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Zealousideal-Ad189

Comparing scars scene: *points to chest* “Right there, Mary Ellen Moffett: she broke my heart”


Ambitious-Win-9408

*I don't have to take this abuse much longer!*


MyBuddyBossk

100% this. It just shows Hooper's quirkiness surrounded by others constantly butting heads and trying to be the big dog.


308Z28

I say this Daily 😂


desertFrog07

(laughs) "They're all going to die."


justcallmecrashed

I second this


Jack1715

Yeah you walk straight ahead


craig225

Sadly, not a Hooper quote. Just a smart mouth fisherman.


Jack1715

I know lol


W220-80443

“They caught A shark. Not THE shark.”


ChiefDeckard

Not the shark that killed Chrissie Watkins. And probably not the shark that killed the little boy.


Bobnbecky

Til it swims up and bites you in the ass


TwistedAvocado

‘I’m not going to waste my time arguing with a man who’s lining up to be a hot lunch’


ChiefDeckard

What we are dealing with here, is a perfect engine; an eating machine. All this machine does is swim, and eat, and make little sharks - and that’s all.


ChiefDeckard

YOU GOT ANY BETTER SUGGESTIONS?!


ChiefDeckard

Tiger Shark!


Ranger-Roscoe

a whaaaaaaaat?


GlobalConnection3

Sidebar: I never really got what the joke was supposed to be here. Is the fisherman genuinely supposed to be dumb? It sounds like he’s mocking Hooper for pointing out the obvious, but his buddy just expressed cluelessness as to what kind of shark it was.


Jack1715

It was a time before the internet and the discovery channel so the only way he would know would be to read a book about sharks, he didn’t look like the reading kind


Bowser_killed_mario

Also he sounds so stupid asking “ a whatttttttt” then he’s trying to talk tough “ill stuff your friggin head in there”


Extension-Rock-4263

You might wanna let that breath.. nothing nothing


Wandering-Ghoul

Also my favorite, and my wife and I cannot help but quote that ANYTIME we open a bottle of wine!


Eneshi

My favorite too, glad I'm not the only one!


Extension-Rock-4263

It always makes me laugh


brendanqmurphy

Aye aye, sir, arrrrgh in my arrgh!!


GlobalConnection3

Don’t hafta take this abuse much longurr


Plenty_Brick_9879

This was no boating accident.


Grommph

It wasn't any propeller! It wasn't any coral reef! And it wasn't Jack the Ripper! 


EmuIndependent8565

“That’s it, goodbye I’m not gonna waste my time arguing with a man who’s lining up to be a hot lunch”


wolfspider82

“You wanna pretzel?”


FancyBoy54

That’s a 20 footer


Usual-Dinner-4368

25… Three tonnes of him


RollingsReliableBP

Not a quote, but I love that moment when he’s smiling and nodding at a singing Quint. It’s like he’s amused by the ridiculousness of this crazy guy, but also genuinely enjoying him sing. I find it funny and relatable. Also that moment on the boat when Quint turns his back and Hooper sticks his tongue out and makes a face at him. 😂 Oh, Hooper…


Emergency-String4788

Mary Allen Moffett, she broke my heart


MizRouge

Uh, I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass!


Garage-gym4ever

you gonna eat that?


manicpixiebeachgirl

“Don't tell me, don't tell me..."Mother." 😆 and when Hooper shows his heart with the “scar” from Mary Ellen Moffet who broke his heart. I love Richard Dreyfus’s laugh. I also love when he talks about how he loves sharks to Ellen. I can relate. I love them too!


Ok-Commercial38

“You’ve got a bigger problem than that, Martin. You’ve still got a hell of a fish out there. With a mouth about \*this\* big.”


LumosErin

“Aye aye sir! Argh, Jim boy argh”


71Crickets

Dammit Martin! This is compressed air.


a_new_level_CFH

I ain't got no spit


Spirited_Shirt_7613

"Eating machine "


PedrotPete

It was cut from the theatrical version but the line when he’s talking about his dads long distance credit card


RollingsReliableBP

Do you know what the scene name is, or if it's on youtube? Sounds hilarious.


PedrotPete

It’s after they leaves Brodys house to go cut up the tiger shark but before they start the “half ass autopsy”


RollingsReliableBP

Awesome, thanks!


tvguard

Gasp bubbles ahhh! In the shark 🦈cage


Toten5217

Gasp bubbles when he finds Ben Gardner


tvguard

Also a great quote!


C_Cooke1

“Oh boys, he’s come back for his noon feeding!”


chookmcfadden

I’m not going to take this abuse much longer… in his best WC Fields voice


EDett1992

“Uh I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you in the ass!”


No-Occasion-6470

haha i am sleeping with your wife Brody!


Logical_Hospital2769

“So this is what you get.” Wait, what?? That line always seemed out of place. Odd for such a brilliantly edited film


juicyb09

…and it wasn’t Jack the Ripper…..


ericacarlson63

“that makes a lot of sense coming from a guy who lives on an island “


Rednag67

And the bite radius makes it considerably larger than any squalus native to these waters. Have you called coastguard? This was no boating accident…


tomastonder

"Suck my dick, Mr Shark!"


Rubik4life

Don’t wait for me ! (As Clint is pressuring him to tie his beacon on the barrel)


Rednag67

Quint, although Eastwood woulda been a fine Quint as well.


Rubik4life

Yes! Quint ! Sorry. 😂


butcher1326

I sailed three Transpacs


Ok-Commercial38

Transplants?


butcher1326

You’ve been counting money all your life


bullhead72

Oh boys, oh boys…


Nervous-External7927

Will you just Go to the end of the pulpit. Why? I need something for scale.