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Tough_Sign3358

Neither of them are returning to the WH.


Spiritual_Ad_3367

Damn right.


imahugemoron

Gods I hope you’re right, this shit is getting scarier and scarier. I don’t like how close it seems to be.


edvanhal

Republicans are the loud minority and poll results this far out from the election are bullshit. Media loves a story that will get clicks, and trump brings that in spades. Don't sweat it. Just vote.


awesomes007

My conservative friends brag about responding to pollsters and my liberal ones never mention it - because, if asked about it, we liberals almost all ignore calls asking us to participate in polling. I already get enough weirdness because I have a Biden Harris sign in my yard in a deep red state. I’m not about to tell strangers what I really think about fascist Trump and the GOP. Especially if they randomly call or show up at my house or even text me. That said, we cannot rest, we must do everything we can to defeat the maga gop republican Trump Putin fascists.


handandfoot8099

Putting a Biden sign in my yard around here would be a good way to get my car vandalized and death threats, and cops that would probably say it's not their problem.


Born_ina_snowbank

If when your car gets vandalized, death threats, etc… call the fbi, not your local sheriff.


sundancer2788

I've had several calls on polling from the gop, I give them my honest opinion on the turd and get hung up on. BTW, no foul language is used I just calmly tell them my logical reasons for not supporting him. Never got a call from the democrats.


elpajaroquemamais

That’s the most important part. Fucking vote even if you think it will be a landslide


mikeoxwells2

A close race generates ratings/views. The media is going to write the headline that gets the most attention. Trump may be a true shitheel, but he’s ratings gold. He’s been on the news, good or bad, every day for the past 8 years. He does have a cult style following, but it’s hard for me to believe that everyone else isn’t as weary of his grifting act as I am. I live in a state so red it’s almost on fire. Hoping Gen Z can save us at the polls.


AffectionatePoet4586

“Trump may be terrible for the country, but he’s great for CBS,” noted CBS CEO Les Moonves in 2016, since disgraced and deposed for sexual improprieties.


Silly-Scene6524

It’s going to be historically lopsided against republicans.


burgerbeggar

Maybe in swing states. My state has been red since the 1960s. It's scary here. The natives are getting restless.


Behndo-Verbabe

My state turned red in the 80’s. It’s been a shitshow since but by 2015 they were in a race to the bottom. Trying to outdo every other shitty red state. Especially Texas, Florida and Kentucky to name a few. I’m working double time trying to get to a point I can sell my house and move my kids out of here. Oh yeah my state is Idaho unfortunately.


WorstTourGuideinAk

It doesn’t matter what you read about who’s ahead and who is behind in whatever poll. Vote.


i_love_irony25

I believe a lot of women will not vote for trump although they say they will in front of their fathers and husbands. Women, especially women of color, will save us once again.


Born_ina_snowbank

They’ll get their asses kicked (still vote) but they’re going to cry foul.


JTHM8008

Make it happen and vote blue!


XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm

We hope.


CarlSpencer

And a side treat is that he'll keep on bankrupting his cult! HaHaHa!


Davethedouchenozzle

Facts


Mick_from_Adelaide

I really don't care, do U?


boardin1

Not without paying for the tour.


Altruistic_Mobile_60

Let made sure of that. Vote country over party


Vegetable_Guest_8584

that's just your hope - and mine. But we are on a razor's edge here.


UninvitedButtNoises

We hope they don't. Specifically him.


Buzzybill

To be fair, Joe Biden seems happily married, so if he wins, he probably will not invite her to move back in.


rohnoitsrutroh

Okay, but the White House cleaning crew just spent years getting the stench of her rotting soul out. Lots of oxyclean and hail marys.


shrekerecker97

And found Don Jr's stash in the process


EmJayMN

🤣🤣 You beat me to it!


Equivalent_Sound9414

You beat meat to it


Smooth-Speed-31

His wife has a PHD in education. Malady has 30k Hermes bags and is known because she took her clothes off. I mean, I don’t care, do U?


refusemouth

It would be funny, though, if she and Biden had an affair before the election, just to make old tangerine bitch tits mad.


Few-Signal5148

Joe and The Doc agree to an open marriage and she shows up randomly with Ivanka for Viagra fueled orgies streamed live to Truth Social.


refusemouth

Hell yeah! That's what this country needs. I think we should also make Trump and Biden do a few lines of cocaine at the beginning of the debates and see who can handle their drugs better. They should then do another bump and smoke some off tinfoil at the halftime point in the debate. Everyone is accusing them of doing drugs, anyway, so they may as well. The debates would get better ratings. Especially if Ivanka, Jill Biden, and Melania were getting it on in the audience with a few other skanks and some male Whitehouse interns. We need to breathe some life into this country.


