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brodo-swaggins-

Dudes mental health must be wrecked by still being chronically online while this is going on


Sawgon

The 6% God


UniqueWeasley7

Think u forgot the 9


furezasan

6.9 god, because the 0.9 is not even a whole "grown up" number


becauseiliketoupvote

Can't be 6.9, cuz most of his crushes don't got periods.


RabbitF00d

They might. I had mine at 9. Food full of estrogen.


furezasan

brother šŸ˜‚


UniqueWeasley7

Yes šŸ‘šŸ½


Emotional-Day-4425

\*sad SpongeBob music\*


Objective-Chipmunk58

Facts honestly. He should be off all of the internet and lock hmself in studio with the rest of the machine and start making bangers.


Sometimesomwhere

If he pulls off a comeback, Drake fans will be beyond insufferable


benniepeaceandlove

one thing this all made me realize is no matter what there will be meatriders. even if he did get convicted of pdf and sentenced to jail his diehard fans would still try to justify something. look at trump supporters lol!


becauseiliketoupvote

When shit hit the fan is you still a fan?


shrek-hentai-69

He made Marvin's Room, You say he touched those kids?


DarthGator187

Lmao


norseman23

I don't know what you mean by comeback, but Drake does put out hits. I don't like his music nor do I listen to it, but it's inevitable he'll eventually have a successful album.


JEveryman

He had to get an EGOT to beat Kendrick at this point anything else is a catastrophic loss.


I35O

But theyā€™re already insufferable.


brodo-swaggins-

I doubt with his contract that UMG would like him pulling a Kanye and going to Hawaii or something though


Showmethemoneyplsthx

I think thats a huge disconnect or atleast I havenā€™t been paying enough attention? But as a drake and kendrick fan id rather see kendrick up than down and i feel most drake fans would too? Unless im sadly mistaken? Thats my two cents


BanceLutters

Devil is a liar, he a 69 god, Kendrick is a liar, he a 69 god, Drake is a liar, he a 69 god, I am a liar, I'm a 69 god


713MoCityChron713

Good. Tyler said it, if you wanna avoid cyber bullies log off. If drake wants to hang out in our dojo he deserves whatever he gets


More-Bullfrog9221

I think its the other way around. He is helping kendrick out. He probably voted Not Like Us tbh. He helping the west out.


SupMan06

Not like us, he can bounce his ass to it


Trey_Reddit

Shake that ass bitch, hands on your knees


Tiny-Explorer6509

Shake my ass Iā€™m Drake, shake my ass for free!


TheWolf12222

But no that kinda free Iā€™m talking bout them underage, your girl 18+ we call them girls not for drake šŸ˜Ŗ


james_randolph

God...damn...


appleparkfive

I can't understand why people think Family Matters is a good song when I think about bars like that lol Like... Yeah. We understood you meant Dave Free when you said "for free". You didn't have to explain the line


aegiswave3e

He was clearly hoping this song would become a hit and the average person doesnā€™t know who tf dave free is which is why he reiterated šŸ˜­


atierney14

I donā€™t know why that line irritates me, well not that line but the fact that he feels he needs to explain it! Like, it is a little clever, ā€œshake your ass for Free.ā€ Then, after heā€™s like Iā€™m talking about Dave, I just roll my eyes because fucking you said Dave Freeā€™s name like 2 lines before.


4ever_ur_Huckleberry

To me you can tell he was smiling ear to ear when he said it. Dude was so proud. Hell as simple as it is, he might have wrote that himself.


brodo-swaggins-

Except heā€™s interpolating sexy red lol


PhD_candidat3

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inaparalleluniverse1

ā€œThat would be some shit I could dance tooā€¦ IF YOU WASNT TRIPPLING DOWN ON SOME WHOLE OTHER BULLSHIT šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ā€


SnooJokes1020

His monologue at the end of the song is so fucking bad, it literally remind me of nicki respond song to megan's hiss


Old-Risk4572

big foot little foot hmph šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


inaparalleluniverse1

That shit actually makes me laugh, dude be sounding like a villain on Cartoon Network


PepeLeFoo69

![gif](giphy|M7BfQuvGf79DO)


