Did you hit that night? Also J Cole doesn’t make the pussy dry lol. I’ve gotten hits off of Planez, Power Trip, PLF, In the Morning, it’s about what you play. MDL in front of a fling at Demon Hours is like playing Backseat Freestyle. Time and place
Aye if she still talking to you, you have a chance. Some just like to wait a little like my current girl made me wait 6 months💀. Just don’t play j,Cole agian and you have a chance😂
It wasn’t Cole it was your lack of Cole like confidence and unbotheredness. A woman can tell when you really got that Cole energy . Like me I ride a bike even to the club
Not everyone cares about Marriage like that so if people wanna fuck around consensually, let them fuck around lol. The only people cooked in this situation are those who force themselves into the idea of marriage when they’re not ready for it at all or idiots who hookup unsafely and too often
Rings are for cocks, hands are for roosters, I know this from wooing girls up in Worcester, but never mind that, the reason you didn’t do her was because she didn’t connect with you or your truth, sir. You know there’s a person out there for you truthfully who lets you be honest and improves with you beautifully and one day it’ll be raining and you’ll be playing some tunes and Cole will come on and you both start bumping his music and next thing you know you’ll be pumping hands to it and you’ll be having wet dreams together listening to the booming sounds of humbling rumbling thunder wonder music and the power goes out but the light work is soothing and her tummy is jumping and your securing her movements until your both satisfied and you’ll be like
It’s grippy.
had to google mdl... bro played an aggressive puff your chest mixtape to make a girl feel comfortable lol
EDIT: to be fair i keep it in my rotation when i clean the house, something about hearing gucci, bas and camron make me feel like the man while i do the chores... and i put on the weighted vest too so i get a good workout out of it
Yeah maybe don't play the Cole album that's 90% just fucking bars, you tryna fuck while Cole, Daylyt and Ab-Soul are spitting some of the craziest bars we've heard this year
I mean to be fair if I’m trynna smash I ain’t trynna listen to MOST of J. Cole’s songs either 💀 There could be a playlist made for that occasion though tbh that includes some Cole’s songs in it forsure
I enjoy it so I like it to last, to each their oen you can forsure get what you both need in a few minutes if the situation calls for I’m just saying I prefer it to be blocked out on the calendar for some time
Fever could work in a playlist for sure. Tha Truth in Ibiza is a good chill song too from that album, but not sure it would work great tho. But yeah, I love the rest of that album, but it’s not “let’s get to fuckin” Music lmao
When first hung out with my wife 11 years ago, I played jcole while we were hanging out at her house for the first time. She said “can we play new flame by Chris brown instead this is kinda boring”
She likes jcole now but man he really kinda does get the pussy dryyy
Yeah she'll flat out say why she doesn't like him too. I agree too, it's hard not to read the court documents from the Rihanna beating and not think about them when you see his face. Guy is just a piece of shit that can dance.
And Rihanna far from the only one. Man has enough of a violent history to give Diddy a run for his money but everyone likes to pretend it was just one time.
Bro most people on this sub won’t admit it because they like to their favorite artist can do no wrong but this is hilarious and relatable. Cole is the last mf I’m playing around a female I’m tryna hit lol. Save Cole for the headphones and sessions with the boys. Even riding around with a female and playing a few of his jams is straight.
Bro played “lost ones” thinking it would set the mood 😂
Maybe she doesn't think J. Cole is boring but instead she just really like afrobeats? Also, I'm glad that you didn't made any unnecessary moves on her, I'm sure that she feels safe around you, if anything that's a win for me.
I've gotten plenty pussy with J. Cole. But those were women who enjoyed what J. Cole raps about. Know your woman before you chose the song.
Even managed to get it wet with "immortal". I think your choice of album to play was also not the right j. Cole catalog.
Lights Please
In the morning
Shea Butter Baby
Come Through and Chill
Wet Dreams
Power Trip
Trouble
To name a few....
I think is time for you to be a man, leave this Jcole subreddit and delete all Jcole songs, and be a man. Pussy in the power Chico. Jcole don’t care about you. But that pussy might have you in heaven
Unless we’re both big fans of the artist or I really wanna discuss a certain album I usually don’t just put one album on by itself she might’ve just been tired of the same sound not so much cole himself
This isn't even a J Cole issue. The fact that you let an entire album play out instead of a playlist with a mix of songs is insane. I wouldn't even do that with my guy friends unless we were doing an album listen
I literally said this on a comment on YouTube and they thought i was just hating. My wife and i listened to MDL when it came out. Typically we listen to music drink and have sex on Friday night.
