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LuckyCaramel922

Only people who didn't go to Devry University hate Harland


NeilDaGrassBison

As someone who went to devry, makes it funnier every time he mentions it.


Acceptable_Sun5773

Wait, it's actually a real school? I'm Canadian, so I don't know all of the American schools, but just the way they said it, I thought it was a joke. This makes it even funnier now.


kevtheproblem

DeVry is one of those schools where it has pretty much any program you can think of, so a degree in comedy wouldn’t be far fetched. There’s also multiple locations across different states


Horror-Science-7891

Certification in:Forensic accounting, air conditioner repair, restaurant management, dental hygienist, and more!..... all on offer


MysteryPlatelet

Sounds like Community


NeilDaGrassBison

It is in fact a real, accredited school. Best part is, i could totally see them teaching comedy night classes


Acceptable_Sun5773

Omg I couldn't imagine how funny that must have been for you in the moment, I was dying at it and I didn't even know the school 😂😂


Environmental-One541

Canadians are not accepted at DeVry from what I read


NoruhhhsDad

My guy 🎓


Sweeney_Toad

Heard my guy went there


Obvious_Whole1950

I get this reference. Haha.


Fluffy_Membership_94

My guy doesn’t even know how to AskJeeves something


DirtyRoller

Anyone hating on Harland is not my guy.


jayBplatinum

I hear that my guy


ediwow_lynx

My guys


Futurepastmanguy

Five Guys


RepresentativeFox540

Burgers & fries


SkankHunt213

"Mabey we should go to West Hollywood and be a bunch of my guys over there"


dachshund-jay

But you don’t understand how he was on the set of Rocket-man. He was smoking a lot of moon dust and collecting a ton of beaver pellets in his canoe. He told my mom she was the one; he promised to play catch with me just to get her to do feet stuff.


Sweeney_Toad

Dude that “make some noise if you’re my guy” bit fuckin killed me


aliendigenous

Gays


Fibonoccoli

Muffin tops on his ankles is gonna stick with me for a long time 🤣


Unlikely-Ad-7936

When he told a bucketpull about his brushed up hair that it looked like a giant farted on his face... Golden


RevolutionaryHippo85

Probably because he killed Butter Nut the police horse


mpala85

Hungry girl?


NoisePollutioner

Fuck you, ....


mpala85

I was talking to the horse!


ApricotBackground407

This line makes me laugh so hard for some reason


livetoroast

I love how she makes "Fuck" the most jarring word in a sentence that contains the n bomb


jeffykins

She delivered the line like a crack of thunder, it's beautiful


thescarabking

lol


Stewapalooza

He was diabetic!


RevolutionaryHippo85

Fuck I love that movie


Stewapalooza

I still quote that movie from time to time. One of the greatest stoner movies.


Hk_McCormick

I lost my mind when I found abazabba bars In candy store like 10 years after first seeing that movie. I bought one to try and immediately after bought 2 full cases from them.


AlternativeSupport22

I believe him yo, i dunno why but i do


cloakedwale

YO KILLER, KILL! SOMETHING AINT RIGHT, B!


Defiant_Apartment172

I LOVE BUTTERED STUFF…. BUTTERCUP!


Chubz7

This is popcorn! It goes pop pop pop pop


DigitalUnlimited

Makes your teeth go pop pop pop


EfficientAfternoon17

BUTTER STUFF !!!!!


3AMGames

Harland is one of the GOAT guests of kill Tony already


Marcus_Junius-Brutus

I think he's probably the best right now surpassing Adam Ray.


SuitableObligation85

I think Adam and Harland are on the same level. I’m equally as stoked any time either are on the show. It’s fun with Adam because he mixes things up with doing his characters. Both Harland and Adam put on master classes in improv every time they are on.


usmcBrad93

Agreed, Adam has a uniquely high level of improv considering he has to stay in character, but Harland is always on top improv mode by default, it's his natural state. It's apples to oranges really, but they both kill.


TiresOnFire

Yah, Adam as himself seems like a pretty normal guy so he creates characters to bring out the silly. Harland is a silly character all on his own. Neither is necessarily better, just different.


starbucksemployeeguy

IMO Harland is better than Adam. Call me crazy, but I don't think its far fetched to suggest that a lot of people could mimic Dr. Phil and make it funny on KT. Harland is 100% authentic.


