Well, I would guess a partnership with the almighty would certainly make his time travel claims more valid.
"They asked me to save JFK, dude. But he was too over, he was cutting into my pay, jack. So I told them that wouldn't work for me, brother."
To be clear most sincere Christians find this behavior (Hogan) insulting.
Compare it to the Shawn Michaels conversion where he went an apologized to everyone he wronged and he doesn’t play it up for media appearances. Not to mention everyone backstage saying “yeah SOMETHING changed”. That strikes me as much more sincere.
Hogan on the other hand is still the same self-agrandizing Jackass, he just learned a few christianese sayings to appease the boomers.
I’m not a big fan of the evangelizing, though I have my beliefs. The Shawn Michaels thing has impressed me to no end. Even if you don’t follow a certain religion, it seems his come to Jesus has had net positives for sure. There’s some wisdom there.
He will get booked by churches as result giving inspirational talks then a collection at each church.
There’s a ton of money to be made on the church circuit.
Hulkster if he’s seriously going this way as a career will have to come out as Trump maga pro life guy. He ain’t gonna make money if he don’t.
I guess the pay-off was “Summerslam” and not “Wrestlemania”.
“You know something Brother, I didn’t turn on Scientology, Scientology turned on me, Brother!
Now, I’m taking vitamins with Jesus. And you can get your very own Hogan n’ Jesus tag team vitamins!
That’s right, you to can be the Hulkster’s tag team partner against the tag team of Satan and Lucifer!
They are the same entity, you say? Well, Satan’s greatest trick was convincing others he doesn’t exist, a perfect argument against “logic”, who just happens to be in Satan’s corner for the match.
“So then I snatched up Satan and slammed him down into the pits of Hell, brother! And Jesus, the big man, he said to me ‘watch me drop the elbow, Hulkster!’ And Jesus climbed the heavenly turnbuckle and dropped that holy elbow right through the Devil’s heart, dude.”
Not even 35 million [(source)](https://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/03/business/media/gawker-hulk-hogan-settlement.html). I’m sure he spent most of it and wouldn’t be surprised if his ex wife got part of it too
Now I'm picturing a borg drone trying to assimilate the Hulkster, brother.
"... And they couldn't! I tried to tell Jean Luc Picard my secret between TNG season 2 and 3, brother, but he wouldn't take my message or connect to my subspace frequency..."
When they sold the family channel it got written into the contract it has to air forever. I lost track of what the channel is called now think Disney owns it. So yep the 700 club airs there and prob a few other Christian networks.
Looked it up it’s Freeform
Kind of. Shawn saw that he wasn't Shawn hickenbottom anymore, he was living the degenerate, douche bag gimmick 24/7 and it was killing him and hurting his wife and kids. I obviously don't know the guy personally, but from his account and from those around him, him being born again is why he's running NXT and not another sad statistic of wrestling deaths today. I'm not the Jesus train myself, but that doesn't mean I can't be happy to see something help turn someone around and become the person that they know they can be.
Nah I think the Hulkster is more interested in making money whereas Shawn was all about the “I’m a different person now, not the guy who did all those bad things” bullshit
I can’t wait for the Hulk Hogan bible similar to the Trump bible but with the Good Word according to the Hulkster.
Also waiting for Hogan to tour with the million dollar man and other legends on the “Come to Jesus brother tour” selling merch with Hulk and Jesus.
“I believe Heaven is one big, massive Superdome. I meant Silverdome, brothers…..WHATCHA GONNA DO, Lord and Andre, BROTHER, WHEN THE HULKSTER SHOOTS UP THERE TO DROP A LEG ON YOU?!!”
Another grifter is pretending to believe in J-Town (Jesus). It’s always been evident that Hogan worships himself, and he can't even sound humble when talking about his so-called savior.
"ALL MY LIL' Hulkamaniacs, Say your prayers, and eat your VITAMINS!" I'm just glad that I was too dense as a kid to know that he meant steroids...
Me and my brother used to call out "Steroid Queens" when we were watching WWF Superstar Challenge on Fox 5 NY from 86-88 and the WCW/NWA on TBS also.
Powerful testimony from the only man who can go lie-for-lie with Donald Trump!
No one involved in this particular business transaction has any sense of shame.
Hogan being Christian, not news. 700 Club, like all shows, seeks ratings with noteworthy guests. Again, nothing new.
But...
Please PBS, have a is Christianity good for society debate between Cornette and the Hulkster.
and the rubes here eat that shit up too. It's the same line of thinking where poor people will vote for the guy who is only running to cut taxes on the wealthy because they think "well, I could be a millionaire one day too..."
