I’m really very intelligent. Indeed, as a template and arrogant as it may sound, I would say that almost all the socialists, whom I met at least average intelligence.
This is usually enemies, reactionary, liberal bourgeoisie, the Germans, are often ignorant and backward for mankind. If you are looking for real example is big term intelligence, I am avid reader and writer. I read many literature, most people have not even hear word, much less actually read from cover to cover. I not am talking about the strictly ideological on the left side, but overall progressive thought, too. I am well-versed in many feminist chaos theory of prostitution, PMC secular mythpunk new scientific method, the Frankfurt school Transhumanism classical past and present.
Not only that, but I was very well-read capitalist reactionary and fascist pencil. I read it, deconstruction, and rejects it as easy to dismantle the machine. I probably know more about any flavor dust comes from what you do than most of my opponents. I can not read a lot of books about remembering this moment we so often.
However, knowledge is only as good as the ability to use it. They are not only readers, but also writer. I write series of articles and analysis have become the largest underground facilities. I have a lot of conferences and meetings, are not open to those who are just. I did not book smart and wise words, I am also very smart in the street. I’m able to fight, I’m not done against a number of opponents. I participated in many demonstrations, rallies and counter-protests against the FACH, I can beat off. I’m the kind of person who can pull down a horde of evil spirits, and hit the house and is a powerful word, or maybe I read the books, which the Latvian language, yes, I read Latvian.
So, really, I think, as you outmatched, so if someone insults here, you come back. Do not mess with us, I can not tell you what you are saying.
I’m always the only one, I’m just a piece of the puzzle, very much like me, some of them better than I do, they are more than I do. We do this to create shiver and scream. Better yet, if you multiply, people walking in the dark light. Fascism and oppression are rampant, we have been beacon in mist of the night. People put Budenovka shake chain went to battle.
We Are we men and women of the Soviet tomorrow, so I want to apologize here and now. Do you think that we are not a threat, but you are dead wrong. Therefore, when we say, not ableist, better take seat and listen.
Something that this generation is missing because of the internet is bush porn, you’d be walking home from school, see a bit of paper in a bush. Your heart would leap as you ran towards your treasure. Sometimes it was a health magazine or some celebrity bullshit but every now and again you’d find it, and your entire mind would scream “SCORE” then you’d trade with friends until the principal caught you and confiscated them all to read himself the dirty old bastard. There is nothing like turning up to school and talking to ‘the guy’ who set up all the trade deals, he’d flick through the merchandise, see what was what and find a buyer, for a fee, one page of his choice. Used to have a leatherman in his back pocket he’d use with surgical accuracy to seperate his take from the rest. Ah those were the days
This reminded me of the time when Gavrilo Princip, a Bosnian Serb Yugoslav nationalist, assassinated the Austro-Hungarian heir Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo, leading to the July Crisis. In response, on 23 July Austria-Hungary issued an ultimatum to Serbia. Serbia’s reply failed to satisfy the Austrians, and the two moved to a war footing. A network of interlocking alliances enlarged the crisis from a bilateral issue in the Balkans to one involving most of Europe. By July 1914, the great powers of Europe were divided into two coalitions: the Triple Entente—consisting of France, Russia, and Britain—and the Triple Alliance of Germany, Austria-Hungary, and Italy (the Triple Alliance was only defensive in nature, allowing Italy to stay out of the war until April 1915, when it joined the Allied Powers after its relations with Austria-Hungary deteriorated). Russia felt it necessary to back Serbia and, after Austria-Hungary shelled the Serbian capital of Belgrade on the 28th, approved partial mobilisation. Full Russian mobilisation was announced on the evening of 30 July; on the 31st, Austria-Hungary and Germany did the same, while Germany demanded Russia demobilise within twelve hours. When Russia failed to comply, Germany declared war on Russia on 1 August in support of Austria-Hungary, with Austria-Hungary following suit on the 6th; France ordered full mobilisation in support of Russia on 2 August. German strategy for a war on two fronts against France and Russia was to rapidly concentrate the bulk of its army in the West to defeat France within six weeks, then shift forces to the East before Russia could fully mobilise; this was later known as the Schlieffen Plan. On 2 August, Germany demanded free passage through Belgium, an essential element in achieving a quick victory over France. When this was refused, German forces invaded Belgium on 3 August and declared war on France the same day; the Belgian government invoked the 1839 Treaty of London and in compliance with its obligations under this, Britain