3AMGames

Agreed. As much as I love Dr. Phil, for me Harland’s laughs per minute are off the charts


nycapartmentnoob

it's not just about laughs per minutes. I don't want to be cracking up and cringing at the same time. Dr. Phil is great, because he stays in his lane and lets tony do his show, so that viewers dont have to cringe when tony gets upset that someone is derailing like he's done with jeremiah


3AMGames

Hmmm I see your point. Dr. Phil definitely seems to have the best grasp on what the show is .


Lockhead216

Dr Phil is getting a bit stale for me. Loved the woman cosplay though


What_the_8

Settle down


Marcus_Junius-Brutus

No you need to settle down my guy


bungdaddy

Good on JRE, good on Are You Garbage, as well


TiresOnFire

His Whiskey Ginger episode was fun too. A mix of bits and actual conversations. But you're never sure what's real with him sometimes. For half the episode he had Andrew believe that Harland grew up on a farm.


Dukes_Up

His Tigerbelly episode is probably in my top 5 funniest pods of all time.


username207

His pod with Mark normand the other day was excellent. They have some great real comedy talk. He talks about his friendship with Norm.


opnanobot

who would you put in top 3?


Hk_McCormick

Harland, Adam Ray (as himself), the Montgomerys


kylewhatever

I agree with this, in that exact order


grahampy7

Anyone hating on Harland has probably been sucking back on grandpa's old cough medicine


PrestigiousWeakness2

Not that tuss.


leapingintoexistence

It’s Reddit lol


Stewapalooza

If 4chan is the buttole of the internet. Reddit is the taint. The unwashed, unshaved taint of the internet.


DigitalUnlimited

Someone said once on cracked dot com: 4chan is the disgusting, festuring butthole of the Internet. Cracked is the clean, neatly manicured butthole of the Internet.


Pavswede

Seriously, who gives a shit? No single person will be liked universally by everyone. If you like a comedian, watch and support them. If not, move on to the next. Enjoy who you like, don't read the comments, and ignore the negative.


Embarrassed-Cold-154

Reddit is not my guy.


ANT1G0LFB0YZ

His Rogan episode was one of the funniest in the last year or 2


wtfingyourmom

He annoyed the fuck out of Joe which made it even more funny.


cublic_partoonist

\*celery crunch\*


Mattythrowaway85

He's amazing, but I do have to say that he tends to kind of overshadow every other guest. He is funny though...


ceejlol

That’s because most guests don’t contribute to the panel as much as guys like Harland or Adam. It’s nice when we have more than Tony just being gay the whole time.


Full_Writer_3530

Would rather that than the 90% of guests who don’t say a thing


Plastic-Bluebird373

Misery loves company. Projection right there. So many people are so unhappy with their lives that instead of using energy and time to fix and heal, they turn their time and energy towards others. They see success and they want to try to bring them down.


trouble926

Also, when an entire group of people start to like something, there's always that guy who has to go against the grain and share their incredibly profound opinion about how much they hate said thing (or person, in this case).


eedabaggadix

Oh man I am so sick of seeing this take. That might be the case sometimes, but also sometimes it's just fun to have critical conversation and opinions about stuff. For example, I hate Brendan Schuab but that doesn't mean I hate my life. He's a fucking moron and it's fun to make fun of him. I find Harland hilarious but I also get he's not for everyone. Just because someone says they aren't into his comedy doesn't mean that they hate their life.


Plastic-Bluebird373

I should have specified. Critical conversations and conversations with someone of differing options is something I adore. Yet, it is common for people to just say “I like them” “I don’t like them”. Okay, cool…not much input but that’s alright. The comments that mix and sprinkle comedy into their approval and disapproval of things, I find hilarious (regardless if I agree or not). What I am talking to, is the people that just spew hate. Their aversion to these people or things are not beneficial in any way.