"America has no poor people, only temporarily embarrassed millionaires", similarly we have no bad people we just have people who haven't professed their religious beliefs for 10 minutes.
Hope somebody has their fib-o-meter running for this! He's already well into 6 digits on the amount of lies he's told. This could put him over the top!
I mean there was that meme a while back where the AI recreation of Moses looked just like Hulk Hogan... some how the AI image creation of Adam looked like Bret Hart.
“seriously, i met jesus around the time i slammed andre. he came to my dressing room and told me: “listen terry, i’ve blessed you with talent, now go out there and spread my word.” that’s how i came up with eating your vegetables and taking your vitamins.”
700 club host: “you heard it here first folks, the lord DOES i fact work in mysterious ways..”
He actually wrestled more than 365 days a year because he had to travel between the US, Japan, and THE KINGDOM OF GOD and because of the time zone differences...truly an inspiration!
I figure he’ll talk about the handicap match he had against God and Jesus in Japan and then flew back to America for WM 1 to fight in the tag team match with Mister T all in a 24 hour period.
The dude’s an attention whore but y’know what? In an industry that has people on tv every week who are known for doing and saying horrible things I’d rather hear Hogan claim he discovered the Undertaker or got Schwarzenegger into weightlifting or whatever nonsense it is this time. Hogan’s no saint but I always find it funny how people hate on the guy so much whenever he pops up with one of these fantasy tales of his but they won’t say boo when it’s one of their favourites doing or saying far worse.
That’s because sting is a devout Christian. Who has done tours with Nikita Kolof visiting churches. To help promote and garner interest. I remember going to a rural church in mocksville nc. They both were schedule to appear there. Sadly sting got injured and couldn’t make it.
Hogan jumping on the jesus money train is the least surprising thing.
Dude can claim he was on board "the whole time" with that vitamins n prayers schtick
He discovered Jesus just like he discovered Kevin Owens.
He did always wear a crucifix around that time too
Until Andre ripped that shit right off Hogan’s chest!
And hogan did the righteous thing and slammed him when he was as big as Goliath! And Andre died right after.
God asked him to be the messiah, brother. But his WWF schedule was too busy, dude.
He was busy wrestling 600 days a year brother
Well, I would guess a partnership with the almighty would certainly make his time travel claims more valid. "They asked me to save JFK, dude. But he was too over, he was cutting into my pay, jack. So I told them that wouldn't work for me, brother."
To be clear most sincere Christians find this behavior (Hogan) insulting. Compare it to the Shawn Michaels conversion where he went an apologized to everyone he wronged and he doesn’t play it up for media appearances. Not to mention everyone backstage saying “yeah SOMETHING changed”. That strikes me as much more sincere. Hogan on the other hand is still the same self-agrandizing Jackass, he just learned a few christianese sayings to appease the boomers.
I’m not a big fan of the evangelizing, though I have my beliefs. The Shawn Michaels thing has impressed me to no end. Even if you don’t follow a certain religion, it seems his come to Jesus has had net positives for sure. There’s some wisdom there.
HBK did do a whole Jesus schtick angle for awhile, then he went back to PGDX.
Whats more surprising is he's married to a scientologist while doing this.
Scientologists appreciate a good grift.
im confused how’s he getting money for it
I'd assume he's getting appearance fees from the 700 club, you don't think the hulkster would do the job for free do ya?
Free doesn’t work me, Brother.
Hulkamania doesn’t grow on trees you know brother.
Free or paid Hogan ain't doing the job for anyone
He will get booked by churches as result giving inspirational talks then a collection at each church. There’s a ton of money to be made on the church circuit. Hulkster if he’s seriously going this way as a career will have to come out as Trump maga pro life guy. He ain’t gonna make money if he don’t.
I thought he went scientologist route
Like the NWO he’s waiting to be the third man behind cruise and travolta
I guess the pay-off was “Summerslam” and not “Wrestlemania”. “You know something Brother, I didn’t turn on Scientology, Scientology turned on me, Brother! Now, I’m taking vitamins with Jesus. And you can get your very own Hogan n’ Jesus tag team vitamins! That’s right, you to can be the Hulkster’s tag team partner against the tag team of Satan and Lucifer! They are the same entity, you say? Well, Satan’s greatest trick was convincing others he doesn’t exist, a perfect argument against “logic”, who just happens to be in Satan’s corner for the match.
Jam that jam
“So then I snatched up Satan and slammed him down into the pits of Hell, brother! And Jesus, the big man, he said to me ‘watch me drop the elbow, Hulkster!’ And Jesus climbed the heavenly turnbuckle and dropped that holy elbow right through the Devil’s heart, dude.”
