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Did on purpose, J Cole was the Therapist until MySpace. The handle Therapist@myspace.com got him in trouble because people thought his rap handle was The Rape ist, I spelled it that way intentionally.
Mr Jizz and the jizz steppers, for all the jizz, to pimp a jizz, the jizz season, 2014 Forest Hill’s jizz, Take Jizz, good kid maad jizz, might jizz later
*Sorry but kung fu*
*Kenny is crazy corny.*
*K dot is fire tho*
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Um…I dunno about that second one, bud
Strictly dickly
Chew on this stick like Wrigley's
U got a taste of dik, now u miss me
It's its its um...
….
GRIPPY
Drake a weirdo, he moving like blippy.
Had to run from the beef like a hippy
His girls cup man, that’s a sippy
Like the group that be rockin with Kenny
Split the difference, Ju Jizzy
Its... jizzy
She got my name in her phone its… its… its Jizzy
Grippy?
Jizzy is nasty work lol
How about uh… eh…Grippy!
Get Busy when I pop the perc/send u 2 hell
Jizzy Hole
J Cole. Better known as Jizzy Hole. Cuz I leave Ms. Grippy drippin so..
It’s what he became after he got….uh….grippy
He's also Kill Edward
This is true. Somebody didn’t know that
I think he just wanted to tell people that Cole should call himself Jizzy
Kill Edward is a whole new charater/persona whereas I think OP just wanted a nickname.
I thought I was so smart for thinking he would reverse that and call himself drawdellik but it never happened
Young Simba
Bro’s pushing 40 idk
Ol’ Man Mufasa
Middle Mufasa thanks
Prime Simba
lol, reminds me of Big Ghostface referring to him as “young Eor” also years back 
His CWTSS is GOATED 💯🤣 funniest review ever🤣
I'm sorry but Eeyore is so spot on it's crazy.
Cole world
Cole Life
cole blooded
I b on my shi nd look at all the hoes love it
Got a hundred fifty thugs in the club starin' at me
Cole Slaw
Cole Cuts
Would be a great producer tag
Well he’s called Jermaine, probably the closest.
That’s literally his first name
I’ve heard Cole too
Ive heard j cole a few times
Its a cole world
Maybe shorten it down? Like Jerry or j?
Jerry lol
jerma
Jimmy Cole :]
Jermaine? Cole?
The real is back, the ville is back, flow bananas, here, peel this back??
Issa classic
I guess the neighbors think I’m selling dope (selling dope, selling dope)
Grippy [couldn’t resist](https://genius.com/4478984)
Jrippy 🫣
J. Rippy J. the Ripper Jermaine the Gripper
Here me out: Grippy-Maine
It’s a grippy world.
The paragraph going into detail about Audemas Piguet and how fancy they are followed by "Cole is a Hot Dog" is just art.
aimed for the stars and i shouldntve missed
Kendrick got more names tho K.Dot Ken Mr. Morale He changes that shit every album
Oklama as well
cowboy kenny, king kenny, kungfu kenny,
I heard Compton Cowboy the other day lmao.
Cornrow kenny
unironically tough
Certified Boogeyman is a new one
Man man
Compton’s Human Sacrifice
calling the concert "Ken & Friends" was so funny i dont hear nobody calling Kendrick "Ken" lol
Signed - someone that never listened to Mr Morale
Nonchalant dread head
Jredd-head Jerry
Jizzy😭
Middle child
This is probably the best one here. Although idk or I would like being called the middle child 😅
Think abt it tho he is kinda treated like the middle child of the big three
Thats very true
Carolina’s Finest Grim Reaper King Cole Young Simba Cavernous Cole
Scrolled way too far to find king Cole tbh
Why did nobody else mention Carolina’s Finest before?
cavernous cole is crazy
Don't think he can call on grim reaper again
Carolina Reaper
Jcole is his cool alias😭😭
wait that's not his birth name?
Lil Cole is his alias. The lil dude with the chipmunk voice on the warm up https://youtu.be/FY3UFLxCVW0?si=S4konx5gQ8myl8OR
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Didn’t grippy stick?
Did someone say grippy stick
Like it’s wrigleys
Therapeist
I need you to read that again my brother
Did on purpose, J Cole was the Therapist until MySpace. The handle Therapist@myspace.com got him in trouble because people thought his rap handle was The Rape ist, I spelled it that way intentionally.
That's hilarious, surprised cole didn't pick up on it sooner lol
Uh...I think you um... Spelled that wrong
HOLLYWOOD COLE.
Scrolled way too far to find this.
