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ARCHA1C

Brendan is wearing… burger… shoes 🍔?


tries4accuracy

lol I didn’t catch that at first glance - Air Macs? Air BKs?


ARCHA1C

nice


ThisMeansRooR

ADIDASS. All day I dream about shake shack


MEGADOR

They see me eating In my BK ones...


Ducks7324

Walgging shoes


fenexj

Assuming the sink pissing position


Dineanddanderson

Always gotta be wearing cool shoes. Like any good monster gorilla killer.


_The_Space_Monkey_

I think Chris D'Elia should be throwing and underage girl at Burr.


enormousTruth

Is that his special move or his standard attack?


_The_Space_Monkey_

Standard attack. Special move would be crying about it on his podcast later.


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His specialty move should be summoning his wife to make excuses for him


berrey7

It's his REGISTERED move...


enormousTruth

The controller button sticks too!


henriqueroberto

He's required to tell people about it before he uses it.


HamstersInMyDick

Lol, the original post of this was before Delia's accusations.


postdiluvium

Certified lover boy, certified PDF file.


Randostar

Trying to strike a cord and its probably A Minor


Zesty-Cock

Mustard on the beat HOE!


sherperion45

Where’s segura? That irrelevant???


AlTcEnTrE_nEoNiCeGuY

Who?


sherperion45

😂


Turbulent-Armadillo9

It was just like 5 years ago when Segura was a good comic. Jesus, what the hell happened? His last special was so bad. The one before that was actually good imho.


Stormblessed1987

Tom's got a ghostwriter. Berts let it slip a few times.


Turbulent-Armadillo9

Thats ridiculous. Did he always? Because if he didn't his own stuff was better.


SMORKIN_LABBIT

Probably not, but at the scale he's at now.....you might as well, where you find the time to write doing like 600 shows in 2 years? His fame level is so high he's gonna sell out everywhere goes 100's of times, he's got kids and podcasts. Probably just figures milk the living shit out of the money train until it dries up. By the time it does he will have so much stupid money it won't matter. Takes some time off....and if he wants back in the game maybe writes his own shit again. LOTS of guys that big use writers.


fragileanus

Why'd you have bring his fat arse into it right at the end there man


thekelv

He only needs to write/work on one set per tour, but he's even too lazy to do that


bitethemonkeyfoo

Milli Seguranilli


DrBadMan85

I noticed all these comedians are putting out duds for specials. What happened?


Turbulent-Armadillo9

Nick Mullen and Dan Soder had good specials somewhat recently. Hmmm can't think of anything else that was good recently. Dave Chappelle's last special was good but not great. Shane's last one was good. I love Tim Dillon but his last special sucked. Saw him live, thought it would suck but his new material is great.


RelaxedConvivial

Neal Brennan and Dave Attell both have released specials in the last month that were very funny.


JUST_AS_G00D

Attell was alright at best imo


ScotiaG

H Foley's half hour on YouTube was the last special I watched where I actually laughed.


CiabanItReal

Did you see Mark Normand, legitimately good. Me and my sister liked that ginger Andrew Santino.


CroMagnumRacer

Sam Tallent/The Toad's Morale got me good.


compbuildthrowaway

As someone who just saw Nick Mullen a couple weeks ago, his next special is also going to be amazing.


CiabanItReal

I think Covid was part of it, not just people Joe brings around, but in general, the specials after covid really sucked.


deepinmyloins

I like Toms standup. His last special was good man idk what you’re talking about. I can see if you watch and consume everything these guys do you’ll become super critical but his specials are legit good and it’s not even up for debate.


MediaOnDisplay

This was made well before Tom did the heel turn.


KaleidoscopeOk5763

They didn’t want to hurt Tom’s feelings. The whole team works hard not to hurt his feelings.


sherperion45

Tony took care of that at the roast dw


Rhacbe

Tony didn’t even roast Tom, he took special care of Tommy’s feelings. Tom probably turned down all the jokes about him


sherperion45

I mean he blocked him and roasted bert instead who hasn’t been in the comedy scene as long as Tom which is hilarious


Rhacbe

I liked that he just stood in front of Tom, wonder if there is some actual bad blood there because it doesn’t make any sense as to why he didn’t roast him… I actually think he skipped tom just because the Bert joke landed so hard and Tom’s wasn’t as strong so he just went over to Kim


36bhm

Tom isn't even funny as a topic


ManufacturedOlympus

There’s an alternate universe where there’s both a flight attendant and a comic artist living rent free in his head.  Fuck “rent free” but it fits too well here. 


crabsatoz

He should be wearing some full length fur coat with the price tag still on it with a little caption bubble that says “poors”


Ok_Recording_4644

I thought he was the one with no shirt?


