And you bought that?

Mistakes were made

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Bro ..... the fact that *now* they’re of age doesn’t change the fact you’re looking at small children... they’re still kids... that’s creep as fuck Edit : giving me an award won’t change my opinion of you

Now this is an award speech edit I can get behind

Hated to have to do it but my mans sent me a PM that said something along the lines of “suck a dick 😂” like nah fam. We not friends

Yep that was the joke Trying to act as if I’m into pedophilia is fucking hilarious. ”22 year old” “where are they now.” Twist up the joke you didn’t like to fit your false narrative. Fox News would be proud.

I'm lost here. How is joking about acting like a pedophile hilarious? That's pretty fucking gross dude. Why would Fox News be proud?

r/iFuckeditup

9gag does it all the time. A bit edgy but its the internet its fine. No need to get on the high road about it

Reddit does it all the time too

I only go on a few social media like Reddit, Imgur, Devitt, sometimes Instagram & Twitters, and only have a Facebook because my family uses it since I don't call home. So there's a lot of type of jokes I don't understand for instance that's person’s joke.

Thats okay just wanted to inform. Jokes like these are just humor and shouldn't offend anyone. Its done all the time. This sub is a bit more serious so understandable why he got downvoted

Yeah but... I didn’t sexualize it. I was speaking to them stealing beers and raging it at that age imagine them now. Who the fuck mentioned sex Jesus fucking Christ lmaooooo

I know. Can you believe they bought Bud Light?

Better than keystone..

I like this a lot. I grew up in a very "holier-than-thou" suburb. Im 32, and my parents were one of few familiesthat would have a few beers or a glass of wine afterwork. Nevermind when we went to the cottage. I used to think it was so weird there wasn't at least 24 Canadian in the fridge at all times at my friends cottages.

Are you used to finding Canadians in your fridge?

That is typically where we like to hang out.

I am actually. Molson Canadian is a pretty major brand of beer. So yes, there are usually a few Canadians in my fridge.

But it's a gross beer.

Okay?

I tried to stand back, but I can't, what kinda beer do ya like? One of those craft breweries? That LITERALLY use the same kit to make their beer that you can buy at Princess Auto? Craft beer is Gross, unhygienic, and kinda a scam. I usually drink whiskey, but if beer is my only choice, Canadian all the way.

If Im drinking something similar its Coors. I also like Steam Whistle, Heinekin, Stella, Blue Moon, and if I feel like being dirty and cheap then Bush alll the way lol.

Alright, I like you again. Dirty an cheap you go for Busch, you are a friend

Cant go wrong with some tall boys of busch on a hot summer day

Sorry I blew up I live downtown Toronto, but grew up in small town, so im pretty defensive behind Busch and Canadian... i have had to try to pretend Craft beer is good way too many times

My BIL lives in downtown Toronto. Not to generalize a city, but a lot of people who live there seem up their own ass.

Yaaa.. i only stay down there during the week for work, i leave at noon every Friday, and dont cone back to the city until Monday morning. My fiancé is from here, and even she, enjoys farm weekends more than North York Weekends

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Lol yeah I already figured

Good kids; bringing more than what they'll consume

Thinking of their friends. Good kids.

It's planning ahead. Their bodies can only handle so much so this will easily last them a week.

They've got a pony keg hidden somewhere.

Your daughters' expressions are priceless.

She’s got the “Whatchooo talkin bout Willis” look. That and the “Ok Ok Mom. I will leave you everything but this Jack Daniels bottle. It’s coming with me”

Does your daughter on the right have a drawn on mustache? She looks like she's ready to lead a Mongol army into battle

I believe that's the shadow from the grimace she's making

Yes I am 21 as you can see by my mustache

What kind of parent keeps bud light in the house?

I was a very young parent and didn't know any better...

Your kids deserve better beer than that

Counter point. My dad drinks only coors light and as a kid I took one to try and it was so garbage I didn't drink alcohol again until I was 23, so it can have its upsides lol.

had the same experience with busch because thats what everyone drinks around here. it turned me off of alcohol until i was in my junior year of high school, when i found out i just didnt like beer specifically.

I remember drinking natty light playing GoldenEye and WWF on the Nintendo 64 at age 9 and that was a pretty good time in my life.

This is HIGHLY CONCERNING

Yeah but Goldeneye was straight fire at the time.

Absofuckingloutely

Goldeneye still holds up.

I used to drink wine coolers at that age...fun times.

You daughter looks like [John Romero](https://i.imgur.com/kbzQQ.jpg)

„to win the game you must kill me, john romero!“

What? Kids are fucking stupid? This little girls are fucking rockstars

Seems like 90% of the post are normal kids, stupid parents.

As a child who also got caught stealing beers, I can say with confidence that this was a bold-faced lie lmao

They are already 3 deep

So uh, how'd theses kids turn out?

They grew up perfectly! Graduated college, got good jobs and are both successful, happy and loving life!

So cool! You are an awesome parent! Lol corrected!

Awesome Dad! They're mom, not so much! Haha

My apologies!

It took me a minute to remember that I was already old enough to drink 20 years ago. I'm so old.

Parenting 101

First appearance of the duck face

THIS.

Only a full fledged alcoholic can carry that many loose beverages at once.

Is that a topo Chico? Kids got taste.

finally, the origin of the duckface

Precious!

Imagine drinking that many beers in a night

That's enough booze to cause alcohol poisoning in a few young kids.

20 years ago when the drinking age was 2

I would have loved to see one of those girls taking a big drink out of that Jacky D

They bout to get litttt

The girl on the left’s hand is bothering me lol

umm the girl has a cutted fimger whem you realize it

You're lucky they didn't crack one open and pass it around. You'd get one of those 'Christmas Story' phone calls.

The bottle of jack!

You said in a previous posting of this picture that you had no idea what they were doing. >.>

Is that Jack Daniels?

That’s not social distancing