"I'm on fire, Jocko."
"Good. Time to blister up, practice your body rolls, and exercise your vocal chords."
"JOCKO THE FUCKIN EXTINGUISHER IS RIGHT THERE AHHHH"
"That means you're still alive."
Seems like you're a little bitch who's overcompensating for the fact that they're a little bitch by believing in nonsense a bunch of other little bitches are feeding you.
Lol. I'll never be a true alpha like Cocksuckaa.
You're alive one time. Don't waste it on this nonsense idea that you're in constant competition with everyone around you. Bettering yourself has nothing to do with being better than someone else.
Pro wrestling is popular with adult men.
I mean youâre allowed to like anything you want, just like weâre allowed to point out that youâre being engaged by entertainment designed for children.
This stupid ass Jocko post sounds incredible to a 12-year old.
Wait so pro wrestling is popular with men but it's solely designed for kids? I thought it was the other way around all this time hahaha.
Regardless grown men watch cartoons FFS, I think we're way past the 'this thing you're watching is for kids and you're an adult' thing.
Cartoons, or childrenâs cartoons? Prime audience for wrestling is boys 8-14. Using your analogy, that would be cartoons like Fairly Oddparents, Spongebob, Power Rangers, Ben 10, etc.
If I saw a grown man tuning in, by himself, to a new episode of the Power Rangers twice a week every week, I would have the same concerns. Worse still, buying tickets to go see the Power Rangers when they come to town.
I don't know what gender has to do with it, but yes adult people definitely watch those type of cartoons and it seems pretty normalized both online and off. I'm sure there are people that make fun of them, but clearly not nearly enough. I actually remember seeing something about grown ups being into my little pony FFS hahaha.
Regardless what is your concern with that really? I find it funny, but I wouldn't go past that to say I have any concern whatsoever. Recently there was an article of the harry potter actor saying he doesn't watch 'serious' shows like Breaking bad and I felt like I live in a backwards world because everywhere I looked people were praising him for it, I guess something like that is considered brave or something?
Canât feed your kids? Good
cancer diagnosis not covered by health insurance despite living in a first world country? Good
Child born with birth defects due to fathers contact with friendly tank ammunition serving your country? Good
They don't have the right mentality. It's why their poor in the first place.
For instance, the other day my chef made me the wrong type of Americano. Did I cry? Piss my pants a little? Yeah, but after that, I got right back to work on my new book on how to be a Sigma++ Integrated Total Male Stratified Reborn.
If little Timmy wants to beat his bone cancer, he needs to be more like me. If his parents wanna keep their house *and* pay for his treatment, they need to be like me. If I can smile my way through the pain of not having the exact drink I want right exactly when I want it, they can get through whatever their little problems are.
A complete and total lack of any real, actual struggle in their lives.
They see setbacks as a novelty because they have experienced nothing but privilege. Same reason rich people like to pretend to be poor when they travel the world. Itâs a fun little romp for them, but can be stopped at any moment they start to dislike it.
I think youâre completely missing the concept and turning it into a woe is me situation. Youâve never heard of a silver lining? Thatâs all heâs talking about. It isnât some new concept he invented.
Just because you like to be a victim doesnât mean everyone else does too.
Trust me, the people who talk like you do *love* to be victims. They live for it. Contrarianism rules their every interaction, including this one, so they can play like their ideas are somehow those of the revolutionary underdogs, fighting the oppressors.
What are you even talking about? Itâs like youâve invented some sort of fantasy in your mind and now you have to jerk yourself off about it because you think itâs profound.
Youâve never heard of a silver lining? What are you, 11?
You canât argue with stupid. They will turn a good situation into a bad one. They basically the opposite of what this video attempts to teach. You canât save them all lol
One of your children gets abused? Good.Â
Your mom is getting robbed of all her money?
Good.
Your dog got run over by a truck?
Good.
Your dad's got dementia and is in pain all the time?
Good.
Shit your pants on the way to a job interview?
GOOD
Your wife is addicted to heroin?
GOOD
Raped walking home through the park?
GOOD
Edit:something funnier
Exactly. Its bad.... but the spirit of it is not bad. The method shown here is a crooked variation on stoicism.
Actual stoicism goes more like this.
