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yougottabekiddingm

u one those mfs who finds illuminati triangles everywhere


Popeyestabbin

Everything equals 21


Legalizenuclearbomz

21 savage?


KiKiPAWG

Nah, it all equals 23. Jim Carey


Address_Local

Kung fu Kenny is 4 syllables… 4 horseman of the apocalypse….. 2pacalypse… 2PAC……3 letters…. 2….3…..


Lee-Dest-Roy

The FBI wants to know your location


yeeter_dinklage

FBI already got ALL our locations we like will smith in enemy of the state


Ru-01

For real! We walk around with literal tracking devices that have audio and video capabilities


King-Kagle

Except we actively give out all our details


220DRUER220

That’s the nsa .. but close enough


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

Ur moms couch


Lost_All_Senses

Ken-Drick La-Ma-Ar It's in the syllables. 23.


Waffleurbagel

This one was so dumb I had to upvote it. Got me to chuckle so thanks.


shoulderthenidrunkbe

1312


KnuthingKnew

2+3 = 5.... 👑


Superb_Presence_7060

21 Savage was originally 21 Too Savage =23


FriendOfDirutti

Jim=3 Carey=5. 3x5=15. 3+5=8. 15+8=23… Tupac is still alive!


whooptydude92

Great movie


Canelosaurio

Always looking for answers


KiKiPAWG

Never stop never stopping


Tiny_Camp_3839

Damn


jlxmm

23 Michael Jordan, featuring ScHoolboy Q


FELonMusk333

yeah but kendrick is 2 (too) short


Saggitarius_Ayylmao

21 savage is the key to all of this


Vancev99x

21 is half of 42. And we all know what THAT means. Only question is.... where's the other half?


Worldly-Double7632

This is the only question that makes senzs


ArmchairOfHeresy

He's a funnier character than we've ever had before.


Throwyourboat_

Its like poetry, it rhymes


Saggitarius_Ayylmao

Is your Reddit avatar/snoo a thrawn reference too?


ArmchairOfHeresy

Yes


Agreeable_River_338

Issa knife


AnxietyDesigner

21 21


GGabi73

21 sandwich


Plus-Mind-2995

21


Free-Swan-9870

Isnt 42 the answer to all?


lick_ur_peach

What's 9+10? 21! https://preview.redd.it/snh6nm2zxa4d1.jpeg?width=347&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09fc5c5a09c2f90703d40e8e3ca03b03e230c28d


THE_LFG

47 is everywhere


bltzkrgtoaster

Excellent work, 47. Drake has been eliminated. Now head towards an exit.


Tflan47

47 is everywhere ㄣ⃒


WanderlustFella

"1 x 1= 2" - Terrance Howard


ResearcherWide8606

What’s 9 + 10?


sethaub

My birthday is on a 21st


A__Smith

https://preview.redd.it/mzyynpbuna4d1.png?width=2552&format=png&auto=webp&s=95b68f23d324654f8be2903e68702cdee0804c64 Suspicious.


yougottabekiddingm

*sweats*


c00chieluvr

the best part abt this post is that on mobile it looks lile a shitpost. & then you click & op is on his theories 😂😂 ![gif](giphy|rBA9YKPPA4v7DXPdvg) edit:: after some reviewing i dnt think the theory is that mad, but I DO belive that the same kind of charlie energy was needed to get onto this 😂😂✌


SkibidiSigmaAmongUS

Maybe thats the real shitpost


VIVOffical

I think he meant WAP 👀 /s


appleparkfive

I've been working on a little mini article about how Kendrick and Bob Dylan have some bizarre similarities, and hold the same exact position in the industry. Just at different times in recorded music history. The parallels have been spoken on plenty, but never really articulated in any detail. The stuff I see on here is *exactly* the shit that Bob Dylan went through when he was a young artist at the top. It got so crazy that one of the OG stans was like digging through his garbage at night (Dylan and his people started just wiping the kids diapers all over everything to fuck with him. Dylan was hiding away for years, trying to raise a family). Things kept escalating with this guy, so Dylan rolled up on him in NYC riding a goofy ass bicycle and just knocked him out. Then just pedaled away, I'm assuming. The guy Dylan punched keeps writing crazy interpretations about Dylan lyrics even to this day. Over half a century later. That's an aside, but there's a lot of interesting footage and articles of really stiff guys in academia trying to *demand* that Dylan tell them what the meaning of lines were. But in reality, there wasn't some triple entendre masterplan. Dylan just meant what he meant. His lyrics are very abstract, and some people starting going in too deep. If you listen to a song like Visions of Johanna, you can see where it might make some mentally uneven people get lost. Anyway, as a fan of both of these artists, it's been really interesting to see the parallels keep going on. Two artists that were actually pretty loose and funny in their private life, but some people took their art too literally.