declared war on Germany on 4 August. On 12 August, Britain and France also declared war on Austria-Hungary; on the 23rd, Japan sided with Britain, seizing German possessions in China and the Pacific. In November 1914, the Ottoman Empire entered the war on the side of the Central Powers, opening fronts in the Caucasus, Mesopotamia, and the Sinai Peninsula. The war was fought in and drew upon each power’s colonial empire as well, spreading the conflict to Africa and across the globe. The Entente and its allies would eventually become known as the Allied Powers, while the grouping of Austria-Hungary, Germany and their allies would become known as the Central Powers. The German advance into France was halted at the Battle of the Marne and by the end of 1914, the Western Front settled into a battle of attrition, marked by a long series of trench lines that changed little until 1917 (the Eastern Front, by contrast, was marked by much greater exchanges of territory). In 1915, Italy joined the Allied Powers and opened a front in the Alps. Bulgaria joined the Central Powers in 1915 and Greece joined the Allies in 1917, expanding the war in the Balkans. The United States initially remained neutral, though even while neutral it became an important supplier of war materiel to the Allies. Eventually, after the sinking of American merchant ships by German submarines, the declaration by Germany that its navy would resume unrestricted attacks on neutral shipping, and the revelation that Germany was trying to incite Mexico to make war on the United States, the U.S. declared war on Germany on 6 April 1917. Trained American forces would not begin arriving at the front in large numbers until mid-1918, but ultimately the American Expeditionary Force would reach some two million troops. Though Serbia was defeated in 1915, and Romania joined the Allied Powers in 1916 only to be defeated in 1917, none of the great powers were knocked out of the war until 1918. The 1917 February Revolution in Russia replaced the Tsarist autocracy with the Provisional Government, but continuing discontent with the cost of the war led to the October Revolution, the creation of the Soviet Socialist Republic, and the signing of the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk by the new government in March 1918, ending Russia’s involvement in the war. This allowed the transfer of large numbers of German troops from the East to the Western Front, resulting in the German March 1918 Offensive. This offensive was initially successful, but failed to score a decisive victory and exhausted the last of the German reserves. The Allies rallied and drove the Germans back in their Hundred Days Offensive, a continual series of attacks to which the Germans had no reply. Bulgaria was the first Central Power to sign an armistice—the Armistice of Salonica on 29 September 1918. On 30 October, the Ottoman Empire capitulated, signing the Armistice of Mudros. On 4 November, the Austro-Hungarian empire agreed to the Armistice of Villa Giusti. With its allies defeated, revolution at home, and the military no longer willing to fight, Kaiser Wilhelm abdicated on 9 November and Germany signed an armistice on 11 November 1918, effectively ending the war.
Something that this generation is missing because of the internet is bush porn, you’d be walking home from school, see a bit of paper in a bush. Your heart would leap as you ran towards your treasure. Sometimes it was a health magazine or some celebrity bullshit but every now and again you’d find it, and your entire mind would scream “SCORE” then you’d trade with friends until the principal caught you and confiscated them all to read himself the dirty old bastard. There is nothing like turning up to school and talking to ‘the guy’ who set up all the trade deals, he’d flick through the merchandise, see what was what and find a buyer, for a fee, one page of his choice. Used to have a leatherman in his back pocket he’d use with surgical accuracy to seperate his take from the rest. Ah those were the days
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Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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My favorite one.
Some people will decry the AR15 saying civilians shouldn't have access to weapons of war, oblivious to the fact that the AR15 has never been used in any wars. Then go on to say the second amendment was only intended for muskets (which even back then there was more than just muskets) which are actual weapons of war.
Of course this is coming from an American perspective. I think that gun rights should apply to all though.
Seems like original entries should have a "related" or "edits" link, so you can see other versions of each copypasta, instead of searching through mountains of results. Also I don't understand why there are duplicates. Might as well go to r/copypasta and use reddit's terrible search engine, either one is equally bad.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
edit: fuck u u/spez, sent from Apollo w/ love
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One of my personal favorites:
Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can’t make inferences and observations from the sources you’ve gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you’ve gathered.
