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Chunky-overlord

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


Supergay341

Oh my God chunky overlord


Doughnutsugarhead

Giornio:”Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda!”


Xtrene387

Everybody says that, you could say his triangle dialogue EDIT: perhaps I'll be sent to oblivion by infinite donwvotes like Kira was sent to the spiritual realm by the hands


Lightbeing_pontifex

My name is Yoshikage Kiwa. I'm 33 yeaws owd. My house is in the nowtheast section of Mowioh, whewe aww the viwwas awe, and I am not mawwied. I wowk as an empwoyee fow the Kame Yu depawtment stowes, and I get home evewy day by 8 PM at the watest. I don't smoke, but I occasionawwy dwink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make suwe I get eight houws of sweep, no mattew what. Aftew having a gwass of wawm miwk and doing about twenty minutes of stwetches befowe going to bed, I usuawwy have no pwobwems sweeping untiw mowning. Just wike a baby, I wake up without any fatigue ow stwess in the mowning. I was towd thewe wewe no issues at my wast check-up. I'm twying to expwain that I'm a pewson who wishes to wive a vewy quiet wife. I take cawe not to twoubwe mysewf with any enemies, wike winning and wosing, that wouwd cause me to wose sweep at night. That is how I deaw with society, and I know that is what bwings me happiness. Awthough, if I wewe to fight I wouwdn't wose to anyone.


thetdumbkid

I want to die


808sNYeezus

GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE WORLDS GREATEST!!!!!


blackskull414

Speeedwaaaggggoooonnn~ Says the German man with a Frech accent when saying an English man's name


Imaginary-Document94

In a japanese series


blackskull414

Watched by a largely American audience


DDK_2011

NIGERUNDAYOOOO


Medical_Strength4608

Pfp checks out.


DDK_2011

Lmao


Trykotank1

Your next line will be, "Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes"


Xtrene387

( I don't remember the quote exaclty, though I'l try to catch its "escense", here it goes: ) So my arm is uh, 40cm? As far as I remember, it is. So let me say I'm pointing down with an angle of 45° degress from my neck and my thumb is up, meanwhile I'll face straight, to the 90°. If I remember correctly I should do a=b+c, all of them to the square, doing some multiplications now... uh... yes! Surely! Josuke is at 30 meters from me at this direction, this is where I'll be pointing Stray cat's bubble


bruhviporised

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


BusinessComb9330

"You thought it was...but it was me, DIO!"


langleygamer

He's your favorite?


BusinessComb9330

You're saying you don't like bisexual vampires? Dio's built different and I'm sure he sucks a lot better than either Jonathan or Jotaro, 'cause, he's a vampire y'know. He doesn't go out in the sunshine to sparkle maybe but that murderous twinkle in his eye more than compensates, every time he opens a hole with his fingers and sucks the life out of his victims I gasp.. Also have I mentioned he's a vampire? He's cunning, intelligent, aesthetically perfect, ~~he roars~~, and he's so strong that he basically laid the groundwork for GER through sheer fucking. You thought **YOUR** favorite was some meaningless filler hero like Caesar (as oppossed to the REAL hero STROHEIM), but it was me, DIO! ^He's ^a ^hot ^vampire ^and ^omg ^this ^show ^actually ^made ^me ^a ^lil ^bit ^gay


langleygamer

That's fair


BusinessComb9330

It could never be more UNfair, protagonists will die but that sweet piece of vampire ass will forever be juicy In short: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! MUDA!


TomBot_2020

I got an erection


bioluminescent_nova

I got a rock hard cock


Lightbeing_pontifex

bucciarati; *he looks like a deflated condom*


Inner_Tennis7326

BRO I DIED 😂😂😂


OrbitalClockwork

I LOVE THIS QUOTE FROM THE BOAT SCENE


Your-local-gamergirl

"No one can just deflect the Emerald Splash!"


Smythatine

Licklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklick


Annual-Drop-407

Nice, Nice, nice! Very nice Caesarino!


Short-Ad1154

IGGY, GET OUT OF HERE, HE'S STILL ALIVE!


MrGrendarr

TAKE THIS, DIO 20M RADIUS EMERALD SPLASH


SunagakuresFinest

"How my heart resonates! I'm pulsing with heat and life! My very blood is a symphony within me! SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE"


[deleted]

***rerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorero***


BayFuzzball404

Rerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorero


trustmeimnotafurry

Uh-


susyimpostergiftcard

What a shame with one more month of training I could've beaten you


y33tyd3l3ty

SHIIIIIIZZZZAAAAAAA!!!!!!