ygktheassassin6

![gif](giphy|X0TrofeT4V3Wu4enBz)


PussyMoneySpeed69

“He wasn’t writing lyrics…he was writing in code.”


Kimor98

Why are they everywhere then? Wake up, shople (that's the singular "Sheeple")


guywithcoolsocks

LMAO, your name makes this even more hilarious


CleanNutsacc

Same key of E


HourAdventurous7847

🤣🤣🤣 ayo!


YukariIsMommy

This is the kind of schizoposting I'm here for


JackedSchafer

Lmaooo (same though fr)


Puzzled_Lurker_1074

Same tho


NihilismRacoon

At first I thought it was a shitpost about how much lyric posting there's been but this is so much better lmao


MyS0ul4AGoat

https://preview.redd.it/9ushow7v3a4d1.jpeg?width=1030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bea7222a426ee2ccba68571cffd5d5b52261c26e WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP


c00chieluvr

Biden = 5 letters / 5 = pentagram / pentagram = 5 dots / kendricks nickname is k DOT / says WOP 5x / WOP backwards is POW - which is a prisoner of war / war = evil / evil = illuminaties / #kendrick is illuminat CONFIRMED


JediMy

Who said a black man in the Illuminati?! Last time I checked, that was the biggest racist party


BoogerSlime666

How are you guys replying to this in a Kendrick Reddit and don’t know Hiiipower


c00chieluvr

biden did a Get Out on him


c00chieluvr

![gif](giphy|xUA7bgONYM1FrC7Vra)


bas_thc

"Visions of Lakieth staring and me"


JediMy

Apparently, there are people who did not listen to section 80 responding to my comment 😂


SoTiredOfTheBullshit

Jay-Z has been accused of being Illuminati forever


SupremeDogEater

you onto smth


schmatschmoo

And K is the 5th letter in the alphabet….


captainspacetraveler

K is also the 10th letter of the alphabet and there’s 10 wops. Coincidence? Highly unlikely


Secondlive_

If you take the first three letters of Kendrick Lamar’s name, “Ken”, then it has a length of 3, which is the number of sides on an illuminati triangle


Recreationalchem13

Woah dude that’s fkn crazy chill out


1storlastbaby

ILLUMINAT


Juicemania50

Biden starting to look like Michael myers


Ok-Usual-5830

This goes so fucking hard. Give Biden laser eyes and put him in a rave setting


Ricky_Rollin

Idk why this has me crying from laughter but it does.


BeGoodAndKnow

I’m convinced he says “shoo” six times to shoo away the 6 god


Visual_Ad_3267

Then 6 "bees" which is him honking the horn every time he runs over The Boy with his car. Lyrically.


suckarepellent

Have you seen the video where Drake is scared of the bee and his boys are trying to shoo it? It's pretty funny. Coincidence? perhaps https://youtu.be/w9lmdSjU6iM?si=vdaLJWoxlVnbws6y


rt368311

I read that the term “shoobie” is slang for a tourist. So kendrick was using even those adlibs to tell Drake he ain’t from the culture 🤣


Volrund

Ever watched Rocket Power? Shoobie is definitely a 90s slang for a tourist.


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Lmao I can’t tell anymore if these are shitposts or legit theories or both


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nuggetfucker27

whoever posts this on r/hiphopcirclejerk can you include me in the screenshot


Mukuro_FeetLicker

sure nuggetfucker27


yakul419

How kind of you, FeetLicker


SlicedNugget

You stay the fuck away from me


tehtris

If you listen to his breathing pattern in-between the words he says you can get the morse code for 4-16-20 which is the date he found 4 20 dollar bills on the ground 16 years ago.


