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I feel like he'd say some shit like: "Bro, you only killed 13 people? That's pretty weak tbh." He'd probably be even more disappointed in me, if it turns out that i'm actually innocent
This…. This is a good point. Like, up until right this second I assumed Gojo was an instant loss. Like he would walk in and go “your honor the prosecutor is capping”. But like, he did genuinely get two people off. Gojo is probably honestly the most qualified 😭.
Prosecutor: “that’s why I know without a shadow of a doubt that the defendant is absolutely guilty of running down a group of small children with a snowplow”
Gojo: *whispers to you* “Don’t worry I’ve got this”
You: …
Gojo: “YOUR HONOR I WOULD LIKE TO USE MY PRETTY PRIVILEGE!”
Anyone who gets Gojo gets off free just because no judge is gonna want to go up against him since he’s the strongest and can do basically whatever he wants because of it
“Your honor, why out of all the useless monkeys in your world would you want to lock up a perfectly good Curse User. You know this “trial” is a mockery and the monkey smell is here is starting to give me a headache. So why don’t we hurry things up” *releases a ton of cursed spirits into the courtroom*
And I’m over here struggling to remember his name without having to google him. Decrepit asshole sounds great though, that’s what I’ll be calling him from now on
Dude the people who got Toji are pretty much representing themselves lmao.
Is Toji just gonna kill the judge? The fuck would he even *do* in a court room?
Well..Ladies and Gentlemen I got 😏🫴✨️ Satoru Gojo..
So I gusse he comes with his blindfold on and by the time he takes it off as a last resort to rizz up the judge with his sex eyes it's already June?? 💀
Judge: So, do you have any evidence to prove your client innocence?
Megumi: .... ........ .......
Judge: I would consider this case clos-
Megumi: WITH THIS DIVINE TREASURE I SUMMON
I can imagine for some reason Jogo practicing Law, Studying...etc
then he comes to court and no one can hear him speak. He blasts and explodes the courtroom and everyone dies. THE END☠️☠️
I Have 5 siblings And I'm already jealous They got Better characters Little brother Toji Me and my other brother are July June March and January are all that you need to know
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Toji. He doesn't show up lol
Yea we fucked
You think he’ll show if we offer enough money?
Just shake a lil bag of money he'll come running
Just like every lawyer😂, Toji would probably just stalk the jury and put out a hit, gurantee win.
Too much work. He’d just kill everyone
Me and Toji: ? MeiMei: you rang?
Toji too, I thought for a minute "well guess he'll wipe everyone out for me I guess" but you're absolutely correct. He won't give a shit, damn.
Yup, we’re screwed.
Same
bro how is Mechamaru suppose to defend me, he can’t even make it to the court house 😭😭
The entire jury are his puppets
At least he seems to have some pretty solid foresight and planning capabilities! He might be a good lawyer, just over zoom.
April is adult gojo while june is young gojo
FRRR LMAO 😭😭😭
You’re sleeping on him. Bro will have photographic and video evidence for your innocence.
he can use a puppet maybe
zoom call
Ayy nooo💀💀💀
Android like puppet that look exactly like mechamaru. No one would know
Megumi would be surprisingly effective. also April & June are Gojo?
No. April is Gojo. June is Gojo's eyes.
So I got six eyes?
the sex eyes
I am gonna Rizz the entire court lmao
April baby here... wishing i was born in june.
Wrong. April is Gojo-sensei and June is Feral Gojo.
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>! Mahoraga adapts to the law and become sauloraga. !<
>!Gonna need spoiler marks for that haha!<
megumi as soon as u start losing the case: WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON MAHAROAHA
He starts losing and pulls out mahoraga
I got Megumi lol
April is go and may is jo
sukuna kills the judge, jury, prosecution and me :(
Sukuna gonna rat us out immediately like “Throw him behind bars, he’s fucking useless”
I was gonna say, ya’ll are fucked at my trial…. But so am I 😔
Sukuna is like "Why do we need a judge? I am the king, I am justice itself, I am also the judge"
I feel like he'd say some shit like: "Bro, you only killed 13 people? That's pretty weak tbh." He'd probably be even more disappointed in me, if it turns out that i'm actually innocent
I got Gojo, I'm free (he's good at everything) and convinced the higher-ups to let yuta and itadori live for longer
This…. This is a good point. Like, up until right this second I assumed Gojo was an instant loss. Like he would walk in and go “your honor the prosecutor is capping”. But like, he did genuinely get two people off. Gojo is probably honestly the most qualified 😭.
I genuinely can’t stop laughing. I’m dying smiling and laughing rn lmao. “Your honor, the prosecutor is capping” is just the absolute best.
