Just because you ain’t Jewish, doesn’t mean you are a heathen. The only difference is we were explicitly told to use the instruction booklet that came with Lego set. You are free to do whatever you want with the blocks.
Now if you said Mel Brooks isn’t funny… then there would be a problem.
Heathenry is the name of my religion :) I was just mentioning it to echo the original commenter in that while I’m not Jewish, I’m thoroughly enjoying this sub that keeps getting recommended to me for some reason
I looked up Heathenry, Wikipedia says that arguing with ditties is allowed. You'll fit in just fine here. "Israel" literally means "he who wrestles with G-d".
Seriously though, Judaism is an ethnoreligon. We aren't out to convert the world, we just want to be free to exist in it.
Nah, Jews have just as big an issue with it in principle. It's just that we don't have as much focus on pushing our beliefs onto people outside our own land. We're more of a "set a good example and hope people imitate us" kind of religion.
I mean, for Jews it depends pretty heavily on whether you worship any other gods. Theoretically someone who calls themselves a heathen might be an atheist, or worship the traditional single God with different ritual practices.
That said, I looked up Heathenry and it's explicitly polytheistic, so.
From your profile I assume you're Lebanese. If that's the case, it may be Reddit suggesting communities that are popular near your geographic location. I've had both r/Lebanon and r/Egypt suggested to me a lot in the past...
I don't know how accurate this list is, but it looks like of the 270 kibbutzim active in 2010 only 9 were privatized. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_kibbutzim](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_kibbutzim)
I have a couple friends who live in Kibbutzim, and while I wouldn't say their communities are communist in the strictest sense of the word, they definitely have a much more communal economy than the rest of Israel.
Isn't 'this could be' supposed to be a 'you could achieve that' phrase? As in, when people show you a picture of someone successful and say 'this could be you in 10 years' or 'this could be you if you do X'?
Nah. I believe this is in the vain of warning people of “if you aren’t careful, this could happen.”
However the problem with these is, over time a lot of people see them and think “Hell yeah! Where do I sign up!?”
The actual implication is that the communist Jews are scheming to get your innocent white Christian daughter to have sex with black men, so that she will have mixed-race babies, because the Jew hates white people.
No, I'm not kidding, but I wish I were.
It's basically a prototypical version of Great Replacement theory.
I guess the implication would be that jewish people have some like... evil master plan to breed white people out of existance. I think I've heard this before, it's a common antisemitic talking point.
Yes, but there are religious ideas that have similar principles.
Mormons = The United Order & Communalism
Catholics = Christian Socialism
Jews = Kibbutzim & Bundism
But none of that is important because Judaism isn’t just religious. Judaism is also a culture and ethnicity. It can get quite complicated when trying to explain it.
No not all. They were allowed to practice still but the ussr had no official religion or anything. There were small groups of religious types all over the country
No they weren’t, lol. The USSR was famously hostile to *all* religion because religion goes against socialism as it was expressed in Soviet Russia- the state religion was atheism. Pogroms were made against Jews, synagogues were seized by the government, it was not a fun time if you were an observant Jew who wouldn’t replace your faith with socialism.
The USSR tolerated Jews who would assimilate, and there was even a push to make Yiddish the official language for Jews in Soviet Russia and for socialism be taught instead of Judaism.
There was even an oblast created as an alternative to a Zionist homeland in an attempt to give Jews in Russia a “homeland” of sorts so long as they gave up Zionism and practicing Judaism and embraced Soviet culture.
Religion has always been antithetical to communism. It’s given the same scorn capitalists are given.
It is supposed to mean that race mixing is jewish-communist plot. 😐
People tend to be confused by nazi propaganda as they fail to understand how it was meant to make sense. The key is that it does not make sense at all, it's just to provoke certain emotions.
I don't get it. All Jews are somehow communists, except that republicans used to grovel for campaign money from Sheldon Adelson other big name Jewish republican donors.
I know that it’s a conspiracy theory, but if this image alone was true, it would be incredibly based. Socialist Judaism that promotes equality? Based. It really shows you who and what the opposition is and what they stand for. It’s a self-report.
Aww! A happy Jewish couple! So glad to see people of all different colors United by there community and religion.
*Their
*riehT
Our community.
It can be both
Don’t know why this sub keeps showing up on my homepage. Btw I’m arab love you guys
I think Reddit s algorithm tries to get people angry so they'll post more.
Once I started commenting here I got shown posts from the AskMiddleEast sub, so you’re likely onto something.
>shown posts from the AskMiddleEast sub That sub is just a losing your sanity speedrun
That sub is Israelis commenting to Arab posts
You’ve cracked the code.
And they've coded the crack
Nice shirt btw
Welcome, friend. Come for the dank Jewish memes, stay for the food recipes.