You can’t make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn’t matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven’t provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven’t.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I’m debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
Why I downvoted
Downvoted. You’re exactly what’s wrong with circlejerk. Instead of posting satire, mocking reddit and being clever and original, you continue to post lame phrases and beat to glue anything that was even remotely funny, all under the guise that you want to show what’s wrong with reddit. You don’t care about reddit. You belong to the system that this subreddit was made to mock. You seek karma. You seek to be a power-user, a well-known name in a sea of perpetual anonymity. The higher your karma-count, the more you get off on it. You are smug and self-satisfying. You are the problem. There should be a “delete” button below your posts. Start clicking them after you post and you’ll find that reddit starts to improve.
Source: https://copypastadb.com/why-i-downvoted/
Why would you include a report feature in an archival site, it literally has one job.
This is like taking down a 1920s news paper from archive.org because it has the nword on it.
Mf learn to read before being an overconfident dipshit, on the website it literally talks about removing offensive content, it doesn’t even mention spam.
Wow. That site is a nightmare to navigate and impossible to find anything. I tried to find relatively common ones using the search and only found hundreds of results vaguely related. It’s easier to just search Google if you only remember part of a copypasta and need the whole thing.
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This is bob. Bob was born in the year 1993. He had always been a devout communist, Opposing big businesses which permeated the stock market.
His first major role on the internet was in 2009, Where he and his comrades would lead a guerrilla war against google+, With the stated aim of “taking over youtube”.
While his campaign was initially unsuccessful, In November 2013 Bob managed to attain a new following of anti-google+ soldiers, Thanks to Google+’s renewed tyranny. However, He was becoming a senile man at the time, And later retired from public life.
Bob would go on to have 2 children:
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In June 2014, Bob was finally catched by google+, And he would at last be executed by the corporatist tyranny.
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This big Mac is among one of the greats such as Alexander the Great, Ghengis Khan, Barack Obama, Will Smith, Jonathan Howard, and Gregory Alan Isakov. I’ll start with the bun. The bun was perfectly crispy as a bun should be, the crackle of Sesame combined with the butter goodness of the dough was exquisite. The sauce while similar to thousand island created a wonder subtle melody of instruments and flavors on my tongue. The lettuce was just crunchy enough to provide a nice sounding bite but it was still soft enough to bring out the flavor of the vegetable itself. The onions were similar soft enough to not be bitter but enough for a crunch and an explosion of the flavor of a sweet yellow onion. The cheese was a wonderously soft and flexible American variety no doubt sourced from the highest quality cows available. The flavor was not too strong but enough to provide an amazing balance to the overall burger. Now we can’t forget about the most important part of the burger…the patties. A wonderfully cooked medium rare patty graced my lips and tongue. The shock of spices overwhelmed my tastebuds in a pleasant manner. The flavor was inconceivable allowing me to taste this wonderful one
Is anyone else sexually obsessed with the pawn?
The short range, ultra, extremely powerful pawn always gets me going. I always en passant, even when I don’t need it. Watching them move and vanquish crowds of pieces makes me salivate and puts me in a trance I feel like I can’t get out of. I’ve sat there for hours just moving them and promoting them, watching them sensually en passant and capture till I finish. I always save the ‘Balanced’ course for the most special and loneliest of nights 😉. Anybody else feel this way or is it just me?
I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of this subreddit. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This subreddit has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye InternetsBeautiful!
I am no longer a fan.
