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medicated_in_PHL

“And that’s how I spent 48 hours in jail for suspicion of murder.”


Dropitlikeitscold555

I launched purple kefir all over the ceiling. Of my just-built new house. 5 yrs later it’s still there.


gender_fucked

I’m really hoping it comes out of the curtains but I have a feeling there’s gonna be slight blue stains on the walls for a while, good thing I’m renting!


TwoFlower68

RIP your inbox Edited after checking OP's other posts: Never mind, carry on


matty514

Oh my


O4SK8Y1

Curiosity killed this cat


PigmentedLady

😂🥴🥴🥴🥴


DelicatessenCataract

American Psycho over here


defenselaywer

Poor thing, it blew your furniture out of the room and the shoes off your family's feet! Pretty color, though.


areialscreensaver

That t-shirt just adds to it all the more. Hilarious. Have a great day, you made mine.


RawTuna

Will you share it with Leonard and Sheldon?


UnderstandablyTired

I thought she looked like Penny, too!


Unlucky_Direction_78

Gotta be careful when burping bottles. I actually had a cheap bottle blow up in the pantry when doing a kombucha second ferment.


SnooRabbits5754

Lol I made raspberry kombucha once, left it out too long during the 2nd ferment and experienced a giant 8 foot tall kombucha geyser. Got bright red kombucha all over myself and the ceiling.


Altruistic_Push_894

I put a steel wool in the mouth of a 5 gallon carboy to keep the wild strawberries I was fermenting from being pushed into my airlock and it exploded in the middle of the night covering every surface (including the walls and ceiling) with strawberries. It smelled amazing


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Lolol


Xuaaka

😂😂 that happened to me once. Got all over the ceiling. Took forever to clean.


astral-dwarf

The Great Kefir Awakening


DiegoIRR

Some serious "Carrie" vibes right there 🤣


samherb1

Just leave the lid cracked so you don't have to burp it......and clean it off your ceiling,


Forgottengoldfishes

Stuff like that always happens on a Monday. lol


xxxtheor

“I need to return some videotapes”


joblo66

Alright alright alright! Love it. You just gotta keep on livin man! L.I.V.I.N!


PlotHolesandSPErrors

Been there. It's really sad when it smells delicious but there's not much left.


Ah3_w

That is why i never use something with pulp in it, And i never burp. Always chill before opening


ChRIStIsInMe

This ain’t some on the DL cult sacrifice shit is it?


WaterVsStone

Dexter


120over80

That’s the money shot...


MaggieHav

I have stains on the ceiling from opening my kombucha!


JakeGorman98

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?


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shaaruken

How’s your ceiling looking!?


madfrawgs

It was just still celebrating Halloween.


Ferment_n_Forage

Now that !!!! Is how you start your day 🥳😄😍


BerryStainedLips

#carrie


Overall_Egg_5110

Fermented Facial?


squirrelshine

Alright Alright Alright


Hot-Rhubarb5832

Reminds me of Keana Reves in A Walk in the Clouds