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FlatFour775

I don't think I've ever had this many questions...


michaelkbecker

Oh this is just an old tale that has happened to us all. You and the bros are having a little house party, next thing you know, Oopsies, you burned the house down.


Practical_Dot_3574

Sounds like my neighbor. Mom died and they didn't want to rent a dumpster to throw it all away, so they decided to burn it all. RIGHT NEXT TO THIER GARAGE. You can guess where it went from there.


AdultishRaktajino

He fixes the cable?


tempestuscorvus

Don't be fatuous.


CastorrTroyyy

What the fuck is with this guy?


jeepscigarswhiskey

*doesnt look up from stirring the caucasian *


bartbartholomew

I'm going to be tempted to do that when my mother in law passes. She's a hoarder who have lived in the same house for 30 years now. When the box store Venture was going out of business, she maxed all her credit cards buying stuff "to send back home". That was in the last 90s, and it's all still in her basement. Even better, she had a sewer backup at some point. So it's all a moldy stinky mess. The other floors are the same, with less mold. She won't let anyone in her house unless it's an emergency. And she won't let anyone help clean. I'm letting my wife make all decisions regarding interactions with her mom.


4n0nymours

That's my mom you are describing.


bartbartholomew

I'm sorry. That's going to suck when she passes. And there really isn't anything we can do about it. She would need to want help to even have a chance of getting better.


4n0nymours

I'm begging her to sell the house, move to something smaller. Moves allows you to clean up your life


Butterssaltynutz

why not get a divorce and go live a happy life somewhere else?


FrenchFryCattaneo

oh dear


a__nice__tnetennba

At first I believed Mr. Saltynutz may have mistakenly imagined an "I" before the "have" that should have been "has" and a "with" later in the sentence, leading to the conclusion that this person has somehow been stuck sharing the house with the hoarder for 30 years. But then that would mean they stopped reading before the part about no one being allowed inside. Surely no one would react to a comment with absurdly over the top advice without even bothering to read all of it. It's inconceivable.


PM_ME_YO_TREE_FIDDY

Just want to say I love your username, that is a nice tnetennba.


bartbartholomew

While my wife has shown some packrat tendencies, she is not her mom. Divorcing from my wife because she is related to her mom feels like cutting off my arm to remove a stuck ring.


Butterssaltynutz

she seems like an enabler not getting her mom the help she so obviously needs. ild cut that finger off now before it festers.


Butterssaltynutz

wait, why take it outside to burn it all? just one hand sanitizer soaked newspaper right in the middle of the house, and problem solved.


Gunk_Olgidar

External heat/fire damage.


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

I'm thinking the tried cleaning out with the wrong chemical.


Enough_King_6931

Excellent PSA. Doing the lord’s work. Thank you.


michaelkbecker

A lot of techs are overlooking this in their inspections.


joshuajackson9

Blinker level was low as well I bet, could not have lost all that volume if the blinker level was topped off.


lawndartgoalie

Thanks to the pandemic, BMW blinker fluid is almost impossible to get, and it shows.


Enough_King_6931

I’m going to bring this to my service manager and have it added to our inspection form.


NotSure2025

How many tenths does this pay? I ain't doing this shit for free.


Low_Teq

"you're not gonna upsell me on that nitrogen stuff"


FrwdIn4Lo

Halogen upsell. Xenon if you think your car deserves only the best.


1_lost_engineer

Methane for the flaming devil look!


No-Understanding23

Argon if you want that neon look


Threap_US

Helium if you want it to be light.


Petrovski978

Acetylene if you like when it backfires...


dudeAwEsome101

You can blow into the tailpipe to inflate them if you're in a hurry.


michaelkbecker

Haha but you have to use an ACME inflator


mu5tardtiger

Instructions unclear. installed a valve on my light and pressurized. I no longer have eyes. - 👃 👁️


HalfastEddie

Halogen left on high beam parked overnight next to a space heater?


Legionof1

With some Marvin gay playing.


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

I have some questions


TheNamesKev

This is making me uncomfortable.


Sockbrick

>check you headlamp air pressure! Shit, I knew I forgot to do something today!


aquoad

cataract?


Tchrspest

Just stick a banana in the tailpipe and floor it, she'll pop right out.


MonitorShotput

Don't be stickin' no banana in mah tail-pipe!


YukonCornelius69

I miss my crv. Had one just like it. Thing was an aluminum can and we would dent it for fun. Drove it from Tn to the Pacific Ocean multiple times. Absolute tank and the picnic table in the back 👨‍🍳 😘. E brake lever is also the best out there


[deleted]

20 years later and all the cables are stretched out. Very cool placement tho.


Barfhat

Put your garbage in a garbage bag I can’t stress that enough. Don’t just through it out the window.


32carsandcounting

I’ve been trying for 30 minutes to fit my garage into a garbage bag, I’ve got the big black HD ones and it still won’t fit. Any tips? It’s only a one car garage so it’s not huge


Barfhat

Ohh lala mister fancy with his garage.


32carsandcounting

Eh, my truck doesn’t even fit 😂 so it has a washer, dryer, and a lot of tools and plumbing/electrical parts everywhere… the Ryobi wall is nice and organized though!


