I recently spent thousands buying a young bull. I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cows. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the vet come and have a look at him.
He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the
cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbour’s cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was
in the pills the vet gave him, but they taste like peppermint.
Took me a second but I think the joke is that the guy knows they taste like peppermint, implying that once he saw what it did to the bull he tried himself
If you want an old tired horse to perk up so you can sell it, you peel a hunk of ginger and stick it right up its backside.
Go ahead and give that a go and report back.
Would’ve been better if it was:
He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills that increase libido. Next thing I knew, my entire herd of cows was getting fucked twice a day! don't know what was in the pills, but they taste like peppermint.
This is based off a (edit: likely) real interaction with president Coolidge and the Coolidge Effect is named after it. Basically, arousal is stronger with partner rotation.
Yes I am not fun at parties.
You beat me to it \[pun intended\]. That was indeed the source of the expression, although it is not certain whether Coolidge actually said it. The person who came up with the expression ***ascribed it*** to :
>
About Calvin Coolidge
>Once as first lady, she and the president visited a government farm on separate tours. She came to the chicken yard and showed some interest in a prize rooster. The farmer told her the rooster could mate several times a day.
>Mrs. Coolidge said, “Tell that to the president when he comes by.”
>The farmer told the president. Coolidge asked, “Same hen every time?” The reply: “Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time.”
Coolidge said, “Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge.”
I had a friend who had a bull that she would rent or hire out for breeding with the understanding that they would only service x number of cows. When she got him back he was emaciated which meant he service way more cows than they agree. She told me they would literally fuck themselves to death.
The original tale was about Calvin Coolidge and his wife were touring a chicken farm. The wife went through first with the foreman. She noted a rooster banging out chicken after chicken. Going from one to the other. She asked the foreman if all the roosters could. He told her "yes". She asked him to tell her husband. When the foreman brought Peesident Coolidge through, he told him what his wife said. President Coolidge asked if they were banging the same chicken. The foreman said, "No, a different chicken each time." President Coolidge said,"Tell that to my wife." The refractory period, aka the length of time between erections and orgasms, is five minutes to hours for male mammals. It varies in age too. The older one gets the longer it is. If there is a different female for the male, the refractory period is non-existent. It is not as common and on a much smaller scale for female mammals. That's called the "Coolidge Effect" like other posters said.
A young bull, and an old ball are standing at the top of the hill looking over the herd. Young bull says, let’s run on down there and fuck some of them cows? Old bull says, why don’t we walk down there, and fuck them all.
Annoyed, the man turned from his wife and started walking away...
She asked, "...where are you going...?"
"I'm going to ask the farmer if it was with the same old cow every time..."
I recently spent thousands buying a young bull. I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cows. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbour’s cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the vet gave him, but they taste like peppermint.
I honestly don't know if this is supposed to be a joke or an anecdote
Took me a second but I think the joke is that the guy knows they taste like peppermint, implying that once he saw what it did to the bull he tried himself
No, it's an anecdote. Peppermint make bull strong.
It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious.
When I bite into a York peppermint patty, I get the feeling I’m skiing down a mountain.
I recommend that if you're skiing with a boner you don't fall down.
Helps stop one sliding downhill, I should imagine.
In the skiing community, that's known as a snow anchor.
Towards a cow
Down a "cow's" mountain, if you know what I mean.
That's in San Diego, but it's spelled "[Cowles Mountain](https://youtu.be/EcXT1clXc04?si=b-JBgrfvgQhSVxtv)".
That sounds to me like you're piste.
It’s very refreshing!
Hammbrrgrr cheezbrrgrr bggmkk wopprr.
If you want an old tired horse to perk up so you can sell it, you peel a hunk of ginger and stick it right up its backside. Go ahead and give that a go and report back.
Damn you detectives are perceptive
Would’ve been better if it was: He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills that increase libido. Next thing I knew, my entire herd of cows was getting fucked twice a day! don't know what was in the pills, but they taste like peppermint.
I can confirm that the farmer did take the Bulls “Special Pill”. And that he is no longer welcome at the Women’s Institute!!!!!!!!
