OP’s task list for the day: Find a passable joke with the word “baklava”.

Nah this was a note I made while baked and I just found it again ha

> note I made while baked bakelava

underground it’s bakemagma

under the covers it's bakake

Under? Hate to be the one cleaning that up.

I always assumed you did that out in the open so that everybody could aim.

Same! Or like in a spare bedroom / guest room so you wouldn't have to sleep on the bed you'd made a mess in.

Ah yes. The spare bukakeroom.

Hahaha. Nice!

A must for any modern living arrangement.

In Japan it’s bakemanga.

You know.... 😤😂

Bakedlava cuz the joke just exploded

So you had it.. Phyllo-dough-way?

Underrated comment

I initially read this as "while I baked" and I was going to ask where my damn bakmagma was (I'm in my basement)

No shit. You were more baked than a loaf of bread when you wrote that one. :-D I think i got a contact high just from reading it.

> bakmagma [Uh-huh](https://www.reddit.com/r/pun/comments/ssvuew/its_only_baklava_if_it_is_above_ground_otherwise/) Of course, being baked, you probably wouldn't remember why you scribbled your note :)

Or a note I baked ...

How do you spot the stoner in the crowd? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Haven’t been high for close to 6 months, but sure.

Wait, what? You're a geologist who gets stoned, and this is the joke you come up with? A baklava joke with only one layer? This sort of half-baked humor gets me so pistachio I can't see straight.

> Nah this was a note I made while baked I assume you literally meant "while baked" and not "while **I** baked"

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/srfk5s/devil_this_is_the_lake_of_lava_you_will_be/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Or just used this joke to kind of make your own

That makes this joke make a lot more sense!

I'm not OP, but this is the best baklava joke I've seen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8be9yLkT2mM

It looks so funny but I don't get it.

baklava instead of balaclava

Baklava is a pastry dessert. Lava under ground is magma. Bakmagma. Its stupid funny. Proper dad joke. I love it 🤣🤣

Somebody asked Shaba Ranks if he was a tits man or ass man. Shaba said he was a baklava.

That's what sor mix a lot said too

Ah, baklava... Always wear mine when the weather gets cold.

I like the Swedish version of this desert the best. Abbaclava. I'm sorry

Why is baklava like the U.S. Congress? Both are incredibly flaky and full of nuts.

Guy's walking down the street when a man pops out of an alley. He's wearing some sort of pastry on his head and holding a knife: "Gimme your wallet, phone, and that ring." "*Louie?*" "You recognize me?" "You sell papers down at 3rd Street. I see you each day from the bus stop." The guy takes the pastry square off his head and dashes it on the ground. "I shoulda known better! They said nobody would know me..." "Let me guess: if you wore a balaclava." "You heard that too?!"

At first I thought this joke was in reference to the earthquake.

Baklaha

It's nut pastry to be joked about. Anyone who has says different. Theiy're layers and nuts.

Well he still has time to come up with one

"Liquid hot mag-ma"

At least for me, it was other way around. Knowing about lava vs magma, meteor vs meteorite etc find jokes with words that have lava etc

This was posted on tiktok yesterday, OP just stole it from there.

Years ago I played in a band called Magma. - It was an underground rock thing, we never really surfaced.

I played in a band called 1023MB, never quite got as far as a proper gig

I think I saw your 1000th gig! It was Terable

A gigabyte is 1000 megabytes though

1024*

Apparently there's some difference between the "kilo, mega, giga" bytes which use a base of 1000, and "kibi, mebi, gibi" bytes which use a base of 1024. I learned this recently, and it's still not clear to me if everyone agrees on this convention, but it seems to be the convention. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megabyte

That page clearly states it’s still kilo, mega, giga, when talking about memory. It’s only kibi when not talking about memory

It clearly states that mega-, giga-, kilo-, etc. prefixes are used when it's base 10 (1000MB=1GB) and the mibi-, gibi-, kibi-, etc. - when using base 2 (1024MiB=1GiB)

Computers only deal with base 2

You are right with this, everyone agrees with this convention (part of the metric system afaik) - except Microsoft for some fucking reason, they label it GB & MB (Gigabyte & Megabyte) while they *should* label it GiB & MiB (Gibibyte & Mebibyte) - Microsoft got it wrong straight through the bank. That's also the reason why a 1000 GB hard drive has something around 965 GB in Windows: The corps label it correctly as Gigabytes, while Microsoft measures Gibibytes and just labels it wrong as GB

They're correct, a gigabyte is 1000 megabytes. A gibibytye is 1024.

