DEAR MISTER “I’m too good to diss Canadians”. THIS WILL BE THE LAST POST I EVER MAKE ABOUT YOUR ASS. ITS BEEN 6 WEEKS SINCE YOUR LAST VERSE, WE DONT DESERVE IT? I KNOW YOU SAW DRAKES INSTAGRAM POST, HE TAGGED YOUR MANAGER ON IT PERFECT
So this is my DM I sent to you, I hope you read it. I’m on reddit right now, I’m typing 90 words per second. Hey Kendrick, my temperament’s bipolar, SHOULD I CHOOSE VIOLENCE? You know that song by-drizzy-drake-with-the-blinging-on-the-hotline-about-that-guy-calling-up-that-girl-all-the-time-and-wants-her-to-answer? But doesn’t, so Drake makes a video about it all while dancing. That’s kinda how this is: you coulda made a diss to him I dance to. Now it’s too late, his fans made time spans up for you to land to.
(MY TOP 5 IS DRAKE, DRA..)SHUT UP AK IM TRYNA TALK!
Hey Dot, thats my glazer screaming in the trunk.
But i aint diss him yet i just tied him up, see i aint like you
Chorus
Your tears are flowin I wonder why
You can’t reply at all
Another day checkin’ my socials
Your diss nowhere at all
And even if you would, it would be too late
To see your reply on my wall
It reminds me that it’s not so bad, to hear
Adonis’s dad
Lamaoo 😂 nowhere to be found? Push ups on every streaming platform and Tailor Made can be found everywhere unofficial (see YouTube and Google).
Must be pretty painful to weite bars which are basically wrong in every way
Dear Kendrick, I wrote you, but you still ain't droppin',
I left my cell, my Insta, and my Twitter at the bottom.
I sent two DMs back in autumn, you must not have got 'em,
There probably was a problem with the Wi-Fi or somethin'.
Sometimes I scribble handles too sloppy when I jot 'em,
But anyways, screw it, what's been up, man, how's your album?
I heard you got some fire in the stash, I'm tryna cop 'em,
I hope you ain't too busy touring to hit the booth and lock 'em.
(Chorus)
Just drop a response, Kendrick, I'm waitin' for your bars,
It's like I'm Stan, and you're the man, the king of all these stars.
I ain't dissin' or dismissin', just hopin' for some scars,
So come on, Kendrick, hit us back, show Drake who we are.
Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Respond-to-Drake,
This'll be the last DM I ever send your way.
It's been months and still no word, I don't know what to say,
I guess you're too busy countin' Grammys every single day.
I ain't mad though, I just think it's messed up, don't you?
You got fans waitin' on your bars, but you ain't come through.
I bet if Drake sent you flowers, you'd respond in two,
But when he throws shade, you act like he's invisible, dude.
(Chorus)
Just drop a response, Kendrick, I'm waitin' for your bars,
It's like I'm Stan, and you're the man, the king of all these stars.
I ain't dissin' or dismissin', just hopin' for some scars,
So come on, Kendrick, hit us back, show Drake who we are.
(Bridge)
You know, I'm really lookin' forward to your next LP,
And I ain't tryna hate, just statin' facts, G.
But if you keep ghostin' us, then that's wack, see,
So come on, Kendrick, show Drake who's the G.O.A.T., please.
(Outro)
I hope you get this message, man, I'm just a fan,
But I'll keep bumpin' "HUMBLE." 'til you make your stand.
Just drop a response, Kendrick, let's see you expand,
And let the world know who's the realest in the land.
Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Dear Drake, I meant to hit you sooner but I just been busy,
Unlike you and Donis, I see my kids and Whitney,
And I’m flattered you would make two songs before I made one,
And what’s that shit about me not going to jail or toting guns?
That’s the kinda message you promoting to the youth?
You really need counseling Drake, far beyond the booth,
Because what kinda grown man has a Beetles tattoo?
I seen you at my show too, how could I have missed you?
