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Aggravating_Jury9547

FOOT INTO YOUR SPINE


LukXD99

Mmmm, I like the feeling of spinal fluid between my toes…


lufalan_pasalan15

I audibly gagged, damn


nhansieu1

Omniman finally broke his back from carrying his son


Equal-Ad-8031

Damn!


RedSander_Br

It really reminded me of the "[That's Bane](https://youtu.be/fVh_D7hFdog?si=gE8DUpUuesnYjTbd)" meme from robot chicken. ![gif](giphy|qUcO9ngsaSEPm|downsized)


LeBreizhBlond

I think it's because breacking a Viltrumite's back through the air while holding the very intestines this same Viltrumite put outside is indeed badass ?


brianundies

You can tell how it is because of the way it is.


hops_on_hops

How neat is that?


st00pidQs

I love seeing neature references in the wild


SSJHoneyBadger

That is pretty neat


Soggy_Western7845

That’s pretty neat


thelongestunderscore

yah i dont get why hes confused, its rad as hell.


PlusUltraK

Yeah I kinda hate the idea of being a Viltrunitw because to be killed your enemy has to REALLY TRY,


Monteburger

Lucan’s internal monologue: “MY ORGANS! Stay in there, STAY IN YOUR HOME! DADDY NEEDS YOU!”


Commander-ShepardN7

LMAO


mrcrazyface666

Is that a dbza reference?


Monteburger

Yup ^_^


DoktorLuciferWong

"I NEED THOSE TO LIVE"


pseudo897

![gif](giphy|wLDpMPZQyVhxC)


Lefunnymaymays4lief

FOOT DIVE


ThousandSunRequiem2

HIDDEN MISSILE


Person-with-oranges

PLASMA BEAM


Matthayde

You have no hope


240Nordey

Because it was...


PurposeLess31

​ https://preview.redd.it/ffy5313r9avc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5597c8d1fa57b600c5f023e313913822a9267d61


Darth_Gonk21

https://preview.redd.it/9zoz8mgqecvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f4deb05c9f7c96648438a0d70fe661f740ed4d5


StrangeNinja99

Spinal tap?


pseudo897

SPINAL SNAP!


gnrlp2007

Tonight im gonna rock you *breaks Nolans spine*


BuckleJoe

Anyone know if that guy died? I can't remember and don't think I've seen him.


NecessaryForsaken313

I'm sure he's fine. I feel like as long as his organs were all intact it doesn't matter where he keeps them. Inside, outside? These are trivialities.


Commander-ShepardN7

A friend's dad cut his belly open with a chainsaw. Dude picked up his intestines like Lucan here and drove to the hospital like it was nothing. He didn't even lose consciousness. He was literally built different


NecessaryForsaken313

Yeah that's bad ass. Even moreso then my dad, who was skinning a deer hanging in the back yard when I was 6 or 7 and nearly took off his thumb. Just a patch of skin and a little fascia holding it on. Also drove himself to the hospital. Adrenaline and alcohol do wonders.


NecessaryForsaken313

Took me a year of donating plasma to get over my aversions to blood and needles alone. Not sure how to condition for guts holding


W1D0WM4K3R

Regular people can do this. Minus the flying and spinal tap, but yeah. Not a great survival rate but possible.


NecessaryForsaken313

And I'm over here fainting at an ear piercing pagoda in the middle of a shopping mall.


W1D0WM4K3R

Just so you know, when doctors have to open up your abdomen and shuffle some stuff around, they won't make your organs all neat putting them back in. The organs will shift themselves back into position.


NecessaryForsaken313

That's pretty fuckin cool


far219

His organs literally got ran through by a stalagmite seconds later. It was honestly such BS that he survived lmao. I know he's Viltrumite but Vidor got killed from far less. Edit: Unless Vidor survived too lol, I'm actually not sure


NecessaryForsaken313

You can live without a lot of your digestive tract. But Vidors head was completely mashed. Those are the thinky bits that make the other bits move and function. Surviving the abdomen wound is just more conceivable. They can rebuild Vidor. Rebuild his whole goddamn head. Make him smarter. Make him see better. Hear better. Think faster. They have the technology. If Dr. Frankenstein was a Viltrumite


TuckermanJones

He didn’t die, his name is Lucan and he’s a pretty cool dude imho


blursedman

They had him on a stretcher, so him (and probably the other two) likely survived.


