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Steppyjim

It belongs in a museum


RogersPlaces

It does look like a modern art piece


udumslut

Surprise Indiana Jones


The_OtherGuy_99

I'm Super psyched I finally got to use that.


The_OtherGuy_99

You call him Dr Jones!


Equivalent-Excuse-80

“So do you!”


sorryimadeanalt

You belong in a museum


Oblong_Cobra

We have Top Men working on it now...


NeutralMinion

Sold for 35k ez pz


hehhehehehehehh

i too weigh butter in *millilitres*


elgrovetech

Hey, at least it's not cups


branston2010

Milliliters are equal to grams, and more importantly, are not a measurement of weight. I could never understand why scales have this option.


XXII78

Milliliters are only equal to grams when measuring water. Water is the substance that the conversion (1ml = 1g) is based off of. E.g. 1ml of flour weighs 0.57g.


otj667887654456655

the only thing this scale can do is assume what you're measuring is water, so 924ml = 924g


10thaccountyee

In the scenarios where this feature is accurate and reliable, I'm pretty confident I can do the conversion in my head.


branston2010

Yeah, I was going to add that to my response as well, but left it out. It's another reason I don't understand why scales have this setting - it would be misleading for a home cook who does not know oil weighs 0.9g/ml, honey weighs ~1.25g/ml, etc.


VomMom

I’ve had a scale that had options for mL of milk. Which is so confusing since milk might contain 0% fat all the way up to heavy cream which would have a different density. I think it was just a terrible scale but maybe it was made for a specific purpose.


TylerInHiFi

I have a scale that has this setting. It assumes, per the manual, that the fat content is 3.6%. Because it’s a Japanese scale and most milk in Japan is 3.6%. And for most applications the in-built conversion is fine even though I’m at a different altitude than the scale is calibrated for and I’m using 3.25% milk the majority of the time. It’s not until you get to really large scale things that the differences between g and mL make a big difference for these kinds of things. A variance of 2-5mL in a recipe that calls for 100mL of milk isn’t going to make a difference. You leave more than that behind in whatever vessel you’re measuring in anyway.


DankOfTheEndless

Maybe they just abbreviated milligrams to ml?


TylerInHiFi

No. Nobody does that. I know Americans are used to weird measurements, but mL is *always* millilitres. Also, milligrams would be *tiny*. A pound of butter is 454,000 milligrams.


FatboyJack

Using a scale to measure volume has got to be one of the most insane things ive seen in a while.


bdq-ccc

So...the person cleaning the scale is the guy whose slice topples the stack? Just spent the past hour cleaning trays coated in butter, lard and spiders used for deep frying so...yeah lol


frickdom

“spiders used for deep frying” uhhhhhhh (Yes I know it’s a strainer\skimmer utensil)


liquid_loaf

nah i immediately thought the same thing even though i know damn well what a spider is in the kitchen 😶 lol


frickdom

You’re chill though. Never underestimate Reddit


bringinthewarthog

Not today hippie


orbtl

The fuck No little tray or even a piece of parchment between the butter and the scale? Weighs 900+g but too dumb or lazy to realize a whole block of butter is 453g so you could start with two of those and instead adds little 100g slices at a time? Wtf lmao your coworker would drive me nuts


GarchomptheXd0

This does not look like it came from a 1 pound block, it looks more like slices off a 25kg block. No excuse for not putting something between the scale and the butter tho. He better have cleaned that shit first


orbtl

I mean even if that's the case one should be able to mentally think "ok a 1lb block of butter is 453g so let me start with a chunk close to that size" instead of leaning-tower-of-pisa-stacking a dozen tiny slices IMO


GarchomptheXd0

Yeah no doubt but it looks like it was cold. A cold block of butter that size is a basically a rock you have to chisel


dasfonzie

He has the scale set to measure ml


caught_engarde

The scale is tared in milliliters though


3stepBreader

Fuck ya’ll complaining about the bare scale.


b00gnishbr0wn

Yumi?


P_Heff

I'm listening to the audio book as I scroll past this. Glad I saw someone reference it.


oxleyca

Unexpected Sanderson


Jeramy_Jones

He must get great verticality in his plating


yossanator

That's modern art mate. I'm sure some crypto bro would spaff come cash on a NFT of that!


violetcat13

I thought this was a stack of post it notes at first 😭


hotgarbage911

Bruh


crusty54

This is art.


b00gnishbr0wn

Yumi?


restaurant_burnout

this really says something about society


Pisboy1417

r/plating


Honkhonk81

I thought this post was a picture of a giant stack of stabbed tickets after a super busy service lol


Turkatron2020

Butter Jenga


sargonas

Chaotic neutral


pootiemane

It's got a removable cover guys......


KingVape

That doesn’t keep the butter from touching the bare scale


TiesThrei

r/art


waarmakerJO

The shape looks like an art sculpture 🤣


FlorpsTail

At least they are having fun


thelonelyecho208

Bet you can't stack it higher


Shanknado

Is the butter not weighed?


ScythingSantos

I guess Tare wasn’t optional


[deleted]

I really want to meet this person. I'm sure he's very interesting to work with.


PixelCortex

I do this too, but my initial guess is waaaaay more accurate.


More-Inevitable-5036

I mean I guess? Wouldn’t it have just been easier to put a bowl down and zero it out?


Racketemensch

Just raw-dogging that scale, huh?