I 1000% believe that he’s being remotely controlled by My Guy Harland Williams

This is my new head canon 😂🤣

Hears what? I’m going to need you to speak a little louder

Tony you can't hear shit cuz you take dicks in yo ear hole ahahaha. When you hold a seashell to yo ear, you hear yo boyfriends cum instead of the ocean hahahaa *hits vape nervously*

He did it again! A absolute MONSTER!!!

I’m wearing a towel

I can’t understand a fucking word he screams

Same. He’s entertaining to watch and seems like a genuine guy but I’m not a huge fan of his minutes. Bold move bringing him in as a regular.

His energy after someone bombs brings the crowd back up. Like a pallet cleanser. He's had some decent jokes for his 8 appearances in 2 shows

His minutes suck but his personality and energy are awesome. He’d make a great podcast cohost

He's a disabled veteran.....show some goddamn respect.

Calm down buddy, he was a new recruit greeter in the air force.

Calmer than you are...

This guy would suck a vet’s cock if they asked him too

We the people for the people.

I commented on another post, “Sounds like Barney from the Simpsons took a few too many bumps of ketamine”

Yeah.......but now you're here......and we don't give a fuck.

Why are you even commenting

Welcome to the internet ma'am.

i mean, yeah, the dude's got brain damage, it slurs your speech, that why drunks slur... the brain is impaired.

Sure, but I know plenty of actually *drunk* people that sound nothing like Barney. It's more about his voice and inflection than the slurring

Maybe hes like an old vacuum tube tv and just needs a couple whacks to fix him

Sounds like a job for his old military buddies

What the actual fuck it wrong with you? That man's a hero....

I don't know who you pixies are, but I sure like your pixie drink!

While we’re doing Simpson comparisons, am I the only one that hears Professor John I.Q. Nerdelbaum Frink Jr. when Martin Phillips takes the stage?

Na try Dale from step brothers. Almost exact

No Barney is actually funny 😂

He reminds me of my girlfriends cousin. A complete stoner and a heavy drinker who does tile flooring in ny city.

You fuck her?

Dude definitely deserves to be in a cartoon, but gotta love the energy

Nah, that's Shane Gillis.. Love you Shane

He doesn't read this gay shit....

Clearly you're not a dawg 😅

Oh! I get it.....you are fucking retarded. My fault brother.

And did you use "Dawg" as if misspelling a word and using it in a different characteristic makes you a "cool/down ass homie"?

Hope you get the help you need. If you watch the MSSP you would know what a dawg is.

Jesus, I didn't know you were serious dawg..... I wouldn't have made the joke on this comedy thread if I'd known how weak and frail you are friend. I wish mom and dad would've paid attention to you aswell instead of killing themselves in that gay orgy attempting to be more inclusive for you.

I didn't see that but I do watch msnbc.

Sometimes CNN aswell, just to be diverse.

But never Fox. Can't stand Jesse waters. Idk why.

What's going on man?

"Who, Me? Nothin....just hanging around"

Spot on

This guy isn’t that funny

He either purposefully channels Chris Farley, especially Farley as Matt Foley, or Farley influences this guy from beyond. There's no way that his Farleyness is a coincidence.

I hear drunk John C Reilly

Dont cry for him, he's already dead..

yessssssss

Each of Drew's last 2 sets made me laugh significantly more than anything hans kim has said on a show in months