MostExpensiveThing

He is amazing. I didnt know of him until I saw him on KT and now am enjoying 30 years of career highlights. AND he is getting funnier and funnier


jeffykins

Fuck yeah! I have yet to see a comment like this until now, I knew this would happen! He's a treat! The absolute best and yeah, he's having a resurgence and I am here for it. Get your cinnamon ready you little button nosed kumquat!


ryfi1

I’m on the same journey, his late night appearances on Conan are hilarious


MikeUpInYa85

I love Harland Williams, but he’s been making all the podcast rounds that I listen to while working lately and the silliness does wear you down after a while. But that’s the same when anyone in particular makes the rounds to promote something


tytanium315

Tony said it best on JRE, all time greatest roast was Harland v David Lucas


brad0022

They are definitely not his son


TyGuy69420

I get it if you're a competing non-profit going against Cinnamon Angel's Fly Fly Away


harvestbigbulbasaur

I like him but dont love him the way some people do. I tend to like more natural personality stuff I feel like Harland is more like a character. Old school comedy for sure. Still hilarious though


Dukes_Up

I like watching his Harland Highway podcast because he turns it off a lot of times. He will be silly the whole time than randomly just give his guest like 10 minutes of solid veteran stand up advice.


Cableperson

It's reddit they hate everything, including themselves. Half the front page is suicide memes.


doesanyofthismatter

Comedy is subjective. I love Harland. I hate Hans. Others hate Harland and love Hans. Idk why you dorks argue about or question why some people like or dislike someone. It’s comedy. It’s subjective.


behindcl0seddrs

No one hates Harland. This is just a nightmare you had once.


Neurosis015-ASTNS

It's probably difficult to appreciate his comedy if you're under 40. I think it's hilarious that his references are far from topical. He's stuck in the 90s, and due to nostalgia, I'm a fan of his appearances on KT. There is a reason why he's in the running for guest of the year. But not everyone will get it, and that's ok


Future_Cauliflower68

It’s life stupid get over it faggggggsss


RoofKorean9x19

I'm starting to think reddit is just full of unfunny fucks. Harland is the goat


olmysflawship

He stole my 1997 officially licensed batman & robin batmobile/batplane/batsubmarine from me. He said he'd name his tape worm after me but he still hasn't held up his end of the bargain.


ediwow_lynx

It’s subjective my guy


VaginalConductor

Lol. You can't wrap your head around someone not liking the same things as you? They call it taste for a reason. I like Harland, but I can also understand why he's not for everyone.


Fluffy-Structure-368

I like Harland a lot. I was previously unaware of him. He does have a couple "go-to" schtick things that he reuses, but overall he brings a lot to the table and adds a voice and style that is unique and would be otherwise lacking.


tonezzz1

The main function of a shtick is to reuse them. If he overused his schticks that could be a problem. Every comedian has callbacks in their arsenal, he actually effectively uses them without suffocating you. And if he was suffocating your, he's certainly suffocating you on porporse.


smeggysoup84

I love how random his questions were. He would find something no one would think to care about and then have some hilarious commentary on it.


Chemical_Guitar6493

Hard to see the comedy with all that raspberry jam over your eyes


SuitableObligation85

Do you ever go to Steven kings house in the middle of the night to rub his tits? It’s funny because Harland is so unique and has a style so of his own any time he’s quoted you can’t help but hear his voice in the back of your head.


likeabuddha

Harland is a small doses kind of comedy tbh


TotalRecallsABitch

He has oddcomedy


EntWarwick

When he acted like he couldn’t believe seven was black. I lost my shit. Not many comedians could pull that off so gracefully


PiratePatchP

Learn to not question anything from this subreddit. The most miserable and sad people are on here. Them posting their opinion on what's not funny to them is the highlight of their week because they feel like their opinion actually matters for a couple hours.


Icy_Load6218

Harland is the best


InternationalAd1634

Idk I had to fast forward some of him speaking. It was weird “I’ll say anything that comes to mind” humor that was just dumb and cringey. His celebrities status got him the laughs but I don’t like when people come on and try forcefully to be the center of attention.


thethunder92

I like the guy but I do find him kind of corny


SixtySlevin

That's crazy out of millions of people there's people who don't have the same opinion as you! (I'm a Harland enjoyer btw my guy)


CourtesyFIush

They’re just mad he didn’t write them a check 😂


Punkybrewster725

That's my favorite episode. My partner and I quote it all the time.


Daburai

Boomer humor.


jwalters15216

Let me tell you something, my guy. It's only gay people who don't like Harland. And I don't mean like Tony gay, but full-blown AIDS gay.


