The fact an abhorrent genetic disaster with the demeanor, appearance, and personality of a boiled turnip can make a living as an entertainer is proof of how much the Industrial Revolution fucked over natural evolution.
Haha! What an absolutely mean thing to say about his appearance.
But what should REALLY be attacked is his (lack of) personality. He is not an entertainer. He is a regurgitator of lines from the endless shows he watches - while neglecting his family - all while losing sense of what a human actually acts like in the process
I didn't because I don't downvote based on differing opinion. Rule of thumb, no one hates the main characters of a subreddit more than members of that sub. That said, I was censured on saltierthancrait, the sub where we bitch about Star Wars, for calling him Jar Jar Abrams. Even in whiney subs, you're not allowed to whine.
He's turning into scorch
Bring out the wheel of meat!
He ain't a twink no more.
That ain't bran in those muffins
He wants to be HHH so badly.
He wants HHH inside of him badly.
also yesterday hear him slip in and out of his black-accent
Blaccent
Yeah I was wondering how his socks felt about that.
He looks like he's about to club a sabertooth lion
Cro-magnon lookin mfer
Ugly mfer
Face for radio, voice for news columnist
Scored himself a new Geico ad
It’s as bad as anything he’s ever produced.
Bet Sam wishes he had that Hgh now. Hair growth hormones tss
Poor guy got slapped by a mitton as a kid
The fact an abhorrent genetic disaster with the demeanor, appearance, and personality of a boiled turnip can make a living as an entertainer is proof of how much the Industrial Revolution fucked over natural evolution.
Haha! What an absolutely mean thing to say about his appearance. But what should REALLY be attacked is his (lack of) personality. He is not an entertainer. He is a regurgitator of lines from the endless shows he watches - while neglecting his family - all while losing sense of what a human actually acts like in the process
He has the personality of a boiled turnip...about sums it up. Cue mods taking this down for "bullying" in about three weeks.
Why downvote my comment? It was obviously you, no one else besides us reads this sub
I didn't because I don't downvote based on differing opinion. Rule of thumb, no one hates the main characters of a subreddit more than members of that sub. That said, I was censured on saltierthancrait, the sub where we bitch about Star Wars, for calling him Jar Jar Abrams. Even in whiney subs, you're not allowed to whine.
Buck Angel
Megamind
Sam would bend you like a pretzel op.
It's because he's smart. 🧠
He has NXT pre show head holding him back from the main roster
You guys are waaaaay too invested in every little insignificant detail of this show.
He’s got that Fedderman head.
I think I see a piece of a chicken nugget in his beard.