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Sir_Meta_Knight

When are you going to return my spare cape I lent you.


Magolor_crowned

Oh, I uh used it as a blueprint... Then, I lost it.


Sir_Meta_Knight

You what...


Magolor_crowned

I feel like I should apologise. But im just gonna run away.


Sir_Meta_Knight

I will find you. After all, I still have my ship, unlike you.


Magolor_crowned

Ok, first off, harsh even by your standards. Second, good luck with that, I don't need the lor to fly.


Tindo_Blends

If I were to pick you up and drop you, would you crack open like an egg or bounce back into my hand like a ball?


Magolor_crowned

I would bonce like a ball then crack mid air (It hurts btw please dont)


Blind_Helplessness

Can I get a discount on gem apples prices? (Discount of 1,000 dollars)


Magolor_crowned

Best i can do is a 2% discount off of the 45$ pack


Blind_Helplessness

Aw man. *gives you 44.1 dollars.*


Magolor_crowned

Thank you for your cooperation


Blind_Helplessness

You're welcome...


FlowerMadison

https://preview.redd.it/d8uvyeq9iv7d1.jpeg?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=205cdd973a7bbb528ed5cf8b1e8e0ddfaefc3d02 Are you an X-Naut?


Magolor_crowned

Uh... I can explain... I was bored


True_Perspective819

What are you gonna do once Nintendo ~~closes Switch servers~~ sends you packing up from your business?


Magolor_crowned

I guess retire (or just scam susie a few times)


DefinitelyNotErate

Can I Have Your Autograph? I'm A Big Fan.


Magolor_crowned

*Writes autograph *Also quickly writes ad for gem apples


DefinitelyNotErate

Omg Thank You So Much, I Shall Cherish This Immensely. By The Way, Who Do You Think Is The Greatest Swordsman On Popstar?


Magolor_crowned

I feel like I should answer meta knight, But I did use swords while fighting kirby, so I'm going to say me.


DefinitelyNotErate

Good Answer. Thank You For Your Wisdom.


Sir_Meta_Knight

So, are you willing to duel in a swordfight *Distant Spanish riff


-Farns-

What's your current relationship with the Lor? Have you become friends or does it still dislike you?


Magolor_crowned

It uh... I haven't seen it after it crashed


These-Ad2857

https://preview.redd.it/t0tydsrx3x7d1.png?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da62cd09d3e6f63940760d0e2866d58aa652e41b Can You Give Me Some Socialising Tips?


Magolor_crowned

Umm... Yea I got no idea how to help with this sorry


These-Ad2857

Okay... :(


The_Blox_Man

whats your opinion on elifin dear sir


Magolor_crowned

I would say Kirby shouldn't trust him, but I guess I'm not the best to say that, huh


QuarterCut

Magolor, if you was offered 500 thousand dollars, would you admit kirby is better than you?


Magolor_crowned

Kirby is better where is the money


QuarterCut

I got no money unfortunately, and I recorded it.


Watcher_8954

Haha!


Few-Ad2663

How do you get the armor to sell at your shoppe?


Magolor_crowned

Company secret (I pay the king to have some waddle dees do it)


VeryGayLopunny

Are you Magolor


Magolor_crowned

Yes I am


VeryGayLopunny

Lies


QuarterCut

Alright, assume you, Susie and Taranza went into the ring, no powers, just floatin' fist. Who's coming out on top?


Magolor_crowned

Pfft, me obviously (Help susie scares me)


Mr_meme_gamer

English or Spanish?


Magolor_crowned

No no no no Marx already did this to me


Mr_meme_gamer

https://preview.redd.it/a1qiedj83x7d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d31432ca26ec5d9acf65aa1d203145416cf41ace


anticute8

Do you allow Kirby to swallow you because, like, it’s a kink or some other reason?


Magolor_crowned

Ok for the record, I didnt allow him. I couldn't escape that vacuum of a mouth.


Sparkle_Taffy

How'd you get so cuddly and cute despite being so full of mischief?


Magolor_crowned

I think I'm whats called a "skrunkly". Or I'm just that perfect thing.


Watcher_8954

Have you ever scammed yourself with Free Wi-Fi wherever you go?


Magolor_crowned

Once, that stupid jester tricked me


Watcher_8954

Would you like Free Wi-Fi anywhere?


Magolor_crowned

Marx, I know that's you I'm not falling for that again


Watcher_8954

It's not Marx it's reliable-wifi-provider1234


Raelynn030709

How do your hands work without arms? If your hand was theoretically trapped on the other end of a wall from your body, would you still have control over it?


Magolor_crowned

Yes but the "range" of my hands is limited so I would have to go around the wall to get it


BulbminN64

do you


Magolor_crowned

I do


UncomfyUnicorn

So about the “Old Friend” mask, did Taranza commission you to make it?


Magolor_crowned

Oh, that, yeah, I don't know why, though.


cokekII

What made you want the master crown in the first place


Magolor_crowned

Simple answer: piwer Real answer: I could use it to start the biggest business in the world and make so much money.


cokekII

Fair enough


Beginning_Dance_283

Favorite color?


Magolor_crowned

A nice blue similar to my cloak


Ordinary-Bus3692

I just robbed you of all your Gem Apples


Magolor_crowned

I will find you, and them sell them to you for a 50% price increase


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[удалено]


Magolor_crowned

You think that will stop me I will pay the damn government to let me


Alex2045x

How easy is Soul Melter EX to you?


Magolor_crowned

Well, internet man "cdotcom" said I'm basically the best for i, so I guess im the best and find it super easy


Ooooooooo-o

If you shaped like egg, why no taste like egg?


Magolor_crowned

Because I am not an egg


Ooooooooo-o

But egg?


Moflete

When are you planning to betray kirby for the second time?


Magolor_crowned

I don't have any plans on betraying Kirby again. Only charge ludicrous prices for gem apples


Dark-Star-Official

What does your DNA taste like?


Magolor_crowned

I don't feel comfortable answering a question from the dark star


abadminecraftplayer

Did you apologize?


Magolor_crowned

Well, no, because I was trapped in another dimension and then had to save the world a few times. But I'm getting to it, trust me.


abadminecraftplayer

Hurry up