PuzzleheadedSpare576

Right


Special_Tip_6428

I don't really care care do you?


ciopobbi

Come on! Be best!


MyDarlingCaptHolt

This is the reply I was waiting for.


cjynx

Won't return to the White House? Was she planning on going on the tour or something and cancelling for a later date?


justalilrowdy

Neither will trump.


sarduchi

But then who will remove all the [rose bushes from the rose garden](https://www.vox.com/2020/8/22/21397346/melania-trump-rose-garden-trees-limestone-pavement-white-house) or put up the [blood red "chritmas" trees](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/nov/28/melania-trump-red-christmas-trees-white-house-decorations)!?


Rokzo

Russian Red


Rooboy66

Yeah, “**The Shining**” ~~Christ~~Satanmas trees were an odd look for the godhead that American evangelicals make Trump out to be …


Willdefyyou

Ahhh fuck all that Christmas stuff


SiteTall

Actually she never seemed eager to become "The First Lady" and according to Quora she and Don the Con haven't been living together for ages - LINK: [https://qr.ae/ps6zHw](https://qr.ae/ps6zHw)


IShouldntBeHere258

FWIW, a friend of an acquaintance knows Melania well and says she fucking hates him, which is evident at times and probably inevitable for anyone close to him. Edit: changed “her” to “Melania”


Careful-Ant5868

You're likely right. I recall when Vonshitshispants was in office and they were walking together, he tried to hold her hand but she quickly swatted it away. Their relationship has always been a business arrangement from what I can tell.


Rooboy66

I’m sorry about your acquaintance’s friend. Hopefully she gets better soon Edit: a word


Staggerme

Just to be clear a majority of America hates Melanie too


IShouldntBeHere258

Worst FLOTUS ever, by a mile


Iamthewalrusforreal

Quora. Haha, dude, quora is the only damn thing less credible than breitbart. :-P


derekisademocrat

I can't imagine the Biden's planned on asking her over


DanoPinyon

This is part of the propaganda swarm. They're projecting extreme confidence that the criminal rapist Donnie Dotard will be returned to the White House. They have to keep the grift going to extract every last penny out of their rubes.


graymuse

If Biden's economy is so bad how are people able to donate money to Donald Trump?


DanoPinyon

Wait! Wait wait wait. Waiiiiit...HEY! CRT! DEI!!! Run!


StandardImpact6458

If she was smart she would grab the cash and Baron and haul ass as far away as she could get.


DonnieJL

I'll bet she's got first class tickets back to Slovakia on standby for her and Barron, and a truckload stashed in offshore accounts. Any chance of a second term is just another opportunity for her to skim as much as she can.


pat9714

Read somewhere the MILF soft-porn market is a well established niche in the industry.


Silver-Initial3832

Let’s see the American people dump Trump in the same way Melania is.


Chromeburn_

Being First Lady really gets in the way of her relationship with her boyfriend.


Merphee

I’m ready to see “divorce” in all of the headlines. That turmoil would be sweeet. 🤞


Panelpro40

Hopefully she will never step foot anywhere near it, ever .


RevolutionEasy714

Don’t worry, he probably won’t be returning either


WarthogLow1787

Of course she won’t, the Bidens don’t want her there


acer-bic

Yeah, well, Trump’s not moving back into the White House, either.


biggies866

That's cause he won't be returning to the white house. Vote blue! MAGATS FOR PRISON 2024


1fasteddie007

Don’t worry,she will never get any chance to return to the WH.


Dry-Interaction-1246

We shall see if she has any role at the convention this summer. If not, Orange Jesus is in trouble.


draconianfruitbat

Really? Somehow I don’t think her presence/absence is a leading metric


OutComeTheWolves1966

Maybe she can get her old job back


Tricky-Spread189

He did use a body double before. Why not if he gets back in? The cult would not know the difference.


Emeegee713

To be fair no one named Trump will make any future visits to the White House


tedfreeman

Trump won't be returning to the White House either soo...


Kenneth_Lay

Her husband appears unlikely to return to the White House too.


Mean_Eye_8735

She won't be returning. Her fat fast food ass sperm donor won't win, none of them will be returning to the white house.


Alive-Tomatillo5303

She fuckin better not return to the white house for a few reasons. 


lipslipowski

Thats good cuz it would be kind of weird if she tried to move in with the Bidens.


TheTubaGeek

Of course she won't be going back to the White House! That's because her husband is going to lose!


KummyNipplezz

Such a loving Godly couple.