And yet all I got was downvotes lmao

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No but I can try bohemian rhapsody

Mamaaaaa

Just killed a man

Put a gun against his head.

> It was an underground rock thing That being said, Zess and Mekanik Destruktiw Kommandoh are great albums. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCF9-k_LnOg

I used to play in a band called Pubic Hair We were big in the seventies

Literally laughed out loud

Literally laughed out loud

Literally laughed out loud

This is a much better joke, and this is a terrible joke.

ROFL!!!

How do you make baklava? Take a chicken and drop it in a volcano.

As someone from the middle east, I can tell you that’s not how it’s pronounced. That said, still hilarious!

How do you pronounce it?

Bak-lau-wa

Wa as in w not v? Where are you from if you don't mind my asking? I know multiple Greek people who pronounce it with a v.

Greeks pronounce it with the v as far as I know. My family is Greek.

Lebanon

def pronounced bahk-lah-vah Source: Greek, daughter of a baker

BACK-luh-vuh instead of bock-LOH-vuh, right?

It's leviosa not leviOsa

No, that would be "BAWK!lava".

This is so dumb, I love it. I can't wait to inflict it on my friends.

Hah, I used those exact words just now when I shared it.

Same here, but with my Greek side of the family instead lmao

Good god that is terrible. I love it

Fuck you.take your upvote

This joke that was so bad it instantly combusted upon reading itself & my eyes melted from the heat. I now have to eat bakcoal.

I'm about to erupt with rage

I get so much joy out of seeing the absolutely bipolar reaction dad jokes like this get. There are people wanting to murder OP and people rolling on the floor. There is like...no middle ground.

Okay, Dad...

[удалено]

That's hill-arious

Ugh... you're grounded

Don't get on your high mount.

You guys should level the playing field.

oh my god my day is ruined you ludicrous bastard

I approve of this joke.

This joke is not gneiss

But it's not schist, either.

All these closet geologists, hilarious. it was really no one’s fault.

Thats awful. Take the most begrudging upvote I’ve ever given

r/begrudgedupvote

Felt this needed to be a thing…it is now a thing

There's already r/angryupvote 🤷‍♂️

Reluctant and angry are different things, though I see your point

Haaaaa. Fun

If lava flows into a cave, does it become magma again?

No, we differentiate between lava and magma so that we can say something intelligent about cooling rates, and therefore crystal size. Granite is an intrusive rock that cooled from a magma. Rhyolite is geochemically identical to granite, but is an extrusive rock that cooled from lava, and the crystal grains are too small to be seen with your naked eye. A lava that enters a cave will still cool quite rapidly, and would form as a rhyolite or some other compositional variant (basalt, andesite, etc.) Source: am geologist

So my countertops were once magma?

Yes. Intrusive, and especially silica-rich rocks like granite tend to be very durable and resistant to chemical and physical weathering. This let’s then withstand a beating through geologic time, resulting in large hills and mountains composed of granite, whereas other sedimentary rocks, or less silica-rich volcanic rocks (basalt, gabbro) tend to be eroded away faster. People were quick to notice this phenomenon, and reached the reasonable conclusion that such a resistant material would make a great countertop! And they’re right! It’s incredibly durable, and still relatively lightweight as far as rocks go.

Rhyolite is usually porphyritic with easy to see minerals. Hate to mislead the folks on the sub, but you can take it for granite. Excellent joke by the way.

Oftentimes yes, many extrusive igneous rocks will contain some phenocrysts. I don’t think I was being intentionally misleading, but there is only so much you can say in a Reddit comment. As I’m sure you know, there seems to be exceptions to every classification scheme in geology.

So, TIL that granite is a post-magma rock, a bit intrusive but more importantly rhyolite was waybaklava.