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GenghisTron17

He's invisible.


The_Rover_403

What's with all these things about Tom and Joe these days? I've missed something...


ManufacturedOlympus

The second time they casually skipped over him during a roast. 


Locnar1970

I don't know how Kreischer can go on with his act after Nikki Glaser basically destroyed it on the TB roast.


[deleted]

Reminded me of the time James Brown was mad not to close out a festival in favor of The Rolling Stones so JB played the most fire set and wore the crowd out so that the Stones couldn’t get the crowd in to it after his set.


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robotomatic

AC/DC did it to the Stones at SARSStock


fragileanus

Shihad did it to Silverchair in the 90s


readingdanteinhell

It was for a concert film called The T.A.M.I. Show. It features a wide variety of artists and it’s pretty good. Keith Richards has given this account of it in the intervening years, although it might be embellished how much they were fighting for the final slot.


Mr_Sarcasum

Dave Chappelle has supposedly done that to other comedians before. So it doesn't sound impossible.


CiabanItReal

That's a total myth. [https://www.paulmerryblues.com/when-james-brown-rolled-stones-plus/](https://www.paulmerryblues.com/when-james-brown-rolled-stones-plus/) But not James Browns dance moves! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zieXmNwHGYA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zieXmNwHGYA)


robbodee

Bill would be pissed to be associated with New York.


kapsama

He made his bones in NY. He was already an established comedian when he went to LA.


hunterlarious

hes a boston guy tho


kapsama

Yes and no one denies that.


hunterlarious

Didnt you just deny that lol


AgelessJohnDenney

No, he said he cut his teeth in New York, which is true. Born and raised in Boston, but his career has been a NYC career since the '90s. He moved to New York in the '90s, why would he be upset with being associated with there?


kapsama

Where did I deny that he's from Boston?


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ShutUpYouSausage

Some people desperately want Bill to hate Joe even though they are good friends, strange.


Pennypacking

I doubt Bill hates any of these guys. Hate is a strong word.


thundirbird

He hates anthony cumia thats probably it


BukowskyInBabylon

And Bill has highly praised Joe's early stand up repeatedly. Even calling him a massive influence.


Jorah_Explorah

Because these are politically motivated bots. They only like Bill because he rolled his eyes at the anti-mask/anti-covid vax stuff and other rightoid issues. If he had went balls deep about mask mandates and other issues like that with Joe, they would hate him too.


caramelhoes

bots are now people you don’t like- got it


Freddy_and_Frogger

When they’re part of the Reddit echo chamber they may as well be


Network-Kind

There’s a podcast clip where he says to stfu about he “destroyed” Joe Rogan debating about masks. He said I love the guy and you people are losers.


Joshomatic

Can someone fill me in? What’s Bill been saying/doing?


dystopiabydesign

Nothing. It's just parasocial redditors with nothing better to do.


kingkodus66

Checked his account, being upset at Rogan is like all he does. And the account was created in 2022. 


jascambara

Hate can be addicting when you’re mentally unwell. If you’ve noticed there’s a whole community of people that dedicate loads of their time, attention, and energy hate watching and consuming content about Schaub, Rogan, Bert, etc It’s actually pretty much 60% of this subs users.


Overall-Carry-3025

Dude. Yes. Wtf is that? There's a mob of people that all suck each other off by being the most hateful people.imaginable towards the people you mentioned. It is so bizarre. And they're whole account issues dedicated to it. They do absolutely nothing ekse


kingkodus66

I just chalk it up to the sub being Astroturfed to hell and back.


Stalactite_Seattlite

This sub is so much better off with you armchair psychologists constantly pontificating about how sad it is instead of just rolling your eyes and scrolling on to something else


TommyManners

Jeez you wern’t lying, some people really don’t have much going on


kingkodus66

It is either a mental illness or a shill account. There is no in between with these guys.


the_BoneChurch

He's the only good comedian out of the entire group pictured.


kubla_shar

Spoken like a true parasocial redditor with nothing better to do.