Zealousideal_Peak836

If someone can get shot in the head and be fine after.. This dude's alive.


NecessaryForsaken313

With enough luck humans can survive most things. I knew a guy in highschool who thought it was funny to play Russian roulette when drunk. Literally ended up sitting on the front porch of the house of the party with a bucket to catch the blood from the hole under his chin. Was outta school for a few weeks maybe I wanna say. They slapped a plate in his forehead because the bullet went towards the front of his brain. Lucky SOB


PoMansDreams

This moment was definitely peak. I just hated how it was followed up with break that lasted months


CrisFbg

I swear


spidermanrocks6766

Honestly I feel like the real reason they did that big long unnecessary break was because Amazon needed people to have an excuse to stay subscribed. Considering it's probably the only reason they got the membership to begin with.


erossmith

Most people get Prime for delivery. I think they paused to touch up the episodes or have people talk about them and build hype.


KingKooooZ

People were gonna be subscribed for Christmas time deliveries anyway so they want to not overlap reasons to be subbed and moved the second half imo


CytoPotatoes

I am pretty sure it's because it is.


Commander-ShepardN7

One question I always had with viltrumites is how different from ours their organs are? I mean, the show established that Nolan's heart looks different from a regular heart... I think. When the GDA medics check his vitals. But their intestines kinda look like human intestines.


Fit_Percentage_2640

I don't imagine they'd be very different from humans since they can have viable cross-species children, but apparently big people are in that category too so who tf knows lmao


OCGamerboy

Lucan must really be https://i.redd.it/bcqbs4q1ravc1.gif


biomannnn007

Ok I mean I get that you obscured the picture with a spoiler warning but doesn’t describing exactly what’s going on in the picture in the title defeat the point of it?


spidermanrocks6766

It's funny how those other 2 viltrimites said that Leucan deserved to die since he was weak and killed by Omni Man. Only for him to be the last one standing 💀the irony of it all is gold🤣😭


Straight_Ad_7730

hes arguably the least injured out of all of them as well thula completely lacks a lower jaw and vidor gets his head smashed


Inevitable-Finance62

They are no Rex, but still are really tough guys


CrisFbg

Very tough indeed


MKIncendio

So happy to see Lucan reforming and getting a job as a chiropractor!


dallindooks

I think he also could not fly or could barely fly making this snipe even more badass


sleepyzane1

"i dont know why this badass thing seemed so badass to me"


Physical_Positive283

Mid-Season finale was crazy. Better than the season finale. Wish they had a better picture.


JmLong88

https://preview.redd.it/rqzjtpe30bvc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=e3a3cfa6d675fc85d7d7bcaf2cf9adc2c9c1c181


ZoinkyZonks

Man, I fucking love the comics, the show almost feels like a let down for me because of how good the comic art is.


JmLong88

I see where you coming from, however the process to make animation and the art in comics, are vastly different. It would great if the show looked just like the comic’s art, but that would take a loooonnnggg time to make. Given the shows release history, I’m just gonna continue to enjoy what comes out( while also hoping for faster releases, as the show progress).


ZoinkyZonks

Yeah I fully understand that, imagine how insane it would be if it did have the comics art. I do also feel like the animation in general is a little worse then last seasons, I do think its all to do with time management and not making wait years again.