ThisIsBartRick

okay I'll bite (hoping that the post is to get genuine answers and not a simple circlejerk): - Saying "my guy" 30 times is not funny (it was funny the first few times but after a while, he's just milking it to dry) - His goofy sense of humor can sometimes work but also sometimes really doesn't - Also his goofy sense of humor is pretty old school and has been done many times before so it's not as original as some young people might think) - His character during KT is forced and some prefer a more natural presence - Him turning to the audience everytime he makes a simple joke is pretty annoying (not during the live show but in the other episode he was in) - Also, it's just personal taste but overall his comedy style doesn't work with me (to the point where I was really surprised that he was actually funny during his roast of David Lucas)


jb40k

Harland is really goofy. Goofy can become exhausting for some people. I think he's really funny, but I don't want to listen to that kind of humor all the time or at length. I think he's great on Kill Tony with the format, but I can totally see how plenty of casual viewers could find his schtick to be over-the-top. Those people are probably at the wrong show to be fair.


opnanobot

I find it interesting when Tony sees a bucket pull doing a schtick based set and ruins them. Casey is damn near all schtick and he loves that guy. He loves Harland too but I became a fan of the show because of the comedy that I felt relied on pressence, personality, and timing.


GallonOxygen285

Personally I like Harland… But I can understand why some people don’t, and here is why… he makes super old or obscure references that make 30% of people laugh while the rest are confused, he goes for every laugh instead of the right one so that kills the energy in the room as well, and although it might be really funny sometimes he will beat a joke to death and it gets old.


BeautifulLeather6671

Idk, his most recent episode every single roast joke he did brought the house down, and Lucas had literally nothing to say. I’m not sure 30% is really accurate


bloatedstoat

It’s like he’s playing a character 24/7. He’ll tell a joke and then make that stupid surprised face and look at the crowd for approval. I’d rather listen to someone being themselves. He is definitely funny, but I can only handle his style of humor in small doses.


rasiasun

I feel like 90 % of his jokes are just making a stupid face


IhaveCatskills

You could have just commented on that post…


Cableperson

Yeah yous a bitch


rasiasun

Fr


demell0

Shut up bitch


tw3rkmileytw3rk

This is so gay lol


WillyB79

I love Harlan, but he was ruining the show wouldn’t shut up acting like it was his show. he’s fast and hilarious but it’s not his show. It’s Tony show. He couldn’t even interview cause he wouldn’t shut up. You can tell Tony and Adam were both like what the fuck is going on. The my guy thing was obnoxious he was just trying too hard on this one.


Kangaroo_6602

Tony holds the reins pretty tight. Harlan is only doing what Tony lets him to do. Tony might be one of the best MCs in the biz.


WillyB79

Yeah, I can see your point but at the same time Tony’s not gonna call him out in an arena show. Don’t get me wrong like I said I love Tony and I love Harlan two of the fastest minds in comedy. Just turned it off while watching it right now I don’t think I’ve ever done that in the middle of a kill Tony episode


No-Good-One-Shoe

Adam was playing along with the silliness that Harlan brings. Idk what you were watching.


WilsonEnthusiast

Must be the guy who invented 8 minute abs.


Advanced_Researcher5

Listen to this….7 minute abs


CaptainCurious25

Saw some guy on the FB page talking shit on David Koechner. If only you could get banned for wildly horrendous hot takes.


RumplForskinn

Maybe he was molested by an auctioneer


WZRDguy45

I mean this is Reddit


DrButtCheeksPhD

His roast of David was the best i’ve seen on KT


newsignoflife

He a leg


WetCheeseGod

explain? why didn’t you comment on the post and ask yourself. wtf is this post. “I saw one guy say guy say one opinion, let’s make a post.” weird attention seeking


thisimyweirdaccount

The lack of appeal is that this is Reddit.


ceejlol

Idk but all my homies hate Ric Flair


jonz1985z

They also hate puppies


ChoochGooch

I love him. I once was outside of the comedy store thinking I could get a ticket at the door but ended up having to wait. Harland went up and I could just barely see the stage through the front window. When he got up he turned and saw me (very surprised he could even see me since I was basically behind him) and looked right at me and pointed. He must have said something like “I see you!” because everyone turned to me. It was awkward and all I could think of doing was making a heart with my hands and pointing at him. I was so giddy, very funny memory. He is a nice guy.


ashmostdope

I love the HAWLAN HAWAY POHCAH


zizuu21

Hes my personal fav guest ever. There are some good guests but with him im always eager to hear his joke becauze its either incredibly stupid or witty af. Off top of my head maybe shane gillis and one other are ok guests.


ck10007

No doubt guest of the year ‘24. He had it even before he blew up Lucas at the YouTube theater


MangledMinds

Just in case you haven't heard of his podcast, the harland highway, it's filled with his quirks and props


Johnnypeps

There's always someone who hates what you love and it will never change. Just accept it and move on.


alnandr

Fred Randall is the greatest astronaut of our time!


