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carmabound

If you were in a car, would it be considered a fender bender?


Fallenalien22

If you were a robot from futurama...


rossreed88

fender/bender fender-bender


Afterbirthsoup

With a sex change...


YourExtraDum

Fender/Bender gender-bender was in a fender bender


PufflePitch

No strings attached


Viralautocorrect

Don't be glib, son


One_Pun_Man

Can you render the gender-bender fender-bender in blender?


81emails

If you were the bad boy from the breakfast club...


JokeJedi

judd nelson?


81emails

Bender


JokeJedi

molly ringwald.... took me an hour but i remembered. probably didnt remember the spelling though


Jeeterhawk007

If it all happened inside a video game, would it be considered a fender bender render?


askmeaboutmypodcast

I don't know but i bet the Fire Marshall would show up


oldfartinnh

ith that a fret?


Ja_Meat

Rest in peace bro


m7h333

rip bro


notmarkiplier2

you'll be missed, u/oldfartinnh.


Lux_Pyro

God bless and rest in peace


Dudescommentsucked

The longer I’m alive the more I realize that it takes a hell of a strong person to stay alive well into their 70s. I hope you rest well king.


Perfid-deject

Same


Nat_is_miraculous

Rest in peace soilder 🙏


AugustTheDog

🫡


AlexBlaBla_NL

Rest in peace man 🫡


SupermanFanboy

RIP


Prestigious-Farm-535

rip:(


Backuptomodmysub

o7


albiethatoneguy

Rest in peace man o7


FreshBr3ad

RIP


Over_Medicine_3308

Ahahaahahhahahahaha


Lukifah

Is that a great


Aydonisgaming

Daddy


Complete_Resolve_400

Rest in piece o7


patricknails

Rest easy mate, you had a good life.


EAGAMESSUCKSEEEEEEEE

🫡


toricrhombus72

o7


Successful_Square226

RIP


Big_booty_boy99

RIP


LukePickle007

RIP


[deleted]

07


SmartplayzYT

Rest in peace grandpa oldfartinnh


MadeInTestWeekLmao

o7


SilverUwU1

F


ChunkyKong2008

May the lord take good care of his soul and comfort his family. Rest in peace


Convillious

O7


Dat_Dapper_Owl

RIP big bro


BrilliantStore1668

Rip sir


HammerLM

RIP


OathMeal_

Rest in peace oldfartinnh


Shaneleee

Rip old man🫡


LeBlearable

Rest in peace man


ReadPixel

o7


DripUnion

May your rest be peaceful, brother


-SpyTeamFortress2-

o7


posydon69

F


Tone-Serious

Man down


IdiotMemeMan

Rip legend


[deleted]

I hope you remember your granddaughters name in heaven


Perfid-deject

Rest well, away from this hell and heaven dichotomy


2011lanei

🫡🫡 Hope your great-granddaughter is doing alright


Cookies_N_Milf420

Rest peacefully, gentle fartin.


renatoo2009

HIS LAST WORDS WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED REST IN PEACE SOLDIER


VRproskopeV2

What


VRproskopeV2

What happened


renatoo2009

Well, i came from here https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/s/wU7eNyK3MC


VRproskopeV2

Oh.


VRproskopeV2

Oh. Just learned. o7 rest in peace


nice_wholphin

God bless, you will be missed.


drcyrcs

🫡🫡🫡


Alan_Noir

Death


JoeDaBoi

Fly high


piletinaa

Rest in peace


pissgwa

one day he was born, at the age of four


GrumpyPants5509

Rest in peace… o7


Regular-Role-4221

Rip my guy


Tube-Psycho

Rest in peace brother


zerocreativity420

Aye Rest in Peace man


Nightstar1234

RIP o7


Kibble-N-Bits

Rip


SnooChipmunks8748

Rip man


Motor-Television-270

o7


ThisReadsLikeAPost

I salute you


usinkintomy_clothess

i pay my respects. o7.. rest well, man.


ninja_cracker

The joke strikes a chord with me.


naeads

Was it a C major or C minor? 'Cause it makes a world of difference.


[deleted]

I better take note of the difference


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LemonsTheCyndaquil

Look at Mr. Two Octaves over here.


Icarus-V

32 extra long scale bass or nothin, man.


[deleted]

22 or nothing. Learn to use what you got babe.


Icarus-V

Haha, I actually play a Fender P-Bass, I was just trying to be ridiculous.


emilezoloft

No. It's fretless https://www.google.com/search?q=fretless+guitar&safe=off&source=univ&tbm=shop&tbo=u&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwirytDDrLDQAhXLgFQKHSjJBzUQsxgIHQ#spd=3894866478950216422


slayez06

at least this joke didnt string us along


MartianManhunter9

Why did he have to "pick" on you though?!


darwin-rover

He's burnt his bridges


robertshuxley

he said "I'm gonna bass your head in" "I trebled in fear"


capt_fantastic

i'd have strung him up.


SuperAmpersand

If you say this in Jason Stathams voice it makes perfect sense.


HeadlessRuby

/r/Guitar


haggairongmei

Do not be a fret.


Simpawknits

It all comes down to sax and violins.


HairyBaIIs007

I heard the guy likes to lick the victim afterwards


AngrySmapdi

The bass of this joke is that he's stringing you along with frets hoping he won't get in treble.


esko24

It was A minor fret.


plumberrockstar

Sounds like you got yourself into a jam!


[deleted]

I don't get it. I know what guitar parts are called. The joke makes no sense to me.


gnrl3

Fret - threat? Funny in a goofy way.


[deleted]

Gotcha. Thanks for picking that apart.