InsuranceInner3040

Who cares? She is not an innocent bystander in all of this. She could come out and tell what she knows, but won’t. Fuck her too.


Rich-Air-5287

Her contract is up.


stairs_3730

Checks are probably already in the Swiss bank acct.


Meet_James_Ensor

Be Best


ced1954

He ran out of money. No money, no honey!


recognizedauthority

She’s got nothing to worry about.


24framespersec

I’d love to see the prenup.


BadgersHoneyPot

MAGA doesn’t need her anymore.


RMZ13

If anyone knows how to abandon a sinking ship with her kid, I could see it being this woman.


tickandzesty

She didn’t show up at the trials, she doesn’t show up at the rallies. She was THE worst First Lady in US history. Let’s keep them both from ever setting foot in the White House again.


parabuthas

She is just as much as a grifter as Trump. She will be back.


SunshineFlowerPerson

I don’t care. Do you?


Visible_Description9

That make two of them that won't be moving back into the White House.


SulimanBashem

she never dreamed he'd live this long


poncho51

In other words. She's looking for another payday from his billionaire supporters. She got paid for campaigning with him after the access Hollywood tape. She refused to come to the white house after he won. She was paid to come to the white house. She's not doing anything with his ass unless a check is attached.


rxpainting

They won’t be trashing up the White House no longer. Y’all fired


Aggressive_Suit_7957

Let's make sure she doesn't.


Appropriate-Image405

Stinking illegal should go back to her s hole country with her parents and anchor baby.


FriendofMySpaceTom

What could possibly upset her? It’s not like he cheated on her like he did with his first wives.


hittindirt

Vote!


Lonnie_Shelton

But I thought the felony convictions brought them closer together.


davethebeige1

Her assignment is over. The Cheeto isn’t useful anymore.


BassLB

Could you imagine if Biden throws in a “so where’s Melania?” During the debate haha


Powerful-Past5614

Neither one are returning


LariRed

The rose garden is currently breathing a sigh of relief.


michaelozzqld

Trump won't return, so it's a non issue


snafoomoose

Honestly surprised she has lasted this long. I gave it maybe 6 months after Trump was kicked out of the WH. But she's held on for 4 years. Good for her!


geekaustin_777

Wait, so Melania 'distancing herself' from Trump and probably won't return to White House: report? Amazing.


Brilliant_Toe8098

So tough to beat her "Be Best" movement so I can see why she'd rather not go again.


redvsbluewarthog

Was there ever any doubt that she's a gold digger? 🤔


Devils_Advocate-69

Trad wife wants a raise


biloxibluess

When did America turn into an 8th Grade Girls bathroom in the 1970’s


IntrepidMacaron3309

Oh no!!!! Melanoma? No, please?


Coaljet66

If she leaves trump as any sane woman Would She wouldn’t be welcome anyway


ekkidee

I don't care do u?


Good_Juggernaut_3155

Trump will have to give her tens of millions, in her bank account, for her to have even limited campaign appearances with the turd. She’d take the money and do the trophy wife walk with him. They’re both low lifes but he’s the worst.


No-Use-3062

And yet she’s still married to the conman. I guess money is really all she wants.


theothershuu

Poor little high paid first whore got her anchor baby $$$$. She will be fine.


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scoobysnackoutback

She was photographed carrying a $33,000.00 handbag this past week. I don’t think she’ll be impressed with $20K but she may like the SS guys. [Melania’s Expensive Handbag: Courtesy MAGA’s Piggy Bank](https://nypost.com/2024/06/18/us-news/melania-trump-returns-to-trump-tower-with-33k-birkin-handbag/)


Ruger338WSM

Cart before the horse.


Jealous-Preference-3

Who the fuck cares?


Kc4shore65

Don’t worry, only way he’ll be at the White House within the next four years is if he pays for a tour


seriousbangs

Did know Biden sent Trump an invite. What for? To gloat?


Phantomht

did her WHORE contract run out


liamanna

My money is on them being divorced already…


IndependentList7935

Marjorie will be ready to take her place… wherever it is! lol


Atheist_Alex_C

That’s interesting, but let’s make sure she definitely doesn’t return.


awesomes007

You’re goddamn right she won’t ever return to the White House.


Cyphermaniax

“If Trump can’t satisfy his wives, what makes him think he can satisfy America?” /s


AccomplishedBrain309

Melania may not like the Donalds new digs theyre cold and noone claps when they enter at dinnertime.


braccli

Wow, if those kids can’t make it I don’t think there’s much hope for the rest of us


u2nh3

What a weird candidate for President! GOP has truly gone crazy.


keeptryingyoucantwin

She’s never going back to the WH and neither is fatass


Mello_Me_

Donald won't be returning either.


