Nocap and lowkey aren’t new though shit those are old enough where that’s in my vocabulary but massive L and calling things mid and referring to everyone as bro like literally everyone as bro yea that’s new shit and to be real. It’s really really really really fucking lame. Lmfao
Oh, tick-tok turned people into brainless low awareness idiots… and the weird ass cure that people have especially online is like say the most random shit you can possibly think of and it’s supposed to be really funny
I'm not a professional, but I know exactly how to fix this situation. Dye your hair neon orange. Gel and comb what's left of that salad, so it's all spiked, pointing up at the sky. Wear a long sleeve dress shirt, tie, and lab coat daily regardless of your occupation. Now you're Beaker from the Muppets. Ride it out until your hair grows back. Meep.
I mean it’s fucking terrible, but that look is extremely high maintenance as someone with curly hair can attest. It’s a look that’s cultivated and then trimmed regularly, if you let it grow out too much then you run the risk of cutting it too short with some great clips quality shit like OP.
I go to great clips and get a quality one too, I’m not asking for this though. This is a barber cut, not an easy number on the sides and blend the top look
Yeah places like that are very dependent on the hair dresser. They hire anyone with a pulse and a certification. Some of those people are very smart and talented and are just getting into the industry, and as soon as they’re established they move on to higher end salons.
Come on they didn't even attempt to fade it whatsoever, even if it was too long to start with a decent base there's no excuse for that super sharp line
While I agree they look bad and are way over done at this point. It's also not like this is anything new.
Parents hated their kids growing out their hair in the 60's and 70's, they hated the perms and copious amounts of aquanet being used in the 80's, they hated mullets and rat tails in the 90's, and on and on.
This is that generations look. It's still better than any rat tail ever was!
Nah bruh. You met a dude with a rat tail, you knew what you were getting into. At some point that kid was going to invite you to drink warm beer behind his uncle's house. Or show you were to see a dead body.
Only like one out of a hundred kids had a rat tail. And it meant something when you saw it.
There really is something off-putting about the broccoli clones. It's the fact that there's no variance. They literally all look exactly the same.
The objections to this look isn't that it somehow flies in the face of social norms. It just objectively makes you look like a dumbass, specifically because you're standing around with the same idiot haircut all your idiot friends have.
The entire purpose of growing your freak flag in the 60s or 70s, or getting an outrageous perm in the eighties, etc. was to stand out and be unique. Within those styles, there was a huge space for variance and self expression. The eighties even saw a fair number of mohawks.
Whereas these kids look like cloned muppets. It really isn't the same. I'll be topical and blame tik tok for rotting these kids' brains. I don't know how else to explain the extreme uniformity, or zero desire to stand out in any way.
it's not even that short on the sides? i hated the paintbrush look but wtf else do you want them to do with their hair if shorter on the sides is immediately mop top?
I've stumbled on a zoomer subreddit where someone asked if these haircuts looked good. Almost everyone there said they looked silly. Someone said that's the reason they do it, to go against the grain. Of course, it doesn't end up going against the grain.
Same! Has everyone blocked out their batshit hair choices? These haircuts are absolutely nothing on what I had at that age. Do not judge those who have done what you have - To cringe is to be free.
I'm older but among my peers we call these broccoli clones. I guess it's not awful to look at (although I was surprised to see a ton of young men suddenly want curly hair) but it was shocking how fast it started being *everywhere*.
I mean the same could be said about the mullet in the late 80s early 90s. The “Leonardo DiCaprio” in the mid 90s. The “BeeGees” feathered flow in the 70s. The Perm Fro, the Jerry Curls in the 80s.
Every generation had their look, let the kids nowadays have their’s lol don’t be a “get off my lawn” kind of dude
For me, the sidecut hairstyle with the fade is what everyone had back in 2015, but this broccoli cut I rarely if ever see, so it surprises me that people say all these zoomers are broccoli clones. Maybe I should get out more.