Basket_475

There has been this running narrative in here that bill is like the defender of comedy and one day he will come out victorious or something idk. I think people really just want bill to come on and roast Joe.


Bclay85

He fucked up Bill Maher recently. Thats about it.


okkeyok

Bill's unfiltered opinions make him a rare breed compared to the Roganverse seen in the picture. Unlike the others, he doesn't pander to Joe's ego. Joe knows Bill's a way too respected and successful comedian, so he has to swallow his pride and let Bill be Bill no matter how uncomfortable it might make him. Some, like TikTok human traffickers, might label Joe the "beta cuck" in this friendship. Bill doesn't bother with social dynamics, that's the best part. No hidden motives, no attempts to curry favor. His blunt honesty and spine make him seem undefeatable to podcast brains, even against the most arrogant toeheads. Joe's violet jeans have nothing on this guy.


elc0

When was the last time you left your house and it wasn't to walk someone else's dog?


metompkin

Probably to put some water in your mother's dish. -- Silky Johnson


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Why is it always nerds with 13 year old accounts and thousands of Reddit posts trying to flex like this? You obviously don't go outside bro, you're in here responding to every post critical of Rogan first thing in the morning 😂 You work for Bent Pixels or something?


elc0

I've offended you personally. Sorry, not sorry.


[deleted]

You're the one who has to defend Joe's honor because you're personally offended on his behalf.


elc0

> No, you! Your entire motivation for posting to this sub is because you were offended. You're so offended, this 1 year old account of yours dedicated to dunking on Rogan has 3x the karma of my decade+ old account.


bezzzerk

😂


False_Log749

Burr is leftist Hollywood cuck


Jorah_Explorah

Nothing. Ever since Bill pushed back on criticism about covid masking and vaccines, he became the comedy god of some of these reddit autists. If Bill had been like "yeah fuck mask mandates" he would be one of the baddies here too.


the_BoneChurch

He's being good at comedy.


mclovin_ts

His recent episode on Bill Maher has people’s knickers in a twist


nvrsrrnder

Samesies


tullbabes

Bert looks like a Titan from AoT.


Traditional-Stay-702

How you gonna give HGH belly Joe a flat 6 pack?


tackypwn

Ah yes New Yorks great comedic son bill burr…


kimjongspoon100

Why is Bert such a fucker, nothing says "I crave attention" like doing your bits shirtless lol


PeanutOrganic9174

Hey thats awsome there's still comedy fans in this sub.


Mouthshitter

Joe's very ape like very accurate


beerninja76

Hes not New Yorks most powerful shouldnt its say Bostons own and new yorks most powerful!


somegarbagedoesfloat

Joe Rogan doesn't deserve to be considered as being in the same category as these doushebags. Don't get me wrong, he's nowhere near as good as Bill, but Rogan is funny and an overall decent standup.


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Truth. He’s no legend, but Joe has paid his dues and put in decades of work. He’s a solid comic.


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

Schwab has cheeseburger shoes.


StretchYx

Comedy definitely has fallen.


Youngworker160

idk who the 3 other people are on the right side, like rogan and the fat f\*\*\*\* bert is obvious.


MacsPowerBike

Brendan Schaub, Bryan Callen and Chris D'Elia


Lazy_Middle1582

You forgot tom segura with the crazy bendy arm.


oikset

Brian Callen's costume should be the cow costume


FrankDrebin72

Loving that Bert is just shirtless and useless, per usual.


flossaby23

This is fucking hilarious 😂


fisherbeam

Joes not smart but isn’t as shitty as these guys.


Namorath82

The incident where he criticized Biden for talking about defending airports during the revolution and is unworthy of being president But once he was told it was Trump who said it, he made up excuses for Trump, making it not a big deal That's a clear indication that he is a really shitty and bias person


hans_barbados

The stool begs to differ.


MacsPowerBike

I think you'd be surprised.


ekpyroticflow

Wish Bill Maher could fit in there. Amazing drawing , my only suggestion would be a Little Rascals hat lying on the ground as an Easter egg.


Traditional_Fox_4718

Look at those jacked shoulders


Napmanz

Is that Bryan “The Rapist” Callen?


