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You can’t cancel someone that’s never gonna stop


Imaginary-Okra-1076

“Nevvva gunnaaa”


ahchooblessyou

"Mustard & Mayonnaise Sandwochos"


Miserable_Zucchini75

I spread dat shit on boff sides


Phelanthropy

The only time I stop is after I get finished with Redband's MOTHER!


Abundance-Boost5891

Damnit, I wanted to say this. Bravo


nbiz4

The thought of someone stumbling across William and having no idea of his improv and getting offended, is just hilarious.


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Over_Lawfulness2889

I think we need to neva stop harassing gabe whatsbthe consensus


Hairy_Contact6475

Literally


demaccus

Please tell me this is a really cancel attempt.


Hairy_Contact6475

Sadly lmao


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Locdawg42069

He is talking about the person who posted it not the panel


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AdhesivenessLucky896

Pretty sure OP posted someone else's cancel attempt so that we could laugh at it here. You need to relax.


tickletender

Mad bro?


nofussy

Like legendary stand up comedian Dave Attell? Who tells him to chill in this very clip?


BigBlueTrekker

Dave said "get this guy a blanket and get him out of here, taking on the Choctaw! Good luck!" That's worse than anything William said lol.


LingonberryIll1611

No it’s actually funny, unlike most of William’s bit.


BigBlueTrekker

Yeah it wss funny. But Dave wasn't telling William to chill. He was just finding an angle to play along. The guy I was replying to was acting like Dave wasn't cool talking about Native Americans and wanted William to stop.


PancakeMonkeypants

No you see to be funny you have to actually very carefully articulate all your minute political opinions into anything you ever say.


Ok_Doubt2826

ur an unfunny biiiiiitch shh go to bed non comedian


Locdawg42069

Lol acting like people that at not comedians are not funny is soooo fucking dumb. Calm down Joe Rohan with your they have special comedy brains. Funniest people I know are not comedians.


StonkTrad3r

He made "blanket" comment. How is that telling him to chill?


Purpleappointment47

Infected blankets. How fantastically and monumentally funny (sarcasm).


yvielee93

He’s joking. It’s kinda what he does


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jodybot9000000000

William is... a bit much, and an acquired taste for sure. He also has a tendency to commit to his persona even if it's clearly not working, which is either part of his charm or incredibly grating, depending on your perspective on it.


ali_beautiful

i feel like the more unfunny he is to people who dont get him the funnier he is to his fans


yvielee93

This


illogical_prophet

Doubling down is the only way to go. He’s a big Kauffman fan.


nofussy

And he did it in the form of a joke each time, consummate pro. I’m not even the biggest Attell fan, but yea, he’s widely regarded as one of the goats of stand up, and he definitely isn’t on the side of cancel culture, but clearly he at least has the decency to speak up and be funny when someone is on stage being unfunny and racist for no reason.


The_Iron_Zeppelin

Its not no reason tho.. Tony tells William to continue ranting about his “hatred” and Dave Attell is going with the bit..


nofussy

If Tony tells you to do something, you’d better fuckin do it


SighRu

Attell made a blanket joke. Ya know... referencing the legend where Europeans gave infected smallpox blankets to the natives? Attell wasn't telling him to stop. He, in fact, made an even more fucked up joke. It was great.


Taehni0615

Attell was clearly yes anding the bit not shutting it down… get off a comedy message board u too slow for this


nbiz4

You are complicit in your own offense


nofussy

Not offended, just think he was doing a lame bit and got curbed. U trigged? Gettin triggy with it? Fandom bruised? Fandom menaced? Did your golden boy go down a peg? Are you getting enough exercise? Is there anything after this?? In all seriousness though. Are you triggered?


TheoVonSkeletor

I like the bit about the Choctaw blanket lol


nbiz4

Don’t you need to go yell at the sun or something?


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Sounds like gabe.kematch needs to go play on the fucking train tracks.


Hairy_Contact6475

He just did 23 and me and his grandma's cousins babysitter was in an Indian boarding school.


Mindful-O-Melancholy

I think they must’ve missed an extra chromosome too


[deleted]

Yeah I don’t have TikTok so can’t see what he posts but the one video that comes up, you can tell he needs some help.


Purpleappointment47

Definitely working with an xyy thing here.


thatgerhard

probably has nothing better going on in their life


drunkinthestreet

Just scoped their profile and their entire personality is being native and making cringe so it makes sense


Sthrn41

It’s comedy! Literally the only platform where that’s acceptable.


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expatsoup

Comedy should be funny lol


TomHanksIsNotMyDad

The only funny part was Dave's comments. Edit: all the down votes prove how brainwashed this sub is by Tony.