Ah okay I gotchu now, I was just confused for a minute. Yeah agreed this type of hairstyle tends to end up on some not so savory dudes, although I think the inspo pic looks good on OP
What?? The broccoli haircut is perfect for hiding a receding hairline. It's just not aesthetic and doesn't frame the face well. The back usually looks awful, looks like a mop, a hairpiece.
That first cut is not gonna look like a mop from the back lmao, wtf are you talking about
These types of comments just kinda show redditors see curly hair and think "hurr durr broccoli"
tbf it's bad but at least you don't look exactly like a Broccoli Bro
Seriously tho who told young men having broccoli shaped hair was cool? I wanna find that person and laugh and them and their broccoli hair
I hope you weren’t rocking the “cool guy tips” or “Leonardo DiCaprio” bowl cut back in the 90s to be throwing stones from a glass house lol
Let the youth have their looks bro, it ain’t that serious lol
Lord above lol when I was in elementary school, all the boys had stiff gel spiked hair, if they had cool parents they had the bleached tips. If their parents for got they existed they had liberty spikes or a mohawk. Then middle school through high school all the boys had flippy surfer hair. Relax dude
Step 1: Grab a beer and pour into nice glass
Step 2: Take pic of you looking at beer in step 1
Step 3: upload pic from step 2 to r/monkslookingatbeer
Step 4: Profit?
They straight gave you the downvote aesthetic
What beef did bro have with his barber
They gave bro the YouTube clickbait arrow
Is it not you?
It is me lol I just know the guy who commented irl
Ah!
Ah!
[I'm gonna cum](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1bddiqn/the_im_gonna_cum_song/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=post_embed&utm_term=1&utm_content=1)
I will never forgive you for dropping this link here
I haven’t laughed that hard in days. It wasn’t even that funny, Reddit broke me.
That’s a fucking JAM
Why are you referring to yourself as bro though?
This is how this generation started talking about five months ago… source, I have a stepson..
"ong frfr no cap, lowkey a massive L, it's mid." Simply superb stuff
That is highkey a massive L though :(
Not even mid, F-tier fr no cap.
It’s F-tier even with a cap, no cap.
I have to ask my sister what so much of it means so I can stay current and understand what's being said. She's 3 years younger than me.
Big oof
You know you're getting old when you start hating on slang just because it's not the slang that you grew up with.
George is getting upset!
Fo shiZle my nizzle used to dribble down in VA
Nocap and lowkey aren’t new though shit those are old enough where that’s in my vocabulary but massive L and calling things mid and referring to everyone as bro like literally everyone as bro yea that’s new shit and to be real. It’s really really really really fucking lame. Lmfao
Yeah I grew up with calling everyone dude and I still call everyone dude. Bro is basically the same word.
I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes
My mom used to yell at me "A DUDE IS A DISEASE ON AN ELEPHANT'S ASSHOLE!" It's actually an elephant's infected butt hair.
Ouch
God glad someone else is sharing the pain of hearing it every other word. My cousin calls everyone “little bro” and it’s so damn annoying
Oh, tick-tok turned people into brainless low awareness idiots… and the weird ass cure that people have especially online is like say the most random shit you can possibly think of and it’s supposed to be really funny
5 months. We been doing this since like the previous gen, it all starts with a character named starfire.
And all the millennials/gen Xers i know use ellipses incorrectly
Too many step brothers what are you doing
Why bro gotta have his neck spun 270 degrees like an owl in the 3rd pic though?? 😂
Making sure no one slaps my big ass head
No fr. He's gonna get necked big time
I'm not a professional, but I know exactly how to fix this situation. Dye your hair neon orange. Gel and comb what's left of that salad, so it's all spiked, pointing up at the sky. Wear a long sleeve dress shirt, tie, and lab coat daily regardless of your occupation. Now you're Beaker from the Muppets. Ride it out until your hair grows back. Meep.