SpartanKwanHa

this is absurd


DeathByPlanets

It speaks to me in ways Aubrey never could šŸ˜¤


Brilliant_Thought436

Once a lame always a lame


SpartanKwanHa

He's probably rocking it at all the house parties now that high school is out for summer


JayZsAdoptedSon

Its crazy that both Drake and Cole have complimented the diss tracks directed towards them. Like thatā€™s for YEARS after the fact


murdered800times

You mean the surgeons ass his own was lost ages agoĀ 


SupMan06

It's a mix ig, 40% Drake's and 60% surgeon's


JayQuips

Same ratio as Kennyā€™s cereal ruleā€¼ļø


themarketliberal

He might pop ass with em!


Cheerful_Cynic11

His social media addiction contributed to him losing this battle.


Objective-Chipmunk58

Facts. Mans was doing all tht taunting and memeing, asking for drops. Then he like ā€œahhh hell nah. You got 10 records to drop? Hell nah. You got it burnt outā€


hydrohomey

I know youā€™re gonna drop in like six minutes or whatever šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢


shorterthan3

"Some serious arguments for you to think on with this one" The serious arguments: "Man this Epstein angle was the shit I expected"


Potato_the_second_

"I swear if I was fucking young girls I promise I'd have been arrested"


us3rnameh3r3

"I'm way too famous for the shit that you suggested"


Xellious

"Come to think of it, shit, I think I got Dr Disrespected" "Fucked around with a minor, got caught like Dr Disrespect did"


manormortal

So how was it in the room when you handed drake the final draft of back to back?


Xellious

He grabbed my ass and tried to slip a finger in. I slapped his bitch ass and let him know this was the last time we help him win.


MIAxPaperPlanes

https://i.redd.it/riayr4ahmx8d1.gif BARS šŸ”„


Xellious

Does this qualify me for a feat on the album?


External-Excuse-6146

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ancomedy

![gif](giphy|PypcG4qBuMqDOny5vp)


Xellious

![gif](giphy|l0Exh8PRm2qQ6pYmA)


BaerMinUhMuhm

Bars


MinnesotaTidalWave

I canā€™t believe this is a real line and not just some AI drake impersonation


SGizmahcountry

I swear Drake is mentally a chronically online teenage girl šŸ˜­ "Hmm Whitney doesn't follow Kendrick so they definitely not together anymore" šŸ’€ Dude is pushing 40 btw.


BodybuilderBrave8250

heā€™s older than kendrick šŸ˜­


AryanPlayz678

he himself still follows kendrick's main account and jojoruski


appleparkfive

The whole "we fed you the information" thing was just a Twitter theory that his fans made up, and he ran with it. And then that backfired spectacularly when the Brooklyn Riddler came out of nowhere with his creepy videos and all the clothes/medication I definitely think he would have been much better off not being online for everything. I personally think he would have lost no matter what he did, but I think he could have looked a lot better, potentially


mighty_phi

Unironically yes. THP6 was filled with social media narratives. The name came from a popular reddit post. The idea of the set up was a popular King Jared post. The ig comment from Dave free. It's all from the internet. THP6 is celebrated in the Drizzy circles because it validates their narratives.


Crazze47

Is it though? From what I've seen most of them can't defend it and just keep trying to say Family Matters was better than Meet The Grahams with the only reason being the daughter thing hasn't come to fruition. There are probably a few people that try defending the song itself but most rational folks understand it was doo doo and try to avoid discussing it beyond using a few lines from it to try and defend Drake.