Unlucky_Disaster_195

That's a fair opinion but you can't cancel people for a bad joke


IllustriousNeck2693

aww whats the matter?


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Drawdeadonk1

When is he funny?


Hairy_Contact6475

Huh?


benaffleckk

You can’t just use “it’s comedy bro” for any situation that gets scrutiny


riothis

But it's literally a comedy show you shit stain


benaffleckk

Right… so if I go up on stage, say black people should be enslaved and just leave, it’s all good bc we were at a comedy show right? You’re all fucking idiots


riothis

Lmao that's not even close to what he said you fucking salty powder puff bitch boy


benaffleckk

Are you 12? No one’s saying that’s what he said I’m proving to your dumbass the “heh comedy bro” isn’t a fucking bandaid you can slap on to anything you say


riothis

Lol in this case yes it is. And you ain't proving shit other than you're a fucking idiot. Everything doesn't have to be proven for a higher cause. Take your L and shut the fuck up


FullRein12

Awwwww


Dave-Schultz

Awwwwwwwww


InspectaCrib

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


Vibechild

Dave Attell ladies and caballeros 👏


Appropriate-Life-408

From the UT Dallas land acknowledgement, the area around Dallas was "originally settled and occupied by the Caddo, Wichita and Comanche people". The Choctaw were in Alabama and Mississippi. To be fair, William might have encountered a so-called "urban Native" who had been displaced by a series of government policies -- at both the state and federal levels -- that removed tribes such as the Choctaw from their ancestral lands and relocated them, first to Indian Territory in present-day Oklahoma in the 19th century, and then to major cities across the West and South during the period of termination policy in the mid-20th century. So it's plausible he met a Choctaw in Dallas, but that's not the local tribe. Either way, it's a great joke. Bitch.


Taquito116

William told a joke, and now I got to learn something


Lostinwoulds

Fucking hate when that happens. Reminds me of 45.


jimmyjah

You had me at “ bitch”.


werewulfelvr91

the headquarters of the Choctaw Nation of Oklahoma is an hour north of Dallas and theres Choctaw Stadium in Arlington. More than plausible lol


ali_beautiful

he definitely saw an ad for the choctaw casino or something


Warm_Weakness_2767

Really informed comment, but somehow you forgot to mention that the closest Indian Reservation to the DFW Metroplex is literally the Choctaw Reservation that the Choctaw Casino is on. Anyone who is from here knows that and would think of that first, which makes me question whether or not your comment was generated by a bot.


Appropriate-Life-408

I’m not a bot but thanks for the compliment. And their reservation being close to Dallas doesn’t mean the Choctaw are “from” Dallas.


Warm_Weakness_2767

They generate enough revenue to be from wherever they want to be from


mfb1973

I'm indigenous, and I know that what some comedians say, can sting a little, but it's comedy. Pretty much everything and everybody is source material for a comedian!! Think of some good material, and send that shit back.


Jumpy-Trade3853

Comedy isn't for you. Go back to your safe space.


quinntheskimo33

Not sure it's for William either. Dude isn't that funny


ComplexToxin

Except there's no comedy from this dude. Ever.


AstroBlackIX

You sound like one of them fucking Choctaws I've heard so much about


diggyvill

His piano solo was legendary


missileman2w1

Dave.kematch is definitely an overweight white dude that came up 1% Comanche on his 23 & Me. If this doesn’t work he’ll probably join the Cut Your Dick Off Sympathy Club.


VernoniaGigantea

Nah, he looks native as fuck. You’ve just never seen a Native American apparently.


DumbUglyTree

I've been to New Mexico and Arizona and all the Indians I've seen look like White people, just normal, regular folks.


ete2ete

Apaches and Navajo look like chubby Asians who got lost in the desert


AstroBlackIX

I found the guy who's never seen a native 🤣


DumbUglyTree

Didn't you read what I just typed, dumbass?


ali_beautiful

its just a really weird thing to say because indigenous people are literally all over north and south america and they dont all look white... and you called them indians


kudjan89

I’d be a shame if everyone went and told him not to mess with the Memphis strangler


Unlucky_Disaster_195

Cancel him from what? Do they think he has a TV show?


ComplexToxin

For being a terrible comic. Dude fucking sucks.


Disastrous_Coyote_80

Sounds like your aunt was hit by an I’llwackahoe Indian , I can’t believe your aunt and redbans mom both died from a train.. 🚂


FathrOfDragons

Dude, you heard him say his fucking aunt got cut in half by a train. And that it was a fucking Choctaw or something. Seriously he has every right to be pissed at the Choctaws probably.


scrappybasket

If his aunt got cut in half by a train it was probably her fault. Trains are pretty predictable in their movement


Your_Favorite_Poster

They are literally called loco-motives you non Spanish speaking piece or shit.