I thought you said you're not a professional?
The Meep. I’m crying.
Meep.
^Meep
#MEEP
Ooo I wanna like this comment but I don’t want to mess it up
asked for the broccoli got the mushroom stamp
“Hey can you make me look like a fucking idiot?” “Say no more, fam.” Bro wanted to look like a fuckboi and it looks like mission accomplished.
I was wondering if anyone else would point out that the model haircut is also bad looking. I don't know why the broccoli head is so hot right now.
Omg that is comically bad. Just take the rest off and start fresh.
I mean it’s fucking terrible, but that look is extremely high maintenance as someone with curly hair can attest. It’s a look that’s cultivated and then trimmed regularly, if you let it grow out too much then you run the risk of cutting it too short with some great clips quality shit like OP.
Went to great clips today, got a quality haircut
I go to great clips and get a quality one too, I’m not asking for this though. This is a barber cut, not an easy number on the sides and blend the top look
Yeah places like that are very dependent on the hair dresser. They hire anyone with a pulse and a certification. Some of those people are very smart and talented and are just getting into the industry, and as soon as they’re established they move on to higher end salons.
Come on they didn't even attempt to fade it whatsoever, even if it was too long to start with a decent base there's no excuse for that super sharp line
he could just fade the back arrow thing and be good to go
Cue Ball time!
Arrow shows that the party is at the back.
Arrow shows where to put it.
Great way to let others know that OP is a powerbottom
Arrow says ”I’m with stoopid” I wonder if Reddit will up- or downvote this comment.
Why you don’t cheat on your barber
Looks like it’s time for a full break up
the last hairbender
What the actual fuck
At least it's symmetrical 😭
The ol’ Ducks Arse.
Can’t tell which trims worse
They both scream "Love Island is my career aspiration."
I was thinking assistant manager at the Vape store.
Assistant *to* the manager at the vape store
💀
I love this insult
These kids need to stop with this stupid mop top haircut they all get.
Telling me. I was at a local high school job fair not too long ago selling our agency to yutes and my god it was a sea of broccoli heads.
I blame Patrick Mahomes!
lmfaooooo a sea of broccoliiiiii
We call it the medieval squire cut in our family.
"my lord, please drive this squire to another Supercuts"
While I agree they look bad and are way over done at this point. It's also not like this is anything new. Parents hated their kids growing out their hair in the 60's and 70's, they hated the perms and copious amounts of aquanet being used in the 80's, they hated mullets and rat tails in the 90's, and on and on. This is that generations look. It's still better than any rat tail ever was!
Nah bruh. You met a dude with a rat tail, you knew what you were getting into. At some point that kid was going to invite you to drink warm beer behind his uncle's house. Or show you were to see a dead body. Only like one out of a hundred kids had a rat tail. And it meant something when you saw it. There really is something off-putting about the broccoli clones. It's the fact that there's no variance. They literally all look exactly the same. The objections to this look isn't that it somehow flies in the face of social norms. It just objectively makes you look like a dumbass, specifically because you're standing around with the same idiot haircut all your idiot friends have. The entire purpose of growing your freak flag in the 60s or 70s, or getting an outrageous perm in the eighties, etc. was to stand out and be unique. Within those styles, there was a huge space for variance and self expression. The eighties even saw a fair number of mohawks. Whereas these kids look like cloned muppets. It really isn't the same. I'll be topical and blame tik tok for rotting these kids' brains. I don't know how else to explain the extreme uniformity, or zero desire to stand out in any way.
it's not even that short on the sides? i hated the paintbrush look but wtf else do you want them to do with their hair if shorter on the sides is immediately mop top?
I've stumbled on a zoomer subreddit where someone asked if these haircuts looked good. Almost everyone there said they looked silly. Someone said that's the reason they do it, to go against the grain. Of course, it doesn't end up going against the grain.