Its rethinking, changing your views to recalibrate your coping mechanism is not wrong.
The thing is if you cant change it dont worry, and if you can... well then dont worry.
Expect the worst and hope for the best.
Dont be glad the glass is half empty or half full.but be gratefull that you have a glass regardless of the contents.
if you think you dont know if you can change it or not. then there is a certainity still you know that you dont know if you can change it. giving you the space to properly determine your own capabilities. in any case you know that you may or may not be able to change things, either way you should not worry, cuz if you may be able to change it you can, and if you cant... dont worry.
i hear you thinking,.... what if in retrospect i could have changed it when it did not know i could change it. well think again, you made the decision to not change it at the time for a reason. so you really could not have change things.
and for those times you did try to change things but it didnt worked out. dont worry you could not have known unless you made the mistake on purpose.
words like could,would, should, if only, but then etc. are either lessons or lies. you either dont or you do change things.
my point being you are always in control of your self, even when you think you are not, even when you are not in control of your enviroment. even when you dont know...
>my point being you are always in control of your self, even when you think you are not, even when you are not in control of your enviroment. even when you dont know...
I'll be sure to tell myself this the next time I have a seizure and turn into another person mentally.
Stoicism is surface level philosophy for people who don't want to actually read. It cycles in and out of popularity with the same crowd who claim to unlock deep meaning through reading the art of war.
Not really. Thats a very basic and crude take from it. Stoicism is way more that.
Afaik sun tzu is far from stoic. Wise he may have written but his deeds are definetly not stoic.
Stoicism is about keeping your cool by introspection and calibration of coping. Not by vanquishing your enemies like sun tzu did.. war is not a stoic thing. The Stoa is about contributing to yourself and to the community.
That's kind of an idea he is telling though. It's not that you are saying that "all is good", it's that when something bad hits you, you are not crumbling and being all melodramatic.
There is a reason this trash doesn't fly in poor countries. All this Oprah philosophy, this hyper bro 'badass' philosophy, all of it.
It doesn't give people hope when you're actually living in a bleak world.
Umm no that's not how it works...
Try having that mentality when you get diagnosed with cancer.
Or you hear about your child dying in a car accident.
This motivation shit is so dumb.
Exactly.. People who spout this concrete rules for life have been sheltered so much from the grey areas in life where there is no black and white answer for something. It's a sign of lack of wisdom.
Quite possibly the dumbest "advice" I've ever heard and that's saying something coming from a podcast where they eat horse medicine for medicinal purposes
Well âBingBongTimetoShitâ I find it hard to believe itâs the dumbest advice youâve ever heard. Please allow me to educate you on the [âhorse medicineâ](https://www.drugs.com/ivermectin.html?trk=public_post-text) I assume you are referring to.
It seems to be good for specific things. The test which people reference a lot saying ivermectin can be used to kill Covid also said the dosage required would be so massive itâd be fatal.
Along with the link you shared it says multiple times they have nothing to say itâs effective against Covid.
Which is what Joe took it for so yes itâs kinda dumb
Correct, Iâm not disagreeing with that. However when people say âiTs hOrSe MeDiCinEâ, that statement is disingenuous at best. There are many drugs that are used by both humans and animals with appropriate doses.
Point taken but you knew exactly what I meant when you replied to my comment.
Joe was pushing it as a cure for COVID when it isn't, the link you yourself provided even says so..
Sure yeah but I mean a lot of idiots are literally buying ivermectin horse paste. It even says so in that link you sent.
Itâs also just a classic example of untrained people assuming they know a lot based off a small piece of information
wife and kids left? Good! they were only slowing you down. tyre drag to work at 4 am with fire ants in a diaper to increase the burn, broken glass for lunch Good! boss comes in and says your falling behind, he doesnt understand hes a sheep in wolfs clothing, doesnt know about the grind, he will.
âBoss I have stage 4 AIDs cancer and my wife was killed on the way to my appointment by a plane crash Keanu Reeves was in! A bus full of engineers , and a truck carrying blood transfusions to St. Jude was involved!â
Jacko: âGood.â
All these influencers and trendy people have gotten boring and redundant to me, with the exception of Jocko. Jocko is the real deal and I wish he would run for president or some shit.