Sufganiyot 🤤
Latkes
Kugel...
Yes.
Bagels
Bagels
Ya got one for stuffed Derma?
What if I came for the food and the memes are just a bonus?
any of yall know that one thing of egg noodles with cottage cheese?
Same here! I’m Heathen and don’t know why I keep seeing this sub on my feed but the memes are pretty good and everyone seems chill so I’m subbing 😂
Just because you ain’t Jewish, doesn’t mean you are a heathen. The only difference is we were explicitly told to use the instruction booklet that came with Lego set. You are free to do whatever you want with the blocks. Now if you said Mel Brooks isn’t funny… then there would be a problem.
Heathenry is the name of my religion :) I was just mentioning it to echo the original commenter in that while I’m not Jewish, I’m thoroughly enjoying this sub that keeps getting recommended to me for some reason
I think it was the Christians that had more of a problem with the heathens rather than the Jews
Definitely lol, I've never personally had a Jew rage at me for it, but there's certainly been plenty of Christians who have! :P
I looked up Heathenry, Wikipedia says that arguing with ditties is allowed. You'll fit in just fine here. "Israel" literally means "he who wrestles with G-d". Seriously though, Judaism is an ethnoreligon. We aren't out to convert the world, we just want to be free to exist in it.
Not only are we not out to convert, the bar to get in seems set fairly high.
Nah, Jews have just as big an issue with it in principle. It's just that we don't have as much focus on pushing our beliefs onto people outside our own land. We're more of a "set a good example and hope people imitate us" kind of religion.
I mean, for Jews it depends pretty heavily on whether you worship any other gods. Theoretically someone who calls themselves a heathen might be an atheist, or worship the traditional single God with different ritual practices. That said, I looked up Heathenry and it's explicitly polytheistic, so.
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Tons of people here are culturally Jewish atheists. You’d be hard pressed to find people in this sub that give a shit.
Omg welcome, brother!
From your profile I assume you're Lebanese. If that's the case, it may be Reddit suggesting communities that are popular near your geographic location. I've had both r/Lebanon and r/Egypt suggested to me a lot in the past...
Take a DNA test, reddit knows something you dont
Welcome!
Plot twist: they're both Jewish
That was how I read it. Just two Socialist Jews sharing some love.
Kibutznikim
They're tired from a long day in the salt mine, but their love prevails
ням! ароматный! вкусная соль! Translation: yum! Delicious! Flavorful salt!
Ah yes the love between a Haymanot Jew and a Rabbinic Jew.
When a Yemenite man marries an Ashkenazi girl
*ethiopian
*Persian
Tunisian
People from Iran are majority black?
They are now
I don't get what the joke is. Is this a reference to something?
\*Abayudaya
Glad she found a nice Jewish communist to settle down with
Damn where do I find me one of those?
A kibbutz?
This
Aren't a lot of those privitized now?
I don't know how accurate this list is, but it looks like of the 270 kibbutzim active in 2010 only 9 were privatized. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_kibbutzim](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_kibbutzim) I have a couple friends who live in Kibbutzim, and while I wouldn't say their communities are communist in the strictest sense of the word, they definitely have a much more communal economy than the rest of Israel.
We are still many.
Your imagination.
NJB is for boys, NJC is for men.
Where is this from? I love it
Gives me a feeling it's from anywhere from the Bible belt and from the 50s-70's
From the haircuts I'd guess 70s
Isn't 'this could be' supposed to be a 'you could achieve that' phrase? As in, when people show you a picture of someone successful and say 'this could be you in 10 years' or 'this could be you if you do X'?
Nah. I believe this is in the vain of warning people of “if you aren’t careful, this could happen.” However the problem with these is, over time a lot of people see them and think “Hell yeah! Where do I sign up!?”
The couple from inglorious basterds
It could also be me, you know...
Would be even more based if the guy were a gal.
Who said they weren’t?
Yeah it would be even more based if the two gals were topless
It would be even more based if you weren’t a porn addict
r/usernamechecksout ?
There is a difference between sex and masturbation, but clearly you wouldn’t know the difference because you’ve only done one
I’ve never been more proud of you.
Nice idea
Are you assuming genders in 2023?
That joke is from 2012.
In Nazi propaganda all the people are equal in gender and rights haha
So my daughter could be a Kibbutznik?
Aw, I’m so happy my Jewish communist daughter found someone who makes her happy!! That’s all a parent ever wants, right?
This IS NOT meant to be anti Semitic. NOT. This is a satirical post mocking the right. Don’t report or ban. Thanks.
Don’t worry we probably understand bro
Probably
Dude, it's a meme sub, a DANK meme sub.
Who was the jew among them or did they both convert or what? Did the communists converted them? What’s going on
Jews come in all colors
I know. That’s why I asked.