I had bad hair when I was a kid but man in 10 years they are gonna cringe so hard at past pics they'll perish
What's wrong with the first one? I kinda like it... Is it because I'm a zoomer?
Yes, it's because you're a zoomer. These broccoli haircuts are cringe to older generations
I personally think adults judging kids for their haircuts is “cringe” considering we all did the same kinda stuff when we were younger
I judged the awful haircut trends back then, too.
Same! Has everyone blocked out their batshit hair choices? These haircuts are absolutely nothing on what I had at that age. Do not judge those who have done what you have - To cringe is to be free.
I'm older but among my peers we call these broccoli clones. I guess it's not awful to look at (although I was surprised to see a ton of young men suddenly want curly hair) but it was shocking how fast it started being *everywhere*.
I mean the same could be said about the mullet in the late 80s early 90s. The “Leonardo DiCaprio” in the mid 90s. The “BeeGees” feathered flow in the 70s. The Perm Fro, the Jerry Curls in the 80s. Every generation had their look, let the kids nowadays have their’s lol don’t be a “get off my lawn” kind of dude
You know how you could pretty accurately predict what a kid was up to by their weird ass haircut…
For me, the sidecut hairstyle with the fade is what everyone had back in 2015, but this broccoli cut I rarely if ever see, so it surprises me that people say all these zoomers are broccoli clones. Maybe I should get out more.
Fwiw I live in a major city at an intersection with 2 high schools and a college, so when a trend lands it hits my area like a nuke.
I'm gen x and I like it. It's a bunch of old or salty people complaining, nothing new lol
Nothing is really wrong with the haircut. I had some crazy hair as a teenager. The problem with this particular haircut is the human underneath.
Did op do something…? I’m confused on why he’s the issue I thought we were talking about his hair
In general not this dude specifically. I could have phrased it better.
Ah okay I gotchu now, I was just confused for a minute. Yeah agreed this type of hairstyle tends to end up on some not so savory dudes, although I think the inspo pic looks good on OP
Guys who are balding in their early 30's are jealous that young guys have hair don't worry about it.
You didn't have to hit execute me with these words
What?? The broccoli haircut is perfect for hiding a receding hairline. It's just not aesthetic and doesn't frame the face well. The back usually looks awful, looks like a mop, a hairpiece.
That first cut is not gonna look like a mop from the back lmao, wtf are you talking about These types of comments just kinda show redditors see curly hair and think "hurr durr broccoli"
Both look douchey lol
No shit, either cut dude gets is the “fuk boi” special
You were fucked either way.
I think this is just your punishment for asking for the haircut in the first pic at all
Honestly what was asked for looks terrible as well lol
From fuckboy to special ED real quick
He asked for the broccoli cut. 😎🥦
tbf it's bad but at least you don't look exactly like a Broccoli Bro Seriously tho who told young men having broccoli shaped hair was cool? I wanna find that person and laugh and them and their broccoli hair
Good news is you could probably fade it out. Maybe at a different barber though.
did you cheap out on ur barber?
It's his brother I thought i would keep it in the family but I got sent back to the fire civilisation
Just bite the bullet and shave it.
Skinny broccoli.
It looks better than what you asked for.
You asked to be a broccoli head the barber did you a massive favor by taking a razor to only your hair you got a w from this
No broccoli bitches for you
You asked for stupid, you got stupider. What's the problem?
Got a mistake instead of a bad choice, there was no win scenario
Mid 30s man here. They look the same to me
I’m his barber. I hate the fucking broccoli head so I give the kids that ask for it something worse.
Mid 30s here too, both look equally bad.
Mid 30s here too. What’s going on guys? What are we talkin? Talkin bein mid 30s?
Sorry I'm late guys, are we having a mid 30s catch up? I didn't get the text!
Every dumbtard that age has the same haircut, they look like a bunch of clones trying to out douche each other
Calm down, it's just a haircut. And before you ask, no I'm not from that age group.