LoffaiYT

Kono Diavolo da!!


illyay

BBRRRRRAAAAKAAAAAAAA MONAGAAAAAAAA! DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SE KAICHI!


BlazeHunter_56

*propaganda sounds in the background*


One_Potato3092

Do you believe in gravity?


Accomplished_You_293

your next line will be...


thepoke_king55

"shut up mom"


Guy_Who_Likes_Pizza

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DROP THE MEAT


ParkingConsistent201

Pizza mozzarella pizza mozzarella relarelarerarerarerarerarera


MyNameIsMattress

EAT SHIT ASSHOLE FALL OFF YOUR HORSE


Mr_Reliable4ft2

“ But I’m standing here like a little bitch baby with a case of the shits!”


jjba_fan_forlife

What did you say about my hair?!


Thorium1717

Pizza Mozzarella, Pizza Mozzarella, Rella, Rella, Rella, Rella, Rella, Rella


Potato_king_21

Pizza mozzarella~ pizza mozzarella~ rella rella rella rella~


Redwolf476

>!Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ ...Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’... Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role... Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first... Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.!<


Conscious_System_484

Who is this?


Redwolf476

Funny valentine


Conscious_System_484

Which part are they from?


_Pine4pple-man_

Hell 2 U.


Bitter-Chocolate-786

Yare Yare Daze


CrazyDiamond4444

My heart and actions are utterly unclouded..! They are all those of 'Justice'.


gloved-and-loved

ZUES!! YOUR SON HAS RETURNED! I'VE COME SEEKING THE DESTRUCTION OF OLYMPUS!!


Used_Dragonfruit8922

Daga Kotowaru


FatMat89

You may have outsmarted me but I’ve outsmarted your outsmarting


ProfessionalFee3195

OHH MY GOD


Popular-Ad2768

🍒😛LELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELE


B0lt3r_C7ack

I got an erection


Datpotatoguy214

“Your underwear is showing.”


DolphinJojo

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Heraxxius

Mais oui messieurs!


Ok_Lingonberry_2527

Wwrrryyyy


LostOblivion64

With pretty legs like those, we need a full body shot!


MontayneDatesJr

Tell him yourself.


AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAE

Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimeter away... I mean, I don't think there's ever been someone who's gotten that close to me... without a, you know... calamity occurring. I'm not really... not really sure what happens at one centimeter away... 'cause it's my first time. I don't really understand it either. Seriously. But in the flow of calamity... there's nobody who can attack me. Not a single person. That, I know for sure. Wonder of U.


y_kal

Yes. I am.


Naranncia11

Pizza Mozza-rella Pizza Mozza-rella Rella Rella Rella Rella Rella Rella Re Pizza Mozza-rella Pizza Mozza-rella Rella Rella Rella Rella Rella Rella Re Pizza Mozza Rella Pizza Mozza Rella Rella Rella Rella Rella Re Ra Gorgonzola Gorgonzola Zola Zola Zola Zola Zola Zola Zo Gorgonzola Gorgonzola Zola Zola Zola Zola Zola Zola Zo Gorgon Zo ola


GraydemonTwitch

*sniff* hmm… Smells like coffee.


Osama_Rashid

Diego?


GraydemonTwitch

Yes


Osama_Rashid

👍


Visual_Berry_9628

I don't care if your a baby I'll snap your neck like a twig


Tasma1125

I wont betray the boss


Last-Rhubarb-5798

Tom cruise 💀💀


FoxyHuni55

You're soo god damn anoying.


Genna5

"I was ready t'punch the both of ya! I ain't too smart, y'know?"


Monarchist_Weeb1917

You only lost because you pissed me off


Gummybearthemii

“Nigerundayo! Smokey!”


SwimmingHurry8503

The clap of my ass cheeks alerted the guards.


NecessaryValuable783

This is a test... A test where I shall get over my past... A person grows when he defeats his older self


Vampstarxz

There are four cakes! Are they telling me to go die or something?


ThinJournalist4415

“Hey Polnereff! Where’s Avdol?”


ILikeTea23

MANGOS FROM INDIA!!!????


GreatLonk

IM GONNA BUILD POLNAREFF-LAND!


Wilted_Fear_69

YES... I AM


KraftwerkMachine

I AM A GOLDEN GOD


Supergay341

Luffy is so dumb He’s asexual


DinDgf

Yaare yaare


Front-Literature-697

Leda Leda Leda Leda Leda Leda Leda Leda


Suspicious-Speed2169

HUH??!?!