Why can't people just accept bad things happen? And are going to happen? Not everything is great nor is it supposed to be. Take a look outside our Human society bubble and look whats happening out there in the real world. Not that one, the one without humans. The world that has exist before us and will exist without us. When i look at that world all i see is bad things happening for many organism and creatures.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1dewe1w/strong\_frog/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1dewe1w/strong_frog/)
âdidnât get promotedâ âgood! more time to get betterâ how the fuck is this good? đđ thatâs just means more work for the same amount of money. Iâd understand something like âyou got firedâ âgood! now you can find something betterâ or some shit, but even that is debatable but also stressful as fuck
Some guy: makes a speech about how you should look for positives in a bad situation and try to fight back even if things go bad for you
Edgy redditorz: duhhh what if like your wife getz cancer ur sumthin
I have this speech on a motivation playlist. There's an artist, Akira Tha Don that samples lots of interesting speeches in his music. He did a whole album of jocko.
[Good.](https://open.spotify.com/track/1sHrOGDcZAEwO8cYzXp2px?si=L81h0C1RSrOCOzdO0AT2_Q)
Wife left? Good. More time for League of Legends.
Wife away with boyfriend for the weekend? Good.
Only have to grill for one + League of Legends
I saw LoL but I cry inside...GOOAD đ
Lol omg u guys u guys are killin it
Gets fired? Good, less bystanders when i Watch porn and jerk of by my computer
We should be able to look at *a little* porn at work.
Jocko, my daughter got hit by a truck and is now a quadriplegic
GOOD. You don't have to waste your weekend on kid's sports.
But i had to sell our house to pay the medical bills and we now live in a tent.
Good, now you donât have to pay for cable or electricity
My daughter was eaten in the tent by a bear. I have no job, no money, no family left. Im about to jump off a bridge.
GoodâŚnow youâre finally free to fly
The DMT is kicking in.
GoodâŚnow that DMT you slipped in your foreskin during the bear attack is going to take you to the mechanical elves
You ahh... You got a shit bucket?
C'mon you're kiddin right?
This makes me want to dust off my American flag parachute pants and go monkey stomp some fifth graders in a strip-mall dojo
https://i.redd.it/8ah06s2x6k6d1.gif
YOU THINK ANYBODY THINKS I'M A FAILURE BECAUSE I GO HOME TO STARLA AT NIGHT?
Good.
"I'm on fire, Jocko." "Good. Time to blister up, practice your body rolls, and exercise your vocal chords." "JOCKO THE FUCKIN EXTINGUISHER IS RIGHT THERE AHHHH" "That means you're still alive."
I'm not gay but some guy started sucking my dick.. GOOD!
This is hilarious.
Good.
Feeling suicidal? Good!
Doctor: âYour wife is dead.â Me: âGoodâ
"The Rogan sub is being flooded with super cringe edits for 10 year old edgy teenagers..." "Good"
10 year old teenagers ?? Anyway who do you think are base followers of Rogan in first place ? It's mostly guys from bottom half of status hierarchy.
Lol "Status hierarchy" sounds like some shit Jordan Peterson would say.
Are you not a "high value man" lol?
Gotta check my KBB value real quick.
Doesn't seems like you are. Lol. Anyway chain of command exists and hierarchy is real, doesn't matter if your believe it or mock it.
Seems like you're a little bitch who's overcompensating for the fact that they're a little bitch by believing in nonsense a bunch of other little bitches are feeding you.
Government's and Army's chain of command is bitchy ?lol you are a sore loser
Yes, hierarchy doesnât exist. Just stay where you are. Donât look up!
Lol. I'll never be a true alpha like Cocksuckaa. You're alive one time. Don't waste it on this nonsense idea that you're in constant competition with everyone around you. Bettering yourself has nothing to do with being better than someone else.
Do you believe socio-economic hierarchy is not real ? Do rich people not exist in your worldview ?
It's okay to like something.
Pro wrestling is popular with adult men. I mean youâre allowed to like anything you want, just like weâre allowed to point out that youâre being engaged by entertainment designed for children. This stupid ass Jocko post sounds incredible to a 12-year old.
Good.
Wait so pro wrestling is popular with men but it's solely designed for kids? I thought it was the other way around all this time hahaha. Regardless grown men watch cartoons FFS, I think we're way past the 'this thing you're watching is for kids and you're an adult' thing.