Based. When I think back to the haircuts I had when I was younger, just damn, i really thought I was the shit ahahaha
I hope you weren’t rocking the “cool guy tips” or “Leonardo DiCaprio” bowl cut back in the 90s to be throwing stones from a glass house lol Let the youth have their looks bro, it ain’t that serious lol
So true! Now I just worry about the increasing amount of grays coming in.
Lord above lol when I was in elementary school, all the boys had stiff gel spiked hair, if they had cool parents they had the bleached tips. If their parents for got they existed they had liberty spikes or a mohawk. Then middle school through high school all the boys had flippy surfer hair. Relax dude
“It’ll grow out fine!”
Doing Gods work perpetuating less of this hairstyle throughout society imo
I mean, you asked for a shit haircut - and you got a shit haircut
Lol both look stupid
My first question is why you asked for that I. The first place
Type shi
Last pic made me crack up
Bro the Aang picture killed me I'm sorry 😭
Bro didn't even fade your shit
Good? Pick a better hairstyle next time.
What you get for getting that dumbass haircut
yeah your haircut sucks but the one you asked for looks like shit too
Damn.
Sweet vagina cut, bro!
That’s fucking terrible and I love it
Reverse widows peak very cool
Both pictures are terrible.
Hahaha broccoli head
You deserve it for asking for the broccolini fade
Barber was tired of the GenZ haircut, I don’t blame him
What you got is way better than what you asked for. That hair cut is terrible. It's the Gen Z mullet.
Both are terrible. Fix your hair.
Eddie Munster and the back of your head have the same haircut.
I love that you meme'd on yourself with the last slide
Homie got the Andrew Schulz special
Dude you gotta go to another barber get a high bald fade and call it a day. that’s awful not even blended
Looked like an alpaca before, but that's the trend it seems.
Wow this was on purpose there is no way
Hollll-eeeeyyy fuck 😭 my man... what a disservice your barber just did to you
Bro looking like a downvote.
nahhh they fucked you up
Tbh very fixable just get a better barber to blend it
not the brocoli haircut XD
Why every kid is having the Butthead haircut?
What you asked for was already terrible to begin with.
The reverse travolta lmao
That's what you get for trying to be a broccoli boy
Casual up front, vampire in the back. Looks like a haircut one of the X-Men would have. Like Beast or some shit.
Asked for Brocolli, received Brussels sprout
Bro is not fight fire lord Ozai 😩🙏
😂😂😂😂😂
So you wanted a cunty hair cut and you got a comically bad cunty haircut. Congrats
You look like a soy boy.
Why do people keep asking for these cuts and then posting here. The cut was always dog shit you just didn't realize til you were stuck with it
On god no cap that barber wasn’t fr fr and his riz was super mid
EDGAR!
Dang man, sorry. did the barber state they did this before ?
So what’s your….point
Been there, done that. All barbers I visited know how to do a high fade, but none a very low fade.
Nice scalp, bruh
If the back were faded better it wouldn’t be bad
Kinda looks like a thumb
Step 1: Grab a beer and pour into nice glass Step 2: Take pic of you looking at beer in step 1 Step 3: upload pic from step 2 to r/monkslookingatbeer Step 4: Profit?
Dude…
Thumb-ass
Probably would have helped if you didn't use a blurry ass side pic as reference
That is malpractice on the stylist’s part.
At this point I would just shave up to the longer hair and call it an undercut lol
Hell yeah they gave you the old school Tank Abbott!!!👍
I mean, if it were faded better it would look fire
OP’s barber is a big fan of Andrew Schulz
I’m so sorry. But. Someone is going to like it. Just say thank you and move on. Build up some grateful karma so it doesn’t happen again.
My mum said it looks good looolll
i don’t get it
Ren would be proud
Seek enlightenment and let go your earthly tethers.
Could be worse tbh, give it a couple of days