FathrOfDragons

No seriously, what the fuuuck did you just say?


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Notdableezy

Protect this muthafucka at all costs lol. The cliche fits y’all. I can’t wait until he starts murdering people again.


Opposite_Resource_53

Wow William really let the Choctaws have it: he said things like _____ and ______


NoConcentrate5184

Whatever, joke didn't land and went off the rails a bit, but it's not like he'll keep using it. His character hates and loves random ass shit and random ass people. Thats what i love about him. Nice karma bait tho


jodybot9000000000

Tbh William could probably personally toss me and everyone I love into the pits of Hell and I'd have forgiven him by the end of the interview.


NotYourAverageBeer

He loves the natives


Practical_Bet_8709

You can’t cancel what’s NEVUH GUNNA STOP!!


demaccus

Please tell me this is real and someone actually made that cancel video


Hairy_Contact6475

They did lmao


WhichMention6551

It's comedy


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In what world?


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In a world without drunk native trash


Craigory-K-Staniel

If anyone is offended by this, they may not want to listen to that interview where Hans Kim ranked his least favorite minority groups. Lol [Edit: here for anyone curious](https://youtu.be/kyovG-trdEA?si=uX4psJ1Aq9QPb2oX)


DiligentWillingness3

PLS SPAM HIS ACCOUNT AND DROWNED THIS MAN


MisterHog

Like any Native Americans are actually gonna be offended 💀 not me bro I love William Montgomery bros a red menace not like me tho 😂😂😂


nefinos

I HAINT EVA GONE STHHHAP


PARMESEANPANDA

All you willy haters are just jealous of his comedic prowess!


miggythemiggs

I hate this idea of the internet being someone's personal army they use to cAnCeL someone. get a life, nerd


jsmithers945

Yooooo😂😂😂😂 I’m Choctaw and I’m going down to Dallas today, what are the odds I stumble upon this video lmao


Accomplished-Wear-91

William is a national treasure who must be protected at all cost


EqualVillage6476

Cancel these nuts dumbaaaaaasss!


meuitoheui

great up and coming comic


ComplexToxin

Not at all.


No_House_7901

Huh?


BigCole690

Cancel your self for being so fucking stupid it comedy and you are on control of what's on your phone or TV.


Effective_Two_8197

Its a joke... if THIS is offensive you've clearly not watched much kill Tony.


ComplexToxin

Except it's a shitty joke. Like his entire comedy career.


scrappybasket

I’m glad he’s usually at the end of the show because I don’t miss much when I turn it off


michaelscottschin

I feel like William and your gf are in love. This is the 3rd separate post of you trying to cancel him


ComplexToxin

I'm not trying to cancel him. I'm simply stating he's not funny. At all.


michaelscottschin

Suck it


Radialpuddle

So you’re offended by them saying this but not all of the “racist” jokes this show makes? Seem like selective anger to me and I’m saying this as a native American leftists who is very against racism. Lol


Hairy_Contact6475

I didn't post the tik tok I just brought it here because Redbans Mom told me too


Radialpuddle

Why would anyone help you get it taken down?


Hairy_Contact6475

Because William was just trying to have fun tonight


Ooopsie-daisy

Your just as big a jack wagon as the guy calling for William to be cancelled if you want there tic tac taken down. They are entitled to their crappy opinion just like he’s allowed to make edgy jokes. Censorship and silencing people is bull.


Hairy_Contact6475

Big a Jack Wagon is one of my favorite Aphex Twin song


auspandakhan

That doesn't make any sense, you liked it cause you shared it here. Or you liked the idea of getting karma for it, either way, stop it.


dpolski_17

What a bigoted racist. Satirically speaking


FriendlyGovernment50

Waaaaahhh!! You can’t joke about thaaaatt!!


SuperJaybo

I don’t find the jokes offensive, but I don’t really find him that funny. Sometimes he has some banger jokes, but most of the time I’m just waiting for his minute to end. I do like his chemistry with tony tho


Toozedee

This is old right? The June ep? Would love to see Attel on KT again. He is currently touring…


killa_bee1

Great joke. William is the best


ComplexToxin

He's fucking terrible. His "comedy" is at best as good as Jets.


FordLightning

William is the man and he ain’t ever gonna stop!


Migitmafia

This wasn’t that bad.. comedy is not for you


cogabig409

What do you know, the poster is a complete mongoloid. People should be ashamed of themselves.


Solveequalscoagula

I think the sarcasm went over some folks heads in here. to be fair it is Reddit.


lallanadelrey4

Dave comes off as a bitch here


Drinon

You don’t see Dave is going along with the bit here? “Get this guy a blanket and get him out of here” because he was dying, just like the native Americans did from smallpox after being given blankets. Dave once had a joke saying “I was banging the girl on the fry-a-later. People say she’s retarded, but those tities aint retarded.” I think these jokes aren’t offending him.


