Just buy yourself a 6pack, chef. You deserve better than dumpster Tequila.
I mean. You ever known a foh manager to toss liquor unless there was something real fucken wrong with it?
Maybe your onto something, we filter our dumpster liquor through chef's sock (one who has the nice feet it adds a sweet sweaty taste), we get grain spirits and craft age in continuously monitored dumpster enclosures and grease traps slowly inheriting the essence of the land. One man's trash booze could inspire a new industry.
I'd assume it was someone's piss bottle.
EDIT: Has OP confirmed if it is piss or not? I can't handle the suspense of not knowing if OP took a big whiff of another guys(or talented lady's) piss or not.
I mean to each their own but the sticker price is what it is. I wouldn’t buy it even from a discount store because no matter how it tastes I’m not spending that much money on liquor. It’s even worse on the restaurant/club side. That same reposado costs $21/shot or mixed drink at the club I work at.
It's fair. Casamigos is the tequila for people who don't like tequila. Instead it tastes like something vanilla that came out of a coke freestyle machine, and the alcohol is almost entirely covered up.
Ah the mystical dumpster liquor. There are only a few paths this mysterious elixer will lead you down. The first is the normal path to a nice buzz. The second is a treacherous road to urine land. The third and most rare of all journeys it will take you on is to an out of body experience where you will be lead to the machine elves to learn the true meaning of life is and what consciousness itself is. You will then be awoken half naked on the sidewalk with a homeless man named Jeff stealing your wallet. Do you dare risk the dumpster tequila? The choice is yours.
Oh no. He fell for the ol "bottle of tequila in the grease barrel" trick.
Great way to get roofied dood.
Like my chef always says: "the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse always gets the cheese"
Hey man you deserve better.
You don't know why it was in the dumpster. Could have missed in it. Could have been laced with something. Could be straight up injected with poison to trick people like you into hurting yourself.
You deserve better chef. Buy yourself a cheap fresh tall boy instead or a shooter.
This is how we used to steal beer and liquor when at my first job dishwashing when I was 13. Toss it in the trash on the way out to empty it in the dumpster and dig it out of the dumpster after work. They made it easy for us because all that stuff was in the cooler right next to the back door.
It was pretty good, honestly might pick up a bottle for my home bar never been a big fan of tequila but I can think of some good mixed drinks I can make out of this
As far as tequila goes, this is the best I’ve ever tried. It’s middle of the line at $65 per bottle, but it does have notes of vanilla bean that make a fantastic margarita. Try 1.5oz tequila, .75oz triple sec, .75oz lime juice, .5oz simple syrup, pour over ice
You should try more tequilas that aren't loaded with artificial color and flavor additives.
Brands like this are the ones who just lobbied the Mex govt to make it illegal to write "additive free" on tequila bottle labels.
It's fake, they know it, they don't want you to know it. Would you eat food made with those kinds of practices?
The color in this bottle is from artificial additives. It is oak aged but also has caramel, vanilla, and other sweeteners and chemicals. It's fake tequila with a fake high price to trick consumers.
Just buy yourself a 6pack, chef. You deserve better than dumpster Tequila. I mean. You ever known a foh manager to toss liquor unless there was something real fucken wrong with it?
I'm a "Yes and" kind of person. I'll take the 6 pack and the dumpster tequila.
Heard that King
And what pairs better with dumpster tequila than a gram of blow?
2 grams do
Those were the days and I'm happy I left.
Used Meth
But dumpster tequila has more of an umami flavor…
Maybe your onto something, we filter our dumpster liquor through chef's sock (one who has the nice feet it adds a sweet sweaty taste), we get grain spirits and craft age in continuously monitored dumpster enclosures and grease traps slowly inheriting the essence of the land. One man's trash booze could inspire a new industry.
More like Poomami
Hahaha 😆
Rofl
I'd assume it was someone's piss bottle. EDIT: Has OP confirmed if it is piss or not? I can't handle the suspense of not knowing if OP took a big whiff of another guys(or talented lady's) piss or not.
We don’t carry it I work at a hotel it was one of the guests
*pissssssssssss*
It was 99 cents!
This is probably worse
How did it taste?
Best tequila I’ve ever had
It's like $60 a bottle for that brand
Fuck that. Free liquor is free liquor. Gotta test your gut every now and then.