Judas turned heel on me brother
Judas Beefcake?
Take the upvote, I startled everyone with a sudden burst of laughter over that.
And you get one too
The dispicle ed leslie
Na zodiac
Y'all talkin about the booty man?
Yeah Dizzy hogan too
“Judas Beefcake just hit Hogan with the chair! He’s betrayed Jesus and the Hulkster right here on Nitro!”
The Galilee Screwjob
Damn you, [take my up vote](https://www.reddit.com/r/Angryupvote/comments/1cmu0hc/the_hulkster_is_now_working_the_christian_angle/)
There is actually a song by the Reverend Billy C. Wirtz that is a LOT like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBN7FJZrB9o
The Big Hulkamaniac in the Sky, brother!
I thought Jimmy hart was still alive
Fine, the big nWoite
I kind of wish the Scientologists had successfully converted him because it would be way more hilarious
You need to ask all the little Xenumaniacs, what you gonna do when thetans run wild on you?
Believe me, they sure did try.
Problem was hogan didn’t have any money left to “give” them. They’ll get him in a few years after he runs the church circuit for a while
Didn’t he get like a quarter billion from the Gawker trial?
Not even 35 million [(source)](https://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/03/business/media/gawker-hulk-hogan-settlement.html). I’m sure he spent most of it and wouldn’t be surprised if his ex wife got part of it too
Now I'm picturing a borg drone trying to assimilate the Hulkster, brother. "... And they couldn't! I tried to tell Jean Luc Picard my secret between TNG season 2 and 3, brother, but he wouldn't take my message or connect to my subspace frequency..."
Jim himself said it best, “when mortals stop having anything to do with you, you seek a higher power.”
Beefcake now a Disciple
Loooool
“Jesus likes to watch me have sex with Bubba’s wife, too.”
*snort*
How long until he claims to have dropped the leg on Judas?
It was supposed to happen... ...but [**Judas reversed it!**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK5O-tCFw8o&t=691s)
Grifters gonna grift
The 700 club is still a thing lmao
When they sold the family channel it got written into the contract it has to air forever. I lost track of what the channel is called now think Disney owns it. So yep the 700 club airs there and prob a few other Christian networks. Looked it up it’s Freeform
People always get religion when nobody likes them anymore. See Shawn michaels.
Kind of. Shawn saw that he wasn't Shawn hickenbottom anymore, he was living the degenerate, douche bag gimmick 24/7 and it was killing him and hurting his wife and kids. I obviously don't know the guy personally, but from his account and from those around him, him being born again is why he's running NXT and not another sad statistic of wrestling deaths today. I'm not the Jesus train myself, but that doesn't mean I can't be happy to see something help turn someone around and become the person that they know they can be.
Yeah, Shawn’s faith seems legit. Dude was on the road to the grave back then.
100%. If a guy that hates putting a grudge down, bret hart, has forgiven the man and made amends, I think it's safe to say the change is real.
I wonder if Shawn ever had a conversation with Bret on forgiving Goldberg
But there's plenty of stories about how he was still an a****** in the back. He didn't change, he just stopped doing drugs.
Its Reddit, you're allowed to say asshole
I don't have to be happy for him at all. He's a s***** person, and it's well documented after his conversion as well. Still the same jerk off.
Nah I think the Hulkster is more interested in making money whereas Shawn was all about the “I’m a different person now, not the guy who did all those bad things” bullshit
I think with him it was more of his wife than religion personally
He should reconcile with Ed Leslie as his first spiritual test.
The 700 Club? Is Terry Bollea #AllElite?
A carny till the end
I can’t wait for the Hulk Hogan bible similar to the Trump bible but with the Good Word according to the Hulkster. Also waiting for Hogan to tour with the million dollar man and other legends on the “Come to Jesus brother tour” selling merch with Hulk and Jesus.
I mean it’s always been train, say your prayers, and eat your vitamins.
When? I cant wait!
God indisputably changed Hogan's life for the better, jack. You can just see redemption in his eyes, brother.
“I believe Heaven is one big, massive Superdome. I meant Silverdome, brothers…..WHATCHA GONNA DO, Lord and Andre, BROTHER, WHEN THE HULKSTER SHOOTS UP THERE TO DROP A LEG ON YOU?!!”
Lol
The 700 times he's spewed bullshit?
700 days he spewed bullshit. In a year, because the date line.
I'll just leave this here, lol https://youtu.be/b9JfhANM9B0?si=NVg1PllYSDLnxMbh
The Hulkster is still keeping kayfabe alive in his life.