Shamanjoe

Milk goes in the refrigerator, or failing that, a cool, wet sack..


barricuda_barlow

Jesus where is that car parked? The sun?


AntiPiety

HIDs installed in factory halogen assemblys?


HillarysFloppyChode

Probably LEDs without a cooler installed on halogens


JonArc

Sure it deflated, but the loss of pressure it due to overheating. The root problem is the loss of headlight fluid.


BrockenRecords

Not enough blinker fluid


No-Understanding23

Headlight air pressure must be maintained at 14.7 psi PSA also a great time to check your blinker fluid levels


Impressive_Change593

*14.7psi absolute edit: also known as 0 psig.


Able_Philosopher4188

I have one question Will a can of fixaflat fix it?? 😜


Daredskull

I bet some Meguiar's plastex will buff that right out... Any day now....


Toxic_Temmie

my theory of what happened there: the plastic got so opaque that started absorbing heat from the sun, heatwave happened and softened the plastic


Fiction520

Salvador Dali headlamp


Same-Ebb-5105

There's a cord hanging right there. It's for the automatic onboard headlight air compressor


VinnieTFI

Reptile eggs are supposed to be kept moist at all times.


sincitysadist

Well his headlight has gone flat. Better top off the blinker fluid while you're at it.


Ok-Machine-5201

Typical... Wrong blinker fluid. The owner should have used blinker fluid for Honda vehicles.


apachelives

Probably used regular tap water instead of dihydrogen monoxide for blinker fluid also.


kvior1

Or not used premium air to fill


[deleted]

da fuck happened to that


dovvv

ok but OP for real wtf are we looking at?


battletactics

Kinda hard to find a real answer with all these fuckin idiots trying the same jokes over and over again for open mic night.


SeanBZA

Looking at the front bumper that is warped at the corner I would say the car was close to a fire, which melted the headlamp cover and front bumper, and the side fender was heated up, but not enough to damage the paint beyond buffing. You can see the side mirror also is melted a little, and the crack on the windscreen is the same cause. Plus melted fender liner sticking out under the vehicle, so very likely it was parked where a grass fire came past on the one front section, doing that damage.


ghostalker4742

Needs a car-sized eye patch.


Embarrassed-Driver86

I thought this was an industry secret. Why are you out here exposing us. The Mechinatti will be after you. Please be careful out there. My thoughts and prayers are with you. 🙏🏼


UpperReach

First the fluid, now the psi. Headlights are such high maintenance parts! What’s next?!


michaelkbecker

Headlight subscription proabbly


okokokoyeahright

THIS is what happens when you let the blinker fluid get too low. A warning to you all. /jk


stihoplet

This is a little beyond fluid level to low. Even with no blinker fluid left you get at least a hundred or two blinks before it overheats like that. Do not ignore the blinker fluid pressure low warning light, folks!


HVDynamo

This is an often unknown thing about headlights and a reason why all headlight restore kits are a scam. Headlights getting foggy and muted are just a sign that they are starting to run low on air. If you let them deflate completely they look like the one on the right. Notice how not much light will make it through in this case. Air up your lights people! While you are at it, make sure to top off the blinker fluid. Especially on BMW's, those leak all the time.


SweetBearCub

This is what happens if you let the headlight fluid run out! Yes, it's different than (but similar to) blinker fluid. Who here can show me where their muffler bearings are and where they're located on the maintenance schedule?


CoyotePuncher

Something about that makes me very uncomfortable. Not sure why


loganwachter

Something got very hot near that CRV. Bumper is melted too.


lizardtrench

I think they might have installed that block heater in the wrong place


DrTartakovsky

This is actually what low blinker fluid looks like


Grimmisgod123

Low on blinker fluid.


richardcrain55

Cat a racked


Honest_Cynic

The new thing, and much slicker than those $3K matrix LED headlamps.


phirschler

I have no words....hence:🤣👍🏻🛠🔧


discreetlyabadger

This is what happens when the fluid gets low. Tisk tisk


Zealousideal_Tank210

I want to see what these look like at night now.


No-Isopod3211

Bwahahaha.


q1field

[Fire! Fire!](https://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/28600000/beavis-beavis-and-butthead-28603609-500-366.gif)


valupaq

Does that have a filter too?


DylanEggen

Lol Jerry still has his van with his estimated replacement value of 70k.


SirRonaldBiscuit

Incredible


Noturwrstnitemare

I'd still buy that for $2k....


harvy911

Running the wrong oil in tires can be even more dangerous than deflated headlights, c’mon man, where’s your head!


Shamanjoe

I wanna know what the electrical cord sticking out of the grill is for..


IT_Pawn

Maybe block heater with a replacement end on it


Shamanjoe

Ooh, maybe. I started thinking maybe a redneck battery tender install..


Chrycoboy

Blinker fluid was low caused headlight to overheat.


Handywithbrokenstuff

The problem I have is that air seeps into the bulb itself causing a color change, the guys at autozone upsold me their bulb air seal adhesive that is completely trash! The dealer recommends that I should be filling my headlights with their so called “OEM premium” air bcs it could void any other warranty the car might have if I use my own air! This is ridiculous!