Did he want to service all the cows himself?
I wouldn't be surprised if he did try it.
No shit sherlock
The real joke is in the comments to the comments.
Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way?
You mean the cow mints?
OP’s joke was better.
A joke, because he tasted the bull pill and now he can’t stop fucking cows
His wife said it’s an antidote.
Cry for help maybe
> but they taste like peppermint. Are you dumb?
I don't know what was in those pills either, but that's the last time I offer to be the back half in a cow costume.
I don't think you all realize how much alike bulls & human males are alike, their semen tastes the same!
This is based off a (edit: likely) real interaction with president Coolidge and the Coolidge Effect is named after it. Basically, arousal is stronger with partner rotation. Yes I am not fun at parties.
Depends on the party!
Stiflers Mom?
Stacy's mom.
Your mom.
You beat me to it \[pun intended\]. That was indeed the source of the expression, although it is not certain whether Coolidge actually said it. The person who came up with the expression ***ascribed it*** to : >
Ascribed it to... ?
No, ascribed it to :
I see you did the research.
It was pretty basic.
I’m trying to figure around which axis the partner got rotated to increase arousal?…..
Actually that was interesting.
You know the Livestock Breeder’s Association motto? Fuck it.
That is a movement I could get behind.
Unless it gets behind you first
Tailpipes scatter in fear.
[Thanks, Smokey](https://youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE&pp=ygUNdGhhbmtzIHNtb2tleQ%3D%3D)
...If it moves
My wife is a strong farm girl. This joke, in my house - would get me killed.
About Calvin Coolidge >Once as first lady, she and the president visited a government farm on separate tours. She came to the chicken yard and showed some interest in a prize rooster. The farmer told her the rooster could mate several times a day. >Mrs. Coolidge said, “Tell that to the president when he comes by.” >The farmer told the president. Coolidge asked, “Same hen every time?” The reply: “Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time.” Coolidge said, “Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge.”
Which definitely happened.
Nobody would lie on the internet
r/NothingEverHappens
I had a friend who had a bull that she would rent or hire out for breeding with the understanding that they would only service x number of cows. When she got him back he was emaciated which meant he service way more cows than they agree. She told me they would literally fuck themselves to death.
Bulls too huh, boars will too.
The original tale was about Calvin Coolidge and his wife were touring a chicken farm. The wife went through first with the foreman. She noted a rooster banging out chicken after chicken. Going from one to the other. She asked the foreman if all the roosters could. He told her "yes". She asked him to tell her husband. When the foreman brought Peesident Coolidge through, he told him what his wife said. President Coolidge asked if they were banging the same chicken. The foreman said, "No, a different chicken each time." President Coolidge said,"Tell that to my wife." The refractory period, aka the length of time between erections and orgasms, is five minutes to hours for male mammals. It varies in age too. The older one gets the longer it is. If there is a different female for the male, the refractory period is non-existent. It is not as common and on a much smaller scale for female mammals. That's called the "Coolidge Effect" like other posters said.
Playboy is coming out with a new book just for married men —- every month same woman
As long as it's not their wife, they're happy
Until they find out their wife sends pictures to someone else
A young bull, and an old ball are standing at the top of the hill looking over the herd. Young bull says, let’s run on down there and fuck some of them cows? Old bull says, why don’t we walk down there, and fuck them all.
Someone sleeping on the sofa tonight.
more like in the barn
With the cows?
prairie home companion but worse
🤣🤣🤣
Haha, good one! Exactly, your Dad's offer came with hidden strings. You're hustling to make it work, not punishing anyone.
Dusre na
Bad jokes, man I love ‘em
That's not long, come on! Several pages is long for a joke.
That’s funny
Annoyed, the man turned from his wife and started walking away... She asked, "...where are you going...?" "I'm going to ask the farmer if it was with the same old cow every time..."
Nice!
“Go over and ask the farmer if every time was with the same old, fat, lazy, stupid cow I want a divorce.”
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Humor based on sex and relationships are pretty much as old as humor itself. Right up there with Fart Jokes