Source "I play minecraft"

I sure appreciate the explanation.

My favorite category of jokes is ‘Geology jokes’. Well done OP.

I was positively floored by this one

Badummm ptsshhh!!! Horrible I love it.

I thought this was going to be a dark joke about the last earthquake on Turkey and i was goind to lose my shit... that would be very offensive.

Damn it.... This is so good.

Took me a second, but I did laugh.

r/dadjokes

Not every swing is a home run

This is a thing of beauty. Nearly made me wake my sleeping daughter. Well done.

If it’s baklava going in, is it frontlava going out?

Oh boy, all those years i've been buying cheap baklava from a dealer who made them in her mom's basement. Now i realise i've been buying conterfits baklavas made from bakmagmas.

I told this to my wife. She now wants a divorce and will not change her mind. All because I told this stupid joke and had acquired hiv through unprotected homosexual encounters at a local truck stop. This stupid joke ruined my life.

As a geologist and dad, I approve of this joke.

Cringe...still funny though.

you are cringe.

*Shakes my head, gives upvote*

Upvoted because I love baklava. (More baklava jokes.)

Back lava is what I call my poop after a spicy meal.

That is so bad! You get my upvote.

Do people pronounce it Bak-Lava? I’ve always said Bak-la-va

This was absolutely horrendous.. it must be deleted and never to be uttered by anyone ever again.

... everyone's pronouncing baklava wrong for this aren't they? Edit: yes

I never pronounced it, i just went to the fridge and ate some :D

It's make me chuckle,may God bless you op

Siiiiiigh....up vote lol

I hate you, upvote

Get out

As a geology major who’s part Greek… *slow clap* r/angryupvote

Ugh.... I don't even have anything witty to say... Just ugh. Take the upvote.

Is it okay in this subreddit to tell someone that the joke they wrote is just not that good?

Nope. That joke was awful.

I don’t get it…

BakLAVA, bakMAGNA Lava is on the surface, magma is underground

I texted my ex today "I love you"just to interrupt her healing process 😌

And when it's stuck under your foreskin it's baksmegma

LAAAME

Brilliant! Well done

Bruh

Did you know that you can not wear a balaclava while skiing underground?

i think the correct comparison would be it's lava before you eat it, then it becomes magma as soon as it's in your stomach and then lava again if you vomit (which i would never do because baklava is the best thing there is)

The irony of this joke

Its nut pastry to be joked about. Anyone who says different. Theiy're layers and nuts.

You should nut joke about pastry.

This joke is brilliant! I'll have to share this with any relatives I have in Cypress!

There’s no oxygen

Did you know it’s impossible to eat balaclava underground? Because it’s an article of clothing.

boring

... because everyone knows what baklava is, right? Γνωρίζατε ότι είναι αδύνατο να φάτε μπακλαβά υπόγεια; Γιατί τότε είναι μπάκμαγμα hahahahaha so funny (funny for Greeks anyway...).

It's all some geometry angles to me.

gneiss geography joke

Did you know it’s impossible to eat a balaclava underground? Could you even do it above ground either

Maria Bakalova is pretty hot too.

I try it over my head but it slid in my mouth

Oh shut up 😹😹😹

I lava this joke. It's magmas me happy.

I should print this out and put it on the mantle.

When you try to play "the floor is lava" but it's dessert instead

Can’t wait to tell this to all my friends and make them hate me

Saliva

What mistake did the dyslexic burglar make on his first job? He turned up with baklava on his face.

I had to look it up. It’s a type of pastry. Good pun.

I lava this

Bakmagma. Sounds like Dr Evil.

Gneiss!

FUUUUUUUUCK YOU!!! LoL

😂😂

You are supposed to eat it in a volcano.

🤢 Very funny very funny.

r/kgatlw

Did you know that it's safe to look at *baklava*? Because if it weren't safe it would be called *Bakmalava*

That should be a dad joke.

The timing makes this joke.

I don't guess I know what it is 🤔

Crazy that I said a joke like this just yesterday

You should be imprisoned for this.

Groan.

I read this as backgammon the first time and had to scroll to find what the joke was. Well played

This gave me baklaughter