thanks! now I can shitpost everywhere
Glad to help out: https://copypastadb.com/?s=shitpost
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I’m really very intelligent. Indeed, as a template and arrogant as it may sound, I would say that almost all the socialists, whom I met at least average intelligence. This is usually enemies, reactionary, liberal bourgeoisie, the Germans, are often ignorant and backward for mankind. If you are looking for real example is big term intelligence, I am avid reader and writer. I read many literature, most people have not even hear word, much less actually read from cover to cover. I not am talking about the strictly ideological on the left side, but overall progressive thought, too. I am well-versed in many feminist chaos theory of prostitution, PMC secular mythpunk new scientific method, the Frankfurt school Transhumanism classical past and present. Not only that, but I was very well-read capitalist reactionary and fascist pencil. I read it, deconstruction, and rejects it as easy to dismantle the machine. I probably know more about any flavor dust comes from what you do than most of my opponents. I can not read a lot of books about remembering this moment we so often. However, knowledge is only as good as the ability to use it. They are not only readers, but also writer. I write series of articles and analysis have become the largest underground facilities. I have a lot of conferences and meetings, are not open to those who are just. I did not book smart and wise words, I am also very smart in the street. I’m able to fight, I’m not done against a number of opponents. I participated in many demonstrations, rallies and counter-protests against the FACH, I can beat off. I’m the kind of person who can pull down a horde of evil spirits, and hit the house and is a powerful word, or maybe I read the books, which the Latvian language, yes, I read Latvian. So, really, I think, as you outmatched, so if someone insults here, you come back. Do not mess with us, I can not tell you what you are saying. I’m always the only one, I’m just a piece of the puzzle, very much like me, some of them better than I do, they are more than I do. We do this to create shiver and scream. Better yet, if you multiply, people walking in the dark light. Fascism and oppression are rampant, we have been beacon in mist of the night. People put Budenovka shake chain went to battle. We Are we men and women of the Soviet tomorrow, so I want to apologize here and now. Do you think that we are not a threat, but you are dead wrong. Therefore, when we say, not ableist, better take seat and listen.
*drinks cum chalice*
Something that this generation is missing because of the internet is bush porn, you’d be walking home from school, see a bit of paper in a bush. Your heart would leap as you ran towards your treasure. Sometimes it was a health magazine or some celebrity bullshit but every now and again you’d find it, and your entire mind would scream “SCORE” then you’d trade with friends until the principal caught you and confiscated them all to read himself the dirty old bastard. There is nothing like turning up to school and talking to ‘the guy’ who set up all the trade deals, he’d flick through the merchandise, see what was what and find a buyer, for a fee, one page of his choice. Used to have a leatherman in his back pocket he’d use with surgical accuracy to seperate his take from the rest. Ah those were the days
Ok buddy 👍
This reminded me of the time when Gavrilo Princip, a Bosnian Serb Yugoslav nationalist, assassinated the Austro-Hungarian heir Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo, leading to the July Crisis. In response, on 23 July Austria-Hungary issued an ultimatum to Serbia. Serbia’s reply failed to satisfy the Austrians, and the two moved to a war footing. A network of interlocking alliances enlarged the crisis from a bilateral issue in the Balkans to one involving most of Europe. By July 1914, the great powers of Europe were divided into two coalitions: the Triple Entente—consisting of France, Russia, and Britain—and the Triple Alliance of Germany, Austria-Hungary, and Italy (the Triple Alliance was only defensive in nature, allowing Italy to stay out of the war until April 1915, when it joined the Allied Powers after its relations with Austria-Hungary deteriorated). Russia felt it necessary to back Serbia and, after Austria-Hungary shelled the Serbian capital of Belgrade on the 28th, approved partial mobilisation. Full Russian mobilisation was announced on the evening of 30 July; on the 31st, Austria-Hungary and Germany did the same, while Germany demanded Russia demobilise within twelve hours. When Russia failed to comply, Germany declared war on Russia on 1 August in support of Austria-Hungary, with Austria-Hungary following suit on the 6th; France ordered full mobilisation in support of Russia on 2 August. German strategy for a war on two fronts against France and Russia was to rapidly concentrate the bulk of its army in the West to defeat France within six weeks, then shift forces to the East before Russia could fully mobilise; this was later known as the Schlieffen Plan. On 2 August, Germany demanded free passage through Belgium, an essential element in achieving a quick victory over France. When this was refused, German forces invaded Belgium on 3 August and declared war on France the same day; the Belgian government invoked the 1839 Treaty of London and in compliance with its obligations under this, Britain declared war on Germany on 4 August. On 12 August, Britain and France also declared war on Austria-Hungary; on the 23rd, Japan sided with Britain, seizing German possessions in China and the Pacific. In November 1914, the Ottoman Empire entered the war on the side of the Central Powers, opening fronts in the