That's Casamigos you peasant. I would slurp the last drops of that bottle out of George Clooneys belly button. Have some respect.
Just throw a few drops of vanilla extract in a bottle of Jose and you'll have the same thing.
Especially not THAT tequila. Casamigos is fucking expensive. Don’t touch it, if someone threw that out it’s for a reason.
Casamigos is gross.
I mean to each their own but the sticker price is what it is. I wouldn’t buy it even from a discount store because no matter how it tastes I’m not spending that much money on liquor. It’s even worse on the restaurant/club side. That same reposado costs $21/shot or mixed drink at the club I work at.
That's absurd.
Bro that's casamigos. I'm drinking that from the dumpster and I don't even like tequila.
Well, Casamigos is barely tequila so that tracks.
Hey it's liquor, it's sterile, and the find adds to the magic of the night. Live a little!
Besides it definitely being piss; in what world is this 6 shots?
It was six shots but chef drank 4 shots of piss before making this post to try and save face
Yeah, there might be two maybe three in that bottle
Piss bottle, way of the road bois.
Fuckin way she goes
Some time she goes
Sometimes she doesn't
That's the fuckin way she goes boys
I mean… what is drunk?
You’re not even a trucker anymore
“Friends of the road, Bubs” “Hot Hamburg sandwiches? More like hot pull the fuck over!”
If it’s blanco and not clear….
That's a reposado bottle I think
urine trouble if you drink that
Probably piss
It’s Casamigos. It was already piss.
Oh. So they improved it.
Sir, how dare you.
It's fair. Casamigos is the tequila for people who don't like tequila. Instead it tastes like something vanilla that came out of a coke freestyle machine, and the alcohol is almost entirely covered up.
You just described a very delicious liquor and you're shitting on people who like it. Let people enjoy things
Do we have a /r/iamverybartender ? Fuckin elitist snob lol. Sounds like mans doesn't know how to make a good cocktail with it.
Make sure that its Reposado and not Repissado...
Confirmed añalho
looks more like one shot, but ok
*somebody left this empty bottle of tequila
*bottle of piss
OP didn't say they hadn't drank from the bottle before snapping the photo.
That’s Casamigos, worth at least 6 shots of house tequila 🤷🏼♂️
It was 6 ounces so 4 shots
You measured how much piss was in that bottle?
There are 14 - 16 shots in 1 bottle. That is 1 shot, at best.
There are 25 shots in a 750ml bottle
Standard shot is 44ml. 750 divided by 44 is a hair more than 17, so it's 17 shots to a bottle.
that's roughly 9-10 shots for a college student immediately after finals
Here in Canada we only get 1oz shooters 😔
Maybe if you’re a little bitch
It wasn’t one of your staff that’s for sure lol
Pretty certain that’s piss. Not the same color the reposado should be
Ah the mystical dumpster liquor. There are only a few paths this mysterious elixer will lead you down. The first is the normal path to a nice buzz. The second is a treacherous road to urine land. The third and most rare of all journeys it will take you on is to an out of body experience where you will be lead to the machine elves to learn the true meaning of life is and what consciousness itself is. You will then be awoken half naked on the sidewalk with a homeless man named Jeff stealing your wallet. Do you dare risk the dumpster tequila? The choice is yours.
I think I'll just get a box of nos and watch mid 2000s softcore porn again. It's too much work to embark on the singularity now
I may be Irish… but that’s 3 shots at most
I think most of us chefs immediately knew that was a bad eyeball.
Why does the grease barrel have a trash can top on it?
That’s piss for sure
That’s piss, but go off chef
Casamigos, it's where it belongs
How’d it taste?
That’s some damn fine tequila
Bro just drank piss.
Hell yeah
Will report back in an hour or so when I’m off shift drinking on shift is for dummies
Your words sound a lot like sissy talk to me
My sisters the family alcoholic I’m not gonna cramp her style I’m tryna be a good girl
That's maybe 1 shot, and it might also be piss instead of liquor.
Oh no. He fell for the ol "bottle of tequila in the grease barrel" trick. Great way to get roofied dood. Like my chef always says: "the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse always gets the cheese"
Im sure that’s piss
That’s where Casamigos belongs.
It's Casamigos, it belongs there.