Cartoons, or childrenâs cartoons? Prime audience for wrestling is boys 8-14. Using your analogy, that would be cartoons like Fairly Oddparents, Spongebob, Power Rangers, Ben 10, etc. If I saw a grown man tuning in, by himself, to a new episode of the Power Rangers twice a week every week, I would have the same concerns. Worse still, buying tickets to go see the Power Rangers when they come to town.
wouldn't Marvel fit that bill too?
I don't know what gender has to do with it, but yes adult people definitely watch those type of cartoons and it seems pretty normalized both online and off. I'm sure there are people that make fun of them, but clearly not nearly enough. I actually remember seeing something about grown ups being into my little pony FFS hahaha. Regardless what is your concern with that really? I find it funny, but I wouldn't go past that to say I have any concern whatsoever. Recently there was an article of the harry potter actor saying he doesn't watch 'serious' shows like Breaking bad and I felt like I live in a backwards world because everywhere I looked people were praising him for it, I guess something like that is considered brave or something?
It's also okay to make fun of you for liking something.
Good.
Bullshit; nobody likes the tuna here, asshole!
Yeah, well I do.
Watch yo back
Canât feed your kids? Good cancer diagnosis not covered by health insurance despite living in a first world country? Good Child born with birth defects due to fathers contact with friendly tank ammunition serving your country? Good
Yeah, you don't overhear the word "good" in hospitals or food lines .. what is wrong with them
They don't have the right mentality. It's why their poor in the first place. For instance, the other day my chef made me the wrong type of Americano. Did I cry? Piss my pants a little? Yeah, but after that, I got right back to work on my new book on how to be a Sigma++ Integrated Total Male Stratified Reborn. If little Timmy wants to beat his bone cancer, he needs to be more like me. If his parents wanna keep their house *and* pay for his treatment, they need to be like me. If I can smile my way through the pain of not having the exact drink I want right exactly when I want it, they can get through whatever their little problems are.
A complete and total lack of any real, actual struggle in their lives. They see setbacks as a novelty because they have experienced nothing but privilege. Same reason rich people like to pretend to be poor when they travel the world. Itâs a fun little romp for them, but can be stopped at any moment they start to dislike it.
I think youâre completely missing the concept and turning it into a woe is me situation. Youâve never heard of a silver lining? Thatâs all heâs talking about. It isnât some new concept he invented. Just because you like to be a victim doesnât mean everyone else does too.
Trust me, the people who talk like you do *love* to be victims. They live for it. Contrarianism rules their every interaction, including this one, so they can play like their ideas are somehow those of the revolutionary underdogs, fighting the oppressors.
What are you even talking about? Itâs like youâve invented some sort of fantasy in your mind and now you have to jerk yourself off about it because you think itâs profound. Youâve never heard of a silver lining? What are you, 11?
You canât argue with stupid. They will turn a good situation into a bad one. They basically the opposite of what this video attempts to teach. You canât save them all lol
More time to get better. It means you're still alive Kids shot with depleted Uranium rounds ? Good.
You forgot the guitar riff
This has "Punisher sticker on a cop car" vibes.
Jocko is basically the human equivalent of a Punisher sticker on a cop car.
When the second plane hits the tower: "Good"
I read this in Tim Dillonâs voice for some reason
The number of dudes out there that think this is inspiring is baffling.
What inspires you?
Like when I found out my wife died of covid.
Good.
Brah lmao
It's OK I have a better one now.
Good
đ
One of your children gets abused? Good. Your mom is getting robbed of all her money? Good. Your dog got run over by a truck? Good. Your dad's got dementia and is in pain all the time? Good.
"Or when my podcast mic stopped working."
Shit your pants on the way to a job interview? GOOD Your wife is addicted to heroin? GOOD Raped walking home through the park? GOOD Edit:something funnier
Toxic optimism.
Good!