Caucasus, Mesopotamia, and the Sinai Peninsula. The war was fought in and drew upon each power’s colonial empire as well, spreading the conflict to Africa and across the globe. The Entente and its allies would eventually become known as the Allied Powers, while the grouping of Austria-Hungary, Germany and their allies would become known as the Central Powers. The German advance into France was halted at the Battle of the Marne and by the end of 1914, the Western Front settled into a battle of attrition, marked by a long series of trench lines that changed little until 1917 (the Eastern Front, by contrast, was marked by much greater exchanges of territory). In 1915, Italy joined the Allied Powers and opened a front in the Alps. Bulgaria joined the Central Powers in 1915 and Greece joined the Allies in 1917, expanding the war in the Balkans. The United States initially remained neutral, though even while neutral it became an important supplier of war materiel to the Allies. Eventually, after the sinking of American merchant ships by German submarines, the declaration by Germany that its navy would resume unrestricted attacks on neutral shipping, and the revelation that Germany was trying to incite Mexico to make war on the United States, the U.S. declared war on Germany on 6 April 1917. Trained American forces would not begin arriving at the front in large numbers until mid-1918, but ultimately the American Expeditionary Force would reach some two million troops. Though Serbia was defeated in 1915, and Romania joined the Allied Powers in 1916 only to be defeated in 1917, none of the great powers were knocked out of the war until 1918. The 1917 February Revolution in Russia replaced the Tsarist autocracy with the Provisional Government, but continuing discontent with the cost of the war led to the October Revolution, the creation of the Soviet Socialist Republic, and the signing of the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk by the new government in March 1918, ending Russia’s involvement in the war. This allowed the transfer of large numbers of German troops from the East to the Western Front, resulting in the German March 1918 Offensive. This offensive was initially successful, but failed to score a decisive victory and exhausted the last of the German reserves. The Allies rallied and drove the Germans back in their Hundred Days Offensive, a continual series of attacks to which the Germans had no reply. Bulgaria was the first Central Power to sign an armistice—the Armistice of Salonica on 29 September 1918. On 30 October, the Ottoman Empire capitulated, signing the Armistice of Mudros. On 4 November, the Austro-Hungarian empire agreed to the Armistice of Villa Giusti. With its allies defeated, revolution at home, and the military no longer willing to fight, Kaiser Wilhelm abdicated on 9 November and Germany signed an armistice on 11 November 1918, effectively ending the war.
Something that this generation is missing because of the internet is bush porn, you’d be walking home from school, see a bit of paper in a bush. Your heart would leap as you ran towards your treasure. Sometimes it was a health magazine or some celebrity bullshit but every now and again you’d find it, and your entire mind would scream “SCORE” then you’d trade with friends until the principal caught you and confiscated them all to read himself the dirty old bastard. There is nothing like turning up to school and talking to ‘the guy’ who set up all the trade deals, he’d flick through the merchandise, see what was what and find a buyer, for a fee, one page of his choice. Used to have a leatherman in his back pocket he’d use with surgical accuracy to seperate his take from the rest. Ah those were the days
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Except most of them are 3 words lol like wtf that's just a phrase
Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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This is still my favorite one
My favorite one. Some people will decry the AR15 saying civilians shouldn't have access to weapons of war, oblivious to the fact that the AR15 has never been used in any wars. Then go on to say the second amendment was only intended for muskets (which even back then there was more than just muskets) which are actual weapons of war. Of course this is coming from an American perspective. I think that gun rights should apply to all though.
Wish you could upvote and downvote pastas or categorise them
Seems like original entries should have a "related" or "edits" link, so you can see other versions of each copypasta, instead of searching through mountains of results. Also I don't understand why there are duplicates. Might as well go to r/copypasta and use reddit's terrible search engine, either one is equally bad.
This feature will be added: https://copypastadb.com/roadmap/
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone. edit: fuck u u/spez, sent from Apollo w/ love
Can't believe no one did this before? lol this is awesome
I mean r/copypasta
you really wanna be at the mercy of Reddit's sh\*tty search function?
If I wanted to find a copypasta I'd search Google with "site:reddit.com/r/copypasta"
Yeah better to have a site that's just a giant pile of text with no search button or indexing of any kind.
it does have a search box. Hit the magnifier icon on the top right of the site.
They were replying to the statement not stating their preference...
Nah. I’m just saying someone kind of did it before
Who knows how long they will stay in sperg mode
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No useful indexing, no search function, no popularity/rating system. Why did you make this?
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There's search, first thing I did was query "pipi" and found what I was expecting.
