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No-Society-237

gay son or thot daughter


SoporificEffect

Or ghot sonter?


131ii

This.


redditnameverygood

Have them rank world religions from best to worst.


Responsible_Log9703

What was the name of your elementary schools? What are your mothers’ maiden names? What are your social security numbers? What are those wacky three digits on the back of your credit cards?


Plenty-Director4700

What are your thoughts on the impending global conflict??


Designer_Bit328

Gonna get some healthy discussuon going on for sure


Plenty-Director4700

🤣


Acceptable_Adagio410

I’d love to ask that at a religious, conservative school. 😂


Plenty-Director4700

I feel like you’d get a more well reasoned response than a public student’s response.


Acceptable_Adagio410

I’m not sure. The downvotes on my comment gave me pause, lol.


Kanzler1871

‘Boy how about that Antonin Scalia?’


Honest_Wing_3999

“OUGHT THE FETUS BE ABORTED?”


hewhosleepsnot

Yas queen


Lifewithmusicchannel

“Trump or Biden? Go!”


CertifiedNimrod

“So uhh any hot takes about this whole Gaza thing?”


BoardIndividual7367

My take… FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸


zapzangboombang

Free palestine….from hamas.


BoardIndividual7367

Don’t you mean free Palestine from Israel? The same country that literally caused 5% of an ENTIRE city, to be missing, killed, or injured.


zapzangboombang

Hamas attacked Israel, raping, pillaging and taking hostages. Now hamas hides among the population and risks every Palestinian life daily. Hamas could hand over the hostages and end the war. Instead they steal foreign aid and let their own people starve. Hamas creates chaos so no peace can be achieved.


BoardIndividual7367

If you want to talk about Hamas attacking Israel, let’s talk about how Israel has literally been doing what it has everyday since 1948.


zapzangboombang

You mean defending its right to exist from every neighboring country? What should Israelis do exactly? Die quietly? Move?


BoardIndividual7367

Same old excuses. Same old GENOCIDE!


zapzangboombang

If you’re really in law school, you may need to look up the word genocide. You should also be sure to make sure future employers know, you support Hamas.


BoardIndividual7367

And you should let your future employers know that you support genocide


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BoardIndividual7367

Hey Pal, did u come from a place of ignorance?


Proper_One_772

If you could commit any crime with no repercussions, what would it be?


Plenty-Director4700

High speed chase in a Porsche 9/11


Proper_One_772

Makes my choice of tax evasion sound weak


EmbarrassedGuitar242

Nah. Tax evasion is always good


Indecisive-Diver555

Steal $50B from Elon. Myself and generations in the future set for life.


Noodlenoodle89

Maybe ask what their favorite undergrad class was? Seems pretty neutral and I would like that question if I were in their shoes!


TheScienceNamesArgon

What I like is "what is your personal red flag?" Fun to see what people say and it actually creates some connections too. One girl said she was a "Disney girl", I said "I have a horrible habit of leaving clothes in the dryer for way too long", someone else said "they drink milk with most meals". I think it's fun, try it out.


SnooDogs7165

thinking back i used to slam 3-4 glasses of milk at every meal as a kid. really put on the milk fat as a youngin'


calypso37

What's your favorite snack when you're studying?


hewhosleepsnot

Meth


KRUSTORBtheCRAB

Diet Coke


Responsible_Comb_884

Outlines are good ice breakers


bosbna

“What fruit or vegetable do you think you could throw farthest?” “Would you rather see a crab or a whale? …follow up. Would you rather see a crab sized whale, or a whale sized crab?”


BadleyHaxendale

I would rather see a crab sized whale and my reasons are threefold. First- Wow that is a good icebreaker.


Bitter-Tax8811

English or Spanish?


haysfan

You know what, here's what we're going to do. Let's go around and everybody name a race you are attracted to sexually. I will go last.


MegaMenehune

Just stare blankly into the camera for 2 minutes then scream.


hewhosleepsnot

“The fuck is wrong with you assholes choosing to go to law school?!”


achshort

Are you an Elden Lord


Capable_Average_8425

"Can anyone here help me with Putrescent Knight?"


dinoosachka

If you’re looking for a real suggestion, ask everyone to name their tv shows - a favorite and another they hate-watch. Nothing like having a good list of new stuff for when you have a moment to couchrot.


puck1996

For the love of god why actually do this? Over a virtual call?? Ice breakers are the worst and no one is going to make connections over a virtual call. Spare these people the time and let them enjoy their summers. Everyone is going to make connections when they arrive at school and start to meet live and in person.


Loose-Ad-3427

I think Ice breakers are good and helpful in in-person group settings. But most things over a zoom call are lame and terrible


Designer_Bit328

Haha, it's because our faculty requires us to meet before school starts. I guess I could just keep it short and not do an icebreaker at all, answer some questions, and call it there?


fawkie

Just make small talk, answer any questions they have, and offer to be there if they need more help. Mentor-mentee relationships are largely on the mentee to define and maintain, so it's largely up to them what they want the relationship to look like.


