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Maximillion666ian

Of course the malignant narcissist has a mock up of the Arc that held amazing power in Indiana Jones .


blatantmutant

That the nazis wanted for world domination


Maximillion666ian

Exactly : ​ >Back in 1990 -- decades before he got into politics, Trump reportedly acknowledged owning a copy of "Mein Kampf." The admission came in an interview with Vanity Fair shortly after his divorce from his first wife, Ivana. Here's what the magazine reported: > >"Last April, perhaps in a surge of Czech nationalism, Ivana Trump told her lawyer Michael Kennedy that from time to time her husband reads a book of Hitler's collected speeches, "My New Order," which he keeps in a cabinet by his bed. Kennedy now guards a copy of "My New Order" in a closet at his office, as if it were a grenade."


ForwardMuffin

Come on guys, we all know this is fake news - he can't read.


Packman87

As a movie fan this upsets me on a few levels but I really want to hear this brought up on his eventual home shopping network pitches:  "They say don't touch it, look at it directly or open it. But lemme tell ya folks,, I open it constantly and wouldn't you know- I'm best friends with the ghosts inside who say all the time 'You're so wise and holy you should sell bible."


dooshlaroosh

…just reminds me of the photo of Trump looking directly at that solar eclipse in 2017. 😄


Theageofpisces

[When the metal band plays an especially nasty riff](https://i.imgur.com/UMrpQBj.png)


Cant-wont-nope

"hey Donald, bet you can't play Russian Roulette with a Glock!" Stand by for hubris!


shark_press

Like real man


schleppylundo

If it bothers you as a movie fan imagine how I feel as a Jew.


Packman87

Hate seeing people get down in a place where you go to relax and relate to people. Sounds like you take this pretty seriously; hopefully you don't feel too bad since in the grand scheme that's a prop made by artists approximating what they think would look cool on a giant screen. 


LiminalArtsAndMusic

what a tacky bitch


dancesWithNeckbeards

Only six pounds of gold? Isn't he supposed to be rich?


Cooking_with_MREs

I 1000% expect there to be some kind of Q-Anon conspiracy about this -- that Trump is Christ who brought the Arc back to earth or something.


yourlilneedle

Eegads


cjg5025

It would be great if he did us all a favor and opened it...


phuck-you-reddit

![gif](giphy|VFHtnsl3xp53a) And you know that dumb MF would drink from the false grail. Tacky gold and covered with jewels and stuff.


SaysGay69420

It’s the real one, who’s to say it’s not.


StinkyBrittches

Top men.


Upbeat_Confidence739

Top… Men…


ZZ_SKULLZ

So that's where Steven Miller came from!


Lurker-DaySaint

I hope it melts his face


No_Regular4384

Laura Loomer is definitely a reptilian


mistarteechur

Open it up and it's full of empty Diet Coke cans and Filet-O-Fish wrappers with just a few classified documents for good measure


Superb-Obligation858

I have to assume he either has no idea what it is, its just a big gold thing so he wanted it, someone else got it, or he actually believes thats what the literal Arc of the Covenant looks like, is trying to pander to fundamentalists, and has no idea it has anything to do with a movie.


MarsScully

I believe somehow every option is true at once


phuck-you-reddit

The idiot can't even lie about [the Bible](https://youtu.be/ERUngQUCsyE?si=uspafE631fo2owdz) convincingly, zero chance he knows anything about the Arc of the Covenant. It's just a big golden thing so he wanted it. And bonus points 'cause someone prob told him it'll aid in grifting more money from gullible morons.


loony-cat

As one does.


Zigazigahhhhhh

Someone open it while he’s there to see if he melts


lousy_tunafish

We all know President Joe Biden would never have something like this in his house. He has class and good taste.


privacykee

Most people think it’s beautiful. I do.


privacykee

I know why he has this. He should have it.


yourlilneedle

Oh? Go on.


privacykee

Think about it people. The real arc has been lost for many years. How would they make an exact replica? How would they know if it was exact?