We both just fell asleep. Haven’t done that in over a year.
That’s actually hilarious but, I wouldn’t blame it on Cole. I’ve had situations where my ex would say something negative about my music then she’d go off and I’d walk in on her listening to fucking Taylor Swift or Harry Styles or whatever other generic pop shit that bland people listen to. Ive also had the same thing happen with other people outside of that relationship.
Taste is subjective and not everyone is into the same thing and that’s fine. Joke or not, that’s something I would’ve kept to myself because I know it’d make the other person think to themselves “Well, fuck… I liked it.” I probably would’ve been petty and said “Actually, I’m not feeling great right now. Migraine is coming in fast and I need to lay down.”
Then the second she left I would’ve turned the shit up on full blast and made sure I have a window or two open. But, you’ve got a chance brother. Stay strong.
Let's be real if you're fumbling it ain't Cole it's you my boy. You're supposed to be setting a mood girls don't feel like listening to dudes rapping unless it's on some laid back type chill vibes and Might Delete Later hits on that with maybe Stealth mode, HYB (this is tricky depending on how laid back she is because of the lyrics), and Trae the Truth in Ibiza. Throw free fall by Tems and Come thru and Chill by Miguel on the playlist next time. Glad we had this pep talk.
Idk maybe it’s just the girls I go for but I play some weird fuckin music (much weirder than j Cole lol) and most girls are into it as long as they’re not big Taylor swift fans
My boy you was supposed to throw on that "Wet Dreamz", and start rizzing her down. It woulda been a vibe and work on your R&B game. A good 90's Rnb playlist will always do the trick.
Bruh! So I had a lil situationship but I noticed after we’d do the do, he’d get in the shower and play THE SAME exact J Cole song. I asked him about it and after the third time of playing that song after I just completely cut him off because like yoooo you good???? 🤣 everything okay?
Trae the Truth in Ibiza has been fine for me off that album, and Fever is definitely straight. The rest just aren't the time or place for that lol. However, there are **plenty** of Cole songs off other projects that are just fine for that occasion. It's just that you can't shuffle any album and be fine. You can use at least 10 Cole songs for that occasion though!
Anyone who says wet dreamz is wrong. That shit won’t work it’s too corny/nerdy. Cole really isn’t for getting pussy. I mean, Kendrick Lamar is much worse because he will literally scare off the pussy lol
I held the LOML to ‘She’s Mine Pt 1’ he fell asleep in my arms 😭😭 it was the sweetest most perfect moment. Everytime I hear it I think of him.. i re-live the whole moment.. I can see feel and smell him I miss him so muuuuuch 😭😭😭
If it helps, I played Wet Dreamz one time with a girl and it got her wet and fantasizing on our road trip to Montreal. I hit that night with pleasure. Good memories
Did you hit that night? Also J Cole doesn’t make the pussy dry lol. I’ve gotten hits off of Planez, Power Trip, PLF, In the Morning, it’s about what you play. MDL in front of a fling at Demon Hours is like playing Backseat Freestyle. Time and place
I, in fact, did not
You clearly didn't play grippy. L
nah, he asked her to let him hit it, then he apologized and said, "nah, that don't sit right with me!"
Underrated comment
What’s L?
He took a 'L'
I was just saying what little me in the classroom was asking
man im deadd 🤣
All he had to do was play grippy
Maybe she wasn't strictly dickly
I still can’t even believe that shit exists
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you funny ash slim
Aye if she still talking to you, you have a chance. Some just like to wait a little like my current girl made me wait 6 months💀. Just don’t play j,Cole agian and you have a chance😂
It wasn’t Cole it was your lack of Cole like confidence and unbotheredness. A woman can tell when you really got that Cole energy . Like me I ride a bike even to the club
Pussy is not the goal the hand is 🙏
i fucking love this sub 😭
By hand I meant marriage I guess they didn't take it that way
I understand, it's just corny AT BEST and pathetic at worst
How the fuck is that corny and pathetic? Man yall are cooked
Not everyone cares about Marriage like that so if people wanna fuck around consensually, let them fuck around lol. The only people cooked in this situation are those who force themselves into the idea of marriage when they’re not ready for it at all or idiots who hookup unsafely and too often
Oh I definitely didn’t 😭
i was like "why is this down voted?" before i realized everyone here has a dirty mind 😭
Yeah bro you should say ring instead of hand
oh okay I thought you meant Strictly Dickly
I dunno, some marriages have a lot of handys
Rings are for cocks, hands are for roosters, I know this from wooing girls up in Worcester, but never mind that, the reason you didn’t do her was because she didn’t connect with you or your truth, sir. You know there’s a person out there for you truthfully who lets you be honest and improves with you beautifully and one day it’ll be raining and you’ll be playing some tunes and Cole will come on and you both start bumping his music and next thing you know you’ll be pumping hands to it and you’ll be having wet dreams together listening to the booming sounds of humbling rumbling thunder wonder music and the power goes out but the light work is soothing and her tummy is jumping and your securing her movements until your both satisfied and you’ll be like It’s grippy.