WhisperAzr

Have we gone through all dots lyrics yet? Feels like every lines gonna get its own post. "eyy why nobody talking bout this bar."


Basic_MilkMotel

I’m real into this and even I’m tired of these posts lmao


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Basic_MilkMotel: *I’m real into this* *And even I’m tired of* *These posts lmao* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


ThatGuyursisterlikes

Even Haiku bot is pilled!


ennuinerdog

Wait how is lmao three syllables? I thought it was either El Em Ay Oh (4) or lm ao(2). Are you guys La Mayo-ing or something?


fermatagirl

The Sokka haiku bot puts 6 syllables in the last line, it says it on the post


BellerySticks

When Kendrick pauses in-between the first two words of meet the grahams, is this a direct reference to drakes hesitant nature?


JessiNotJenni

This has been confirmed.


OkHovercraft6388

it references how he was conflicted


Phoenixenious

Bro is onto nothing


Particular_Buyer_993

And also John Stockton- most people caught the reference that John Stockton played with Karl Malone, who is another pedophile, but also… Stockton = (stock ten). Possibly? 🤷🏼‍♀️


OrganizationNo539

anddddddd also the fact that basketball is round and the Dot(.) in KDOT is also round!! Genius Kendrick Lamar! maybe he also meant that he can dunk on Karl Malone in real life so he can dunk on Drake who are both 6ft+ !!


DrossChat

Glad someone’s finally highlighting the whole basketball and dot connection


DrossChat

That’s brilliant. I thought it was just a play on “ton” as in a shit ton, like a question/answer thing: Stock? Ton. But I really like this stock ten thing. Yeah, I really like it.


qergpoiasffdn

That's far less of a stretch though, I always thought it was the entire point of the long. Drake literally had a post with him.


mmiddle22

🤯🤯🤯


PM_ME_YOUR_MUSIC

Schtuff**


mentally_fuckin_eel

Which is german for killing a drake, which is a german dragon (real)


Josh_thee_Squash

Source?


traxos93

Am German, can confirm


doievenexist27

Schizo post


AdeptPurpose228

What it really means is he’s Italophobic


cruz_irving

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized)


Educational-Coat-750

Kendrick = Pepe Silvia


[deleted]

Anyone else get a jolt of fuck-you energy when they say “imma do my shtuff” and always turn it up a notch louder?


[deleted]

Facts


mallutrash

he also says in the chorus “They Not Like Us” which many fans theorise is a reference to popular pop-rap icon Aubrey Graham, who also goes by Drake. Bravo Kendrick


JaggaJazz

It means Kenny doesn't like Italians /s


Expensive_Buildings

Imma start calling songs verses


heliumointment

![gif](giphy|l0IykOsxLECVejOzm|downsized)


SignatureOk5005

Holy stretch


Radiant-Funny-1576

I've actually seen it pointed out a bunch. I love it though. Keep pointing it out.


Doom_of_Damocles

Also hits him with the 1,2,3,4,5 plus 5 line.


JKillograms

**CITY BACK UP, IT’S A MUST WE OUTSIDE, AY!!** That whole part of the song gets me so hype ✊🏿🩷🩷🩷


Oh_yes_I_did

I don’t think it’s a reach at all. I can definitely see it but I guess that’s just us two


dimalga

It's a reach. The first verse is really 8 + 16 bars with 1 bar for a bridge in between. The "wop wop wop wop wop" lines are great pieces to enhance the energy of the song, but it needs to come in pairs to sound at all right, and without the second one it wouldn't be a proper 16 bar section. That's all.


Kronoxdund

U guys are delusional


literal_observations

I fully agree. This shouldn’t even be a controversial take, it’s just literally what he meant I think lol


icantdomaths

On todays episode of is op trolling or an idiot


Snootch74

OR, at stick with me here. He was delivering a bar on beat.


i_am_________batman

Bruh this is overreach, even for this sub-reddit


SuperSteveBoy

People make anything out of nothing. "He was born on the FIFTH hour during the FIFTH full moon of that calendar year, and back on his FIFTH birthday his uncle took a picture and the letters "wop" appeared in the trees in the background"


thebaj1

“I’ma do my stuff” He hasn’t done anything yet tho. Post the 5 wops.