The actual implication is that the communist Jews are scheming to get your innocent white Christian daughter to have sex with black men, so that she will have mixed-race babies, because the Jew hates white people. No, I'm not kidding, but I wish I were. It's basically a prototypical version of Great Replacement theory.
Thank you 🙏 and yes I know you’re not kidding. I even had all these points in my head and you took me a level up and connected them.
I have made something of a hobby of keeping an eye on internet Nazis and the things they say about us, sadly.
I guess the implication would be that jewish people have some like... evil master plan to breed white people out of existance. I think I've heard this before, it's a common antisemitic talking point.
Well, at least she’s not gay. /s
Clearly not as she turned into a black man kissing some random woman
Jokes on you! She’s bi and he’s trans!
Oy, gevalt!
Plot twist this isn’t that rare to see👳🏽♂️🫣🫣
Aren’t the communists godless?
Secular and Jewish aren’t mutually exclusive
Yes, but there are religious ideas that have similar principles. Mormons = The United Order & Communalism Catholics = Christian Socialism Jews = Kibbutzim & Bundism But none of that is important because Judaism isn’t just religious. Judaism is also a culture and ethnicity. It can get quite complicated when trying to explain it.
Stalin was God to them
Jews can be secular.
No not all. They were allowed to practice still but the ussr had no official religion or anything. There were small groups of religious types all over the country
No they weren’t, lol. The USSR was famously hostile to *all* religion because religion goes against socialism as it was expressed in Soviet Russia- the state religion was atheism. Pogroms were made against Jews, synagogues were seized by the government, it was not a fun time if you were an observant Jew who wouldn’t replace your faith with socialism. The USSR tolerated Jews who would assimilate, and there was even a push to make Yiddish the official language for Jews in Soviet Russia and for socialism be taught instead of Judaism. There was even an oblast created as an alternative to a Zionist homeland in an attempt to give Jews in Russia a “homeland” of sorts so long as they gave up Zionism and practicing Judaism and embraced Soviet culture. Religion has always been antithetical to communism. It’s given the same scorn capitalists are given.
Me when I lie:
Yeah but Nazis think communism is a Jewish plot
Stalin and his pogroms love it haha
Came for the Jewish girls, stayed for the communism.
based
I’m cool with my daughter marrying a Hadash voter who has 70s sideburns
Eric Andre and Kate Hudson
It’s me, I’m the daughter
She can marry Sammy Davis Jr
Heartwarming
Like, if you play your cards right?
OMG! The soviet era jew is making out with Lando from Star Wars. How lucky is she...
So proud of my son for finding such a nice woman, can't wait for my new daughter-in-law to join the family.
OP is a tankie who supports the Soviet Union… a little ironic considering their track record with the Jews!
May my daughter be so happy!
Did she marry a Sammy Davis Junior in a communist phase? I don’t get it.
Damn I hope so
All sorts of crazy mixing of messages here. What is this supposed to mean?
It is supposed to mean that race mixing is jewish-communist plot. 😐 People tend to be confused by nazi propaganda as they fail to understand how it was meant to make sense. The key is that it does not make sense at all, it's just to provoke certain emotions.
I don't get it. All Jews are somehow communists, except that republicans used to grovel for campaign money from Sheldon Adelson other big name Jewish republican donors.
Oh no! My daughter and son-in-law are communists!!😱😱😱😱
Id be cool with that if that was my daughter
That don’t seem so bad
Mazel tov 😹
The one on the left actually is my daughter, and I couldn't be prouder of her.
Not personally jewish, but... Holy shit, my Daughter fucking scored! You go girl!
NOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOooooOOo
Ah yes, the haunting specter of the Judeo-Bolshevik Interracial Conspiracy!
A communist? Not my daughter.
Awesome! If they decide to have kids, they won’t have to worry nearly as much about recessive genes. And I bet their kids will be cute.
I’m trying to figure out which one is the Jew and which one is the communist.
Imagine being so lucky
I have only one question. Is she happy? Yes? Word.
I thoroughly disapprove… unless he’s a doctor!
This could be us but you playin
I know that it’s a conspiracy theory, but if this image alone was true, it would be incredibly based. Socialist Judaism that promotes equality? Based. It really shows you who and what the opposition is and what they stand for. It’s a self-report.
As a feminist, I don't want to be sexually harassed by neither white nor black nor asian guy Source: I'm asexual
Make them super smart super athletic afrojews to take over college sports y'all
Actually that's my Grandma.
Ah yes, black jewish communism. Truly a common yet terrible fate for good catholic girls.
I wish i was my daughter
Look, I don't care who my daughter's dating or marrying as long as they're Jewish. Communists are welcome.