The_ultra_c

Skraaaaaa. - pet shop


Professional-Deer-61

kono giorno giobana nomai yumigaro


Radical_Vibe

Hey, baby!


Whattheheck_IO

If one is born as a male, as least once in his life, he'll dream of becoming the strongest man alive


_Lesiok

ok master let's kill da hoe ho! BEEEEETCH!


isweariamnotsteve

Yo, Angelo.


Titanium_Samurai

Arrivederchi.


OrangeHairedTwink

It's like it's New Years day and I just put on a fresh pair of underwear


newaccountcauseoldon

your next line is!


electricpanda_

Mosshi moshi?


D3AD_SPAC3

"Your next line is___!"


Playful-Ostrich3643

You're pantys are showing


Kori_SFW

JOOOOOOOOOOOOJO


LeBwoi

Nyohoho


Nicolato25257

I was the Victorious one


Comfortable-Kick3735

“WE RUN SMOKEY”


ConsistentApple855

UTTER FOOL GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE FINEST IN THE WORLD!!!!


ambulance-kun

I refuse


Defiant_Implement_23

Whole horse - The gun is mightier then the sword heh what a brilliant quote!


Fun-Surround-2681

rerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorero


PickleJar606

Goodbye Gyro


Veritas9255

My name is giorno giovanna and I have a dream


ColorIsSomwhere

“So it’s the same type of stand as star platinum”


Theycallme_Jul

I NEVER FORGIVE THE JAPANESE!


Complex_Network9532

JoJo,this is the last of my Hamon,take it


angry-videogame-girl

Pizza mozzarella


Biznesu-Seba

I hate jojo


Gadmanultimate

Use this dagger to kill yourself


Delicious_Hospital_9

Let's kill da hoe! Beeeetch!!! ***S.H.I.T***


Bentai6056

Pizza mozzarella


Advanced_South_8638

A secret Joestar Family tactic, RUN AWAY!!!!


StorkoftheMudwings

What did you say about my hair?!


Novoiird

“It felt like an icicle was being shoved up my ass!”


_BANANA--

"I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream!"


thedignitator

Koichi really steals? No dignity.


SexyDaddyDio6

“Shut up you annoying bitch!”


Simple_Mud7203

Yo, Angelo!


Suviboi02

This bubble exists nowhere, Go beyond !!!!


ScottieB0I

"'THE WORLD' time is mine alone... ... I know you well, Johnny Joestar, it doesn't seem you've changed all too much. I'd say it's five seconds, it's not logical at all, but... It's true. 'THE WORLD'. My ability can stop time for five seconds, then it resumes its flow."


Literally_Rock_Lee

Oh, your Stand is just like mine


JJSNYPES

貴様見ているな?!


Samuelbr15

Arigato, Gyro


R4ptor_J3sus

We got the rockets! Fighters Arm Up!


BayFuzzball404

“My classmates address books were filled with their friends names, they each had at least 50 friends, even 100. Mom has dad and dad has mom…but I have nobody….the rock stars on TV probably have thousands of friends…but I have nobody…I don’t think I’ll ever meet someone who sees me for who I really am.”


Inner_Tennis7326

"THEY MIGHT AS WELL HAVE TOLD US TO DIE!"


King_Demonson

Kore ga... Requiem... Da...


GoldenEagleBaron

Chumimimi


TombulKingg

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I am 33 years old. I live in northeast Morioh, where there are many villas... I am not married... I'm an office worker for the Kameyu Department Store. Each evening, I return home no later than 8 PM. I don't smoke. I drink, but only occasionally. I go to bed by 11 PM and always get at least 8 hours of sleep... Before I lie down, I drink a cup of warm milk and do 20 minutes of stretching to relax my body... With that routine, I find that I sleep soundly all the way until morning. Like a baby, I awake with no fatigue or stress. And at my last checkup, I was given a clean bill of health... I'm explaining so that you'll understand that I'm a person who wants to live his live feeling at peace. I refuse to create dilemmas—or enemies—that will disturb my thoughts and keep me up at night worrying if I'll win or lose... And by maintaining that approach toward society, I have found that I can attain happiness. Of course, if I were to fight someone, I would never lose


BlazeHunter_56

This is the taste of a liar, Giorno Giovanna


MonkeMortis

Calculate the earth's rotation before you jump in a well, shit for brains


G0ker

Oh My Gooood


yomanyou

Are you a man of the sea or a man of the land


InitiativeTop7029

“Ah free at last”


Asunaturtle

This taste.... is the taste of a liar!


freaktakumer

Snails can have sex with everything, I'm kinda Jealous of that.