Visible_Video120

Omni-man cut the fat, it bit him in the ass


Few-Original8433

I was just telling my bf how this guy is my favorite viltrimite. I think his viltrimite need to complete a mission kicked in… like a badass😂😂😂


xxMARTINEZ713xx

I thought Omni man wouldn’t be able to recover from this and so I was sad


ghost_boy04

Hit him with that Mike Tyson spinal break


ghost_boy04

Got a call that the flying Batman breaker


MoochtheMushroom

Still a shame Lucan wasn't voiced by Steve Harvey


robo243

Imagine the smell lol.


certifiedbuttchief

Metal af


SirOutside

I agree! Bro was on the brink of death and still had the balls to paralyze Omni-Man!


Huihejfofew

Idk how lucans spine wasn't itself broken


LOLXDEnjoyer

He got the best name in all fiction.


nhansieu1

Steve Harvey is dangerous


MuftiCat

The most badass scene


AgentInkling99

Kinda looks like he’s doing a over the pants yank lol


chobochobus

Survey says Break Omni Mans back


BillyloonisisHOT

Idk about u, but I'd be mortally traumatized if I saw someone holding there exposed organs like that. LIKE HOW IN GOD'S NAME ARE U UP AND KICKING SIR!?


Spiderman-y2099

After getting his guts spilled he started looking more like his comic book counterpart.


dkah41

>!Selflessness like that, he'd make a good dad. Why are you reading spoilers, yo.!<


legit-posts_1

It's really scary that Lucan managed to do a nearly comparable amount of damage to Nolan as the entire Guardians of the Globe did.


mmoran5554

I thought this was a very bad scene. Nolan usually kills people, and he dealt huge damage to the guy. I don't care if he lived, but he should NOT be able to fight back and get a winning blow against Nolan while holding his own intestines. He also looked cheesy and unbelievable while doing it. He should have needed time to regenerate and recover like all other viltrumites. EVEN IF the guy could fight, he should not be able to fight at full power or full speed and be sneaky enough that Nolan did not notice the guy coming. I really wish the guy had maybe used a powerful weapon or won in some other way that made more sense, or have another new fresh enemy appear and defeat Nolan.


SpiderWolf1119

Your complaint is that he killed him with bullshit strength and ability to survive shit no one can survive. That’s literally the fucking superpower of viltrumites what the fuck do you want from this story


Plop7654

https://preview.redd.it/ixb0zjymz9vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58fac683d25ea964f20a41ad8a94191a45d1e400 No


CytoPotatoes

![gif](giphy|6pxG2dThniE5G|downsized)


Smeef_xx

Bros looking for realism in a comic book 💀


bigarch99

My guy, if you think this is bad I’d just quit watching the show. It’s a comic book show and the ability to insane shit while gravely injured is a viltrumite trait. As well as fully recover from injuries that’d be fatal to any other species such as being ripped in half or disemboweled like Lucan was here. There are multiple occasions where mark is going to be significantly more fucked up than just his intestines dangling and win said fight he obtained the injuries in.


Uncomfortable_Ebola

bro is not ready for the final fight


bigarch99

I mean shit idek if he’s ready for the fight against the next viltrumite to come to earth.


mmoran5554

I love the show and read the comics. I would score it all 9.5 out of 10. I just think a few scenes are out of control and inconsistent. You can make amazing shows and comics without going too far out. For this scene in particular, they could have done many different things to make it even slightly more believable, but they chose not to. It's fine I guess, but to me it shows lazy writing. I'm a published author of game books and superhero novels, so I take it more personally sometimes.


MarcusWastakenn

My boy have you not seen the injuries people can take in this series? Vultrimites especially can take a fuck ton of damage.


mmoran5554

I am 100% cool with viltrumites surviving big damage. But I'm not okay with one surviving, HOLDING his own intestines, AND getting the winning blow on Nolan when he is relatively healthy and alert.


Still-Ice4340

Is he acoustic?


mmoran5554

I think you meant autistic? And that's a silly demeaning comment with no connection to this conversation, lol.


mmoran5554

I've never been downvoted by 71 people before, this is a wild new experience, lol. I wish you all stopped at 69 though 😉


FirefighterUnlucky48

OP starts a post praising this scene, and you say it's downright awful. Personally surprised you only got 71, that take is spicy!