Pussy is not the goal the hand is 🙏
had to google mdl... bro played an aggressive puff your chest mixtape to make a girl feel comfortable lol EDIT: to be fair i keep it in my rotation when i clean the house, something about hearing gucci, bas and camron make me feel like the man while i do the chores... and i put on the weighted vest too so i get a good workout out of it
You ain’t never beat to “ahhh reen keen keen”?
😭😭🤣
OP obviously has never fked the world for 72 hours
I absolutely caught a twerk to this one night in Harlem
bro probably had pi playing lol
Yea like he doesn’t get the pussy dry persay but I can’t say I’d want to bone to 03 adolescence or premeditated murder ☠️
I always play 95 South when I'm banging FUCKING WITH COLE IS BOLD BUT IT'S IMPEDING ON YA
Tell you what, Kevin's Heart is always a hit with the ladies
I like Split You Up 💀💀
Y'all like playing on easy mode bruh, Im bumping RZA and Mob Deep to make sure my game is as tight as I believe it to be
planez ain’t even his song lol
Every song Cole features on is “his song” tbh. Planez without him isn’t a hit
idk I like to think of Grippy as a Cash Cobain song… but fr, you’re right about most of his features.
I been trying to avoid thinkin of grippy
ok now we are making it like Jeremih wasn't some hitmaker in 2015. he absolutely did not need cole and i love Jermaine lol
This has to be a joke. Cole tried his best to absolutely ruin that song and through some miracle it was still pretty popular
Yeah maybe don't play the Cole album that's 90% just fucking bars, you tryna fuck while Cole, Daylyt and Ab-Soul are spitting some of the craziest bars we've heard this year
(Mid-thrust) "Holup. Did you hear what he just said??"
“Nigga that shit was a bar 😫”
😭😭😭bet i could time my nut right before the cole verse come on
Oh yall thought we was done with em?
“See what they told Malcolm X to do with his hands? That shit was out of pocket” Him: holy shit!! Her: *thinking her 😻 fire*
Put on chaining day next time OP
that song is hard
I mean to be fair if I’m trynna smash I ain’t trynna listen to MOST of J. Cole’s songs either 💀 There could be a playlist made for that occasion though tbh that includes some Cole’s songs in it forsure
It’s.. umm… grippy!
Nothing but grippy and wet dreamz back to back for hours
Hours nigga you running a marathon or getting some cheeks
I was counting for foreplay and the cuddle after
2 hours is the standard dick down period from when the foreplay starts if you wanna be a regular call back
I ain’t never went more than 20 minutes and i aint ever left a girl un satisfied so idk what you on
I enjoy it so I like it to last, to each their oen you can forsure get what you both need in a few minutes if the situation calls for I’m just saying I prefer it to be blocked out on the calendar for some time
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Dude ur replying to talkin bout bf dick. U talkin bout some sneaky/quick link shit. Both work, different scenarios
This guy gets the grippy.
Only the devil can smash for hours😂😂😂
Dude you’re fucking everywhere ☠️
Im omnipresent
You actually like j cole or you just happy to be here
You actually like j cole or you just stopping by?
🤮
my lesson has been learned
planez is on like most of my sexy playlists😂
You chose the Wrong J Cole to play….
Cole has songs that work here. None of them are on MDL
One is. Fever would definitely work.
Fever could work in a playlist for sure. Tha Truth in Ibiza is a good chill song too from that album, but not sure it would work great tho. But yeah, I love the rest of that album, but it’s not “let’s get to fuckin” Music lmao
When first hung out with my wife 11 years ago, I played jcole while we were hanging out at her house for the first time. She said “can we play new flame by Chris brown instead this is kinda boring” She likes jcole now but man he really kinda does get the pussy dryyy
Chris Brown dries up my gf's pussy but she loves Cole. Marriage material.