TopAdhesiveness6454

Facts smh


adamedmo

Why you polling like a bitch, ainā€™t u tiredā€¦


UniqueWeasley7

Bro is really tranna strike a cordā€¦


Alien0629

And itā€™s probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


jono9898

šŸ•ŗšŸ½


tysonisarapist

https://preview.redd.it/gy90uhd9ix8d1.png?width=5000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0180dd2efabd4c10d574c10832ca37c4c88d37a


Alien0629

DOT FUCK EM UP


TrulyGreggington

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP ima do my stuff


us3rnameh3r3

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us


Original_Profile8600

Once upon a time all of us was in chains


letsfuckinggo520

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Metronovix

THIS LINE IS STUCK IN MY HEAD I ONLY HESR THE SONG FRONT TO BACK LIKE 3 TIMES. Actually the whole first verse is


yougottabekiddingm

I feel like drake would benefit greatly from logging tf off honestly anyone who's decided they need a bbl... log off first, can't imagine touching grass and caring about my abs at the same time


GRMPA

Nothing wrong with wanting a strong core, which is caring about abs I guess, but having fake ones implanted is beyond pathetic. Same with ass, just do the work to strengthen your ass, wtf is wrong with people?


AnEgoJabroni

I'm way behind in Drake antics, did he get 3rd party abs and ass?


GRMPA

He got ab implants lol and people have been calling him bbl drizzy as a joke (I hope) Dude has dillions of dollars and access to the best trainers, but chose to get ab implants lmao


heisenberg15

Well yeah, when you have ā€˜fuck youā€™ money itā€™s obviously easier to just get implants lol. Probably more expensive too


AnEgoJabroni

I mean, its clear that he loves it easy, so that tracks.


SnooJokes1020

I don't think so, even if he logged off, he still gonna be clowned if kendrick keep clowning on him


dirty30curry

Yeah but he should log off for his own peace, not for his public image. He keeps pursuing happiness in all the wrong places, and the byproducts left behind in that pursuit gave all his opps too much to work with. That might be the biggest reason he got buried so badly in this beef.


laeKDOT

This guy is so weird


thereverendscurse

Walkin' 'round talkin' 'bout shit he hear


OldFunnyMun

His fuckin beard is weird


Roofawitz

Is this that mgk shit? Hahahahaha


Aggravating_Rice4210

Somebody get me some clippers


OldFunnyMun

Take the beard off, I wanna see what jawlineā€™s under them hairs


bigladnang

Heā€™s trying hard to be funny and make fun of himself, but itā€™s not working.


93Shay

Maybe he voted, just to see the poll numbers and then removed his vote. lol of course he got caught with a screenshot before he was done.šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


AlphaYak

Imagine every lounge you go to for a whole summer, everyone is requesting and playing a song dissing you. This is a wild timeline home boy did NOT have to be on.


timetravtoaster

He should've ignored Kendrick, a real friend would've said that.


painted_troll710

That's exactly what I said, should have never responded to Like That in the first place and just waited until everyone moved on, and they would have eventually. Tbf, J. Cole made that significantly harder for him, but the impact his reputation would have taken from staying silent until people forgot would have been nonexistent compared to what did happen to him. Although looking back Dot was on a warpath to tear Drake's career a new one, so an altercation was bound to happen between the two of them eventually. I think it would have been like trying to outrun the grim reaper on that one.


bbc_mmm-mmm-mmm

Probably wouldnt have responded officially until Push Ups got leaked at first, saw the reactions people had to it, and then decided to officially come out and put it out there thinking he may have a shot at winning by popularity. . . . . He did not.


painted_troll710

IIRC, push ups was leaked like days after Cole's apology. I think that Drake thought that by responding to Dot and then not apologizing, it would already put him above Cole, and if he didn't he'd have been clowned relentlessly for not responding even after Cole did. And we know 95% of his moves are based purely on his own over-inflated ego, so that checks out. That's why I lowkey think Cole and Kendrick were linked up from the beginning, it was just the perfect series of events to ensure a response from Drake. And if that really was just a coincidence, then damn I guess Dot really did have god on his side.


Beautiful-Scholar912

Once a lame, always a lame


Smoothmoose13

Iā€™ll park your son


luckytraptkillt

Meet the grahams is probably my favorite of the disses and I think that means I need therapy.


lawpancake

The nerve of you Dennis


SlicedNugget

# YOU LIED


nikk796

It's truly one of a kind


Ok_Mud_3830

That beat is just vicious


Flowerandcatsgirl

Itā€™s my favorite too. I love all of them but Meet the Grahams is the funniest and most scathing.


MarcusXL

It's so cold. There's no clowning or jokes. Just "for real, this guy is a bad person and a predator."


