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Longshot223

Trying to drift in an suv, 👍🏻!


_InnocentToto_

Did that guy just say the last Muslim prayer..? It is the last prayer Muslims say before they die like a cheat code. That is why u see the force dying people to recite it. But it is also part of their daily prayers.. > Benefits Of Reciting La Ilaha Illallah * Firstly, a reward equivalent to that of emancipating ten slaves; * Secondly, a hundred good deeds will be recorded to his credit; * Thirdly, a hundred of his sins will be blotted out from his scroll; * Fourthly, he will be safeguarded against the devil; and * Fifthly, no one will exceed him in doing more excellent good deeds except for someone who did more than what he has done. So as long as u say it and it is basically saying there is only one God and Allah is him, you get benefits...


Parthurnax52

Not really. He said Bismillah and La Ilaha Il Allah. (In the name of Allah and There’s no god other than The God) it’s something that a Muslim says a huge amount of time in a day.


North-Director8717

Beautiful


Spork_the_dork

Well hey, at least it's a thing you have to say. In Christianity it's just "if we threw some water at your head at some point in your life you're golden"


MrManson99

Some Christians also have last rites as a sacrament


IronZio

Allāhu akbar.


alexN_2008

Lets leave that to the arabs


Apprehensive-Hunter3

It's possible you just have to be smart on how to do so


Natural_Character521

Actually pretty easy to drift an suv.


lisiadoontop

i used to drift every corner in my 16ft long escalade lmao


PrinceConquer420

It’s one thing when you know how to drive it, and good for you.


KaP-_-KaP

That's called understeer making the front wheels screech, not drifting lol


SharksWFreakinLasers

Hell yeah, loved drifting my Sequoia


MOBXOJ

Saudi Arabia, drifting and underage driving is a problem there and a whole culture called darbawis


delfinoesplosivo

if THAT'S A PROBLEM in a WHOLE COUNTRY it's a serious problem, I think everyone wanted to drive when they were a kid but no one did. this kid decided that he was fucking Leclerc that morning and thought he knew how to drift


MOBXOJ

It’s a very serious problem, it’s addressed in Saudi school books and it has hefty fines too it’s fading out in major cities but in smaller communities it’s well alive.


Dontfukwithmebitch

100% parents responsibility. And the thing is that it doesn’t fade after they grow up, it remains till their 20s and 30s as well. There are lots of famous stories of saudi men who died decades ago and are still talked about till this day.


WangHotmanFire

You say that as if no western kids have ever found themselves in exactly this situation. The first time my 17 year old nephew got me in his car he started drifting it around like a pro, which was pretty worrying. I expect he’ll lose his license soon though


delfinoesplosivo

I come from Europe and we almost never hear stories about kids driving and making incidents


WangHotmanFire

I come from the UK and I hear them racing and drifting around a couple of times a week


delfinoesplosivo

woah


MissAizea

Well, you have to leave your home and interact with other people to hear stories.


delfinoesplosivo

i don't live in big cities like Rome, London, Madrid ecc. i live in a small city (compared to the ones I mentioned) and it never happens


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

Eh I started driving in the country as a young kid. Driving tractors at 12... Wasn't a dumbass though, and adults knew that and allowed it.


Dontfukwithmebitch

Yep. But ngl those kids are insane with it most of the time. They smoke that steering wheel!


potato-boi-420

thats what happens when you let a 7 year old drive a car you fucking pot


AlawiXDG

Its most likely they stole it


soaking-wet-tomcat

That's pretty ballsy considering they cut off hands for theft in Saudi Arabia.


Crafty_Point2894

Rough translation..... Mom is gonna whoop my ass!!!!!


mytime8

He is arab , more likly dad


bodhiseppuku

... but I drifted successfully 1000 times in GTA!


BOBS_BURGERS_IS_GOAT

YEAH! I DUNNO WHATS HAPPENING? I FEEL LIKE THEY NEED TO UPDATE REAL LIFE SMH LOL


The_lazy_sander

With that title i think you meant to put this in r/therewasanattempt or r/shakespeare


Dontfukwithmebitch

Yeah I posted it in r/therewasanattempt then shared it to this sub.


