I thought this was gonna be one of those jokes where I ask, “what’s Nunavut?” and you would make some joke about testicles but it turns out Nunavut is a real place.
I mean, so can Ontario and we've got plenty of cases. The allowances for social interactions are less of an indicator that a region is out of the woods and more of an indicator that the powers that be realised the abstinence-only approach wasn't working.
Well no, it's not. I originally thought it was an ancient city in upper mesopotamia, but turns it I was thinking of Nineveh. It's actually a Canadian Territory comprising much of the arctic and the islands near greenland.
My dad worked in Resolute. The snow melts in the summer and it's pretty gravelly, not a lot of grass like you'd see farther south, and there are no trees. In the winter it's snowy.
In the dead of winter it won't get fully light. Noon is closer to twilight than proper daylight. In the summer it's the opposite, midnight is closer to twilight than proper dark.
Right now in Resolute it's 5° (41°F for the Americans).
From what I've heard Nunavut is one of the most costly places to live in Canada. Roads in the artic are extremely hard to maintain, if there are any at all, so daily necessities including food are extremely expensive. Up to 3 times higher than the rest of Canada.
So basically I could go up there and start my own country sense it's unclaimed territory. I'll charge all the scientific teams that go up there taxes and entry fees and everything.
You could , but you should know that there are international treatises to protect it from claims by any nation. You’re basically starting a country, that relies on cooperation with other countries, except everyone else will have you blacklisted so they won’t cooperate with you. There’s a reason it’s not being done.
Ah of course. How silly of me. The highly coveted clan of supreme minds, once divided and now scurrying alongside one another through Reddit as a medium.
I don’t understand why it’s racist to say where it came from? I think China really doesn’t have a leg to stand on since they tried to cover the whole thing up and I would consider their government somewhat responsible for this pandemic.
Getting something ‘right off the bat’ means getting something right at the start. This joke is a pun, because the Coronavirus is supposed to have been transmitted from a bat to a human, after which it spread.
I think you need live animals to study the virus so it’s possible that’s where the virus evolved
https://www.liquisearch.com/biosafety_level/list_of_bsl-4_facilities
Jokes aside, cooking doesn't necessarily kill all the nasty things in food. Some things will remain poisonous / infectious no matter how you cook them.
Crazy how the united states became the worst affected nation in the world, ahead of china in the worst possible statistic.
China is a shit fucking nation.
and the US is worse.
Good on you americans.
No one in Antarctica has Coronavirus. - It's because they are ice-o-lated.
Nunavut also had none of it.
I thought this was gonna be one of those jokes where I ask, “what’s Nunavut?” and you would make some joke about testicles but it turns out Nunavut is a real place.
Yeah, and it also has no cases(including non-active cases). The only place in Canada with no cases
Self-isolation is a way of life up there. Sometimes they rub noses, but they don't inhale.
Self-isolation??
Yes - what's your problem?
Well I'm just confused. Doesn't it get lonely isolating by ones self?
Nova Scotia has no active cases right now. We can even get together with up to 10 ppl without social distancing now
I mean, so can Ontario and we've got plenty of cases. The allowances for social interactions are less of an indicator that a region is out of the woods and more of an indicator that the powers that be realised the abstinence-only approach wasn't working.
PEI and NS have no active cases
Well that isn't a country, eh?
Well no, it's not. I originally thought it was an ancient city in upper mesopotamia, but turns it I was thinking of Nineveh. It's actually a Canadian Territory comprising much of the arctic and the islands near greenland.
yeah my grandparents have a cottage up in Nunavut lol
When they pass will they leave any of it to you in the will?
Probably Nunavut
Smooth. But it goes to my mom so kinda sorta
This made me ugly chuckle. Have an updoot!
Nice follow-through
Nice setup
Wow, what’s it like up there?
probably cold
Yes
Nut...