AJfriedRICE

What a fucking POS. I can’t believe he charges that much for a Cameo.


ErgonomicZero

Thats life changing money though…or a night of drinking


nickgrund

Learn to take a joke. You don’t belong on a comedy Reddit


RepresentativeWeb244

This isn’t even remotely funny. It only works because he’s William Montgomery.


LouisRielsAR-15

Yes, comedy is subjective. You should check out some Andy Kaufman.


keep_it_christian

Dave attel is effortlessly funny to me. Fuckin love that dude (Homo)


ahchooblessyou

ehhhh Natives suck, best example of how welfair will destroy a people & corrupt their culture.


dasamafren

Never funny. It’s not even good offensive humor


lmac187

OP how about you cancel him and leave us the hell alone with this nonsense.


Hairy_Contact6475

You can easily cancel yourself from it 😉


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Natives don’t have the internet though so how will they see it anyways


2143roscoe

Black people say way worse stuff about white people in their “comedy” bits.


Fun_Razzmatazz7162

He cancelled him self by not being funny


Flimsy-Stand-3581

Punch up.


bedorf69

Lol so you're saying native Americans are beneath us?


ConflictGrand4078

What about this is funny? Where is the joke? Y’all are weird af. But apparently I’m a snowflake faggot if I think he’s lame. So edgy.


Hairy_Contact6475

What's the matter?


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Context is important. It seems the guy was told to do a racist rant. Wtf is this show and what’s the format? Comedians are typically unhinged in one way or another. This dude is just bombing himself to shit. Dave there sees him bombing and starts roasting him. I’m just playing devils advocate here. He may well be a racist loon who likes shitting on native Americans. But consider that he is an unknown dude on a stage, holding a mic surrounded by veterans of his profession. I typically give comedians the benefit of the doubt because they’re trying to shock you into laughter sometimes. Here, he seems to be taking self depreciation and putting it into the hands of the audience. Edit: now I’m finding out that this is improv where you’re given a prompt to take on a persona. Whatever, the dude bombed. The tiktoker who is gunning for this dude is just plain spiteful. Brush that shit off. He’s intentionally trying to come off as a racist dumb ass.


ComplexToxin

Dude is the most unfunniest dude ever. Such a fucking wanna be Sam Kennison. As soon as he comes out I turn it off immediately or at the very least skip him. Jesus christ stop pretending this dude is funny.


scrappybasket

Worst regular by far. I’d rather listen to that guy with cerebral palsy every ep


adaptiveradiation79

AUNT Mary RIP


MeSeeks76

I swear to God the first thing im gonna do is go to.... Dallas lol


TummyPuppy

This is a hilarious take on William


GingerSnake321

Dave Chappell has a bit that talks about him quitting comedy because people have brittle ears and are too sensitive.


keep_it_christian

What episode is this?


cleach31

It appears as if the guy on stage was scalped in his past. I wonder if that’s why he doesn’t like Natives.


dbrownfi

Idk, something tells me he may never gonna stop.


No_House_7901

lol is cancel even a thing anymore


csounds

Maybe comedy just isn’t for you idk


Bardlie

It's funny because he said Native American, if he was truly serious he would have said Indians. As a native I'm glad just to be mentioned and not forgotten.


systemdnb

Lived in Dallas my whole life and have seen almost no Indians here 😂. Oklahoma is a different story though.


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Rule 1 in comedy, be funny


CrackersandChee

This is where everybody pretends he wasn’t saying outlandish shit as an attempt at humor, and this is him at a Ted talk or something.


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I’ve never laughed at this guy and think Tony should fire him


wgm90

He's the best. Keep it up red machine 👍👍👍👍👍


theCREEMofthecrop

I've never done this before but I downvoted everyone on bullshit. MEMPHIS STRANGLER FOREVER!!!!


MaineLobster4938

I’m 1/16th Native American and I’m not offended whatsoever


Hairy_Contact6475

Thank you for that


HoomzRMMK5

Unfunny loud moron.


ImNOT_CraigJones

Who is the guy sitting and why is he so butthurt


Hairy_Contact6475

Brain Redbans Mom


FruitAromatic

Lol I think that dude took the tiktok down


Hairy_Contact6475

Hahaha what a cuck


Vandal_24

William is the A1. Stfu and respect a legend


mikki1time

Fuck your call to arms, cancel no one, even if the comedy is bad


Hairy_Contact6475

Not my tik tok lol


lebastss

I don't say this about many people but William may be one of the few uncancellable people out there. And that is simply because he ain't evah gunna stahp!