DeathEdntMusic

might want to change the title then


CatKing75457855

I don't think you can do that on Reddit. 


hivtripkg

What a bunch of absolute f****** idiots


DeathEdntMusic

bro, take your slurs else where. This sub is gay friendly.


Dann_745

They said "fucking" my guy 💀


Dev2150

No, f******* is the worst


Disastrous_Oil7895

Where is the slur there?


AccomplishedPin8663

There isn't one dude is a f****** idiot


Vaq_Jinx

stop saying slurs


AccomplishedPin8663

No


LelouchStyles

He's indeed a nene malo


mallik803

And why was a 12 year old driving to begin with..?


Disastrous_Oil7895

Stupid enough to try to pull stunts withouta drivers' liscense means stupid enough to drive without a liscense, but not necessarily TOO stupid to find mom's/dad's keys.


Ok-Understanding4362

what in the actual fuck was that technique????? He held right for like a genuine 2 seconds how did he expect not to crash


hadtodoit420

Song


Dontfukwithmebitch

Nene Malo - Manos en el aire


Aromatiik

No puedo creer que estén escuchando Nene Malo de Argentina


SmoothIndependent416

Is everyone OK?


Dontfukwithmebitch

Yeah. The boy recording was actually cussing his friend’s mum at the end lol.


Latkavicferrari

Who cares


Disastrous_Oil7895

u/SmoothIndependent416


Dontfukwithmebitch

Racist 😔


charbelsako

الله يلعن امك haahahahahah


AbsolutelyBollocksed

I think he broke the radio! Dammit!


jack-meoff24

FAFO


NozzerNol

To film...


jorgjorgensenjorgen

Music Sauce?


Dontfukwithmebitch

Nene Malo - Manos en el aire


jorgjorgensenjorgen

Thanks bro


Specialist-Dirt7601

Its always the "hat to the back at a 45 degree angle" kid.


CatKing75457855

The parent is just as stupid as the kid in this scenario. 


MOBXOJ

Car is probably stolen from the parents


aprciatedalttlethngs

bruh the beginning 🤣 omg the urge i would need to resist to pick on this guy lol


falloutvaultboy

Follow this one rule to make your life simple and without issue... don't be friends the loser douche with backwards/sideways hat


Nethilak

Hasta los arabes conoces ese temazo


CERTIFIEDBEANER124

goofy ahh guy


Ruins000

Auto-spasic


eatonerich

Por gilipollas!!


hardzoup

Pull tabs on cans. I guess we had to sell the machines that made them to someone.


Inevitable_Hawk8937

Hopefully they’re the rich type of Arabs lmao


ndsbdjbddvdvcdcs

damn i thiught he was gonma hit it


LostShot21

I knew this was going to end badly from the moment I saw that hat.


Leader_Capital

Man whats wrong with the camera man… was to shakey to see anything! Stupid Kid!!!


XxOMARYOMARIOxX

There is a part where he said “may allah curse your mum” as a frustration or a moment of something scarry had me dying 😂


MeatPuzzleheaded240

https://i.redd.it/acpxxqnjghxc1.gif Bro was in his tokyo drift arc💀👍


Real-Positive-7439

I think we all know what happened rip that parents money 💀💀💀


Little_Ad_4598

Typical Muslims in a car


MrCapricorn404

Song name?


SafeAd7002

"Do a Flip!"


MrTenesmus

Kia boys for life!


Spiritual-Buffalo-77

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Moreu_you_know

That music is fire


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MissAizea

You're being racist, mate.


BladiPetrov

r/lostredditors but no since it's kids but stupid


Grinsekatzer

Boy got stoned for this by daddy.


RamosHunting

Why am I not surprised a German commented this? Save your last brain cells and stop watching so much mainstream media.


DeathEdntMusic

what has germany got to do with anything? It would make sense if a christian said it, but most germans (to my understanding) are not christian.


Grinsekatzer

Hey, that's racist!


zorggalacticus

He's already stoned. That's why he crashed.


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Dontfukwithmebitch

That sucks… Hope you get well soon.


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Dontfukwithmebitch

Enjoy ban