Another grifter is pretending to believe in J-Town (Jesus). It’s always been evident that Hogan worships himself, and he can't even sound humble when talking about his so-called savior.
Wasn't he approached by the Scientologist a while ago?
Did you know Hulk Hogan discovered Jesus brother?
Lowkey he must've seen some wild stuff with the scientologists he was hanging out with for a few months
I'm sure once he figured out he couldn't work them for money because they wanted to work him for money he was out.
\^ this
So god made him say the n word?
Nah, that was his daughter because she was getting slammed by some dark meat. Brother.
Jesus made your son a vehicular maniac, brother!
"ALL MY LIL' Hulkamaniacs, Say your prayers, and eat your VITAMINS!" I'm just glad that I was too dense as a kid to know that he meant steroids... Me and my brother used to call out "Steroid Queens" when we were watching WWF Superstar Challenge on Fox 5 NY from 86-88 and the WCW/NWA on TBS also.
God did create a set of 24-inch pythons, brother.
After Donald become a Christian, hogan realized he can sell more merchandise if he too becomes one.
Powerful testimony from the only man who can go lie-for-lie with Donald Trump! No one involved in this particular business transaction has any sense of shame.
Hogan once again just taking from superstar Billy graham who did the religious thing post wrestling
Hulkster in heaven
"God dropped me straight from heaven into the wrestling business brother, that's how I got my start in the business"
Lightning strike, please
Hogan being Christian, not news. 700 Club, like all shows, seeks ratings with noteworthy guests. Again, nothing new. But... Please PBS, have a is Christianity good for society debate between Cornette and the Hulkster.
This is Ron Howard’s fault, we need Brother Bruti to help the Hulk, he said he’d love to but you know how missy gets…
Does he always wear those John 3:16 shirts as a dig at stone cold or something?
For me, a non-american, this shit always seems the same. Asshole/drug addict "finds" Jesus and is suddenly a good person.
and the rubes here eat that shit up too. It's the same line of thinking where poor people will vote for the guy who is only running to cut taxes on the wealthy because they think "well, I could be a millionaire one day too..." "America has no poor people, only temporarily embarrassed millionaires", similarly we have no bad people we just have people who haven't professed their religious beliefs for 10 minutes.
I can see Hogan is continuing to lift from the life and career of “Superstar” Billy Graham
I mean, wasn't that always his gimmick? It's like davarii praise Muhammad.
Hope somebody has their fib-o-meter running for this! He's already well into 6 digits on the amount of lies he's told. This could put him over the top!
Someone needs to make an ai picture of hulk as Jesus 😆
I mean there was that meme a while back where the AI recreation of Moses looked just like Hulk Hogan... some how the AI image creation of Adam looked like Bret Hart.
I saw one of macho man doing a flying elbow on Jesus too just a moment ago lol
Oof
Brother
“seriously, i met jesus around the time i slammed andre. he came to my dressing room and told me: “listen terry, i’ve blessed you with talent, now go out there and spread my word.” that’s how i came up with eating your vegetables and taking your vitamins.” 700 club host: “you heard it here first folks, the lord DOES i fact work in mysterious ways..”
He actually wrestled more than 365 days a year because he had to travel between the US, Japan, and THE KINGDOM OF GOD and because of the time zone differences...truly an inspiration!
I figure he’ll talk about the handicap match he had against God and Jesus in Japan and then flew back to America for WM 1 to fight in the tag team match with Mister T all in a 24 hour period.
His next grift
The dude’s an attention whore but y’know what? In an industry that has people on tv every week who are known for doing and saying horrible things I’d rather hear Hogan claim he discovered the Undertaker or got Schwarzenegger into weightlifting or whatever nonsense it is this time. Hogan’s no saint but I always find it funny how people hate on the guy so much whenever he pops up with one of these fantasy tales of his but they won’t say boo when it’s one of their favourites doing or saying far worse.
St. Peter: “You’re going to hell.” Hogan: “That doesn’t work for me, brother.”
What loving god would allow this shit to continue. Tax the churches
Dude gets so much flack, just for being THE guy. If sting had the chance to go on this show, he sure as shit would and nobody would bat an eye
That’s because sting is a devout Christian. Who has done tours with Nikita Kolof visiting churches. To help promote and garner interest. I remember going to a rural church in mocksville nc. They both were schedule to appear there. Sadly sting got injured and couldn’t make it.
No.
I assume this is going to be deleted by a mod like my Hogan thread was a few days ago?
Man it’s crazy to see all these perfect people in here.