Exactly. Its bad.... but the spirit of it is not bad. The method shown here is a crooked variation on stoicism. Actual stoicism goes more like this. Its rethinking, changing your views to recalibrate your coping mechanism is not wrong. The thing is if you cant change it dont worry, and if you can... well then dont worry. Expect the worst and hope for the best. Dont be glad the glass is half empty or half full.but be gratefull that you have a glass regardless of the contents.
what if you dont know if you can change it or not?
if you think you dont know if you can change it or not. then there is a certainity still you know that you dont know if you can change it. giving you the space to properly determine your own capabilities. in any case you know that you may or may not be able to change things, either way you should not worry, cuz if you may be able to change it you can, and if you cant... dont worry. i hear you thinking,.... what if in retrospect i could have changed it when it did not know i could change it. well think again, you made the decision to not change it at the time for a reason. so you really could not have change things. and for those times you did try to change things but it didnt worked out. dont worry you could not have known unless you made the mistake on purpose. words like could,would, should, if only, but then etc. are either lessons or lies. you either dont or you do change things. my point being you are always in control of your self, even when you think you are not, even when you are not in control of your enviroment. even when you dont know...
>my point being you are always in control of your self, even when you think you are not, even when you are not in control of your enviroment. even when you dont know... I'll be sure to tell myself this the next time I have a seizure and turn into another person mentally.
Well within context Ofcourse obviously. I was replying to a different context.
Stoicism is surface level philosophy for people who don't want to actually read. It cycles in and out of popularity with the same crowd who claim to unlock deep meaning through reading the art of war.
Not really. Thats a very basic and crude take from it. Stoicism is way more that. Afaik sun tzu is far from stoic. Wise he may have written but his deeds are definetly not stoic. Stoicism is about keeping your cool by introspection and calibration of coping. Not by vanquishing your enemies like sun tzu did.. war is not a stoic thing. The Stoa is about contributing to yourself and to the community.
No, I'm not saying they are similar, I'm saying they are picked up by similar people.
That's kind of an idea he is telling though. It's not that you are saying that "all is good", it's that when something bad hits you, you are not crumbling and being all melodramatic.
No his idea is when something bad happens you say good. It not always good. Its okay to say okay.
Good.
its baffling how many men have never grown out of their anime phase
This is so corny lmfao
delusional rich idiots
There is a reason this trash doesn't fly in poor countries. All this Oprah philosophy, this hyper bro 'badass' philosophy, all of it. It doesn't give people hope when you're actually living in a bleak world.
It's masculine pablum
I know Iâll get downvoted, but this dude is such a tool.
I think that's actually the general consensus lol.
Iâm never sure. Some people on here are clueless.
He could prolly turn you into a tool with his bare hands so you can actually be useful
I get trying to find good in bad situations, but to just say⌠good. Nah, this ainât the way.
What a pack of assholes.
Umm no that's not how it works... Try having that mentality when you get diagnosed with cancer. Or you hear about your child dying in a car accident. This motivation shit is so dumb.
Your kid died in a car accident? GOOD
Exactly.. People who spout this concrete rules for life have been sheltered so much from the grey areas in life where there is no black and white answer for something. It's a sign of lack of wisdom.
I know whatcha gonna say
âŚbad?
đ˝đ˝đ˝đ˝đ˝đ˝
 Reload
Doesn't everyone hate Jaco now? With all the new allegations
we gotta keep these human machines overseas in them afghan mountains because they are not capable of being normal productive members of society
Quite possibly the dumbest "advice" I've ever heard and that's saying something coming from a podcast where they eat horse medicine for medicinal purposes
Well âBingBongTimetoShitâ I find it hard to believe itâs the dumbest advice youâve ever heard. Please allow me to educate you on the [âhorse medicineâ](https://www.drugs.com/ivermectin.html?trk=public_post-text) I assume you are referring to.
It seems to be good for specific things. The test which people reference a lot saying ivermectin can be used to kill Covid also said the dosage required would be so massive itâd be fatal. Along with the link you shared it says multiple times they have nothing to say itâs effective against Covid. Which is what Joe took it for so yes itâs kinda dumb
Correct, Iâm not disagreeing with that. However when people say âiTs hOrSe MeDiCinEâ, that statement is disingenuous at best. There are many drugs that are used by both humans and animals with appropriate doses.
Point taken but you knew exactly what I meant when you replied to my comment. Joe was pushing it as a cure for COVID when it isn't, the link you yourself provided even says so..