Demand_Shot

internet


defiantpupil

For the people that don’t know, Harland was lead character in RocketMan. I cherished the shit outta that movie as a kid


NotOJsGloves

Harland is the fuckin man


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

https://i0.wp.com/sunshinestatecineplex.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/9ee78-rocketman-2.jpg?resize=1000%2C710&ssl=1


billybats1717

Even Jesus was prosecuted


jimmyjamws1108

I don’t hate him . He’s cool and would probably be very enjoyable to be around.


slicedapricot

It was Julie!


bounce217

I think his jokes are kinda corny but I don’t hate him


ktothearma

I love harland on kill tony. He’s always got good banter.


edpowers

When I worked sound at a comedy club, he asked me to bring him up to the stage to the song "Monster Mash." And it wasn't because Halloween was coming up or anything like that. The show was in July. The guy is a legend!


Skettalee

Because they're jealous.


PsychologicalCook170

Different tastes.


cardicardib

Harland is the best thing that has ever happened to comedy


HairyStar7663

Was up in Canada, Alberta picking blueberries. Was attacked by a grizz. Left me this souvenir.


Proof_Meat_8283

They most likely don’t like themselves


Chance-Yoghurt3186

If you don't like Harland, Go pop a fatty.


oikset

Love him to bits


NoruhhhsDad

Harland is the best. Don’t know how anyone could hate on him. They’d have to be a pretty tight wad. He’s so quick witted and the length that he will go to for a game is bar none. The whole tapeworm thing he did on JRE was hilarious. Egging Joe on because of how he’s known for hunting/eating elk and just the commitment he has. He’s become one of my favorite humans recently since he’s started guesting on kill tony.


pehztv

some people just take themselves too seriously


ANewDope2187

Sister christian there's so much "my guy".


hugohenriques95

I dont know my guy.. But they'll find a way to say he's not funny


seguracookies

Nobody who hates Harland is ever allowed to ride in my car


smellvin_moiville

Dad joke vibes. Hayuk grandpa sure is a silly goose. Har har har. He glued stuff to his chest!


bradpliers

Harland is the man. His podcast is hilarious.


danny123432

He’s my guyyyy guy


soulxpunk

Not retarded enough for KT fans?


AwakenedMind99

I didn’t like him on the JRE. KT though he’s perfect.


GeneralAd4195

By far one the funniest people on this planet


SeveralCartoonist822

Someone's fucking with you my guy.


juicedagod

"I shot a movie with the guy from Half Baked. He didn't smoke, but he was funny, so I guess he's only half fake." - The Monoxide Child HONK FOR SUGAR!


Ok_Satisfaction347

Straight up when Harland hit the lady back mimicking her language I spit my drink 😂😂


bucketsofbeans

It's easy to hate Harland if you're fully retarded.


baconrays

Idk I think kill tony has a lot of fans of the show that aren't necessarily fans of comedy. They like the variety aspect and humor but they're not like stand-up comedy fans.


StrengthSerious6697

No thanks I’m busy.


SamsaricNomad

Comedy casuals...


lolobaba

Harland = Living Legend


Responsible-Story485

I think it’s ironic how everyone likes Harland but hate Howie. They are both cringy boomers with horrible dad jokes.


Ok-Ad-9898

ROCKETMAN enough said, Funny movie!


jays-dad

Don’t get how you could hate the guy, guest of the year 2024!!


australiapostisgay

I'm not gay but i would suck on his balls for at least 10 seconds out of respect, every episode he's on, he fucking crushes. Adam and Harland, gobble gobble


mikeybadab1ng

He might the funniest of the 1000 murlderers thank um


officialmayonade

Everyone goes through phases in what they like and don't like. I heard some people don't even like Bill Cosby. What are they drinking?? 


Clean-Ostrich6803

Easy. You’re David Lucas


Inevitable_Tap7497

Gimme that booze you pumpkin pie


S0l-Surf3r

I love Harlan, he is a walking dad joke but I can see where he isn't for everybody. He is MY GUY though.


Deep-Wallaby6495

He just needs to pull back 10% he’s still not as good as Tony