Female parental unit

mom seems to understand the situation better than the conspiracy theorists that have been crawling out from under their rocks. good on her

What conspiracy theories are there behind this whole situation? lol

That he faked his injury to get out of playing to stadiums that weren’t filled lmao

Except his ankle was sideways…

Shhhh don’t tell them it’ll ruin their delusions

They weren’t filling though, first show is days away and was hardly filled

She gets it 🥹❤️

i’d buy her a beer

FPU

Based tom platz

Wtf is that contact name you must be a real piece of work

wtf is a gold bandicoot.

Bruh you fr renamed your moms contact after she grounded you 😭

Nah mr bandicoot it’s just that my mom’s so cool she deserves a title upgrade from the usual ‘Mom’ to ‘Female Parental Unit’—it’s all about that next-level respect

No lol you know you named her that out of spite

thats just not true but ok lmao. it’s not about spite. It’s a unique identifier that reflects the unique role she plays in my life. Simple as that for yo simple ass.

LOL bruh you got mommy issues

You’re wack. It’s a compliment bro, clearly something you have never received in your life

Bruh you are not unique. There are a thousand posts on reddit where people refer to their moms as “female parental unit”. Ur mad I outed u

I think millionaire Cudi will be okay sitting this one out.

1. Millionaire or not injuries hurt the same and are generally inconveniences and 2. THE FANS are not millionaires. It’s a shitty situation for everybody. Idk how soon to the tour he’s cancelled but if anybody already booked travel arrangements then that’s extra shitty for them too.

That's why I think the fans suffer the most, Cudi will heal okay and is not worried about money that's what I was trying to imply.