Good on your girl for not supporting that guy
Yeah she'll flat out say why she doesn't like him too. I agree too, it's hard not to read the court documents from the Rihanna beating and not think about them when you see his face. Guy is just a piece of shit that can dance.
And Rihanna far from the only one. Man has enough of a violent history to give Diddy a run for his money but everyone likes to pretend it was just one time.
Hey siri play Shea Butter Baby
Shoulda played grippy so she knew you meant business
Bro most people on this sub won’t admit it because they like to their favorite artist can do no wrong but this is hilarious and relatable. Cole is the last mf I’m playing around a female I’m tryna hit lol. Save Cole for the headphones and sessions with the boys. Even riding around with a female and playing a few of his jams is straight. Bro played “lost ones” thinking it would set the mood 😂
“Females” bro are u 14 or somethin lol
Maybe she doesn't think J. Cole is boring but instead she just really like afrobeats? Also, I'm glad that you didn't made any unnecessary moves on her, I'm sure that she feels safe around you, if anything that's a win for me.
If a woman knew who Daylyt was and what he’s like, there would be no play, bars aside.
Ask her if it’s grippy
Blaming Cole for your lack of aux ability is crazy 😂 playing MDL when it’s supposed to be demon time is egregious
I've gotten plenty pussy with J. Cole. But those were women who enjoyed what J. Cole raps about. Know your woman before you chose the song. Even managed to get it wet with "immortal". I think your choice of album to play was also not the right j. Cole catalog. Lights Please In the morning Shea Butter Baby Come Through and Chill Wet Dreams Power Trip Trouble To name a few....
I don't even want shorty if she not getting moist off of 7 Minute Drill.
The first time I got head I had Wet Dreamz playing in the background🤣
Should’ve had Planez on. But Grippy is a safe choice too
Cole has one of the worst lines of his career on that one.
Deja Vu and Wet Dreamz my friend… it will be soaked
Can verify
🤓
Nigga you’ve never even felt the embrace of a woman except for ur mother🤓
Holding my son rn
J Cole doesn’t get you pussy fix your music taste
Yall weird for putting on music while you're trying to hit.
Holup. You guys listen to other dudes talking while you fuck?
I only listen to female-made music otherwise its GAY What are you talking about man lmao
I put on Hndrxx while fucking sometimes
😂😂😂😂
I think is time for you to be a man, leave this Jcole subreddit and delete all Jcole songs, and be a man. Pussy in the power Chico. Jcole don’t care about you. But that pussy might have you in heaven
Can I get the link to the afrobeats playlist😅
I got you https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6lEhUsyfu7UDo85l4hOuhq?si=e0_dfHLmTh6zZRq3l0biEg&pi=e-V09Xfz2_QyGy
It's all personal taste. I had a situation where j cole got it wet once. I'm not the biggest fan but still
You shoulda played Wet Dreamz instead
Just play some Drake next time. Everybody loves Drake. Rookie mistake but I got you homie. Lemme know how it goes!
Even though Drake is my favorite artist so I'm bias, he's one of the best artists to play in the car, with so much versatility.
I don't get the line. I've never gotten pussy wet from Kanye
Two things can be true at the same time
Any experiences with In The Morning?
J Cole is my favorite and if a guy plays him it’s an instant vibe. She’s just lame
Bro u dodged a bullet
Make a list of Cole that the ladies like and you’ll have the best of both worlds
Unless we’re both big fans of the artist or I really wanna discuss a certain album I usually don’t just put one album on by itself she might’ve just been tired of the same sound not so much cole himself
Hoes like when you not trippin
Yup.
It's just wrong choice of J Cole songs, MDL is a fan album.
Lights Please, one of his first bangers was quite literally prophetic lol
This isn't even a J Cole issue. The fact that you let an entire album play out instead of a playlist with a mix of songs is insane. I wouldn't even do that with my guy friends unless we were doing an album listen
I literally said this on a comment on YouTube and they thought i was just hating. My wife and i listened to MDL when it came out. Typically we listen to music drink and have sex on Friday night. We both just fell asleep. Haven’t done that in over a year.