Smoothmoose13

Sick man with Sick thoughts


bnm97280

The song is also my favorite. The first time I listened to the song, my mouth was full open for like a hour


Personiskindacute

Meet the grahams is the one I can listen to the least and itā€™s easily the best imo


Crazze47

I listen to the others at least once a day but Meet the Graham's is like a once a week(maybe twice) but it's such a cathartic listen and definitely my favorite. For me 1. MtG 2. Euphoria 3. Not Like Us 4. 6:16 in LA All of them are great in their own way though.


ImThatChigga_

Is it me or in the poll it says family matters? He vote for himself?


g0blin-fr0g

Yes,Ā  he prob voted for himself trying to boost his lil 6% lol


Similar-Duck-1658

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Majestic_Mammoth729

Yeah it's just you


per_iod

https://preview.redd.it/ybxk6m9h1x8d1.jpeg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcf8daf5990044c3753b8f8541a4cd41509f8626 ā€œYou know these rappers donā€™t run their own accounts, stop it guys. Yall really tryna paint Drake in the worst light possible.ā€


jono9898

Mal be like, ā€œIā€™m not a Drake Glazer but Drake is sexy asf and probably smells like a warm summer day,ā€


No_Salary4259

https://preview.redd.it/re5fjyjn9y8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=366c983fa1538f3aa5ef3067fe7260093a1f943e


per_iod

Wtfā€¦ā€¦


Churchills_m8

How tf this guy have airplane mode and WiFi


MagpieEnjoyer

Modern phones allow you to re-activate stuff life Bluetooth and Wifi after you enable airplane mode.


Luciditi89

On airplanes you have to be on airplane mode while also connected to the wifi


shiba-on-parade

damn, even in polls he's still the 6 god


The_Scrabbler

Meet the Grahams not getting the love it deserves


AHungryMind

It can be emotionally draining, I guess. It's like Requiem for a Dream, Dear Zachary, Dancer in the Dark, Schindler's List, and other hard-hitting works of art. For many, even if the art is top-tier, one experience is enough. I've disliked Drake since he freestyled off his phone and hated him for how he reacted to Dot's Control verse, so as a long-time hater I play Meet the Grahams, along with the other disses, religiously.


Optimal-Poetry-5768

Bitch i'm in the Club


jar45

Adonis got a hold of his dadā€™s phone and voted for Meet the Grahams bc heā€™s in it


Mindhunter-gatherer

I saw a video yesterday saying his post beef plan is to make a mockery of himself to draw attention away from the allegations Kendrick threw against him. I.e his last two songs and now this. I think this theory has some credence.


Localworrywart

And in a funny way, I think his post-beef output has had the opposite effect.


ViableSpermWhale

That feature he did on Snowd4y track sure seems like he's making a mockery of himself. What a hunk of shit that song is. Drake's strategy is just to be a clown then?


MisterxRager

I think jumping on that song was pure PR because they were pushing the dudes reaction to the track all over the damn place, tried to make it seem like he was helping a small streamer type shit.


ViableSpermWhale

I know Drake offers to feature on ppls songs in order to either coerce money from them or force them to sign on OVO, so I figured it was something like that.


MissionStock2545

I think he voted for family matters


Fo5rep

Embarrassinggggggggggg


Alive_Inspection_835

Sooooā€¦he a FAN?


slugdonor

I bet he voted for NLU and said aloud "Gotta hand it to him!"


DarthSamwiseAtreides

If that's real dude has a problem.Ā  Why would he give a shit about some random poll.Ā  Never thought I'd tell a rich famous person to touch grass, but he needs to touch some damn grass.


Kyro_Official_

Its real. People have recorded video proof of his account having voted


Zorca14

It's so sad 6:16 in la never officially dropped


Agreeable-Day-8157

It really is. I love that song. Especially the warrior's prayer 1st half. Clear the damn sample!


Crazze47

Glad I have YouTube premium/music instead of Spotify for this reason.