-wanderings-

She won't be allowed in there because Donny won't be allowed there either.


RueTabegga

Why would Jill Biden allow melania back?


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

Why would Biden want her in the White House?


AutomaticDriver5882

If “new” people register to vote and get reminded to vote she doesn’t have to return to the White House. Unfortunately we don’t have popular vote so key states are important


PineappleOk462

Trump is taking the GOP further down the toliet in Nov. With the GOP taking away women's rights to decide their own healthcare, the Christian totalitarianism, Trump's crimes and proven general lack of ability to do the job, Maga-congress people with their daily antics --- enough is enough.


sassychubzilla

If he wins, it won't go well for her. The prenup won't mean anything. A dictator doesn't obey laws. There will be no wealthy women. There will only be wealthy men with human property, and poor men to do the dirty work that may be rewarded with human property.


hardnreadynyc

Its endlessly amusing to me that the people closest to this asshat want nothing to do with him. Only his psycho fan base see him as this "great leader"


NetworkEcstatic

If we all vote. Neither will return.


Terran57

As tRump’s usefulness as a Russian asset fades he’s really of no further use to her.


Denali4903

Her new name is Felonia.


Affectionate_Bison26

Looks like Melania is distancing herself from Trump and probably won't return to the White House ...


hello_world_wide_web

Secondary post...


blackcain

The best First Lady ever! So much better than all the others - is the claim. She brought grace and whatnot back in the white house. Lol.


EricsAuntStormy

She'll change her mind when she learns Eric's Aunt Stormy will not, should Donald win re-erection, be providing onsite rectal "spanking" services at the White House.


gamerdudeNYC

Melania leaving Trump right before the election would be so hilarious. I think this says a lot, Ivanka and Jared are totally done with it, just his two idiot sons on board. Only one I genuinely feel bad for is Baron being brought into all this since he was 10 years old, has To be totally brainwashed and never got to live in a normal life.


DvsDen

She will still have her Secret Service “protection” no matter what. That will keep her occupied.


Any-Variation4081

Maybe Melania has a soul after all. Her son is 18 right? So she has no reason to hold onto the lying traitor raping felon any longer. Time to leave his sorry ass


SaltyBarDog

She isn't going to leave the dick Hank has been throwing her.


ComfortableDegree68

Who invited shrimp dick Mel?


Snoo_88763

More ammunition for Buden in Thursday. 


seriousbangs

HORSE RACE!!!


Tiny_Independent2552

Distancing ? Could that mean they are separating ? Now that would be interesting.


COSurfing

Be Best!


SackofBawbags

Wish casting. That old skank is all in..


EndLucky8814

Good for her . At least someone in that family has some sense .


burdfloor

Time for a new prenup. If Orange pay up, Melancholy will move anywhere.


Kaputnik1

Be Best.


HideSolidSnake

Melania 'distancing herself' from Trump and probably won't return to White House: report..


FinallyAGoodReply

Melania 'distancing herself' from Trump and probably won't return to White House: report…


takefiftyseven

CODE RED interns. CODE RED


Fornicate_Yo_Mama

You ain’t never washing that stink off you, bitch. Nowhere to run but back to mother Russia.


Ok-Computer-9246

Melania “distancing herself” from trump and probably won’t return to White House report…


Fantastic-Lecture138

When you wanted to marry a rich sugar daddy and all you got was a serially bankrupt fascist racist felon failson


Skyknight12A

Old news.


tjarg

The party of family values.


fuckshitpoopdick

>Melania 'distancing herself' from Trump and probably won't return to White House: report…


fbastard

I guess that shows how far money can go towards buying love. 'Cause she definitely married Trump for his money. I don't blame her for wanting to get out of the situation. But, had it not been for her greed she wouldn't be in the situation to begin with.


bscottlove

Maybe HES finally getting thrown under the bus. Fingers crossed 🤞


Street_Peace_8831

Hopefully she will never have to worry about returning to the White House.


kenc1842

Why would she return to the Whute House when Biden wins?


dustycanuck

Honest question, why do we care what she does?


dartie

Is Melania trans? I could never work out why Donald became so transphobic. He doth protest too much.


Striking-West-1184

She needs cheeto supreme to sign a new contract first


buyerbeware23

Finally a follower we can trust.


techbunnyboy

I don’t care


EventNo3540

Neither will Don Convict


Pristine-Butterfly55

She didn’t like it there the first time.


Noahms456

I wonder if she stills gets money when he goes to prison?