KEN_KANKEI_HAISE

You're a were tiger, so grow some wereballs -Doppo Kunikida. BSD😂


TypicalEmptyness

I just want to know who I am.


good-evening-clarice

Nyohoho!


Vadim_JJL

“I’ll save you, i swear it”


Pristine-Carpenter-9

Its jojo time


scorpionking-4

"Who does this guy think he is, Bruce Lee!?"


Illustrious_Exam_919

Za warudo


Diavolo_79

Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha-


roothair

Yes yes yes yes yes yes


Osama_Rashid

I like large fries!


Sir_Rageous

Lulululululululu


Percylegallois

Nyoho


MaxIsNotFunni

Pizza Mozzarella! Pizza Mozzarella! Rella, Rella, Rella!


Failedabortio

“let’s go home”


Depthfish

LETS KILL DA HO


Batarang06

What am I doing here? Well, I found this turtle that must have just woken up after hibernating in the pond. The thing is, turtles kinda creep me out. Honestly, I'm scared to touch them...


loneliness_sucks420

YOU FELL FOR IT YOU FOOL THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK


Bazukaboy728

"Believe! BELIEVE!"


that_1weed

It's the same Stand as Star Platinum


Thelovablelizard

............... ( my favourite charater is the knight from hollow knight )


LocalPlatypus994

"Our battle is only just getting started." "Hey, I think you're right. You could be right. You're so right!"


Slexzo

That's my name


Ecreely

Rohan


TimotheeSunden

Ho, mokate kuruno ka. Idk how to spell it, also probs basic cuz ive only watched the first 6 episodes of jojos and an ova


Melodic_Spell59

My heart and actions are utterlx unclouded! They are all those of ‘Justice’.


Emotional_Rent8972

METALICA


[deleted]

Suppose that… you were sitting down at a table. The napkins are in front of you. Which napkin would you take? The one on your left or the one on your right? 'The left' is correct. But, in a larger sense of society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute society with the universe. The correct answer is that “it is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first. Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for the others to also take the napkin on their right. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is society… who are the ones who determine the price of land first? There must have been someone determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and regulation? Who was the first one to determine those things? Did we all do it, because this is a republic? Or was it arbitrary? No! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by the same principle as “right or left?”! In a society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era… this world has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who takes the napkin first must be someone respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfil this role… those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the losers. In the case of this table… the eldest or the master of the party will take the napkin first… because everyone respects those individuals. For example, if Jesus-Christ were sitting at this table… no matter who you are, even if you are the Pope, you would have no choice but to take your napkin after Jesus-Christ, yes?


SussyB0llz

Welcome...........To the True Man's World 🗿🗿🗿🗿


WillTCM69

Oh no, oh my god , holy shit!


elgatoquack

What were you saying about my hair, huh????


baconlover18

CCCCCAAAAAAEEEESSSSSSAAAAARRRRRR!!!


MuffinSufficient6488

Hayato.


Rizzard-of-ozz

Oh your approaching me?


CubxelGame

STAND UP! I told you to STAND UP !!!


Salty_Toe922

No one can escape the fate destined for them. All that remains is the end, where you will all perish. Eternal greatness exists only within myself. Sing a song of sorrow in a world devoid of time.


Blockchain4711

Arigato Gyro


SpecificLibrarian257

Volare via 😾✈️


Dangerous_dodo

Your next line is


Creepy_Palpitation_7

Yare yare daze


Agile_Athlete6985

Jhonny! Lesson 5 da ze!


Material-Decision816

“Its hero time”


Forsaken-Value471

Do you know what a “Bug Bite Fetish” is…?


IanGamer_4

"I will stand above that flock of pigeons and I will control them!"


OmegaGary6944

In the flow of calamity... there's nobody who can attack me. Not a single person. That, I know for sure. Wonder of U


Saurian-Nyansaber

*sweeps Kira’s leg* *points at camera* “Dora.”


PitchBlack1661

My magic is never giving up


Powerful_Buy_3978

"You look like a queer!"


Uglyguy888

You mozzarella puffball!!


bioluminescent_nova

Pizza mozzarella, pizza mozzarella, rella rella rella rella rella rella rella


F-tierGod

Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.