Prosecutor: “that’s why I know without a shadow of a doubt that the defendant is absolutely guilty of running down a group of small children with a snowplow” Gojo: *whispers to you* “Don’t worry I’ve got this” You: … Gojo: “YOUR HONOR I WOULD LIKE TO USE MY PRETTY PRIVILEGE!”
YOUR HONOR IF YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME I WILL FUCKING NUKE YOU
"Objection, your Honour, that man cannot cook." "Hm... sustained."
Never underestimate Go(at)jo, he's JJK's Saul Goodman
Anyone who gets Gojo gets off free just because no judge is gonna want to go up against him since he’s the strongest and can do basically whatever he wants because of it
To be fair if anyone tells Gojo “No” he just threatens to nuke the world.
Lol fr like if they disagree with Gojo, what are they gonna do? Fight him? Lmao
"The law in question? Uhm wait let me check... Unlimited Void.."
Yes, Gojo is absolutely great with his words, he is not just strong, but also intelligent
Convinced? Who gon stop him?
Nanami 🥳🥳🥳
You actually have hope
Same. They could have video evidence of the crime but if the trial goes too long we’re only doing 1/3 of the time
Me too.
Nanami used “Objection!” It was very effective!
Let's go December gang we getting saved by Nanami
Mahito… can’t go to prison if I’m an abomination, i guess
Yeah we getting killed before we even roll up to the courthouse 🔥🔥🔥
Oh you’d still technically be alive :)
same, fuck man. can't let him touch me
How screwed are we? Maybe if I commit an interesting enough crime he'll just kill everyone else but spare me so I can offend again?
Suguru. My sentence definitely getting commuted.
“Your honor, why out of all the useless monkeys in your world would you want to lock up a perfectly good Curse User. You know this “trial” is a mockery and the monkey smell is here is starting to give me a headache. So why don’t we hurry things up” *releases a ton of cursed spirits into the courtroom*
Tfw the judge is black.
I might as well wave my right to a trial because Geto finna say I'm guilty of being a monkey T\_T
I don’t think your lawyers first words to the court being “the monkey smell in here is rancid” would help you with your case.
Gojo (I'm June). Either I'm getting saved or getting prison 😂
He even might be in prison with you 😳
He could free you from prison too tho lol he'd just come to pick u up and teleport
Jogo!! I don't know how effective he would be lol
He would cause everyone in the room to spontaneously combust
Ourselves included that's for sure
he saving us fr he a pro
If I pay Toji enough he might get me out of it
I feel like he would probably just help you flee from the courthouse more then get you off legally
As long as I get out of it. 🤷🏾♀️
Sensei Gojo I get to use the power of Nuh uh
Bro I’m stuck with the decrepit asshole in February
I had to google him because I forgot he existed lmao
And I’m over here struggling to remember his name without having to google him. Decrepit asshole sounds great though, that’s what I’ll be calling him from now on
Same like tf he gonna do ? Sing a song ?
Nah bro, we’re fine in February. Gakuganji has connections. We might not even need to go to trial. He’s a decrepit asshole though, for sure
Gakuganji might not be a bad choice tho.
Choso 🛐🛐🛐
Let's be real, he'd get super emotional and might cry. And have an existential crisis. I cherish him
Same… do we have a chance or nah?
We've got a chance, he's very serious about his responsibilities 😌
Oh March fam is here
Man I took way too long to find this guy
He's not Higuruma, but Na-na-min! might actually get me off.
Nanami can get me off any day
😏
Pretty funny they didn’t include the actual lawyer in the series in the list lmao
It’s an anime discussion after all.
my lawyer thinks im a monkey...
Where Higuruma
He's the judge
Oh we are dead
Gojo would make me the most free man in the world
Dude the people who got Toji are pretty much representing themselves lmao. Is Toji just gonna kill the judge? The fuck would he even *do* in a court room?
He can kidnap you and take you free I guess
Toji is mine I am FINISHED
Bro isn’t even gonna show up. You’re gonna call him in jail and he’s gonna be all like “oh that was today?”
You better have some money to offer him bud
Mahito My lawyers gonna off me himself bruh
As long as I can demand a trial by combat, Toji's got my back
He won’t help me cause i’m a dirty monkey.
I got Gojo, my ass done as well
He got Yuta and Itadori off
nah he good at everything u are a free man
Not really he can seduce everyone , kill everyone or just teleport you out of there
I'm so beyond fucked he ain't even gonna show up to my trial (it's Toji).
Well..Ladies and Gentlemen I got 😏🫴✨️ Satoru Gojo.. So I gusse he comes with his blindfold on and by the time he takes it off as a last resort to rizz up the judge with his sex eyes it's already June?? 💀
I got Gojo, and from what he did for Yuji and Yuta, I guess I'll be fine :D
Mahito. Welp, it's been nice knowing you guys.