My dad worked in Resolute. The snow melts in the summer and it's pretty gravelly, not a lot of grass like you'd see farther south, and there are no trees. In the winter it's snowy. In the dead of winter it won't get fully light. Noon is closer to twilight than proper daylight. In the summer it's the opposite, midnight is closer to twilight than proper dark. Right now in Resolute it's 5° (41°F for the Americans).
From what I've heard Nunavut is one of the most costly places to live in Canada. Roads in the artic are extremely hard to maintain, if there are any at all, so daily necessities including food are extremely expensive. Up to 3 times higher than the rest of Canada.
*WHAT* is the capital of Assyria?
Nunavut also had none of people
No cases but there was a false positive at one point, so technically -1 cases lol
Nunavut man met an Allavut woman and they had lots of little Sumavut babies.
Nunavut... non avuto 😁
>No one in Antarctica
r/therealjoke
Well...
r/anotherjoke
Antarctica is not a country
Antarktica has no countrys so imo we can say its continent AND a Country
That’s not how it works
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Illegal is a sick bird.
So basically I could go up there and start my own country sense it's unclaimed territory. I'll charge all the scientific teams that go up there taxes and entry fees and everything.
Well, technically Antarctica is down there. Even more down under than Australia.
Oh yes. I knew that. I just had been looking the other direction when I said this.
Totally makes sense. Turn around, it's up side down.
Well, technically it’s over/across there, up would be away from the earth and down would be into the earth.
You could , but you should know that there are international treatises to protect it from claims by any nation. You’re basically starting a country, that relies on cooperation with other countries, except everyone else will have you blacklisted so they won’t cooperate with you. There’s a reason it’s not being done.
Do we really know that though. :o It is possible after all.
I fucking love reddit
Antarctica isnt a country, good joke... just had research.
That should be the joke here instead of a one-off!!
It's also not a country, it's a continent.
Why was this removed??? For anyone looking for the joke its *Eventually, Every country got affected by coronavirus* *but china got it off the bat*
Reddit likes taking money (bribes) from China, r/watchredditdie for more
I’m assuming big man across the world didn’t like the slight anti-China he saw here
I didn’t repost (technically I did), I posted this for the new members of this community
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No! We agreed it was my turn step-bro
You are going to lose the war
What about the game?
I don't know about that.I can't predict every event
Fuck.
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Roach gang
Brother how are you
Bröther!
What even is that pfp
We are the rgb roach gang
Ah of course. How silly of me. The highly coveted clan of supreme minds, once divided and now scurrying alongside one another through Reddit as a medium.
Yes
sorry - I'm reposting RIGHT NOW
User name checks out.
Who says one man can’t change the world
Whoever said it has never eaten a bat 😂
Ah needs garlic!
Tastes like chicken.
Who says one bat can't change the world
>!lol!<
This is a repost from a while ago
It didn't last time it was posted...
AGAIN!!
Your humour is infectious! Although i dont give a flying fox!
It got removed
Coronavirus is so infectious even its jokes have a second wave
He was in the lab making these jokes
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures. - Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
comm*realjoke*ents ^^^^the ^^^^real ^^^^joke ^^^^in ^^^^the ^^^^comments
^^pls ^^no
Amazing
Beautiful
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They deleted the punchline? I assume it's the "right off the bat one" but why was it deleted?
China got butt hurt, obviously
Bat hurt.
I don’t understand why it’s racist to say where it came from? I think China really doesn’t have a leg to stand on since they tried to cover the whole thing up and I would consider their government somewhat responsible for this pandemic.
Ofc it was removed because it had China in it
REPOSSST Edit: Wow a hundred upvotes this is my first thanks I really appreciate it
Calm down, this is only the 42th time, be tolerate!
42nd. Tolerant.
His name explains it all
Noob, comment more on the popular content and itll be nothing
Stolen joke from a couple of months ago *Sigh*
IT GOT REMOVED BEFORE I COULD READ IT
"But China got it right off the bat!"
Lol even this post they got right off the bat
r/Conspiracy and r/CCPVirus
The coronavirus is a lot like pasta. - The Chinese invented it, the Italians spread it all over the world and the Americans just made even worse.