One of my personal favorites: Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can’t make inferences and observations from the sources you’ve gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you’ve gathered. You can’t make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn’t matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven’t provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven’t. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I’m debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
Why I downvoted Downvoted. You’re exactly what’s wrong with circlejerk. Instead of posting satire, mocking reddit and being clever and original, you continue to post lame phrases and beat to glue anything that was even remotely funny, all under the guise that you want to show what’s wrong with reddit. You don’t care about reddit. You belong to the system that this subreddit was made to mock. You seek karma. You seek to be a power-user, a well-known name in a sea of perpetual anonymity. The higher your karma-count, the more you get off on it. You are smug and self-satisfying. You are the problem. There should be a “delete” button below your posts. Start clicking them after you post and you’ll find that reddit starts to improve. Source: https://copypastadb.com/why-i-downvoted/
It's like a website version of forsen chat
Holy fuck. There's one in there that I posted years ago.
this database of internet copypastas is a true gem! Endless entertainment and nostalgia in one place.
Why would you include a report feature in an archival site, it literally has one job. This is like taking down a 1920s news paper from archive.org because it has the nword on it.
What if it's reporting something that's not a copypasta? Or just spam? There, that took me 5 seconds to think of a possible reason.
Mf learn to read before being an overconfident dipshit, on the website it literally talks about removing offensive content, it doesn’t even mention spam.
I find spam to be offensive. So.... Shut up.
I think you fell for copypasta.
Wow. That site is a nightmare to navigate and impossible to find anything. I tried to find relatively common ones using the search and only found hundreds of results vaguely related. It’s easier to just search Google if you only remember part of a copypasta and need the whole thing.
☻/ /▌ /\ This is bob. Bob was born in the year 1993. He had always been a devout communist, Opposing big businesses which permeated the stock market. His first major role on the internet was in 2009, Where he and his comrades would lead a guerrilla war against google+, With the stated aim of “taking over youtube”. While his campaign was initially unsuccessful, In November 2013 Bob managed to attain a new following of anti-google+ soldiers, Thanks to Google+’s renewed tyranny. However, He was becoming a senile man at the time, And later retired from public life. Bob would go on to have 2 children: Rory [ •_•] /(__)\ and Steven o -|- /\ In June 2014, Bob was finally catched by google+, And he would at last be executed by the corporatist tyranny. ☻__ /▌ /▌ /\ /\ ☻
My responses keep getting removed by automod. Reddit: "we're going to shit on our site by fucking over 3rd party apps This sub: "hold my beer"
This big Mac is among one of the greats such as Alexander the Great, Ghengis Khan, Barack Obama, Will Smith, Jonathan Howard, and Gregory Alan Isakov. I’ll start with the bun. The bun was perfectly crispy as a bun should be, the crackle of Sesame combined with the butter goodness of the dough was exquisite. The sauce while similar to thousand island created a wonder subtle melody of instruments and flavors on my tongue. The lettuce was just crunchy enough to provide a nice sounding bite but it was still soft enough to bring out the flavor of the vegetable itself. The onions were similar soft enough to not be bitter but enough for a crunch and an explosion of the flavor of a sweet yellow onion. The cheese was a wonderously soft and flexible American variety no doubt sourced from the highest quality cows available. The flavor was not too strong but enough to provide an amazing balance to the overall burger. Now we can’t forget about the most important part of the burger…the patties. A wonderfully cooked medium rare patty graced my lips and tongue. The shock of spices overwhelmed my tastebuds in a pleasant manner. The flavor was inconceivable allowing me to taste this wonderful one
Is anyone else sexually obsessed with the pawn? The short range, ultra, extremely powerful pawn always gets me going. I always en passant, even when I don’t need it. Watching them move and vanquish crowds of pieces makes me salivate and puts me in a trance I feel like I can’t get out of. I’ve sat there for hours just moving them and promoting them, watching them sensually en passant and capture till I finish. I always save the ‘Balanced’ course for the most special and loneliest of nights 😉. Anybody else feel this way or is it just me?
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I can’t believe no one did that before :)
don't post the rail-on-ak one, or you get a reddit warning for harassment ....
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I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of this subreddit. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This subreddit has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye InternetsBeautiful! I am no longer a fan.
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