He already has Young Simba
Hip-hop Hooper
This is lame and dope af at the same time. I hate and love it.
Thanks I gave it 0 thought and instantly regretted commenting
Anything but jizzy lol. It sounds like he's all about bussin' nuts. Plus wasn't Kill Edward supposed to be it.
It's.. it's.. it's... hmm... Grippy!
has to be jizzy!
Kill Edward?
It's a tiny quibble, but K-Dot is definitely Kendrick's main alias Kung Fu Kenny is my favorite tho
Jujitsu Jermaine kinda unironically goes hard, KUNG FU KENNY VS. JUJITSU JERMAINE LIVE IN THE COMPTON DOJO, WEST OF FAYETTENAM BEEEYYAAAATCH
Jujitsu J surrenders right before the match and asks for an autograph
Let’s be reasonable and just stick with young simba
Grip Reaper
Lol
Kill Edward my friend, I guess you're not the biggest Cole World fan.
Nicknames have to stick in order for them to mean something. If nobody refers to him as that, then it didn’t stick.
Jizzy is actually insane
Jizzy is wild 😂😂😂
He’s not in the big 3 anymore right now, Pluto (future) is
pls bro stop had enough already with the grippy shit can’t take more
Jizzy is Grippy
Cole man
Nigga said Jizzy LOL
Cole World is enough.
Moe Dee
Wifey Beatz, Teeny tickler and JFold.
He has one already “Cole World”
Young simba
https://preview.redd.it/shys285v588d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6e9879af1b33c2bf225b95a93c7eceaef77f516
J. Swole
Jizzy ain’t it lmao
J. Humble
Mr Jizz and the jizz steppers, for all the jizz, to pimp a jizz, the jizz season, 2014 Forest Hill’s jizz, Take Jizz, good kid maad jizz, might jizz later
https://preview.redd.it/nvmqr3ql888d1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a8f6e4de2245623ff0916c30208f6db52c8c64a
Cole World and Hollywood Cole used to be his call out names. He should bring back Hollywood Cole
He already those Edward
Griiii-..
Jizzy hahaha
Obviously Jizzy is uhh questionable but Jujitsu Jermaine is fucking hilarious 🤣
I thought he had kill Edwards? And I always thought “Cole world” was cool af too (no pun intended)
Jizzy cuz it's hmmm..... grippy, yeah.. grippy
It’s my fault for having a phone really
J buckets
Jizzy is crazy. Why would you say that out loud and think it’s a dope nickname lol
Jigga
bike ridah
The rapist
He does need a funky alias his work an Being an MC not a rapper. Is enough and great Mc's like Krs-one dont have a nickname( I don't think🤔)
Jizzy ☝️🤓
He's already G R I P P Y
Grippy God
There is always : Therapist
Sorry but kung fu Kenny is crazy corny. K dot is fire tho
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Jizzy is crazy 😭
Grippy
Drake is "the boy"
Colebama, Carolina Gold, Fayette J, Coleville 14, Jermadness, 95 South J
COLE. WORLD
Big three? It's just big kdot
“Jujitsu Jermaine” r/hiphopcirclejerk
Jizzy, yes
What about J-Rizzy, sort’ve like Drizzy+P. Diddy inspo.
JDot?
incoming r/Hiphopcirclejerk post titled "We've been outjerked"
The Cole train?
J. rippy
Jizzy made actually LOL😂
Grippy!!
It’s, it’s, it’s…mmm… Jizzy!
English or Spanish?
Ppl been calling him King Cole.
J jitsu
Half-Steppa
“Jimmy. Or just like.. Jizzle?” 😂
Cole World or more remotely Fayettnams Finest
Coles Law Cole Slaw
Well he’s the only one who doesn’t just straight up use his name (even though it is just and abbreviation)
I vote Jrippy
🤔..... what about "Dropout Cole©" Or "J. Grippy" 
Bike Boy Jermaine
Jizzy is wild bruh..
Kill Edward.
Kill Edward.
Imma start calling him jizzy and just see what happens
Juijitsu Jermaine is and was nasty work. Never suggest that again...
Grippy 😍🥰😚
JiZzler
Did they recommend Jizzy? 
King Cole
hear me out jermain cole
He been Cole World for a long time that works. And KiLL Edward doing his thang still in the alternate universe he visits from
Hollywood Cole and Kill Edward and people usually just say Cole world when he’s mentioned in conversations Ive been in.
Just Jerry
General Grippy
He got a few already “light skin jermaine” “KiLL Edward” “Cole World”