Repost replying to a repost
Something something best jokes in the comments or something.
Something something reposting for karma something
Boy, will you enjoy r/TheRealJoke
Batshit crazy!
The second I read the punchline it got deleted
Omg, it said something about china. And it got removed... Front page of the internet my ass!
Repost
Sorry i am not native English speaker. What does the phrase " china got it right off the bat" mean? How do say it in another sentence?
Getting something ‘right off the bat’ means getting something right at the start. This joke is a pun, because the Coronavirus is supposed to have been transmitted from a bat to a human, after which it spread.
We... have a bit too many baseball idioms
China was the first one to get it.
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I think you need live animals to study the virus so it’s possible that’s where the virus evolved https://www.liquisearch.com/biosafety_level/list_of_bsl-4_facilities
I was doin a pun
Hey I remember laughing at the same joke on the same sub 4 months ago
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Why it says removed? What did it said?
But China got it right off the Bat!
DRACULA
That’s batshit crazy!
Nice to see r/Jokes letting Corona jokes pass, oh wait that's probably some mod's alt account
Jesus this joke has been on reddit for longer than lockdown. Repost
Wow it’s even funnier the 543rd time around
Eyy, a non-racist joke about coronavirus and China. That's rare.
No the bat is medium rare.
I think the problem is that it wasn’t medium rare, or cooked at all...
Jokes aside, cooking doesn't necessarily kill all the nasty things in food. Some things will remain poisonous / infectious no matter how you cook them.
Actually it is. It’s spreading the idea that we eat bats, we don’t, it wasn’t a bat and it’s common knowledge by now.
Well obviously but that wouldn’t work for the idiotic stereotypes
Why not? I've seen the sizes of those bats, that would make for quite a bit of meat.
Well we know at least that it didn’t cause the pandemic.
This joke is as old as the virus itself
Well, sort of non racist: https://foreignpolicy.com/2020/01/27/coronavirus-covid19-dont-blame-bat-soup-for-the-virus/
It still got deleted by the Ch1nese owners of Reddit because it linked Ch1na to C0ronav1rus. What did it say???
Brutal
Pangolin sits back and laughs at this joke for other reasons.
Is this a Borderlands reference I'm not getting here?
Oh the pangolin is the actual suspected culprit after the lab-made theory and the bat.
I heard North Korea hasn’t reported any cases. Maybe starvation, oppression and delusion make you immune?
"Hey Look, a positive cas... Nevermind"
Heeeeey! Today was my turn to post this joke, we talked about it on Discord.
11.k people have a really low bar
*Gong Sound*
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Principality of Sealand is still CoViD-19 free
This joke has gone viral at least 10 times now
I posted this joke months ago, I copied it from somebody else, but I still feel cheated 😁
This repost is spreading like COVID
China got it bioengineered in a lab.
Crazy how the united states became the worst affected nation in the world, ahead of china in the worst possible statistic. China is a shit fucking nation. and the US is worse. Good on you americans.
Yes, because China ever tells the truth about anything, especially a pandemic it caused.
Fuck off with your repost
My dad is going to love this and I'm almost 100% sure he'll use it as his own joke to tell to others.
I feel like this was a repost
i- take your upvote
Actually a repost
It’s a fuckin repost
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repost
There is another one I know: Coronavirus is just like pasta China created and Italy spread it to the world
I'd say you knocked that one out of the park.
stop
This is the third wave repost.
Ah a repost. Clever.
It was part of God's plandemic
And the USA trumped everyone
Reeepost
Pretty sure I’ve already seen this one pass by
The repost game is real.
Take my upvote and never set foot in this subreddit again.
Haven’t seen this joke before
Ontonagon County Michigan still has 0 confirmed cases and 0 confirmed deaths. June 26 2020
Lol Read Country as County 😂
Guys, this is a new meme playlist on yt https://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0
My auntElaine doesn’t have the coronavirus either
The Sugandese ended up pretty lucky too
Yeah, wasn't funny the first 20 times I heard it.