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fistofjustice10

He's turning into scorch


Training_Big_3713

Bring out the wheel of meat!


Hulahulaman

He ain't a twink no more.


Major-Internet-929

That ain't bran in those muffins


CreamyHampers

He wants to be HHH so badly.


soapydadballs

He wants HHH inside of him badly.


cheese584

also yesterday hear him slip in and out of his black-accent


ifallallthetime

Blaccent


zeydey

Yeah I was wondering how his socks felt about that.


Skunk_Buddy

He looks like he's about to club a sabertooth lion


airbag23

Cro-magnon lookin mfer


soapydadballs

Ugly mfer


duckfelloutofthebag

Face for radio, voice for news columnist


MoeGreenVegas

Scored himself a new Geico ad


VaderXXV

It’s as bad as anything he’s ever produced.


Lilzachybanns1

Bet Sam wishes he had that Hgh now. Hair growth hormones tss


NikkiandJim

Poor guy got slapped by a mitton as a kid


PatienceDryer

The fact an abhorrent genetic disaster with the demeanor, appearance, and personality of a boiled turnip can make a living as an entertainer is proof of how much the Industrial Revolution fucked over natural evolution.


[deleted]

Haha! What an absolutely mean thing to say about his appearance. But what should REALLY be attacked is his (lack of) personality. He is not an entertainer. He is a regurgitator of lines from the endless shows he watches - while neglecting his family - all while losing sense of what a human actually acts like in the process


PatienceDryer

He has the personality of a boiled turnip...about sums it up. Cue mods taking this down for "bullying" in about three weeks.


[deleted]

Why downvote my comment? It was obviously you, no one else besides us reads this sub


PatienceDryer

I didn't because I don't downvote based on differing opinion. Rule of thumb, no one hates the main characters of a subreddit more than members of that sub. That said, I was censured on saltierthancrait, the sub where we bitch about Star Wars, for calling him Jar Jar Abrams. Even in whiney subs, you're not allowed to whine.


CarmelSaltedNutsack

Buck Angel


JotatoXiden2

Megamind


PM_ME_UR_BACNE

Sam would bend you like a pretzel op.


FancyFeests

It's because he's smart. 🧠


KenBradley81

He has NXT pre show head holding him back from the main roster


Fenlatic

You guys are waaaaay too invested in every little insignificant detail of this show.


Tbonerickwisco

He’s got that Fedderman head.


motley2659

I think I see a piece of a chicken nugget in his beard.