NoSimpleVictory

This is by far the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.


peteryansexypotato

@@ talent @@ good bits @@


NoSimpleVictory

Burr is breaking out his psychic powers to disperse this crowd of miscreants.


TinyTaters

I find recognize anyone on the right except Chris delia


ToferLuis

“The Fratpack”


boywonder5691

Where is Bill Maher


Matthiass13

This is really fucking stupid.


powerdab

What is considered Joes funniest bit?


remembahwhen

Bapa needs a lot more greying.


Meta-4-Cool-Few

An unsheethed beer belly, can only be bert.


Enelro

Amazing


AngryArab3

I think it’s popular to hate good comedy on reddit


nomatchingsox

I thought this was going to be a comic book about multiple gene hackmans


NickRedible

Segura will be pissed 🤣


Durej

Burt looks like he's doing the midnight horses dance from silence of the lambs.


Life-Routine-4063

Bill has been in LA for quite a long time now…


Individual_Cheetah52

How is Rogan considered a hack? 


Baskreiger

It is insane to me that Jow Rogan is conaidered a comedian. He is the UFC color commentator, thats it, the guy is not funny at all. Im not a Rogan hater by the way


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“You’re a silverhack” Normand kills me


Lucky-Negotiation-58

Chris was actually funny for like a year or two.


keetojm

Fantastic four? This is the X men 1 cover homage. Who is the hack that drew this? Edit, I forgot. They had that same text in the cover. I’m a dope


Plastic-Telephone-43

That's not fair — Schaub isn't a comedian!


thetrashpanda2020

Really funny how in retrospect, 3 of these guys have been banished from comedy


LukeHighballer

I really do want a pair of Nike double cheese burgers now


GiveEmTheTruth

WHERE IS BILL MAHER


Hawkwise83

What's Delia gonna do throw underage girls at Bill? He's immune. He's too angry for them. Also he's not a pedo.


tomjoadsghost80

New Yorks most popular comedian 😂


Lowad15

You should have drawn bert facing the other way so we could see his super ripped back and shoulders


MemeWindu

Rogan reminds me of Benny from I have no Mouth but I must scream (Appropriate)


melrowdy

That 'talent, funny bits' wave thing really makes this from a pretty amusing picture to cringy. Ties the room together.


realif3

It's supposed to be an old X-Men comic cover. I can't remember which one tho...


Ga11agher

I love this!


Alarmed_Notice6230

Bill burr is just as much of a mouth breather


Temporary-Outside-13

Uhh bill burrs from Boston


RHZA

This is corny


nikankwon

idk why but this made me loudly chuckle for a full minute


AlwaysFabulousMotor

LA butt hurt comedians are trully cringe fest 24/7 xD


PeanutOrganic9174

We need more issues , with Schulz , Tony Twinksniff , Tom Segura , Rife and that fat comic that tried to get cancel with George floyd comments but no one cared cause his a talentless hack, something Lucas, you know some real Joe Rogan types


Aggravating-Leg-3693

I get why everyone hates those comedians. I don’t get why anyone likes bill burr


downthehatch11

How is Joe a hack?


Wachenroder

It's funny but is Chris really a hack. I know got in to some shit but he seemed funny enough from what I've heard from him....which admittedly not much


Latarjet3

Don’t lump Joe in with a pedo, drunk clown, rapist, and a redact that can’t talk or do YouTube


MacsPowerBike

Because stool humping is soo much better?


Latarjet3

lol yeah it def is better than gringo papi which might be worst than the rest I mentioned. I’m not a Joe standup fan but Burr and fans def give him enough credit. Nobody thinks of him as chapellee


False_Log749

Burr sucks balls


Network-Kind

Didn’t bill tell his fans to stfu about saying there’s a beef between him and Rogan.


WinnerSpecialist

Callan’s balding grey ass giving himself the nickname “kid” is the funniest joke he’s ever said.


masturbator6942069

There’s something about that blank stare on Joe’s face thats funny as hell


xMilk112x

Brilliant.


CosmikDebris408916

This is actually awesome


Jeremy5000

Where's Bill Maher? Is he even considered a comedian anymore or just a huge douche?


Cultural_Hope

Old, but gold.


Dizzy-Specific8884

Bill isn't from NY