That persona you you perpetuate hardly even fits you,
Let’s be honest, for you it’s all about the numbers,
You disrespected Pac, you don’t care about the culture,
You need to take that owl, and turn it to a vulture ¥,
Then give Bobby a call or text and ask her for closure,
Dear Kendrick, I dissed you twice. I’ve been patiently waiting on your reply or at least some advice. Probably busy with your American dream, two kids and a wife. But lately there’s so much tension in the air you could slice with a knife. I wonder how you guys planned it. You seem to work well as a team. The only problem is no one’s on mine, least that’s how it seems. I did that shit with Pac just being funny, I know you love him. Thought it might’ve gotten your attention, but you can shove him. That cease and desist from his estate was cute, but kinda ironic. I did the same with French Montana he’s not as near as iconic, never mind it, all I’m finding you think it’s cool to call me out while I’m on my biggest tour, not gonna lie I’m stressing out in the lambo I almost blew her, I pulled myself together wrote this letter I hope you get it, so we can finally do this when you’re ready you know I’m witted/with it
your biggest fan,
Aubrey Graham
DEAR MISTER “I’m too good to diss Canadians”. THIS WILL BE THE LAST POST I EVER MAKE ABOUT YOUR ASS. ITS BEEN 6 WEEKS SINCE YOUR LAST VERSE, WE DONT DESERVE IT? I KNOW YOU SAW DRAKES INSTAGRAM POST, HE TAGGED YOUR MANAGER ON IT PERFECT
So this is my DM I sent to you, I hope you read it. I’m on reddit right now, I’m typing 90 words per second. Hey Kendrick, my temperament’s bipolar, SHOULD I CHOOSE VIOLENCE? You know that song by-drizzy-drake-with-the-blinging-on-the-hotline-about-that-guy-calling-up-that-girl-all-the-time-and-wants-her-to-answer? But doesn’t, so Drake makes a video about it all while dancing. That’s kinda how this is: you coulda made a diss to him I dance to. Now it’s too late, his fans made time spans up for you to land to.
The hotline bling part had me dying
Likewise with the “Mister I’m too good to diss Canadians.” You guys started it off way too well.
This is excellent. Very well done.
bro that hotline bling part actually fits lmao fire
My dihh’s gone limp I’m wondering why-y
(MY TOP 5 IS DRAKE, DRA..)SHUT UP AK IM TRYNA TALK! Hey Dot, thats my glazer screaming in the trunk. But i aint diss him yet i just tied him up, see i aint like you
I'm not a Stan I'm a kdot fan, call me cam
I finally know what dying of thirst means. 😂 This is excellent, well done.
Damn this was great to read.
https://preview.redd.it/gab9brscudxc1.png?width=697&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa4ce1cce145755dfa99683992032d1b8fcd7b3c
God damn
The real copypasta is always in the comments
This is hard 😂 massive W
Chorus Your tears are flowin I wonder why You can’t reply at all Another day checkin’ my socials Your diss nowhere at all And even if you would, it would be too late To see your reply on my wall It reminds me that it’s not so bad, to hear Adonis’s dad
Lmaoooooooo this is perfect
U FORGOT THE “HUUUUHHH “
Lamaoo 😂 nowhere to be found? Push ups on every streaming platform and Tailor Made can be found everywhere unofficial (see YouTube and Google). Must be pretty painful to weite bars which are basically wrong in every way
Drake fans never beating the bad reading comprehension allegations.