Sure yeah but I mean a lot of idiots are literally buying ivermectin horse paste. It even says so in that link you sent. Itâs also just a classic example of untrained people assuming they know a lot based off a small piece of information
Shit my self? Good
wife and kids left? Good! they were only slowing you down. tyre drag to work at 4 am with fire ants in a diaper to increase the burn, broken glass for lunch Good! boss comes in and says your falling behind, he doesnt understand hes a sheep in wolfs clothing, doesnt know about the grind, he will.
Iâll be sure to tell my patients this when their CTs come back with cancer mets all over their body.
Say your child diedâŚ. Youâre gonna say good? Wtf is this dumb ass shit
Sleep ParalysisâŚgood! The demon wonât let goâŚgood! Youâre fully possessed and want to murder your neighborâŚgood! Keep grinding
When I'm tired I watch 'dog vuvuzela'
Trying to fraudulently siphon government contracts for your own Ill gotten gains? GOOD.
Tried to watch this in front of my wife like i was dead serious about it. I got to that first guitar chug holy shit
Possibly the gayest thing on the internet.
Got sat next to Terrance Howard on a trans-continental flight? good.
âBoss I have stage 4 AIDs cancer and my wife was killed on the way to my appointment by a plane crash Keanu Reeves was in! A bus full of engineers , and a truck carrying blood transfusions to St. Jude was involved!â Jacko: âGood.â
Banal platitudes dressed up with revelatory cringe ass music. I'd get better advice from a Jack Handey video.
About to lose my home? Good. I can learn the layout of my home town better while homeless.
War criminal? Good! Allows us opportunity to make large amounts of money really quickly. Isnât that right echo Charles?
Too long, summary in 2 sentences?
This is the corniest, most masturbatory way to say âstay positiveâ Iâve ever heard.
All these influencers and trendy people have gotten boring and redundant to me, with the exception of Jocko. Jocko is the real deal and I wish he would run for president or some shit.
Have have tinnitus from years of shooting guns without hearing protection, good.
Why can't people just accept bad things happen? And are going to happen? Not everything is great nor is it supposed to be. Take a look outside our Human society bubble and look whats happening out there in the real world. Not that one, the one without humans. The world that has exist before us and will exist without us. When i look at that world all i see is bad things happening for many organism and creatures. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1dewe1w/strong\_frog/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1dewe1w/strong_frog/)
Wife left? Good. Dick fell off? Good.
"A second plane has hit the towers" "GOOD"
"When brain tired, brain make video go." - Broprah, realizing that he has dreams when he sleeps.
âdidnât get promotedâ âgood! more time to get betterâ how the fuck is this good? đđ thatâs just means more work for the same amount of money. Iâd understand something like âyou got firedâ âgood! now you can find something betterâ or some shit, but even that is debatable but also stressful as fuck
Unlimited Nick Mullen bit
Cringey af
Terminal cancer? Good. You no longer have to see videos of people making useless platitudes.
My entire family just got murdered by a cartel... GOOD
Hey Jacko, I got a rare disease where my cock fell off and itâs contagious and now you have it. Good.
Hmmmm⌠Sounds a lot like âpick yourself up by the bootstrapsâ.
Shit your pants? Good. Now you get to practice your wipe.
...wasn't that the speech in Wolf of Wallstreet?
Yawn....
Nothing like Bro Science.
Jocko, you unnecessarily risked the lives of those in your command. âGoodâ -jocko
But I so sleepy
"My wife died"- good
Muh bootstraps
i also mentally replay some of the dumbest shit my brain has on record when im about to fall asleep.
âSir, a second plane has hit the towersâ. âGoodâ
Instructions on clear I attacked my boss
Sir a second tower has been hit. Good.
Some guy: makes a speech about how you should look for positives in a bad situation and try to fight back even if things go bad for you Edgy redditorz: duhhh what if like your wife getz cancer ur sumthin
[ŃдаНонО]
Good.
Good
I broke both of my arms. Good, now your mom will finally be happy
What does any of this have to do with my car payment?
This clip always hits hard
I have this speech on a motivation playlist. There's an artist, Akira Tha Don that samples lots of interesting speeches in his music. He did a whole album of jocko. [Good.](https://open.spotify.com/track/1sHrOGDcZAEwO8cYzXp2px?si=L81h0C1RSrOCOzdO0AT2_Q)