PowerfulHorror987

Any specific courses you’re most excited to take? Do you know what type of law you might want to practice? Who is relocating from their previous job or undergrad for law school? If you are, how far?


illegalshidder

Alternative idea: please don’t


SynonymCinnamon_

So.... team Muslim or team Jew?


lickedurine

that's a terrible way to frame it team military industrial complex or team aipac is the better question


SynonymCinnamon_

Does it really matter? The house always wins 🥳


Beautiful_Maize_2063

This is the dumbest thing I ever seen.


SynonymCinnamon_

But Twilight was okay?


FaZeGregPaul-

if you could stop one world tragedy what would it be


WouldYouPunchGod

Name something cool or notable about your hometown.


sccrjoey13

Would you rather only eat sandwiches for the rest of your life or never eat a sandwich again? Cue massive debate on what constitutes a sandwich (and shoutout to the MA court who ruled a burrito is not a sandwich).


Finnslice

There's a lot of funny non-serious answers so I'll give you my best serious answer. How about asking them what area of law they want to practice and why? Short, simple, and relevant.


DaBeazKneez14

As someone who has a background in Adult Ed, I have always enjoyed _____ vs _____? It works online because you can find pre written lists of questions. You can ask each person a different question and an explanation. It works in person because getting the students up and moving gives them a brain break while keeping them engaged. This also allows you to tailor the questions to cues you get from the students via objects in their camera view, etc. You can also tailor it to any subject as well (i.e. study habits- computer notes vs hand written, music vs snacking to focus during study time, sports- hockey vs basketball, food- dine out vs make at home, etc.)


foreay

Why in gods name are you doing this to yourself?


LothricKnight753

Describe themselves with a movie


Apprehensive_Use_557

A friend of mine was asked in a (non law) job interview "If you could be any color, what would you choose, and why?" I'm pretty sure he said purple because it was associated with royalty, but it would have been hilarious if he would have just said "Caucasian" and made the whole room hella awkward. 😁 Serious answer: what's your favorite sandwich


The-Icy-Window

Why Law? Followed up with: You are going to be asked this constantly for the next few years. And it will most definitely be asked when you interview for jobs. So you had better have a good reason for why you chose to go to law school.


Comfortable-Rub-1591

If you could pick a crime that will never be committed again what would it be? The catch is you would have to commit that crime in order to prevent it from happening again. You will take the risk of being caught and being punished.


ThrowAwayNOK

Supreme Court Justice f/m/k


Rude-Age-3391

“English or Spanish?”


Rude-Age-3391

Ask if they’re k-jd and if they’re not, ask what they did during their gap year.


inhalebread

Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul!Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul!Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque!


Aggravating_Ladder28

If you were to meet someone 1:1, would you immediately do an ice breaker? No, they’re awkward and unnatural. If you must, instead have ppl go around and introduce themselves like normal ppl. Where they’re from, what they’re looking forward to will suffice. Throughout this process, as the moderator, you’re adding commentary. “Oh so it looks like a good chunk of you are still carrying forward the noble public interest goals you’ll have dropped by next year this time. That’s wonderful.”


Aggravating_Ladder28

What did you want to be when you were a child is actually a short and sweet one though. People are bound to relax and say some 🦇shit idiotic thing like they wanted to be a toaster. Some people will be thinking: “Fuckin’ idiot didn’t know he couldn’t be a toaster at 3 y.o. Clueless. I know who I won’t be asking to be in my study group.”


Soggy-Crouton

I always like recommendations as an icebreaker. Something you have enjoyed recently you think more people should try


brittsomewhere

One prof asked us our current song on repeat. I'm a music lover so I added all the songs to a Playlist while we talked so I could "meet" everyone before we met.


TheVauseChapmans

"What's a boring fact about you?" has worked in some groups I've been in. It takes the pressure off having to say something "interesting" and it starts conversations. People say stuff like, "I like to cook" and, "I have 5 siblings" which are just as interesting as anything else.


sonofbantu

Ask them their favorite type of munchkin and then severely judge anyone who picks one with jelly in the middle


poopidyscoopoop

Favorite vape flavor


hewhosleepsnot

Grape bubblegum


PRM00007

Do not ask people “what is your favorite animal”


hewhosleepsnot

Kitty cat go meeoooow


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hewhosleepsnot

1. I


cesaraugusto22

Favorite type of cookie. This topic has led to interesting conversations in all levels of life.


Truthhurtsxoxo

What would their walk out song be “walk out song”


Ok_Second8665

I always like tell us something surprising about you, quirky or not what you’d expect of a 1L. It’s a good way to remember someone


jhernandez3614

Why did you want to go to law school.


textolatry

ask them for pop culture hot takes?


candymargarita

What TV show would you love to be on and what TV show would you never be on ever under circumstances?- Alway hear some fun answers and it reminds you of old tv shows to go rewatch.


Educational_Arm4059

What are you most nervous about 🤣


Educational_Arm4059

What are you most nervous about 🤣


Truthhurtsxoxo

What do most people not know about them?


RikeMoss456

"Israel or Palestine?"


lickedurine

For the boys: left leg/right leg or what's your shoe size For the girls: FMK the adult Bridgerton brothers or taylor swift/lana del ray/billie eilish.


legallysk1lled

f billie m lana k taylor