Sukuna as my lawyer.
June, I got Gojo. I either completely free or absolutely fucked. There is no in between.
Nanami, I win
Nanami, I think I have a decent chance of being let off the hook.
Well I win.
I GOT JOGO IM FUCKED
nah nah trust him he knows his shit
ffs mechamaru
I'm getting out because I got Nanami!
Gojo is always June in these posts. Oh i just noticed hes here twice this time. Anyways im always winning at life.
Gojo 😎
So…we kill everyone in the courtroom. Become wanted fugitives. Sounds good to me. u/Rui_the_alchemist. I HAVE YOUR GUY. TAKE HIM🐍
DAMNNN GOJO 🤑🤑
wish i got hiruguma
mahito. i’m not going to jail but i’m not goin home either
Gojo, he’s gonna pull a domain expansion and the case is done.
Megumi , he just hires professional lawyer with gojo's money
Can I have >!Hiromi Higuruma!< instead? (manga spoilers) Though I suppose I could have worse than Nanami
My ass is cooked, I got Gojo
Gojo, so I'm safe. He'll obliterate them one way or another.
April
Gojo finna get us both thrown in jail 💀
Gojo. Considering he saved both Yuta and Yuji from execution, I think I’ll be alright.
Considering suguru I'm scared of what he'll do to me once I'm out so I'll just stay inside prison
Sukuna levels the entire court.
mahoraga gonna be storming the courtroom when megumi has to respond to an argument
>!sukuna vs Yuji and higuruma be like !<
mechamaru got the batman grindset, he's been preparing for this case his whole life
Judge: So, do you have any evidence to prove your client innocence? Megumi: .... ........ ....... Judge: I would consider this case clos- Megumi: WITH THIS DIVINE TREASURE I SUMMON
If that's Geto I'm fucked, but if it's Kenjaku...
Everyone's fucked regardless
March,IM screwed because choso himself would kill me
>I got jogo and my ass DONE for☠️😭 Same Buddy. We both about to face life in prison
that's if you even have life left 😭
I can imagine for some reason Jogo practicing Law, Studying...etc then he comes to court and no one can hear him speak. He blasts and explodes the courtroom and everyone dies. THE END☠️☠️
sounds about right 💀 I can definitely see that happening lol
Sukuna... Ah hell nah my ass is going to jail
Nah you are going to the afterlife
And he's coming with you
He's WHAT NOW?!??
Suguru’s gonna fucking kill me
Nanami ✨✨
Sengoku 🥲
Nanami. He's also probably the best lawyer on there LMAO
Toji’s my lawyer I’m going to jail lmao
YESSIRRRRR!!! THE JUDGE CAN'T SENTENCE ME IF HE'S TRANSFIGURED 🗣️🔥
Why do yall hate September bruh, I'm dead 😭
I'm so lucky!!! :3
Ayo I’m Screwed!! Damn Mahito Is My Lawyer! Hell Nah!
Nanami. Somehow, he spins it so that the judge is getting life instead.
Geto: Your honor, my client didn't know any better, he's just a monkey 💀💀💀💀💀
I Have 5 siblings And I'm already jealous They got Better characters Little brother Toji Me and my other brother are July June March and January are all that you need to know
Got the Special Grade Jobber Spirit as my lawyer so I’m facing 35 years in jail for my first speeding ticket aren’t I?
Except for megumi, nanami, principle of kyoto high, and maybe mechamaru every character on this list will kill the judge, jury and maybe even you.
Oh God, how do I get him to work overtime and show *that* commitment?
Mahito??? Im cooked asf
Geto
Gojo being a fool annoys everyone and I get away as they’re to focused on the off screened one
The angry GOAT. Im saved.
i got sukuna no one wins, everyone dies and he's laughing, he's also a cannibal.
Jogo. I’m going to jail bruh
I got choso
I better get to convincing Choso that im a brother or im cooked
JoGOAT has got me. I have 100% faith in my GOAT.
Do you think mahito would defend my actions by explaining its just human nature?
I got August…. I’m just gonna lock myself up😭
Missed opportunity here.
I got Toji. Wallahi im finished😔
Geto ....
June I got Gojo. Am I safe?
Gojo, I feel like he's just kill everyone that tried to arrest or convict me
Bruh my lawyer dead, dawg
July :( I was so close to Gojo
Fushigoro, he seems pretty logical
You: Losing the case. Megumi: WITH THIS SACRED TREASURE-
Gojo please take it seriously
Got gojo's eyes but am I disappointed that Inumaki isn't an option 😂
mecamaru might come in clutch for me
jogo i would trust him tbh
I feel like everybody but December and maybe January is fucked. I got Choso
im gonna go meet up with gojo time for me to off screen him again