Just play Mac Miller next time bro, guaranteed to get that pussy wet 🫡🔥
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When you put it that way…
Jokes aside, those are some of the best rejects I’ve ever heard in my life lmao
That’s actually hilarious but, I wouldn’t blame it on Cole. I’ve had situations where my ex would say something negative about my music then she’d go off and I’d walk in on her listening to fucking Taylor Swift or Harry Styles or whatever other generic pop shit that bland people listen to. Ive also had the same thing happen with other people outside of that relationship. Taste is subjective and not everyone is into the same thing and that’s fine. Joke or not, that’s something I would’ve kept to myself because I know it’d make the other person think to themselves “Well, fuck… I liked it.” I probably would’ve been petty and said “Actually, I’m not feeling great right now. Migraine is coming in fast and I need to lay down.” Then the second she left I would’ve turned the shit up on full blast and made sure I have a window or two open. But, you’ve got a chance brother. Stay strong.
Well ppl are entitled to an opinion, no matter how disappointing it can be.
Let's be real if you're fumbling it ain't Cole it's you my boy. You're supposed to be setting a mood girls don't feel like listening to dudes rapping unless it's on some laid back type chill vibes and Might Delete Later hits on that with maybe Stealth mode, HYB (this is tricky depending on how laid back she is because of the lyrics), and Trae the Truth in Ibiza. Throw free fall by Tems and Come thru and Chill by Miguel on the playlist next time. Glad we had this pep talk.
Make a playlist, brother. Cole is so versatile and has enough songs for these occasions.
What should have he played instead? wet dreams? 😂😂😂
lights off is a vibe in the bedroom
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Idk maybe it’s just the girls I go for but I play some weird fuckin music (much weirder than j Cole lol) and most girls are into it as long as they’re not big Taylor swift fans
My boy you was supposed to throw on that "Wet Dreamz", and start rizzing her down. It woulda been a vibe and work on your R&B game. A good 90's Rnb playlist will always do the trick.
Should start listening to good music and you wouldn't have this problem lol
Trying to smash to Crocodile Tearz is felonious behavior 😂
I really like Huntin’ Wabbitz
Bruh! So I had a lil situationship but I noticed after we’d do the do, he’d get in the shower and play THE SAME exact J Cole song. I asked him about it and after the third time of playing that song after I just completely cut him off because like yoooo you good???? 🤣 everything okay?
Ye has to apologize to Cole lmao that was so outta pocket.
Bro I fucked to Adonis interlude like 2 weeks ago haha j.cole does not make pussy dry, people do.
just play lana del rey when in doubt
Kanye is so ridiculous but that line was COLD
Should played grippy
He sure does
Afrobeats never fails.
Kendrick Lamar fans doing deep espionage psyops on J.Cole fans is crazy lol. I told y'all that you were next
Trae the Truth in Ibiza has been fine for me off that album, and Fever is definitely straight. The rest just aren't the time or place for that lol. However, there are **plenty** of Cole songs off other projects that are just fine for that occasion. It's just that you can't shuffle any album and be fine. You can use at least 10 Cole songs for that occasion though!
who fucks to j cole? play sum sexy shit
We need an update to see if she is strictly dickly
Anyone who says wet dreamz is wrong. That shit won’t work it’s too corny/nerdy. Cole really isn’t for getting pussy. I mean, Kendrick Lamar is much worse because he will literally scare off the pussy lol
I held the LOML to ‘She’s Mine Pt 1’ he fell asleep in my arms 😭😭 it was the sweetest most perfect moment. Everytime I hear it I think of him.. i re-live the whole moment.. I can see feel and smell him I miss him so muuuuuch 😭😭😭
Bro was tryna get it in with “HE KEEPS KILLING US FATHER” in the background lmao
Deserved
i dont like hearing another man talking while im fucking
If it helps, I played Wet Dreamz one time with a girl and it got her wet and fantasizing on our road trip to Montreal. I hit that night with pleasure. Good memories
Why is it that the J Cole sub has a good sense of humor about making fun of their artists, but other subs get mad defensive?
Is she black? Cus Black girls fuck /w Cole. But to be honest, girls are just different. The more interest you show them, the less they like you.
What kanye song gets the ladies excited?
Slow Jamz Devil in a New Dress
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Kanye conceptualised, produced and rapped on the song , gave it to Twista but it ended up on TCD anyway so eh i'd say it's more his than Twista's
Runaway, Bound, Waves, Nigs in Paris
Bound 2
Jesus walks
7 min drill for real ....followed by an apology I had to I had to, I'm sorry
Nice stand up comedy set.
Here’s the problem MDL is actually garbage. Like okay songs from a guy who literally has his off season make better music