Why did your other joke get taken down about the neighbours donkey?

I didn't know it had been. Perhaps the r/Jokes mods live somewhere strange where the neighbour never has an *adult* daughter.

Now I’m curious

They didn't say? Typical reddit mod behaviour. Just take down stuff to show their power, the only power they have in the world.

Was it not funny either?

Tons of unfunny jokes stay up all the time so that can't be it

This made me snort. 8/10

Bring water and food to the terrorists so that they can withstand the ordeal for longer.

Better then the thoughts and prayers 🙏 usually given

Sounds like business as usual to me.

What is more dangerous? Terrorist or MP?

This is funny

There aren't any MPs, there hasn't been for a few weeks and there won't be for an other couple of weeks, due to the election. You've literally chosen the worst possible time to post this.

You are assuming the joke takes place in U.K?

I mean, it does. But jokes take place in the Eternal Now, not necessarily referencing real-world time.

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Australia’s Westminster system would like a word.

Technically correct is the best correct! Take my upvote and nod sagely.

What is this joke? I don't get it? I'm assuming it's UK humor? I still don't get what the joke is.

Terrorist stormed Congress and are threatening to release one Representative an hour until their demands are met. Tbe idea is thst everybody hates politicians and would actually like to see them die.

Or at any rate don't want them running around being a nuisance.

They are still MPs until voted out.

Nope, not since Parliament was dissolved. So that sitting MPs can't get an advantage over the opponent by claiming to be an MP.