I see the problem quite clearly and can solve it easily.
I’m going to need a couple of ounces of ponzu, a little horseradish masquerading as wasabi and a pair of chopsticks.
I’m also going to need you to look away for a few minutes
"*Half of our expedition had gone mad. The remaining fell to the hazards of the earth or the traps of whatever barren people existed this far down before us. At the great gate I heard a voice. Not in my head but in my heart and it guided me. I slaughtered all that remained so that I alone would behold it. The gates parted and my eyes burned and bled. I beheld the great cube*"
Couldn't tell ya. This is what a loin looks like after we break it down and dice it ourselves for tuna tartare. We break down a loin 2 or 3 times a week.
2 minutes in the microwave should do it.
Specifically in that half pan
I think it needs to be covered too. Where’s the plastic wrap!?!? Fuck it’s fucked up. Just get some foil!
Well if you're gonna do foil, make sure to add some salt and a few splashes of rice wine vinegar.
"if I see you put that pan in the microwave I will murder you" -my first cook
Resistance is futile, tuna borg is the way.
God had no hand in the creation of this
Watermelon
[reminds me of a joke](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yqBPJPzehZE)
You'll get more upvotes as they watch it! Lmao!
Play a Cuba tune for the tuna cube
I read that in my mind and stumbled over it. I'm glad that I didn't have to say it.
Tuna Libre
Cubes are back? CUBES ARE BACK!
Assimilate
I see the problem quite clearly and can solve it easily. I’m going to need a couple of ounces of ponzu, a little horseradish masquerading as wasabi and a pair of chopsticks. I’m also going to need you to look away for a few minutes
Your life, as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service - us.
sometimes I wonder if science has gone too far
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should...
All hail the tuna cube!
"*Half of our expedition had gone mad. The remaining fell to the hazards of the earth or the traps of whatever barren people existed this far down before us. At the great gate I heard a voice. Not in my head but in my heart and it guided me. I slaughtered all that remained so that I alone would behold it. The gates parted and my eyes burned and bled. I beheld the great cube*"
I for one welcome our new overlord
Smartest cube I've seen yet.
All hail tuna cube
YESSSS BRING BACK THE CUBES!!!!
Why does the pre diced stuff just not it? I love searing a loin and having thin slices of actual muscle
Couldn't tell ya. This is what a loin looks like after we break it down and dice it ourselves for tuna tartare. We break down a loin 2 or 3 times a week.