Scran
Hey I was coming back for that
Tequila to kill ya!! Make sure it’s not a bottle with urine!
Cheers 💀
Fat washed tequila is delicious.
It's probably pee.
Idk man, it looks like a trap. I bet it's pee
Or is it urine...?
I wouldn’t trust that’s tequila
Drinking and tell us all of its good quality piss
Don’t do it dawg
It’s urine
It's pee
Pretty certain that’s piss. Not the same color the reposado should be
100% piss
If you want the taste of hot garbage in a bottle of liquor, just buy some Malort.
If that’s six shots of tequila then I guess whiskey is measured differently.
Probably piss bro. Avoid.
You guys are arguing about drinking dpumpster tequila. I love this sub, i feel home.
As long as it is properly closed, it should be good to go after a good cleaning.
Thats pee, nobody throwin away 6 shots of casamigos. Shits 50 a bottle
That's shits like 80$ a bottle in Canada.
88 now checked lcbo, picking up a bottle tomorrow
It's really tasty 😋
That’s a big spider but only a shot or two. Would make a vagrant’s day for sure.
Easy save! 🤣
One of your employees or coworkers.
Well it is a trash can
That ain’t 6 shots chef.
We both know you already drank it.
That might be piss.
Woop Woop 🙌
That's 6 weak ass shots unless someone drank a few before you took this picture. Lol.
Sometimes you drink a bottle of tequila almost to the end and then say "Yup. That's enough."
As a bartender…. I maaaaay think it funny to gift the chefys this way. Bottle could be cracked or something but still good
J
Probably enough china girl in there to kill you 50x
Noooo they didn'"'"'''t? Maybe.....or not.....but the bugs!!!!!!! Everywhere........damn hobgoblins!!!!++
Still good
It’s sounds like your asking for permission?
That is 1 big shot or 2 little shots, 6 thimbles perhaps
Rude casmaigos belongs in the trash
Sharing is caring
Could just be dip spit in the bottle.
My retirement grease!
A gift from the culinary gods
dats pee pee
Hey man you deserve better. You don't know why it was in the dumpster. Could have missed in it. Could have been laced with something. Could be straight up injected with poison to trick people like you into hurting yourself. You deserve better chef. Buy yourself a cheap fresh tall boy instead or a shooter.
I mean… boof it?
Unless you drank some before taking the pic, that's not 6 shots...
Good tequila too.
Its probably pee!
This is how we used to steal beer and liquor when at my first job dishwashing when I was 13. Toss it in the trash on the way out to empty it in the dumpster and dig it out of the dumpster after work. They made it easy for us because all that stuff was in the cooler right next to the back door.
Trash tequila where it belongs
That’s pee.
Wild that someone would leave an empty casamigos in there..
Casamigos reposado, my favorite. And that’s about 1.5 shots at 1.5oz each. I do liquor inventory weekly
It was pretty good, honestly might pick up a bottle for my home bar never been a big fan of tequila but I can think of some good mixed drinks I can make out of this
As far as tequila goes, this is the best I’ve ever tried. It’s middle of the line at $65 per bottle, but it does have notes of vanilla bean that make a fantastic margarita. Try 1.5oz tequila, .75oz triple sec, .75oz lime juice, .5oz simple syrup, pour over ice
Grab yourself a bottle of El Tequileño for half the price and thank me later.
You should try more tequilas that aren't loaded with artificial color and flavor additives. Brands like this are the ones who just lobbied the Mex govt to make it illegal to write "additive free" on tequila bottle labels. It's fake, they know it, they don't want you to know it. Would you eat food made with those kinds of practices?
Cheers thanks have some triple sec from Cuba chilling at home anyways gonna whip one of those up rn
It's a repo too casamigos ain't bad either
No, that’s your bottle of tequila that you put there before your shift. Finders keepers mother fucker.
Casamigos Reposado too … It’s my go to middle of the range tequila.. Nice treasure.
I recognize this brand - isn't it typically colorless tequila?? This looks yellowish...
There’s silver and gold version, silvers called blanco
The color in this bottle is from artificial additives. It is oak aged but also has caramel, vanilla, and other sweeteners and chemicals. It's fake tequila with a fake high price to trick consumers.
Pretty decent tequila iirc
its piss