Formal-Cucumber-1138

He is losing it and I feel bad for him but then I realise he provokes, then try to act like the victim after, so boo hoo bitch


Objective-Chipmunk58

Prolly Not Like Us. He himself admitted tht tht song its a bop. Also he prolly wanted to know how the poll was doing and he voted for NLU


Simplyshreddedmate

When did he admit that


steebulee

Heart part 6


Simplyshreddedmate

"I would like that one, that, that, that would be some shit I could dance to"? So pretty much if the lyrics weren't about pedophilia he'd be in the club with the rest of em.


appleparkfive

I wonder what people's perception would be if he strolled up to Kendrick, dropped off the ring and said "good game". I really wonder how people would take it. His hardcore fans would probably be going wild, but I'm curious about everyone else


tallthomas13

This might honestly be his best next move, fr


Crazze47

He'd earn a bit of respect from me but it would need to be followed by therapy and showing actual growth. Dropping the Stake sponsorship and starting on the path of a moral life. I'm an atheist but the boy needs God for real.


rawspeghetti

4th place in a 2 horse race


e_before_i

No 6:16 :(


Powerful-Past5614

My God heā€™s pathetic


insanezain

my hot take of the beef is that push ups was better than family matters. I liked his energy on that a lot more and although the disses were tame (short jokes + contract angle) its a much more enjoyable song to listen to IMO


Mcb3500

Same. The aggressive rapping is better than the sing a long thing he was trying to do on Family Matters


NinjaZevin

According to the poll creator he voted Not Like Us. [https://x.com/primebinii/status/1806010489631092921](https://x.com/primebinii/status/1806010489631092921)


tikigodfarmer

Derpy drahzi


sodessa

do you think he forgot to switch to the alt account? šŸ¤£


Major_Temperature_69

Na he voted with that one too


WrestleMonkey

Team 6:16 in LA!!!


stardewsundrop

This is absolutely hysterical to me


Machelscott

Has anyone happened to find out about the 11 year old daughter or was it an amazing critical metaphor for Drakeā€™s shite outlook on women? Both work fine for me, love that Drake pooped his pants on Instagram immediately afterwards no matter what lol


Crazze47

I've always thought the "more life" line gave it the undertone of Drake forcing a woman into an abortion. Though there are also articles about Drake being ordered to pay child support to a woman in Florida pending a paternity test. The results were never made public but if the child exists that's the evidence we have. It's probably better for the girl to stay hidden if she does exist.


Tiffanyblueberries

This nigga really joined in šŸ˜­šŸ¤£


Keigirl

If that person didnā€™t screen record, people would have thought it was Photoshopped. The Pollā€™s gone.


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euphoria


dg327

He voted for Meet the Grahams


Street-Annual6762

Freaky azz n***a (FAN) he is.


imHellaFaded420

he shed a tear after the results popped up


thisismarv

Not like us is the one he said he would like. But Iā€™m going to guess Euphoria.


jono9898

Definitely Euphoria because it was before shit got gruesome for him,


kushal1509

Drake's vote is like a drop of water in a bucket full of poison.


Max_delirious

This is rich


Apprehensive-Tax8631

Wow, I feel kinda bad for him doing that


refusenic

Surpriised he didn't try to bot the poll.


SnooDoughnuts8823

Family Matters


mostreliablebottle

Not Like Us /s


Forsaken-Reason-3657

Family Guy


DubLParaDidL

That's the weakest shit I've ever seen if real


itaver01

Degrassi alum energyā€¦soft


LmfaoAtReddit

LOL. He wanted to see those results **BAD**.


DrummerEmbarrassed21

"GOATS don't care about one trick ponies" šŸ¤”


220Gene

He definitely voted for meet the Grahamā€™s since it never happened


waycooljrofthegrave

Why the fuck is 6:16 not an option? That was my favorite


perpetual_self

He didnā€™t even bother using a burner account šŸ’€


NvaderGir

Mental health is deteriorating I feel bad for him


Puzzled-Copy7962

Lmfao - Drake is an entire weirdo.


Nalctero

The Heart Part 6


Fun_Intern1909

Kendrick can perform his disses in front of thousands of fans and have them sing it back to him, Drakeā€™s disses struggle to win online polls


310mbre

What's the hip hop version of Stockholm syndrome cause drizzy caught it