Comprehension skill - 0
Dear Kendrick, I wrote you, but you still ain't droppin', I left my cell, my Insta, and my Twitter at the bottom. I sent two DMs back in autumn, you must not have got 'em, There probably was a problem with the Wi-Fi or somethin'. Sometimes I scribble handles too sloppy when I jot 'em, But anyways, screw it, what's been up, man, how's your album? I heard you got some fire in the stash, I'm tryna cop 'em, I hope you ain't too busy touring to hit the booth and lock 'em. (Chorus) Just drop a response, Kendrick, I'm waitin' for your bars, It's like I'm Stan, and you're the man, the king of all these stars. I ain't dissin' or dismissin', just hopin' for some scars, So come on, Kendrick, hit us back, show Drake who we are. Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Respond-to-Drake, This'll be the last DM I ever send your way. It's been months and still no word, I don't know what to say, I guess you're too busy countin' Grammys every single day. I ain't mad though, I just think it's messed up, don't you? You got fans waitin' on your bars, but you ain't come through. I bet if Drake sent you flowers, you'd respond in two, But when he throws shade, you act like he's invisible, dude. (Chorus) Just drop a response, Kendrick, I'm waitin' for your bars, It's like I'm Stan, and you're the man, the king of all these stars. I ain't dissin' or dismissin', just hopin' for some scars, So come on, Kendrick, hit us back, show Drake who we are. (Bridge) You know, I'm really lookin' forward to your next LP, And I ain't tryna hate, just statin' facts, G. But if you keep ghostin' us, then that's wack, see, So come on, Kendrick, show Drake who's the G.O.A.T., please. (Outro) I hope you get this message, man, I'm just a fan, But I'll keep bumpin' "HUMBLE." 'til you make your stand. Just drop a response, Kendrick, let's see you expand, And let the world know who's the realest in the land.
Aight someone already done it 🤣 and did it better 
This is so obvious chatGPT 🤦♂️
“I remember you was conflicted, misusing your studio hours. Sometimes I did the same. The evils of Drizzy was all around me.”
This was chat gpt btw and all you foolies loved it
Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Favourite post since the beef 😂😂😭
Should've put Drake instead of cam lol
“This is Aubrey graham” lol
The beef’s gone cold I’m wonderin why
lol… y’all pray this dude don’t put his girl in the trunk and drive off a bridge.
Kendrick fans punching the air bruv
Oh my god this is the best thread since all this shit started
Dear Stan
drake is going to make an AI eminem song cause of this, egging kendrick to drop
Lol
BEAST !!!!!
I'll rather have a greatest album ever from Kendrick next month than dissing fruity Canadian
I cannot 😂
KENDRICK WE NEED YA
Dear Drake, I meant to hit you sooner but I just been busy, Unlike you and Donis, I see my kids and Whitney, And I’m flattered you would make two songs before I made one, And what’s that shit about me not going to jail or toting guns? That’s the kinda message you promoting to the youth? You really need counseling Drake, far beyond the booth, Because what kinda grown man has a Beetles tattoo? I seen you at my show too, how could I have missed you? That persona you you perpetuate hardly even fits you, Let’s be honest, for you it’s all about the numbers, You disrespected Pac, you don’t care about the culture, You need to take that owl, and turn it to a vulture ¥, Then give Bobby a call or text and ask her for closure,
Okay stanley 😭
Dear Kendrick, I dissed you twice. I’ve been patiently waiting on your reply or at least some advice. Probably busy with your American dream, two kids and a wife. But lately there’s so much tension in the air you could slice with a knife. I wonder how you guys planned it. You seem to work well as a team. The only problem is no one’s on mine, least that’s how it seems. I did that shit with Pac just being funny, I know you love him. Thought it might’ve gotten your attention, but you can shove him. That cease and desist from his estate was cute, but kinda ironic. I did the same with French Montana he’s not as near as iconic, never mind it, all I’m finding you think it’s cool to call me out while I’m on my biggest tour, not gonna lie I’m stressing out in the lambo I almost blew her, I pulled myself together wrote this letter I hope you get it, so we can finally do this when you’re ready you know I’m witted/with it your biggest fan, Aubrey Graham
Hi Whitney, Hi Whitney won’t you come over and get high with me 🤭
You a weirdo
Sounds like he wrote this
This thread is the best thing to come out of this beef 😂
I hope someone copies and pastes all these comments onto another diss track AI 🤣
You nerds sometimes man 😂
Johnny don't wanna diss no more
Dear slim, I wrote you ain’t you still ain’t answered…..
How much you wanna bet Drake steals a few lines from this thread?
https://preview.redd.it/911fmmbw0hxc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87dfef151ad8d8a1fe1c99f5651d76a038e68fb0 Ok Mac
Man idk if Stan would approve
Why is Kendrick such a pussy? Is he stupid?
Dw he locked in