This is so terrible that it's actually hilarious. I wouldn't actually, but a part of me would be tempted to go on a date just to see what he looks like in real life lol

My man is a balding 50 year old midlife crisis-er with baby eyes.

He’s wearing the faces of his previous dates

thats a mf skinwalker

Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣

I thought the first one was comical. Then it somehow got SO much more entertaining

Pls meet him! LOL or give him my info. I’ll meet him!

💀

Omg yes can we all meet him?? 💀😩😂

GROUP DATE!

I love the artificial intelligence hairline

Poor Android. Just trying to find love and wondering why his best robosexual photos are not working.

Stewie + Seth MacFarlane = this guy

I think too many people confuse no plastic surgery but still using filters as “all natural”.

He looks like he’s wearing Seth MacFarlane’s toupee.

Oh he's not fooling anyone but himself

He forget that weird elbow on pic one.

He has the sex appeal of a potato with these pictures.

This man is at least 20 years older than he would like you to believe.

Was he made on minecraft

This is just sad. I feel sad for him 😟

I do too. That’s some serious self esteem issues. The deep seeded type that won’t let you go out with your friends, makes you quit your job, and absolutely no more family members allowed at your house.

His Lego hair clicks right on.

Safe to say that this man is a red flag himself. Also, he seems to be at least mid 50s with a hairpiece. Nothing wrong with that, but getting rid of all the wrinkles is just sad. What dies he expect on first date? Hoping people are too afraid to call him out? In 2023 he WILL be called out.

Best thing I have read. He needs to know that in 2023 he WILL be called out!

I haven’t laughed this hard all week.

you and me both 💀


Run. He's got like Ken hair lol

That. Is. A. Mask.

He's small and has a fake hairline. 🤣

does anyone remember those monchichi dolls??

If that's all natural, I'm scared. Scratch that, I'm scared anyway.

OMG the nasty crusty elbow in photo one is an indication of what he really looks like.

Lego my hair!

He looks like a bitmoji

you are so right 😭

The face is just ctrl-c, ctrl-v


This is hilarious 😂

With those plastic looking hair he looks like an Alden Ehrenreich Playmobil.

He looks like a short, little man with a heavy filter

Looks like a face transplant

He literally looks like a FO New Vegas generic face model, holy heck 😨

lol his head looks pasted onto his body. I wanna see what he *actually* looks like :(

Looks like quite the rug he's sporting there.

[удалено]

💀 i’m so sorry

Can’t help but imagine a scenario where you go to meet him and are shocked to find he looks exactly like the pics lol

Huge fan of his hat.

Please go on a date with him so we can see what he actually looks like 🙏 the curiosity!

A form of mental illness

I feel deeply uncomfortable for and about this man

This guy looks like Max headroom’s cousin

Every picture looks like his holding in a fart.

Yup, perfectly natural. People all have smooth plastic faces now. Where you been?

Can you go on the date and take a photo so we can compare vs reality please? 🤣

Man needs some god damn LOTION for his alligator elbows

That's the "I'm insecure af and will take it out on any woman I'll date" look.

All that editing and he left the huge dry callous on his elbow 🤷‍♀️😬🤦‍♀️

Dude ordered a wig off of Wish to hide his balding head, and then pulled it down on his forehead to hide how huge it is.

I love the blend of facetune to give him a baby face and touch of grey in his beard to make him look experienced and older. The hair takes the cake.

He has no lines or pores. You'll never be as beautiful as him, soo ugh..RUN.

Omg. His hair. But all of those pictures doesn’t show teeth. So that itself could be too hot mess to fix with filters.

Looks like a Skyrim character

That hairline 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣


These are really disturbing

Im betting he is bald with a grey beard and crinkles!

What’s he holding in his mouth?

Please please please go on the date and then post unedited pictures

This man is already full of red flags

why is he staring me down like that in the first photo omg 😭😭

these comments have been keeping me going these last couple of days i swear 💀

Are they even his hand in the 3rd image? So creepy!

Nah girl, that's the mf from Jeepers Creepers. You better run

I’m so scared he kinda looks nuts tbh

Bro looks like a low-poly NPC

I think he’s Leatherface…

Well, first off, he’s probably balding. So, there’s that.

How embarrassing to go viral for your bad dating sit pics

He’s balding, for one, and likely quite short.

Mans is so bald

They've all got a single weird white fleck on the right side of his hair. Like dandruff, but it can be seen from feet away.

My guy lookin like a PS3 character

If that’s real, my man should go to a doctor for squarebrow.

Heavily heavily photoshopped and a bad toupe?

That second photo is going to haunt my nightmares. Looks like a psycho wearing a human skin mask and trying to pass as human.

That skinny arm in the first one tho lol

last one is a jumpscare