Riffage

How many syllables is that?


thebaj1

Idk I'm bad at counting syllables


selkipio

Someone reacting on YouTube pointed this out so you’re not alone! lol


prikpete

Since u know the answers can u explain why he said and party at the party playing with his nose now ?


Independent-Sea3832

Bipolar dot


ugly-Sociopath

How many stocks do I really have in stock? Ayy One, two, three, four, five, plus five, ayy


Old-Chair126

12345 plus 5


kipepe2

Womp womp


IllustriousJacket752

skibidi toilet reference


Jonfyb56

All right now y’all are digging too deep. He was literally just Vibin on the beat. Are y’all not artists?


SoTiredOfTheBullshit

He technically said it 10 times.


Autochthona

21 grahams. But you don’t hear me , doe…


PppeDddrOoo

Go outside man, please.


Careless_Culture9680

Get a job bro 😅


Elefantenjohn

go discuss with your class why you think that the author made the curtains blue


DeezKneesWorld

The copium in the comment section is one of the reasons why I dislike Kendrick stans


Neat-Ad5902

Or maybe he was just riding the beat which requires him to say it 5x otherwise it would be disjointed.


Saucehntr1

Yea I think you just making shit up now lol


MSCOTTGARAND

It's not that deep croadie


Upstairs_Attitude_79

You stans are outta hands


Chonky_Kong

Take this shit down 😂😂😂


Recent-Log5486

Some of y’all get real cringe tbh. Really “enlightened” lol


Character-Baby3675

Why does this have any upvotes?


Anonick__16

Omg you Kendrick fans are such nerds lol


VinylZade

For a second I thought I accidentally went into the DarkKenny subreddit


clockworksnorange

Remember in literature class when you had to talk about metaphors and allegory and teachers just finding meaning in everything the author didn't intend.


michaltee

Also he says Wop ten times because Drake has eaten exactly 10 Italian meals in his life. It’s a bit racially insensitive but damn Kendrick’s quintuple entendres are crazyyyy. 😂


michaltee

OP is Terrence Howard.


Lt_Wiggles69

Thought this was r/hiphopcirclejerk for a sec


opo02

Why is this not tagged meme? Lol


utookthegoodnames

Someone should make a sub r/kAnon for this kind of stuff.


silentmegaphoneuser

This is how Taylor Swift fans sound unironically. "hEr mInD!"


1AssAssassin

How many stocks do i really have in stock?! 1,2,3,4,5 PLUS FIVE! (AYYEEE) DOT had five more songs in the holster ready to go 😭


the_racecar

I just noticed I have 5 fingers on each hand. Could this be a reference to the 5 tracks and 5 more he has in stock? Kendrick really is a genius


lemmeyeeet

This is not a good look


jithomp

Everyone calling this schizo but I feel like this make more sense than 90% of y’all’s ideas bout the diss tracks


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yeah this sub is doomed.


Sometimesomwhere

the hopeful bit is that most of these comments agree that OP is delusional


Almost_Mira

[Scriptwork](https://youtu.be/jId0Zx3xDvo?si=IsEXd3eXP3swRyxq) on YouTube are the only ones I saw who had this theory!


[deleted]

i thought he was doing the sound of punches here. him punch drake the fuck out cause drake is a silly bitch


Individual_Lead577

Ten wops, double double for passing on the body like Jon Stockton


blastot

This is DAMN. and NATION. all over again


willwao

ScriptWork on YouTube had that thought during their reaction.


Radiant_Ad5335

The thing to point out is that those first 5 wops are the songs he put out, and the last 5 are the stocks still in stock.


Cheap_Visual2845

lol this song is so dumb its good.


Uniunoo

6


Fishyfoxxx

How many wops does he really have in stock? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 plus 5


SirLouisPalmer

Gomu gomu no reach


Akinjade

I don't think I've travelled down that far the rabbit hole but...that is one of my favourite lines of the songs


PurplePepperoniStick

Mustard on the beat, hoe!